ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | yourfuckbook.com |
Funeralopolis
03.19.12 | i am a horny girl and online right now, chat me up sexy. |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | gotta buy a new webcam first |
MMX
03.19.12 | Funeral has some Tig ol Bitties
Trust me man I've hit it before and Funeral sorry I never called back |
YankeeDudel
03.19.12 | Thats a shame cuz the internet, especially sputnik, is filled with the most awesomest people. |
MMX
03.19.12 | Lol Flutter |
MMX
03.19.12 | you called back? that's just asking for an awkward conversation |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | ........................ |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | Wow, it just looks like I might finally lose my v-card yet, yay! Too bad flutter seems looser than throwin a hot dog down a hallway :( |
Auschwitz
03.19.12 | who gives a fuck about internet friends |
paxman
03.19.12 | lol this list is pretty funny |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | system you know it's not even her ?? |
MMX
03.19.12 | M3rcenary don't fuck Flutter, it's just not fun
He's not even tight anymore, like real talk I could shove 2 liter bottle of coke up there |
ohfoxxxycole
03.19.12 | sputnik doesn't like me much i think i intimidate them |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | lol |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | fuck me, I'm hot |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | shut the hell up |
someguest
03.19.12 | this list made my cat's cock fall off
thanks a lot |
MMX
03.19.12 | you mean a gaping hole right? |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | wow ncguitar your coming on kinda strong, I'm kinda in a relationship with flutter right now so back off. And MMX your underestimating its more like a small vehicle such as a geo metro could go up there :o |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | NO MMX IT'S JUST MY THROBBING ASSHOLE SPEAKING TO YOU SAYING I WANT YOUR 12 INCH COCK RAMMED IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | and with that, fuck you all, eat my fck ,i'm giong to beed |
MMX
03.19.12 | Flutter I've had better
ThroneOfAgony meet me at the usual spot ;)
This is such a gay list |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Throw that flutter bitch away, I'm the good stuff ;) |
MMX
03.19.12 | Ncguitar if we are doing this based on avatars, I'm definitely fucking Flutter ;) |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | Ncguitar I cant take you seriously with that profile picture, have you seen flutters? It just kinda bitch slaps yours.
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MMX
03.19.12 | Mine bitch slaps all of yours now shut the fuck up and go fap to it |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Ok then fuck off, you probably can't handle me. |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | oh shit mmx that just screams of sexy, but flutter is always there for me... |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | @system I bet not even a dead girl would embrace you |
MMX
03.19.12 | Bitch please he's always there for you
Yeah he's been there for what the last 15 minutes? |
MMX
03.19.12 | Flutt you've been cheating on me you LITTLE CUNT |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | you havent done anything for me mmx other than make me cum all over my computer screen, flutter always listens to my problems and then I smell her brilliant pink hair |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Alright m3rc, tell flutter about last night. |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | God Ncguitar quit trying to ruin my relationship your just trolling! |
MMX
03.19.12 | Flutt Good keep it that way, otherwise it might be the end of us, had me worried for a moment
System you're just jealous of what me and Flutt have
|
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Ok then you will live in a lie until you tell flutter about last night. |
Funeralopolis
03.19.12 | a sadomasochist is someone who gains sexual pleasure from cutting people. |
Zorak
03.19.12 | this thread is fucking lame. |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | Flutter Babe, I'd like some metalcore recs. I'm being serious lol |
MMX
03.19.12 | Nothing happened NC you were drunk, kept hassling and I dropped you off at home. alone. |
MMX
03.19.12 | Also this thread is the product of extremely bored sputnik users |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | your welcome zorak
|
Funeralopolis
03.19.12 | you told you got fucked and now you were alone I dunno what to believe. |
ConcubinaryCode
03.19.12 | i swear this had like 3 posts five minutes ago. |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | Thanks flutter I listen to some of those and have heard of most of them, I'll check some of em out. |
MMX
03.19.12 | Concubinary it did |
Emim
03.19.12 | asl plz |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Yeah but remember when you went to buy drinks, flutty? You don't know what happened in the basement, bitch. |
Imperial
03.19.12 | 1-5 might be your problem. |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | Yeah but you went to buy the drinks anyways. Big mistake... |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | C'mon imperial 1 is pretty good, I cant say I'm too fond of the others though |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 |
Don't wanna hear you
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say
Oh Yeah
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
(Don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way |
ConcubinaryCode
03.19.12 | thread will have 300 comments by tomorrow. |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | System i could use some metal recs
|
Imperial
03.19.12 | "C'mon imperial 1 is pretty good, I cant say I'm too fond of the others though"
I'm just kidding man, listen to what makes you happy. |
North0House2
03.19.12 | I've been waiting such a long time
For a love that's real to come my way
Gonna take some getting used to
Now that love is here to stay
Chorus:
After we make love
I'll be lost in the afterglow
You're all I'm dreaming of
I just can't l just can't let the feeling go
After we make love
There's no doubt in my mind I've been touched by
All that heaven and earth will allow
All that matters is right here and now
Now the world is filled with wonder
You've turned my life around in just one day
I love the spell you've put me under
Just one kiss can take my breath away
Chorus:
After we make love
Feels so good to be lost in the afterglow
You're all I'm dreaming of
I just can't l just can't let the feeling go
After we make love
There's no doubt in my mind I've been touched by
All that heaven and earth will allow
All that matters is right here and now
All those lonely days and nights
Were well worth going through
I'm so glad I never gae my heart away
It's like I waited all my life
So I could give it all to you
I've been waiting such a long time
For a love that's real to come my way
It's gonna take some getting used to
Now that love is here to stay
Chorus:
After we make love
Feels so good to be lost in the afterglow
After we make love
I just can't l just can't let the feeling go
After we make love
There's no doubt in my mind I've been touched by
All that heaven and earth will allow
All that matters is right here and now
All that matters is right here and now
:') |
ncguitar
03.19.12 | No M3rc, don't take recs from system noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | lol that was from your favorite band section |
Cells
03.19.12 | perfect troll list |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 |
Howard is bald.
