AngelofDeath
01.25.12 | What is a women doing on the battlefield? |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | That's just an ironic statement, I support that shit but Rikke's a fuckhead that could use a good beheading. |
BassDemon333
01.25.12 | lol I killed Cicero, there is no way I could have him as a follower hes so annoying |
Trebor.
01.25.12 | I took my time killing Cicero |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | I cant tell you how pissed off I am about Sapphire. What a elitist bitch. Bad attitude, didn't matter, me and my girl Mjol took her out dirty style. |
Trebor.
01.25.12 | The Markarth guards are corrupt as fuck
And they never stop me and let me pay my bounty |
Imperial
01.25.12 | I don't remember any of the names I just killed everyone. |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Yeah, they didnt let me pay my bounty either. They sent some bounty hunter after me. i killed him instantly like a boss. |
fsharptrit0ne
01.25.12 | bro the falmer. fuck them |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Falmer are pretty badass, as are the Draugr. The skeletons suck though. |
fsharptrit0ne
01.25.12 | they have aids though and they scare me. blackreach though m/ |
Trebor.
01.25.12 | I can't stand the Falmer areas
Those Drarven ruins are way to big |
Athom
01.25.12 | I found the dragon in blackreach last night. didn't know he was there. it was a cool surprise |
Spec
01.25.12 | I was gonna comment on this list but then
I took an arrow to the knee |
fsharptrit0ne
01.25.12 | doesnt help when the framerate drops drastically either. bethesdaaaa |
Sgian
01.25.12 | Where's the Cicero love in here? He can be reasonably good comedic value on occasion.
Best character is that general goods trader in Whiterun though for sure. |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Skeevers are the worst. |
UnnamedOcean
01.25.12 | I thought the Blades would be cool once they got back together, but then they just turned into a bunch
of pricks.
Also, Nazir is cool. |
Satellite
01.25.12 | haha cicero is awesome man |
fsharptrit0ne
01.25.12 | omfg that dbag with all the skeevers surrounding him in that cave. i think it was for a mission with the thieves guild |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | I cannot fucking kill Kvenel godddamnit |
AngelofDeath
01.25.12 | The coolest enemies are definitely the dragon priests. |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Definitely. Going to be a dragon priest for Halloween or Aela. |
AngelofDeath
01.25.12 | We'll have to get Wolfe to partake and go as Companions. |
IdiotequeCigar
01.25.12 | Elenwen is easily the worst; in the quest when Ulfric was like "what is that thalmor bitch doing here", i was just like YES!! |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Making amess of the Thalmar embassy was good times and fuck yeah i got the two weapons from Kvenel. |
theashesfromautumn01
01.25.12 | my friend said apparently cicero killed your hero from oblivion. |
foxblood
01.25.12 | yeah it's difficult to resist murdering anybody that's a smug asshole. like the damn elves that own Radiant Raiment |
MO
01.25.12 | lol 3 |
ApplicationToHeaven
01.25.12 | and that wizard fag in dragonsreach |
EyeForAnEye
01.25.12 | Ancano.
I literally had no issue with the Thalmor, even after doing Diplomatic Immunity. I was split between Stormcloak and Legion. I then played the College of Winterhold quest with that little prick. After I finally killed Ancano, I immediately went to The Thalmor Embassy and slaughtered every Thalmor guard outside of it. I then joined the stormcloaks.
Fuck that guy.
Also, fuck Delphine. |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.25.12 | yeah, the wizard is a tool. tbh, if i could, i would nuke the whole of markarth, the thalmor embassy and then sky haven temple |
EyeForAnEye
01.25.12 | The Blades themselves aren't bad. Delphine is just kiiiinnnndddd of a cunt.
I hate how I have to kill cool characters too. I was pissed when I had to kill The Caller. She ruled. |
Tyler.
01.25.12 | fuck all of you i was going about a week without playing and i have to play now |
theashesfromautumn01
01.25.12 | "I can't stand the Falmer areas
Those Drarven ruins are way to big"
It almost sounds like youre complaing |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Hmmm Shearpoint where are you...i'm going to slay your master and wear his mask. |
EyeForAnEye
01.25.12 | I love Dwarven everything. Fuck. |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Krosis is giving me problems. |
Trebor.
01.25.12 | I am complaining
Those dwarven ruins are boring as fuck |
omnipanzer
01.25.12 | Loras Tyrell, practically worthless.
