RobertChristgau: Albums That Are Bad. F-

RobertChristgau 03.27.12	Congrats sputnik. Congrats on thinking you know what true rock n roll is. Rush? Please. Listen to Pavement.
Funeralopolis 03.27.12	bjkbvsdvsdfrdsfcvf
Trebor. 03.27.12	lol
Funeralopolis 03.27.12	Melvins
Trebor. 03.27.12	He hates Black Sabbath too Well basically all metal
KjSwantko 03.27.12	kill isn't gonna be too happy about this
tarkus 03.27.12	lol christgau
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	who is this KILL? I bet he enjoys Rush and Tool. Those bands wouldn't know true rock n roll if Jagger himself descended from rock n roll heaven and punched each member in the mouth. Please.
Killerhit 03.27.12	Lol. The minute sputnikers see In the Court or OK Computer on this list they'll beat him senseless
Funeralopolis 03.27.12	u could offend someone and make them cry and we cant be havin that
Killerhit 03.27.12	"Jagger himself descended from rock n roll heaven and punched each member in the mouth." What the fuck?
Scoot 03.27.12	llama
MO 03.27.12	trolls are out in full force today
evilford 03.27.12	someone is bored
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	@Killerhit are you not aware of the Rolling Stones? Please quit listening to pretentious nonsense like ELP and Mastodon and give Let it Bleed a listen. You shall not be disappointed.
Killerhit 03.27.12	@Robert: And when did I say that? And what the hell is wrong with you, really?
NeutralThunder12 03.27.12	1 rules
Killerhit 03.27.12	Despite what you may think, this is the absolute worst record of all time. No songs about rock n roll, sex or drugs, and my biggest complaint is the display of talent, flawless combination, juxtaposition and integration of jazz and classical into sporadic 'rock' music. Integrate? Taking ideas from another genre, placing them perfectly into a diverse set of rock songs and making an album that rides on it's composition, elegance and quirkiness rather than on pop hooks and lyrics about doing drugs? Lol, hard. Pretentious drivel. Ersatz shit. Why would somebody torture themselves with supposed 'rock' music that doesn't even rock hard? Oh, please. Talent? Why display that in music? Why show off Fripp, why? Sure your compositions on this album were dense, artistically genius, varied, new, and light years ahead of their time but so what? Where are the fucking pop hooks and short songs? And what about the manipulation of the main melody in the closer track "Court of the Cocksucking King"? You think you're smart for placing a slower ambient section of a reworked version of the same fucking melody you used for the entire song as a bridge to a huge, loud, and epic conclusion. Haha. Nonsense. Is it rock n roll? Nope. It's talent. Who the fuck wants that? Ersatz shit to the highest degree.
ILJ 03.27.12	This is one of the worst trolls I've seen.
Graveyard 03.27.12	obv troll
Killerhit 03.27.12	Wanna know what my favorite Pink Floyd album is? WYWH. Why? Cause it's got soul, rather than tasteful experimentation, beautiful soundscapes, a cinematic flow and interesting lyrics? Experimentation? Not rock n roll enough. Album is a snooze fest. Ersatz shit. Wanna know what my favorite Pink Floyd album is? WYWH. Why? Cause it's got soul, rather than tasteful experimentation, beautiful soundscapes, a cinematic flow and interesting lyrics? Experimentation? Not rock n roll enough. Album is a snooze fest. Ersatz shit. Wanna know what my favorite Pink Floyd album is? WYWH. Why? Cause it's got soul, rather than tasteful experimentation, beautiful soundscapes, a cinematic flow and interesting lyrics? Experimentation? Not rock n roll enough. Album is a snooze fest. Ersatz shit.
evilford 03.27.12	/retarded thread
Killerhit 03.27.12	A retarded person tends to make a retarded thread, Ford.
macadoolahicky 03.27.12	"Despite what you may think, this is the absolute worst record of all time." Yet he rates it at 2, which is above five other albums.
livingisland 03.27.12	lol christgau [2]
Trebor. 03.27.12	Do you fucks not know who Cristgau is or something?
BillBruford 03.27.12	all of you guys are completely retarded except the people who get it LOL RETARD U TROLL I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS LIST
JJwins 03.27.12	good list, very original.
HitlerIsGod 03.27.12	oh, i see what you did here...its not funny.
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	Who hasn't heard of me? I'm the leading authority on music criticism. I've been reviewing music since before Beethoven put his fingers on a piano key.