Howard is bald, BALD, BALD!
7. You Should Be Balding
Hey who's that bald guy walking down the street?
It's Howard.
Ow yeah!
His name is Howard Wulkan, yeah-yeah.
And his head's really shiny, yeah.
If he is only balding,
he's balding really bad, yeah-yeah.
Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah.
BAAAAAAAAAAAALD.
Howard Wulkan's bald, yeah, BALD BALD BALD BALD |
theM3rcenary
03.19.12 | "I'm just kidding man, listen to what makes you happy."
Thanks man, thats the nicest things ive ever heard on the internet, usually people are elitist bastards.
And Thanks system |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | no i posted a meaningful anal cunt song |
ThroneOfAgony
03.19.12 | HOWARD IS BALD FUCK YES |
MMX
03.19.12 | I wanna watch you suck his dick.
I know you fucking love it bitch.
Do you see me now?
Look into my fucking eyes.
Emmure - The best album ever |
Imperial
03.19.12 | ""I'm just kidding man, listen to what makes you happy."
Thanks man, thats the nicest things ive ever heard on the internet, usually people are elitist bastards.
And Thanks system"
We're all elitist in a way. Just some more than others. |
MMX
03.19.12 | I want to be dead with my friends,
I want to be dead with my friends,
Wide-eyed, brilliant,
I want to be dead with my friends.
When the iron sharpens the iron.
I want to be dead with my friends
|
Divine
03.19.12 | What in the actual fuck |
Funeralopolis
03.19.12 | you saw what you saw |
DeafMetal
03.19.12 | see this...
|
Quen
03.20.12 | Do you really? |
Shuyin
03.20.12 | yep, if youre feeling lonely then jam some CC
friends will pop outta nowhere |
theM3rcenary
03.20.12 | Like young 20 somethings who live in their parents basement and don't take showers? I wouldn't complain though, more than I have now. |
Shuyin
03.20.12 | or the people that kick your ass in the mosh pit |
coneren
03.20.12 | you wanna be my friend? |
theM3rcenary
03.20.12 | Well played shuyin, well played sir.
Coneren we could maybe work something out... |
Quen
03.20.12 | Are you guys gonna bang? |
coneren
03.20.12 | hopefully |
Funeralopolis
03.20.12 | depends on how much you enjoy being able to sit. |
coneren
03.20.12 | i can take anything and still sit perfect |
Quen
03.20.12 | Challenge accepted. |
coneren
03.20.12 | good luck |
Quen
03.20.12 | More like good fuck amirite? |
coneren
03.20.12 | ill decide after |
Quen
03.20.12 | Too bad you'll be decapitated. |
coneren
03.20.12 | im right here faggot try something |
Quen
03.20.12 | I'm coming through my monitor right now dipshit. |
WeepingBanana
03.20.12 | cone's got a pencil dick |
coneren
03.20.12 | i dont see you, pussy! weeping fuck off you didnt even chat with me dick fuck you |
Quen
03.20.12 | Dude I saw your mom downstairs.
I was all like "Yo."
Then she was all like "Do you like ramen?"
And I was like "Heeeell yes."
Come chow down brah. |
coneren
03.20.12 | im buttfucking her right now what the fuck are you talking about wrong house |
Quen
03.20.12 | Yeah dude I saw that. I was gonna ask to slide in but I saw Breaking Bad was on and just let you finish business. |
coneren
03.20.12 | its the episode where walt tries to rape the baby |
Quen
03.20.12 | Way to ruin it cocksucker I haven't seen this one |
coneren
03.20.12 | dont worry he actually has to pay jesse to do it oops |