BallsToTheWall: Everyone I Know Is Breaking Up

BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Kinda sucks really, I liked their girlfriends but I must do my part and rally my bros back to the kingdom of Brodom. I can't afford for them to lose their mancards for too long.
Relinquished 02.12.12	sounds like a plan bring em down to the waffle house
taxidermist 02.12.12	Ha, that sucks. Getting dumped before V-day I mean.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	A great solution. Basketball, beer pong, strip club and waffle house. I will be making that money on V-Day so I can't complain, except if I get cut early and make $0.00 tip money.
Spec 02.12.12	It's because when one couple breaks up, it makes the others around them want to do the same. Science proved it!
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	well actually this has happened across cities with respective couples unaware of the other.
Spec 02.12.12	Oh. Well yeah. Beer pong.
jdennis31 02.12.12	@ballstothewall butterfly effect
jdennis31 02.12.12	for the first time in 23 years i actually have a person to celebrate valentines day with, and my wallet is sad for it
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgo0_VuaT7o&feature=relmfu Hope Valentines Day looks like this.
Eclecticist 02.12.12	"for the first time in 23 years i actually have a person to celebrate valentines day with, and my wallet is sad for it" lol Valentines day, non-sustainable for the average individual but steroids for the economic success of a typical fiscal year.
jdennis31 02.12.12	way to take all meaning out of a day meant to symbolize love
UnnamedOcean 02.12.12	Ah Valentines day. My friends will surely make me want to throw up.
Eclecticist 02.12.12	I am watching Winter Light by Ingmar Bergman with this chick I met in film at her place. There are sustainable ways to have a good time on valentines day while keeping it about love and romance.
jdennis31 02.12.12	lol, i was just kidding. and it's my own fault, since it's my first valentine i get to share with someone i just decided to put forth an effort to plan something -_-
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Winter Light by Ingmar Bergman with this chick Win. I've only seen one Ingmar Bergman film, The Seventh Seal, but I loved it. I expect everything else he's put out to rule. I want to see The Virgin Spring and Wild Strawberries.
taxidermist 02.12.12	"lol, i was just kidding. and it's my own fault, since it's my first valentine i get to share with someone i just decided to put forth an effort to plan something -_-" Valentine's day or not, it's always nice to do something for your partner. I congratulate you.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	SMOKE CRACK WORSHIP SATAN
taxidermist 02.12.12	m/
AllGabrielsAreGlass 02.12.12	^ THe lord of light will always be with you on Valentines day. Just open your heart and mind and let him in.
jdennis31 02.12.12	as long as he provides me with countless of beautiful women who will open up their legs and let me in
AllGabrielsAreGlass 02.12.12	Oh he will do that. He offers three kinds of women with different auras: Light (Sooooo sensual) Fire (FOr a more agressive specimen if you want.) Darkness (Good in the daylight and if your in a depressed mood.) For some reason they only appear when I've taken LSD and am vaguely horny though...
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	THe lord of darkness will always be with you on Valentines day. Just open your wallet and zipper and let him in.
iFghtffyrdmns 02.12.12	de-ball&chain'd myself last night gonna spend the 14th celebrating the day before conor oberst's birthday and secretly crying into my shiraz
Scoot 02.12.12	vday is stupid as fuck "oh well MY boyfriend got me a volvo" "oh yea? well MY boyfriend is taking me to the swiss alps for two years" yea stfu
AllGabrielsAreGlass 02.12.12	Just celebrate fucking something experimental, say a crack in the wall, a hole in a tree or a badgers lush behind.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Valentines Day 2012. Pre Game: Work out for 4 hours, this all new testosterone booster I just started taking should take me far. Work: Make money if I don't get cut early Post Game: Take out funds to fuck 6 prostitutes.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	http://www.bizarremag.com/news-and-videos/news-and-events/7134/wall_love.html
AllGabrielsAreGlass 02.12.12	^ For the fucking win. (Both the link and the post above.)
AngelofDeath 02.12.12	Yet another pathetic construct of our capitalist society. Kind of sad if you need a day specifically designated for love and making your significant other feel special.
AllGabrielsAreGlass 02.12.12	^ Unless your significant other is an unfeeling son of a bitch (GO on the link balls posted, also that marriage is my kind of marriage, an infinite variety of positions are provided and are always ready to do it, no matter what.)
