Cells
02.13.12 | i'd wreck that ass. |
balcaen
02.13.12 | i'm not even gay anymore and i'd still smash that |
balcaen
02.13.12 | ELI!!
!!
! |
Funeralopolis
02.13.12 | @xenophanes: omg that is awesome and so true lol! |
balcaen
02.13.12 | i used to date chicks but then i discovered the phallus. |
newjunkaesthetic93
02.13.12 | She's a babe. |
theashesfromautumn01
02.13.12 | wouldnt say obsessed... |
Aristotle
02.13.12 | emma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last year |
balcaen
02.13.12 | better than zooey deschanel imo |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | "i'm not even gay anymore and i'd still smash that"
Comment of the year.
"better than zooey deschanel imo"
And this too. |
Cells
02.13.12 | well arent you a picky one |
balcaen
02.13.12 | he only dates grown ass women like the venus of willendorf |
Funeralopolis
02.13.12 | if given the opportunity I would engage in sexual intercourse with her, however if not that is okay too. |
Funeralopolis
02.13.12 | lol balcaen YES |
Cells
02.13.12 | am i going to far by saying that i'd like to fuck her mouth? |
Knott-
02.13.12 | lol ok guys zooey is ugly what the fuck is wrong with you
emma watson is hot as fuck |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | "he only dates grown ass women like the venus of willendorf"
The original plus-size model. |
LifeAsAChipmunk
02.13.12 | The hell is Emma Watson? |
Hyperion1001
02.13.12 | woah woah woah
as ungodly annoying as zooey is she is a full lightyear ahead of emma butchson |
Vesper
02.13.12 | So where does that put Salma Hayek, Hype? |
balcaen
02.13.12 | "mila kunis breasts suck."
virgin problems |
Hyperion1001
02.13.12 | at the center of the universe |
chargers26
02.13.12 | Fuck That!! it's all about Betty White!! |
balcaen
02.13.12 | "Zoe Jakes is my goddess"
too bad you need an engineering degree to remove all her jewelry/clothing |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | nice edit balc, i was totally gonna call you out |
Vesper
02.13.12 | "at the center of the universe"
And that's just her boobs. |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | Their gravitational pull is like a supermassive black hole. At least for my eyes. |
balcaen
02.13.12 | "lol why would i want to do that? thats like half of the attraction. leave all the jewlery on, the headresses etc, and just rip off whatever is in between my penis and her vagina"
TIL potato does not prefer naked women |
Knott-
02.13.12 | lol balcaen i never noticed you were funny before |
Emim
02.13.12 | Mélanie Laurent
yeah |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | i prefer to sex my women when we're both wearing parkas and 5 layers of long johns |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | While I'm here, I might as well thank Chanel for reminding me how hot Keira Knightley is. |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | "Mélanie Laurent"
Oh, man. So much, yes. |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | she still looks 12 to me. creepers.
exactly
|
Alexcore
02.13.12 | I prefer Emma Geller |
Alexcore
02.13.12 | plus, why would you fuck someone with less tits than you |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | "angel is a big fan of the holocaust look."
Lol. I like a pretty wide range of body types.
Plus what Eli said. |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | "plus, why would you fuck someone with less tits than you"
right like you wouldn't fuck keira knightley |
Emim
02.13.12 | so hot |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | she was all beat up and shit in that though |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Emma Watson's intelligence is a turnoff to me. |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | Hottest thread on sputnik thanks to Balcaen
|
Vesper
02.13.12 | wtf wylie |
Emim
02.13.12 | While I'm at it I'll humbly submit Michelle Monaghan to the panel. |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | be a girl |
Vesper
02.13.12 | get a sex change
(Ninja'ed by Trebor, lol.) |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | @andcas, I have that shit on dvd bro |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | eh monaghan is boring. but i really like the skinny blonde chick from Year One
Juno Temple, yeah she is attractive
|
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | "is Balcaen an important figure or something? if so how do i get important on sputnik"
well considering what the average sputniker is and what balc is, yeah she's pretty important to sputnik |
foreverjohndeered
02.13.12 | weeping can you like, shut up |
Emim
02.13.12 | Kate Mara? |
Shuyin
02.13.12 | um, dunno her
also cannibal corpse |
KjSwantko
02.13.12 | I'd terrorize that puss a couple times, but wow she does look young |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | Most of the women on sputnik are cool too |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | wtf wylie [2] |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | wtf wylie
I kid Vesper. But I will say that she would intimidate the shit out of me, her elite schooling would put me in my place rendering me into bothing but a floundering Magikarp. But at the same time i'm kind of turned on by those intellectual babes.
See, I need me one of those readers. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Carey Mulligan was a sweetheart in Drive. |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | Holy shit, I almost forgot Amber Heard. |
feanaro
02.13.12 | Carey Mulligan is awesome, she was fuckin great in An Education. |
iambandersnatch
02.13.12 | I'd hit emma watson, but she isn't that high on my list
#1 is probably alison brie, perfect face/body/i like brunettes |
Trebor.
02.13.12 | Alison Brie yes |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | ehh to Heard. |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | i'm gonna go ahead and state the obvious: Scarlett Johansson |
Vesper
02.13.12 | I keep hearing her name, but what exactly is Amber Heard famous for? Besides being a hot lesbian. Or is that it?
"I kid Vesper. But I will say that she would intimidate the shit out of me, her elite schooling would put me in my place rendering me into bothing but a floundering Magikarp. But at the same time i'm kind of turned on by those intellectual babes."
Tch, she only went to Brown.
|
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Ryan Gosling is such a hottie.