"Look at my pretty flowers!" |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.25.12 | I remember finding Krosis by mistake when I was about lvl 10. I died about 100 times, then used unrelenting force to blast him off the cliff and escape, then pwned him when i was lvl 34 |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | I'm only at 19 right now but I really want to kill this fucker and steal his mask. Might have to get Mjol the Lioness involved or some random mercenary |
ApplicationToHeaven
01.25.12 | i married mjoll shes hot |
climactic
01.25.12 | i think your skyrim addiction is becoming a problem |
EyeForAnEye
01.25.12 | Aela for me. |
VisionsFromTheDarkSide
01.25.12 | No love for Nazir? |
Parallels
01.25.12 | Morrowind had the best characters.
Remember that motherfucker Gaenor?
Carnius Magius?
Caius Cosades?
Crassius Curio?
Fargoth?
even Jiub was awesome and he was only in the game for like 30 seconds.
|
JohnnyoftheWell
01.25.12 | Aela for me [2] |
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | Kidding me Climatic? |
Trebor.
01.25.12 | yeah, how is he addicted if he's only level 19?
|
BallsToTheWall
01.25.12 | For real. |
Emim
01.25.12 | I murdered Cicero first chance I got. Same with the markarth guards. Hunted those pricks down.
Also ditto on the Elf thing. I hate them too. |
tkxxx7
01.25.12 | lol at calling Markarth a hellhole |
disposablehero94
01.25.12 | i hate the douchebags that sing in the inns, i slaughter them every chance i get. |
lucasjcockcroft
01.25.12 | mjoll |
Scoot
01.25.12 | list is missing that little shit in riverwood who tries to chirp you |
Sanders
01.25.12 | Cicero reminds me of Voldo from Soul Caliber |
Crysis
01.25.12 | Killed Cicero nice and slowly and then took his jester suit and put it on the armor rack in my house to remind me of how sweet it was to sink a knife in his throat. |
Cells
01.25.12 | I think you're addicted to Skyrim if you're level 50+ and from the looks of it im half way there. |
Hyperion1001
01.25.12 | heimskyr
first thing i did when i became a werewolf was kill the living fuck out of him |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
01.25.12 | man fuck wolves, them shits are GAY |
Crysis
01.25.12 | "when i became a werewolf"
still haven't found out how to do that (65 hours in) and not sure if i wanna look it up or keep playing till i stumble upon it |
Hyperion1001
01.25.12 | just join the companions
its literally that easy |
lucasjcockcroft
01.25.12 | yeah, whiterun i think. |
Crysis
01.25.12 | oh well that explains why i haven't done it yet, i've been too busy exploring and plundering dungeons to join the companions |
lucasjcockcroft
01.25.12 | like 10 hours in a "convict" ran up to me and gave me something and said "dont show anyone" now 90 hours im really fucking curious |
Hyperion1001
01.25.12 | it was the first thing i did actually, been a werewolf ever since because you can kill anyone you want and as long as you dont die and get away there are no repercussions |
Crysis
01.25.12 | ^^
Same thing happened to me, not sure what to make of it. |
patman1001
01.25.12 | it seems like every time i go and fight a dragon a fucking sabre cat decides to join in and fucking destroy me. fuck sabre cats. |
Scoot
01.25.12 | i was fighting a dragon and two bears started buttraping me from behind
so fucking annoying |
patman1001
01.25.12 | i got attacked by 2 dragons before i had dragonrend and they wouldnt fucking land. i had to take them to a giant camp and have the giants attack them. |
EyeForAnEye
01.26.12 | Dragons are easy... |
lucasjcockcroft
01.26.12 | yeah, dragonbane sword does work on dragons |
patman1001
01.26.12 | well at the time i was a low level mage and my only weapon other than magic was a steel mace. |
lucasjcockcroft
01.26.12 | that mace that the daedric prince gives to you is crazy good |
Willie
01.26.12 | I haven't even played this yet, but love the list. |
EyeForAnEye
01.26.12 | Fuck Magic. |
Hyperion1001
01.26.12 | yeah magic is for pussies |
patman1001
01.26.12 | it was fun for a little while, but i eventually just gave up and went back to one handed |
Cells
01.26.12 | Magic is awesome fuck all of you. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.26.12 | just started playing this. I like fallout (all of them) more |
UnnamedOcean
01.26.12 | I usually like to dual wield the Blade of Woe and Mehrunes' Razor. |
Trebor.
