Devastator: Presents Your Gf/bf Have Gotten You

taxidermist 02.11.12	I'm like 3'5" and have a huge humpback and warts all over so I've never gotten any gifts ;_;
silentstar 02.11.12	Gee, you could stop rubbing in the fact that I have no SO.
Devastator 02.11.12	I apologize.
silentstar 02.11.12	That's okay; your gf's awesome by the way, those are some lovely cd's :]
acorncheese 02.11.12	nintendo monopoly but then i gave it back after we broke up because fuck her
UnnamedOcean 02.11.12	I only get gifts from my closest female friends. Last year I spent like $60 on a girl for Christmas. She got me nothing. And stopped talking to me soon after. That'll teach me for being generous.
johnnyblaze 02.11.12	got a kid-a era radiohead shirt once. mars volta tickets. wish you were here on vinyl. thats it.
Acanthus 02.11.12	Underworld Rise of The Lycans soundtrack, given by my first gf. Didn't really enjoy it terribly much, but once my life changed a bit I had never been happier to own an album. A close second being my lower earlobe piercings.
Funeralopolis 02.11.12	I got a nigger slave, but I set him free though because slavery is wrong.
Blackbelt54 02.11.12	@Funeralopolis nice username I was listening to that song a few hours ago m/
Trebor. 02.11.12	I gave my girlfriend herpes
Uranium 02.11.12	lube for valentines day
Emim 02.11.12	What a coincidence she gave me herpes
Deviant. 02.11.12	I can see this thread is going to move along splendidly
Funeralopolis 02.11.12	Listen to Beefcake, Deviant
Uranium 02.11.12	yeah but i was being serious when i said lube for valentines day
KjSwantko 02.11.12	A sick Devils jersey my ex spent like $200 on
Funeralopolis 02.11.12	I was being serious when I said I got a slave too, why would you lie?
Devastator 02.11.12	@Uranium Trebor and Emim were probobly serious too. Well Trebor at least.
Emim 02.11.12	got a painting last year. idk if i'm going to spring for a gift this year or just stick with dinner and flowers
Acanthus 02.11.12	If I've got $ I go all out on gifts, always have.
Funeralopolis 02.11.12	Are you santa?
Trebor. 02.11.12	Trebor and Emim were probobly serious too. Well Trebor at least. lol, you think I've had a girlfriend
Devastator 02.11.12	@Trebor, lol never said girlfriend........... I joke! I joke!
heyadam 02.11.12	"I gave my girlfriend herpes" I'm sure she absolutely loved that
Divine 02.11.12	I got a candle Don't know if it was symbolism or anything of that sort
Yazz_Flute 02.11.12	A South Park shirt, and nudie pix. Also hot wheels and a dog collar that zaps the dog when it barks as jokes I guess. My last girlfriend gave me a ring box when we first started going out with a piece of paper that said DATE ME in it. I also got brownies with kettlecorn mixed in once and they were the shit I want them now...
Acanthus 02.11.12	"Are you santa?" One year I bought all my close friends gifts and delivered them to their homes, I had moved out of town and missed seeing them at school.
Hopeland 02.11.12	girlfriend bought me an N64 with Ocarina of Time for Christmas this year. I was pretty stoked about it since I lost mine years ago.
Josh D. 02.11.12	My first blow J was when we were watching Phantom of the Opera.
Funeralopolis 02.11.12	Only the best for Potsy
LifeAsAChipmunk 02.11.12	Taxidermist's gf has good taste, that or she just really knows a guy well.
LifeAsAChipmunk 02.11.12	"Only the best for Potsy" [2]
Ignimbrite 02.11.12	things like this list and the fact that Valentine's Day is coming up are really good at reminding me how sad and lonely I am :(
Sowing 02.11.12	fuck all you happy people
Emim 02.11.12	so happy togetherrrrrrrrrrr I CAN'T SEE ME LOVING NOBODY BUT YOUUUUUU FOR ALL MY LIFFFFFFFFEEEEEE
Ignimbrite 02.11.12	but why can I not seem to find a chick who digs Neurosis?
Devastator 02.11.12	I've actually met a attractive girl that listens to Neurosis. This was in Michigan.
Devastator 02.11.12	No sir. She was a good 7.75 to 8. She was a Neurosis tee.
Devastator 02.11.12	Just cause you haven't met someone attractive that listens to those kinds of bands doesn't mean no one has.
paxman 02.11.12	My girlfriend licks my asshole on holidays
Ignimbrite 02.11.12	"almost as ugly as steve von till" Steve is a fine looking man, bro
Ignimbrite 02.11.12	no but if I was a woman I would totally tap that
Spec 02.23.12	"Hollow Crown" because I couldn't find it. Best present ever.
Yuma310 02.23.12	a dick in a box
Spec 02.23.12	So your boyfriend.
Yuma310 02.23.12	well i thought it was a girl at first
BallsToTheWall 02.23.12	One year I bought all my close friends gifts and delivered them to their homes, I had moved out of town and missed seeing them at school. win
FrankRedHot 02.23.12	She gave me her pussy, I took her ass