She was a dumb blonde in Never Back Down. |
Vesper
02.13.12 | ^^^ (To the Ryan Gosling bit) |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | "I keep hearing her name, but what exactly is Amber Heard famous for?"
She was the reason I had wood for the entirety of The Rum Diary. |
UnnamedOcean
02.13.12 | If she looks 12 then I still have no guilt. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Ill hold Heard in contempt eternally for Never Back Down although Cam Gigandets badassness redeemed her pointlessness. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | the girl with glasses from twilight, Christian Serratos she's a babe. She was in the Black keys video too. |
Emim
02.13.12 | "i'm gonna go ahead and state the obvious: Scarlett Johansson "
Too easy but oh so good.
Grace Kelly is still grade-A |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | Never saw it. I realize she's been in mostly shitty movies thus far, but she was smoking in The Rum Diary. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | http://half-asians.com/ |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | Aw, don't bring up that site again. I get all lightheaded from the blood leaving my brain. |
Emim
02.13.12 | ^Olivia Munn |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | guys, can we talk about how how sarah jessica parker is? |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | That Samantha Mariko is a real foxxxy hapa. |
foreverjohndeered
02.13.12 | weeping youre gay anyways |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | guys, can we talk about how we all want Helen Miren's titties slapping our faces? |
Vesper
02.13.12 | "http://half-asians.com/"
I despise that site.
"Select race/ratio! Would you like it with some extra commodification?" |
ShadowRemains
02.13.12 | yes to christian serratos |
Emim
02.13.12 | http://i2.listal.com/image/387090/300full.jpg
yikes |
WeepingBanana
02.13.12 | guys, can we talk about how awesome it'd be for Betty White to pee in our mouths |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | rose byrne (2)
|
climactic
02.13.12 | omg yea emma watson she was so hot in the sorcerers stone |
AngelofDeath
02.13.12 | http://half-asians.com/lena-fujii
Sweet Jeebus. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | susan coffey > isla fisher by a longshot |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | That crystal cunningham hubba hubba |
climactic
02.13.12 | half asians are the BEST |
EyesWideShut
02.13.12 | The hell is Emma Watson? |
KjSwantko
02.13.12 | no idea either, just google images her |
newjunkaesthetic93
02.13.12 | omg yea emma watson she was so hot in the sorcerers stone [2] |
qwe3
02.13.12 | shes really hot and if she looks 12 to you then i know a very attractive 60 going on 21 yr old i could introduce you shes really mature unlike the girls of today |
ShadowRemains
02.13.12 | "Sweet Jeebus."
i concur |
EyesWideShut
02.13.12 | yea shes cute with her short lil ginger haircut.
at first i was like huh wut?.. cuz i googled "Emily Watson".. now shes a banger.. |
parawhorez
02.13.12 | mmmm Emma Watson |
parawhorez
02.13.12 | and balc I was thinkin the same thing XD |
Beachcoma
02.13.12 | At first I thought you said Eminem |
someguest
02.13.12 | "she still looks 12 to me."
well it looks like you knew the answer |
TechieCore
02.13.12 | You 16 and 17 year old kids keep drooling over her.
I want a real woman, give me Kate Beckinsale. |
someguest
02.13.12 | "I want a real woman, give me Kate Beckinsale."
Stiffly agree. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | I'd fuck them both... because I like women in general. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Id kiss both of their feet, not because I'm attracted to women but because i'm attracted to feet. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | I have feet... |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | fapfap. I'm a Underworld fan in general and fuck I still have not seen that movie yet. |
someguest
02.13.12 | there's no feet in it.
massive disappointment. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | *kate beckinsale is the only reason I even watched the last 3 underworld movies. |
TechieCore
02.13.12 | Yeah 3D wasn't good, but it is worth the price of admission seeing Kate in skin tight latex with her tits coming at your face. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | @ Andcas, Not sure that even needed to be stated friend. |
someguest
02.13.12 | "with her tits coming"
is she pregnant |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Not going to lie I've beaten off to Underworld 2's sex scene. |
TechieCore
02.13.12 | I hated that Rise of the Lycans or whatever. I thought it was boring as shit. |
Recspecs
02.13.12 | Seriously? I'd mount up on Emma Watson and ride that thing to glory YEEEEEHAAAAWWW |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Rise of the Lycans was the tits. The ending battle was fucking epic and let's be real here. Michale Sheen is a fucking great actor, especially in the Underworld movies. Him and Bill Nighy were bosses. |
BallsToTheWall
02.13.12 | Ughh this is going to disappoint me even more than the new Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Fuck. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | "well kinda omni because I actually dug the mythology in the story of the other three which awakening sacrificed for a mindless trend imo."
yah but as happens more often than not it went down hill pretty quickly. I don't even remember the 3rd movie. |
omnipanzer
02.13.12 | I want to know why this dude is so obsessed with our obsessions? |
Pentagon
02.13.12 | she's alright |
Recspecs
02.13.12 | "I want to know why this dude is so obsessed with our obsessions?"
Doesn't somebody have to? |
Killerhit
02.13.12 | What the hell |
Zion
02.13.12 | In my mind, a 21 year old that still looks twelve is like hitting the fucking jackpot. Does that mean I'm a pedophile in theory, but not in practice? |
balcaen
02.13.12 | nah, that just means your brain is wired according to normal evolutionary principles. |
FrankRedHot
02.13.12 | Camryn Manheim |
gabethepiratesquid
02.13.12 | Emma Watson really does have the body of a little boy, I don't get how people can be attracted to her.
She seems nice, though. |
TheFonz123
02.14.12 | I would have lesbian sex with emma watson. but im a guy so that would be hard to accomplish |
Zion
02.21.12 | Don't give up on your dreams Fonz. Surgery is the first step. |