01.26.12 | pure mage is gay as hell
This ain't world of warcraft |
Cells
01.26.12 | Yeah its best used with a 1 hand wep |
Trebor.
01.26.12 | I completely gave up on destruction once it got weak as hell towards the later levels |
Maniac!
01.26.12 | Illusion magic is the shit.
Go aggro a bunch of guards and then make them kill each other. |
OysterizerInsomniac
01.26.12 | that talking dog and the daedric prince he works for, best characters in the game hands down |
Trebor.
01.26.12 | Barbus m/ |
EyeForAnEye
01.26.12 | I tried being a mage during the Winterhold quest. Destuction magic and Conjuration are pretty cool. But Magic really leaves you without any armor. Lets be honest, and overwhelming majority of mage attire only boost magicka and spells leaving you completely vulnerable. The only upside is that mage attire is lighter than heavy armor (my favorite) in your inventory, thus being able to carry more. I die much more as a mage and I always need to have a backup plan when my magicka or health is low, so I end up summoning a Daerdra or Atronach or some shit. Shouts are still pretty ill though. |
Parallels
01.26.12 | Barbus m/ [2]
one bad ass dog |
EyeForAnEye
01.26.12 | Also, I view the elves in Skyrim similar to Arabs in post September Eleventh America. The elves, just like Arab Americans make up a strong minority of hard workers, politicians, and good citizens. However, it takes just one small group of people to ruin that. The Thalmor in Skyrim and Terrorists in the real world. Now they are demonized and ostracized in society due to idiots in a comparatively small group. Look at how the elves are treated in Windhelm and by Stormcloaks supporters in general. It almost made me go Legion at the last minute. Nords are sometimes completely racist ignorant chick holes, like most overly patriotic Americans. |
wabbit
01.26.12 | "Legate Rikke" but you only see her at the very beginning then like 50 hours later when you are decked out in full daedric and you're like "sup bitch" then decapitate her with your greatsword. |
itzcalv
01.26.12 | Dragons are oversized cliff racers. annoying and tedious. Also, the mage in dragonsreach. |
Emim
01.26.12 | My wife is freaking awesome.
"Sup, honey"
"Oh hi, love, here's the money MY shop made today. I also baked you some food. If you'd like you can also unload all your plundered shit on me too."
"...You're better than real life" |
Emim
01.26.12 | "Also, I view the elves in Skyrim similar to Arabs in post September Eleventh America. The elves, just like Arab Americans make up a strong minority of hard workers, politicians, and good citizens. However, it takes just one small group of people to ruin that. The Thalmor in Skyrim and Terrorists in the real world. Now they are demonized and ostracized in society due to idiots in a comparatively small group. Look at how the elves are treated in Windhelm and by Stormcloaks supporters in general. It almost made me go Legion at the last minute. Nords are sometimes completely racist ignorant chick holes, like most overly patriotic Americans."
are you serious |
Parallels
01.26.12 | "Dragons are oversized cliff racers."
But which is worse?
http://thegamerseffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cliff-racer1.jpg
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TomArnoldsArmpit
01.26.12 | level 10. haven't fought a dragon yet :( |
Butkuiss
01.26.12 | http://h.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/500x/13/13340/13660707.jpg
100th comment, mang. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Just started doing magic at level 20. Will see if it's worth sticking to, otherwise i'll just stick to sword and shield. |
Emim
01.26.12 | Magic is helpful for things other than fighting. Most of the time it's just more prudent to use a sword. |
Crysis
01.26.12 | I always had light armor, a sword in the main hand and a spell - whether destruction or restoration - in the other, and it works out awesome. |
Emim
01.26.12 | Yeah, healing spells are pretty awesome. I usually just have them hotkeyed though. |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.26.12 | Magic is best, i use it all the time |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Blade armor is my favorite so far, wolf armor then i'm still skeptical about the the dark brotherhoods armor. The nightingale armor looks pretty dope from online.
But blade shield and okin is my combo breaker.POWER BASH!!!! |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | Just wait till you get daedric armor. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | I'm not getting my hopes up for that really. Level 90 smithing ha i'm like on 22. |
Emim
01.26.12 | Nightingale armor is my favorite. I don't really like smithing and all that, so dragon armor isn't gonna happen. |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | Grinding smithing is easy. It's just time consuming. |
Crysis
01.26.12 | "The nightingale armor looks pretty dope from online."
