ReturnOfTheDnor
02.24.12 | Explain your worst ideas while drinking too much Sputnik!!!! Please? |
UnnamedOcean
02.24.12 | I tried to circumcise someone |
Mickeymau5
02.24.12 | i tried to amputate myself |
ReturnOfTheDnor
02.24.12 | Both good stories. Now I want to see somebody say they circumcised themselves. |
37er00
02.24.12 | i circumcised myself |
MO
02.24.12 | crowd surfed...ooo was it messy |
ZilbelPing
02.24.12 | Oh my god your profile pic is killing me.
It may just be a bit better than the rapist one |
Spec
02.24.12 | Last night we had pickled eggs dipped in hot Hot HOT sauce, that was dumb. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
02.24.12 | Thanks Zilbel, I think it's hilarious. |
ncguitar
02.24.12 | I ate my sinep |
FrankRedHot
02.24.12 | Went to Vegas, accidentally ingested the date rape drug, stole a cop car, stole Mike Tyson's tiger, kidnapped a small chinese man, and then lost my best friend, who just happened to be getting married a day later. |
Tyrannic
02.24.12 | while watching 300 (and being 16) i decided it would be a good idea to jump on my friends back and scream "onwards to sparta my chariot!"
he then stomped my testicles. |
MMX
02.24.12 | I tried to fuck aforementioned tiger
and tyrannic WTF |
FrankRedHot
02.24.12 | Tried? I did fuck the tiger. |
MMX
02.24.12 | You are more of a man than most |
Tyrannic
02.24.12 | you've never attempted to force a piggy back ride on someone?
i guess we were 16, so it would be piggy statutory?? |
MMX
02.24.12 | I have, it's just that I've never yelled "onwards to sparta my chariot!". I always just go for the more traditional SURPRISE BUTT SEX |
Tyrannic
02.24.12 | why would i surprise buttsex my bro when he could easily be my chariot and take me to sparta? |
MMX
02.24.12 | why not do both? Surprise Butt Sex and onwards to sparta my chariot! |
Tyrannic
02.24.12 | he's not one of mr. garrison's IT's man it just doesn't work like that |
MMX
02.24.12 | Fine Tyrannic you win we will stick with onwards to sparta my chariot! |
Tyrannic
02.24.12 | speaking of winning: 1, 6, and 8 |
ncguitar
02.24.12 | Did you make penis connection afterwards? |
Divine
02.24.12 | Called up an ex-girlfried
yea |
ReturnOfTheDnor
02.24.12 | if you like indie, check out 2 and 3 |
