BallsToTheWall: Favorite Satanic Bible Quotes

BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	M/
fsharptrit0ne 01.23.12	how many pages is it?
fsharptrit0ne 01.23.12	m/
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	Mine is 271 pages, best 8 bucks I've ever spent but i'm sure there is some silver foil embossed, hard copy limited print first edition 980 page copy running on amazon for $1,386 dollars.
fsharptrit0ne 01.23.12	yea, i'll get to reading it eventually. blast some akercocke and read by candelight.
Trebor. 01.23.12	m/
Nikkolae 01.23.12	7+ the quote= win
Tyrael 01.23.12	15 is so true
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	I'm gluttonous as fuck I'm so troo kvlt.
Recspecs 01.23.12	m/ Did it come with a ouija board for convenience?
Acanthus 01.23.12	Was waiting for 11 to show up. Hedonism ftw.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	fapfapfap rat atatat
ZilbelPing 01.23.12	3, 5, 6, 8, and 15 are awesome.
bakkermaarten007 01.23.12	Lol, this sounds even worse than the Quran .
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	Satanism for Dummies
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	I don't have the gonads to watch the show, If I did id only do so to fap to Alexander Skarsgard.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	Tbh I thought she was pretty hot in that. She's also in Hot Tub Time Machine.
PurpleDino 01.23.12	ahahaha 14
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	She's the broad Cusack ends up being married to at the end.
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	not sure if its in the satanic bible, but this is my favorite quote from him: When walking in open territory, if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Horsehammer 01.23.12	7 is winner, as it is the only one i wholly and completely agree in. some others have some slight believable things in them, but otherwise, im not a satanist
bakkermaarten007 01.23.12	"When walking in open territory, if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them." I bet the guy got low self esteem from being bullied in high school. Where words fail agression takes their place.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	Must have been the Virgina Tech shooter who came up with that one. I'm sorry too soon?
bakkermaarten007 01.23.12	No, I think you deserve a ha and another : ha.
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	"Do not allow others to worship a different god. Conquer them and destroy their religious property." Exodus 23:24 MOSES MUST HAVE BEEN BULLIED TOO HUH?
BigHans 01.23.12	LaVoy is a fag
BigHans 01.23.12	bump
Horsehammer 01.23.12	satanic books aren't metal but setting things on fire is. incorrect, being too drunk to even hold the fire is metal m/
bakkermaarten007 01.23.12	"""Do not allow others to worship a different god. Conquer them and destroy their religious property." Exodus 23:24 MOSES MUST HAVE BEEN BULLIED TOO HUH?" I don't care. I do believe in God but not in the way catholicism preaches it. Organized religions are stupid, they're mere sects to indoctrinate people, to gain money or to make people feel like they 'belong'. I bet tons of people who feel liek there is no place for them in society are the target group of this Lavey.
Acanthus 01.23.12	Moar religion itt - its been too long since the last religious list.
Horsehammer 01.23.12	Christianity is stupid. Organized religion in general is dumb. it does nothing more than divide people from eachother, which directly against what jesus said "to love thy neighbor"
SLAUGHTERDOZER 01.23.12	i believe in god but not the whole bad stuff buffet christianity ftw
MoosechriS 01.23.12	I own the satanic bible myself and though it was worth a read, but im quite adverse to organised religion in general hecause of the huge control aspect that comes with it. Most of the worst atrocities in histroy have been commited in the name of religion.
bakkermaarten007 01.23.12	And about the whole evolutionary theory versus the creation. Of course we evolved! And yes the world arose because of the big bang. But what started the big bang? What created the universe? And if we finally know what created the universe, what created the thing that created the universe? For that, we need to believe in some higher power that always was and always will be. That's why I'm not an atheist.
BallsToTheWall 01.23.12	I just love making a parody of religion, every one.
NWOAHM666 01.23.12	Half of these quotes are nothing short of hilarious.
Recspecs 01.23.12	Lol at people taking this thread seriously.
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	"And if we finally know what created the universe, what created the thing that created the universe?" it was satan
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	wanna cyber?
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	but that makes it more fun
pizzamachine 01.23.12	The Satanic bible is so full of crap.
