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Sputnik Summer Cross Country Invitational

This summer, the North American users of the hellhole otherwise known as rwill embark on a renovated school bus full of renegade musicians, alcoholics, and faggots.
Brother, Sister

I will mainly drink a lot of alcohol, attempt to fornicate with women on the bus, and drunkenly croon "Ape Dos
Mil". Good stuff.
Watch Out!

Spec - Spec was among the first to discuss this caravan. Spec will provide some scene junkies for anyone to
openly fingerbang in the toilet. Thanks Steve m/ on.
Shadows of the Sun

BallsToTheWall - Balls has been designated as the most worthy sputbro to drive after mercilessly jerking off
on the interstate while speeding with the other hand. God bless us all. He will also coordinate the Waffle
House stops and which pornos to indulge in.
4Circa Survive

taxidermist - Taxi's main purpose is to fill the racial quota, but when I get really drunk and start crying over a
former's warm bearlike body will beckon my agony.
5Eve 6
Speak in Code

foxxxy - Foxxxy will maintain the kegs, as well as be my beer pong partner. He will also puke all over the bus
on the last leg of the trip in Manitoba like a faggot because he can't handle his shit. My dresser is all yours.

someguest - someguest will not be allowed on the bus unless we need a punk bitch meth dealer to pussy out
and cry about God and a girl he eye-banged in his statistics class.
7Massive Attack

silentpotato - potsy will maintain the marijuana. That sums it up well.

Scoot - Metrosexual trip hop extraordinare.
9Andrew Jackson Jihad
Knife Man

Samshine - Trip hop groupie and back up bus driver when Balls is too inebriated to drive.
10August Burns Red

KimmsightMatters - Will hold late night Bible studies with the Sput God Squad until Balls, Angel, and Vesper
disturb it with a blood virgin sacrifice to Satan.
11Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

Masochist - Will help to even out the ethnicity ratio and do live podcasts from the insanity.
...In Shallow Seas We Sail

SeaAnenome - Will run behind the bus the entire time, this guy was an international track star at one point
right? At least I was told he was.
Cuntry Boner

coneren - Cone will hopefully maintain the mandatory law that one male on the bus must have a boner for an
entire 24 hour period.
The Mantle

Vesper - Vesper will ensure every woman on the bus is a sarcastic bitch the entire trip. In a good, feministic
15Set Your Goals

andcas - If anyone on the bus needs a useless youtube link or some recs involving some shitty underground
garage pop-punk band....
Among The Living

sonictheplumber - Will get really annoying and will most likely get kicked out of the bus somewhere around
Dallas, but will ensure there will be no false thrash m/
Diary Of An Afro Warrior

Maniac! - Maniac will do relatively nothing. He will drink two beers and puke all over coneren's boner, thus
causing him to be kicked off.

pizzamachine - Will lead Sputbus in praise and worship! And write about 10000000 reviews in between that.
19Big Black
Songs About Fucking

FrankRedHot - Would be the bouncer on the bus, but has anyone heard from him lately? I mean, damn.
Pulling Down the Sky

balcaen - She will be on the bus so I can have someone to hit on and yet get constantly rejected. A great
self-esteem booster.
21As Cities Burn
Come Now Sleep

Banion - Never seen her in person before, but heard she was hot. Put her on the bus yeah?
22Iron Maiden

Trebor17 - I need someone to shadowbox if I get drunk and feel invincible. I think Treb is up for the
challenge. Also the resident bartender.
23Laura Stevenson and the Cans
Sit Resist

Aids - Aids can join us so I can make fun of Barcelona sucking dick this past week, but he will most likely be
in another corner of the earth around that time. Pity.
24Jack Johnson
In Between Dreams

iFghtffyrdmns - Worst username ever, he will be that douchebag barking about the spring breeze while
banging out harsh melodies on his acoustic guitar.

Hawks - The hip hop expert on the bus, Hawks will let us know if the list=digs or not. He will probably join in
the virgin sacrifice. Poser.
26Joy Division

TheVoiceAndTheSnake/Graveyard - Will rec decent post-punk and teach us how to shoot gay porno.
27Frank Turner
England Keep My Bones

OmahaStylee94 - I need someone to drink with that will bitch about the Georgia life as well.
Failure On

Emim - Designated leader of the Sputbus God squad. I'm not sure if he is in North America or not. Oh well, he
will lead andcas to Christ.
29Jean Louis Costes
Fecal Master

RosaParks - Will not be on the bus due to it being a queef-free zone.
30We Came As Romans
To Plant A Seed

auberginedreams - (See RosaParks) No seriously, see him. He might blow you if you are drunk enough.
Black Metal

AngelOfDeath - Will heartily lead the virign sacrifice and will be the resident chef.
32 Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die

MMX - MMX will bring his hawt girlfriend so when they break up I can get firsties, and will bring The Walking
Dead and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia DVD's.

WeepingBanana - Weeping will be the resident hipster acoustic asshole, but he will play requests. Making him
somewhat useful. He whole lotta loves this trip! He is also a whiny bitch and if he complains about the album
again he is staying home this summer.
34Limp Bizkit
Gold Cobra

JWT155 -JWT has agreed to join the excursion as a secondary driver under the conditions he gets road head
from someone on the bus. What a trooper.
35Trophy Scars
Darkness, Oh Hell

ZilbelPing - Another hispanic loser on the bus so taxi isn't alone, Zilbel will provide us with the N64 and all of
36Have A Nice Life

Bloodhail - Bloodhail will bring equipment for smores and create a hearty bonfire in the back of the bus that
will be extremely krieg.
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