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	Lol, BillBruford. You pretentious pile of shit. You're about as good at writing music and drum parts as Neil Peart. Any asshole can sit and masturbate on his drumset, but only real drummers like Weezy and Charlie Watts can play with soul and flavor.
Killerhit 03.27.12	You're about as amusing as coneren's many alts and personalities. Seriously this isn't even a good troll. Stop talking to your many alts.
RecspecsAFC 03.27.12	Obvious troll is obvious.
BillBruford 03.27.12	this is an ace troll killerhit is butthurt hard and thanks christgau love you too
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	You were DECENT on "Red". And by decent I mean maybe a 2.5/5, or C+ if you will. Still no Charlie Watts. get some talent you prog faggot.
Killerhit 03.27.12	Lol its funny watching him to talk to himself, isn't it? Good ol trolls they make sputnik so happy :]
Trebor. 03.27.12	"Obvious troll is obvious." You don't say?
tarkus 03.27.12	killerhit lol
HitlerIsGod 03.27.12	hes not trolling morons, why else would he have contradicted himself and complimented the albums while saying that they suck? obviously he likes these. hes trying to be funny, failing hard at it but trying nonetheless.
tarkus 03.27.12	lol
evilford 03.27.12	my mom trolls better than this
Killerhit 03.27.12	Coming from the username 'hitlerisgod'
Trebor. 03.27.12	He's satirizing this fag you dense fucks http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Christgau
tarkus 03.27.12	trebor is the only person here who gets it
Killerhit 03.27.12	GOD DAMN IT TREVOR We KNOW who rob is. The guy who continously bashes RUSH ALBUMS. @tark: The second, baby.
Trebor. 03.27.12	His rating system doesn't even make sense, sometimes he uses a letter grade, sometimes stars, and sometimes a bomb whatever that means
ILJ 03.27.12	"hes not trolling morons, why else would he have contradicted himself and complimented the albums while saying that they suck? obviously he likes these. hes trying to be funny, failing hard at it but trying nonetheless." Because he's a troll you idiot.
tarkus 03.27.12	best troll of 2012 im serious
evilford 03.27.12	he's turned the non-trolls against themselves. maybe he's pretty good at this
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	I'm not trolling. I just prefer well written pop songs like Weezy's "Prom Queen" to pretentious borefests like King Crimson's "Lizard". Is this hard to understand?
HitlerIsGod 03.27.12	"Because he's a troll you idiot." hes a troll because hes trying to be funny? do you even know what a troll is?
Killerhit 03.27.12	Yeah it is. Now you and sonictheplumber can meet face to face
Shuyin 03.27.12	'well written pop songs ' that doesnt even exist
The7thVermicide 03.27.12	RobertChristgau ,this is the opinion I have of your "list" http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/20/129188834572275098.jpg . RobertChristgau your opinion is just a worthless and pathetic piece of poop and you have as a A+ shitty Lol Gayne albums . For this crime faggots with almost non-existent IQ like you , should be isolated from the community and forced to suck my fucking dick.Thom Yorke and Neil Peart are so much better than you little whore.
thumbcrusher 03.27.12	Name: RobertChristgau Interweb Grade: F-
ILJ 03.27.12	"hes a troll because hes trying to be funny? do you even know what a troll is?" No, he's a troll because he's purposely trashing albums this site loves while stating its good qualities and saying they're negative points of it, hoping that people will point it out and get upset about it. Do YOU even know what a troll is?
porch 03.27.12	"RobertChristgau your opinion is just a worthless and pathetic piece of poop and you have as a A+ shitty Lol Gayne albums . For this crime faggots with almost non-existent IQ like you , should be isolated from the community and forced to suck my fucking dick.Thom Yorke and Neil Peart are so much better than you little whore." lol fucking idiot
porch 03.27.12	kinda heavyhanded lists
iambandersnatch 03.27.12	not a very convincing troll, 1/5
SteelErectedb4you8er 03.27.12	I sense a troll
thumbcrusher 03.27.12	if anyone's still confused: "A troll is a supernatural being in Norse mythology and Scandinavian folklore. In origin, one of the meanings of the term troll was a negative synonym for a jötunn (plural jötnar), a being in Norse mythology, although the word was also used about witches, berserkers and various other evil magical figures. In Old Norse sources, beings described as trolls dwell in isolated rocks, mountains, or caves, live together in small family units, and are rarely helpful to human beings."