Katechon 02.12.12	I think that Valentine's Day is stupid because I'm a lonely virgin.
devious 02.12.12	Thank god I got my breakup out of the way back around Christmas.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	ROFL. I haven't had a night of debauchery in forever it seems, Valentines seems like a good day for praising Satan. Probaly wotn get around to it but if the option's there than fuck yeah.
devious 02.12.12	Balls, will you be my Valenbro for Valenbro's Day?
jdennis31 02.12.12	4 hours of workin out and then fuckin 6 prostitutes? i see why you have your screenname as that
taxidermist 02.12.12	"I think that Valentine's Day is stupid because I'm a lonely virgin." Por kacheton :p
jlech 02.12.12	"everyone I know is having kids or getting married. I'm sure it'll end up well." - Same here. I can not wait for all of my friends to be on second marriages and step children.
ILJ 02.12.12	Valentine's day is dumb. There shouldn't be a day set aside to treat the person you're dating/engaged/married to extra nice. It should be like that everyday. And no, I'm not a girlfriend-less virgin.
devious 02.12.12	^But you are a beta white-knight.
ILJ 02.12.12	If being a decent person means that I'm a white-knight, then yes, I guess I am. But I'm not beta, that's for sure.
Katechon 02.12.12	Yes you are.
Dimor 02.12.12	omg Balls i need to ask you, whos the insanely beautiful woman on your profile picture? Is it Daenerys Stormborn?
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Balls, will you be my Valenbro for Valenbro's Day? Of course. No, the lady is Lizzy Caplan.
Dimor 02.12.12	oh, well i guess we could be Valenbro's then, dats cool?
devious 02.12.12	Well, looks like all you suckers are gonna have to watch as Balls and I celebrate the single most brotacular Valenbro's Day of all time. It's gonna be so bromantic.
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Who said Valentines Day had to be monogamous?
Dimor 02.12.12	http://cellardoorfam.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/emila-clarke-bikini-game-of-thrones-daenerys-targaryen.jpg i mean. cmon
BallsToTheWall 02.12.12	Was expecting picture to be a lot more provocative tbh. http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/photos/view-user-photo/7552112 Like this.
devious 02.12.12	Normally I'd agree Balls, but I already made this picture...too late. It's monogamous this year. http://oi44.tinypic.com/121u2yo.jpg
Scoot 02.12.12	"everyone I know is having kids or getting married. I'm sure it'll end up well." buddy of mine is getting married after dating this chick for 10 months.
Eclecticist 02.12.12	"Win. I've only seen one Ingmar Bergman film, The Seventh Seal, but I loved it. I expect everything else he's put out to rule. I want to see The Virgin Spring and Wild Strawberries." I tried to find a torrent of Wild Strawberries with english subs but I couldn't. The Seventh Seal was awesome, maybe you should grab yourself a girl and Ingmar Bergman her night?
BallsToTheWall 02.13.12	You know I find this quite disturbing that the toughest kid, the craziest kid and one of my most chillest of bras, the dude who pretty much taught me everything in jiujitsu and got me to be an even bigger bro fell prey to the on again off again bullshit display of an ex who I guess now is out of the picture for good. Sucks to see the kid all fucked up over it. I'll meet somebody that will put up with my shit at some point, i'm in no hurry. But if its not meant to be, oh well.
Emim 02.13.12	Everyone I know is getting engaged
JWT155 02.13.12	Fuck yes 10
BallsToTheWall 02.13.12	If a girl doesn't qualify that as a Valentines Day worthy movie....tell her to get the fuck out.
JWT155 02.13.12	FREEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOMMM
theacademy 02.13.12	the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff
LifeAsAChipmunk 02.13.12	I don't know anyone who really takes valentines day seriously. But I loved it in elementary school, we'd give one candy to every other kid in class so every kid had like 20 pieces of candy in the end. It was like an in-school Halloween within like 10 minutes.
JWT155 02.13.12	I have somethings planned tomorrow for Valentines Day, no fucking flowers, chocolates or cards though.
jdennis31 02.13.12	lol. i guess valentines day clean up is forreal. one day before i got dumped. no valentines date = 1/2 ounce of some fine herb so i might be comin out on top on this one