It looks cool but it doesn't seem like it would fit your... erm... style of play |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | Yeah, it looks cool, but it's definitely not suited for getting smashed in the face a lot. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | It looks very prestigious, ironic considering it's the thieves guild. |
Emim
01.26.12 | The thieve's guild was disappointing. |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | All the quest lines were disappointingly short. It's like they worked on improving everything else over Oblivion and didn't make the time to make the major quests as interesting or include as many. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Cant wait for Hot Topic to start selling Skyrim shirts, gonna eat them up. |
Sanders
01.26.12 | Legendary Daedric Armour + Legendary Daedric Shield + Legendary Daedric Mace = Me covering Skyrim in my all-powerful, world-ending Daedric jizz. |
Emim
01.26.12 | Ebony blade + Nightingale armor is my jam. Most enemies don't inflict as much damage as the Ebony blade absorbs. |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | My char has legendary daedric, the upgraded Konahrik mask, and two flawless daedric swords. Dual-wielding is pretty damn fun with Elemental Fury. |
Emim
01.26.12 | I'm working on getting the Dragon masks now. I remember when I was like lvl 15 and ran into a dragon priest AND a dragon. Shadowmere kicked both their asses while I used shouts from a mile away... |
ADemonicSloth
01.26.12 | 'Do you get to the Cloud District very often?'
FUUUUUUUU |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Still have a few more missions before getting Shadowmere. I'm working with like six factions. |
JWT155
01.26.12 | Nazir is my nigga. Couldn't agree more with the rest. |
Crysis
01.26.12 | "All the quest lines were disappointingly short. It's like they worked on improving everything else over Oblivion and didn't make the time to make the major quests as interesting or include as many"
So, so, so true. Plus the fact that they basically lied when they talked about hand-crafted dungeons. It's just the same 3 styles of textures put into different layouts. The outdoor landscape, though, is astounding. |
AngelofDeath
01.26.12 | They're still, overall, considerably more interesting than Oblivion's. But, yeah, the overworld is pretty incredible. |
Crysis
01.26.12 | That's true, the dungeons were so repetitive in Oblivion that I loathed having to explore them. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Kind of annoyed that every guard is wearing the same tunic but in a different color. |
patman1001
01.26.12 | I really need to stop reading this. I need to study and this is just making me want to play skyrim. |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Only took two classes this semester, cancelled one of them so i'm in the clear for mass skyriming weekly sans friday-saturday. |
patman1001
01.26.12 | http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/400084_374788279203163_100000159811021_1683111_1687613902_n.jpg |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | I have no interest in killing the bride.
^ Haha win |
BallsToTheWall
01.26.12 | Dont want to ruin the marriage can I annihilate the dark brotherhood at any given time? |
loveisamixtape
01.26.12 | i don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about with Cicero
he was such a bitch to kill. it took me 2 tries and i almost didn't make the 2nd one.
he was an annoying fuck though, so i'm glad i got to watch him suffer. plus his gear omg |
BigShark
01.27.12 | why cant you marry lydia like what the fuck |
Gyromania
01.27.12 | List + thread brought the lulz. Bookmarking this shit. |
BallsToTheWall
01.28.12 | why cant you marry lydia like what the fuck
You cant marry Lydia?
Anywho I still haven't found that amulet of Amara. |
NeutralThunder12
01.28.12 | WHERE THE FUCK IS BELETHOR? |
patman1001
01.28.12 | "Anywho I still haven't found that amulet of Amara."
Just go to Riften and talk to Maramal in the Bee and Barb tavern about marriage and you can buy one. |
Butkuiss
01.29.12 | In the general goods store! |
BikeInPond
01.29.12 | lol the OP's blatant misogyny and silly taste in music leads me to believe that he is 14 years old. |
Emim
01.29.12 | you must be new here |
BallsToTheWall
01.29.12 | Rofl this guy. |
Minushuman24
02.03.12 | god I hate cicero |
promiseswept
03.04.12 | GOD THIS LIST IS SO AWESOME. Daedric everything, I look like Sauron. |
Sanders
03.04.12 | I took great pleasure in ending Cicero's camp and unnecessary existence |
Wafflez
04.13.12 | Fuck you man cicero is the fucking best get him out of here :( |
lucasjcockcroft
04.13.12 | no, he was annoying. |