tarkus 03.27.12	"RobertChristgau your opinion is just a worthless and pathetic piece of poop and you have as a A+ shitty Lol Gayne albums . For this crime faggots with almost non-existent IQ like you , should be isolated from the community and forced to suck my fucking dick.Thom Yorke and Neil Peart are so much better than you little whore." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and a big hahahaha to thumbcrusher too
evilford 03.27.12	HitlerisGodisRobertChristgau
HitlerIsGod 03.27.12	"No, he's a troll because he's purposely trashing albums this site loves while stating its good qualities and saying they're negative points of it" and there you go, dipshit. its pretty obvious he doesnt mean it. if he was trolling he would try to make it seem like he really held that opinion. only fucktards who didnt get it would get upset about it. its called a (terrible) joke.
TheNotrap 03.27.12	List troll hard.
NeutralThunder12 03.27.12	guys is this a troll idk
Parallels 03.27.12	lolololololol best list evar
Imperial 03.27.12	T R O L L
mastille 03.27.12	Cause every song has to be rock and roll and Pavement's well it's such obvious trolling I can't get angry I just laughed so good job
RobertChristgau 03.27.12	Troll? The only troll is Robert Fripp. He trolled us all.
Capablanca 03.27.12	I lol'd hard at the "rarely helpful to human beings" part, good job guys.
tarkus 03.27.12	hey christgau dont make me bust out fripp himself
ChuckyTruant 03.27.12	obviously troll is obvious AND dumb
Shukal 03.27.12	obviously not a troll... just look at his ratings...how could that be a troll?
SgtPepper 03.27.12	I was drinking a cola while I read this, but I almost spitted out the second I saw In The court, Dark Side and Ok Computer on this list.
ChuckyTruant 03.27.12	obviously not a troll... just look at his ratings...how could that be a troll? how dumb are you dude?
DarkSideOfLucca 03.27.12	This list made me cry.
Shukal 03.27.12	couldn't be a troll.. a troll wouldn't make a list with contradictory descriptions =]
rockandmetaljunkie 03.27.12	Christgau's ratings in his web page are hilarious. List is also hilarious.
rockandmetaljunkie 03.27.12	sonic hate this guy
Gmork89 03.27.12	The controversy is overbearing...
NeutralThunder12 03.27.12	inb4 sonic
Ovrot 03.27.12	I like how half of the people in this list don't seem to get it
Shukal 03.27.12	yeah
Winrar 03.27.12	F- F- F- F- F- F- F- F-
evilford 03.27.12	zzzzzzzz die thread die
Shukal 03.27.12	no.
Parallels 03.27.12	don't encourage him or he'll never leave
Lucido 03.27.12	try harder Crandy > Robert
Samizdat 03.27.12	DOUBLE F
xevman 03.27.12	so bad, try harder next time
RecspecsAFC 03.27.12	I GET IT OVROT OMG
Shuyin 03.27.12	stay banned
macadoolahicky 03.28.12	Crandy > Robert [2]
MO 03.28.12	Not surprised this hit 100 comments
NeutralThunder12 03.28.12	ersatz shit for life
SCREAMorphine 03.28.12	wtf
Spec 03.28.12	the fuck is this shit
OysterizerInsomniac 03.28.12	he might as well actually be robert christgau, there really isn't much difference they're both massive trolls.
Thompson 03.29.12	oh robster the lobster yuu
Thompson 03.29.12	where louie reed be?
IMZA1793 03.29.12	dafuq is this
NightmareCinema16 12.06.12	Oh s**T Christgau has a Sputnikmusic account.
ButteryBiscuitBass 12.06.12	What a great troll list!
ThunderNeutral21 12.06.12	yea i did a decent job with this methinks
evilford 12.06.12	list did not need to be revived
ILJ 12.06.12	why are people bumping old threads all the time now
NightmareCinema16 12.06.12	I accidently discovered this while writing a KC ITCOTCK sound off. Such a troll list. Still really don't like it, likewise.
Chortles 07.08.13	love me some christgau
tommygun 07.08.13	wtf
sixdegrees 12.15.18	'21 people like this'
StrikeOfTheBeast 12.15.18	The funny thing is that the real Robert actually hates In the Court of The Crimson King. I think he gave DSOTM a B though.
J() Alexander 12.15.18	22 people like this now
Deathconscious 12.15.18	what the fuck, since when do people use that like button.
J() Alexander 12.15.18	Gonna make a FB account just to like this.