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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
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| Top Archie Comic Characters
word.... | | 1 |  | The Blue Letter
Prima Facie
1.Reggie. He's a loudmouth, narcissistic badass, practical joker and belligerent douche yet deep down he's a swell guy and is loyal to his pals. | | 2 |  | Man Overboard
Man Overboard
Jughead.....the ultimate bro to have....the crown hat, the awesome dog(more on that later) and the incredible metabolism. Also very shrewd and nifty at countering Reggie's ploy. Tougher than he look. Only downside...afraid of women. | | 3 |  | Vowel
All the Sad Songs
Archie. The lovable Ginger with a heart of gold and three girls all over his dick and then some. Cheryl, Betty,Veronica, etc. He's a goofball, clumsy as hell and often in trouble with is rival Reggie and father Lodge yet is the ultimate ladies man and most likable dude in the series. | | 4 |  | So Hideous, My Love
To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers
Midge. There's something about her that is alluring. Not shallow like Ronnie and not naive like Betty. She's a smart, rad chick. Reggie's attempts are pretty funny resulting in a sound beating from Moose. | | 5 |  | Ramones
Rocket to Russia
Principal Weatherbee. The Dean of Mean.....Strict and rough on the outside he cares about his students and is a good prince of a pal adored by all. | | 6 |  | Necrocomiccon
Hot Dog Cart Hunger
Hot-Dog. Greatest dog ever...... | | 7 |  | Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pop Tate...the owner of Chok'lit Shoppe who somehow hasn't been drievn bankrupt by Jughead. | | 8 |  | Beach House
Teen Dream
Trulya Twist. A conceited, conniving bitch of a woman yet I can't help but love her. I don't know maybe it's because I like dominant women. | | 9 |  | Slayer
God Hates Us All
Hiram Lodge....this grumpy old dude and Archie are a hell of a pair. | | 10 |  | Meshuggah
Catch Thirtythree
Moose. DUH!!!!!!! | |
BallsToTheWall
02.22.12 | dishonorable mention goes to Ethel and Dilton for being so fucking annoying...in addition to Chuck and Nancy.....not because they are black but because they are dull as fuck. | Spec
02.22.12 | Agreed! Ethel and Dilton fucking suck. Also right about Chuck and Nancy. Jughead ftw. | BallsToTheWall
02.22.12 | First thing I do tomorrow when I wake up is to go to publix and buy the latest issue of Archie and Pals. | Spec
02.22.12 | Right on. | Spec
02.22.12 | I have a massive collection of Archie comics. You can tell it's getting tough for them not to re-use past story lines. | ncguitar
02.22.12 | POP TATE IS DA JUNZ | BallsToTheWall
02.22.12 | I always though Archie and Betty and Reggie and Veronica should have ultimately ended up as a pair. Probably because they're all so alike. | Spec
02.22.12 | Well yeah. Did they ever officially announce either one? | BallsToTheWall
02.22.12 | No ides, lost track of Archie and co years ago but will get back into the loop soon enough. | Spec
02.22.12 | I don't think they have. And I don't think they ever will, they'll just keep doing the "oh wow it was just a dream" thing. | BallsToTheWall
02.22.12 | I had an idea to form a Archie themed hxc band. We'll all be The Archies but we'll need two chicks. | Spec
02.22.12 | I'd buy it. |
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