KjSwantko 01.23.12	these are gay, 5 is the only great one
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	i though we were friends again i was already hard
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	oh good i can squeeze one out now
Piglet 01.23.12	“Satanism advocates practicing a modified form of the Golden Rule. Our interpretation of this rule is: “Do unto others as they do unto you”; because if you “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” and they, in turn, treat you badly, it goes against human nature to continue to treat them with consideration. You should do unto others as you would have them do unto you, but if your courtesy is not returned, they should be treated with the wrath they deserve.” — Anton LaVey
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	anton levay is like jesus except way cooler
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	gay for jesus
Hyperion1001 01.23.12	in penis name we pray
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	I want to know Anton levay's childhood.
Trebor. 01.24.12	YOU PICKED UP A BIBLE AND NOW YOU'RE GONE
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	ok...66 is good now let's get to 666,666. First I will take a brief nap,
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	I was offered today to star in a porno film by two girls. What say you sputnik? It would be totally Satanic but the whole "industry" seems like of shady and filthy, like it could damage my rep as a sleazeball and send me spiraling down a route of cocaine and penis enhancers.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	do it, do it so hard
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	they're lightweights, they said they only do waist below to people wont know what they do. Fuck that shit Id wave to the camera and yell hey fellow McCloskeys i'm banging bitches left and right and showing my dick off for profit.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	fuck that if you do porn go all out no shame
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	My name would be Peter Nord, i'd only star in straight ancient history themed pornos playing as some of history's most hallowed/treacherous/ambitious/important/pioneering figures. Except Alexander The Great, im not into dudes.
ToMMyMiL116 01.24.12	Fuck Satan, god will bring all devil worshipers to their knees.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	peter nord, slayer of white women
Ignimbrite 01.24.12	blegh
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	Play a charming German officer, seduce some Jewish women and fuck them in their barn.
ToMMyMiL116 01.24.12	Fuck Satan I said.
ToMMyMiL116 01.24.12	If you praise him, you will be sorry.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	or play a belgian lord who gets seduces by a candy maker and ends up fucking in chocolate
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	I'm Willy Wonka banging a female oompa loompa
ToMMyMiL116 01.24.12	Cool
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	You're failing at trolling.
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	Tommy I will cum down your windpipe and then bash your brains in with my erect penis.
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	Phallic Decapitation. Cool song title.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	im in
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	some creepy gay dude probably in his late 30's who was either drugged out and/or mentally disabled posing as a 15 year old asked me, my brother and friend today if we were bi, or if we were experimental. No joke.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	should have faust'd him
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	or at the least Gaddafied him with my longboard.
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_pterodactyl_porn/ Now folks, this is Satan.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	holy shit ive been looking for that video everywhere the spider one is funny too
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	link me that one.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	idk i cant find it anywhere ive looked high and low but i know ive seen it it has a dude in this spider costume like creep out of the shadows and web this chick then mount her, its actually creppy as shit
Ovrot 01.24.12	Why don't you guys get a real religion and follow zoroastrianism
Shuyin 01.24.12	11.When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them. my fav
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	already posted that dude
Shuyin 01.24.12	not really from the satanic bible but you get the point..
Shuyin 01.24.12	already posted that dude im not gonna read 90+ coments right now
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	um
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	hey ovrot baby who do you think you is coming up in here and saying that. What are you, some kind of pasta nigger?
Ovrot 01.24.12	Bitch I know yazatas that will you cry for ahura mazda
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	hakuna matata player
JWT155 01.24.12	It means no worries
Shuyin 01.24.12	hyper is a dick nah
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	no i am i used to be nice to people then i stopped
Shuyin 01.24.12	you just pretend to be a dick
Vesper 01.24.12	"it has a dude in this spider costume like creep out of the shadows and web this chick then mount her, its actually creppy as shit" omg so creppy
BallsToTheWall 01.24.12	pterodactyl porn was a major hit at my work, I need to find this and share it with the boys.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	"omg so creppy" how much pleasure do you get out of finding every typo i make
Vesper 01.24.12	If you equate reading to 'finding', my, you must have a difficult time. :> Hahaha. On a related note, I've seen a "real life" tentacle rape video, which was pretty weird, since they actually made this mechanical death-octopus creature thing to do the deed.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Sounds bitchin'.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	ive seen things no man should ever see
Vesper 01.24.12	I think you might have appreciated this video for the animatronics work, at least, Matt, haha.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	hahaha idk i really truly dont find the whole screaming violated little asian girl think too appealing but hell yeah animatronics
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	THING*** before you point it out
Vesper 01.24.12	Tch, such assumptions. It wasn't an Asian woman - Mandy Morbid, actually. And, dude, there's an edit button.
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	list edits are broken and it makes my line breaks not work and it really really really bugs me
botb 01.24.12	list needs way more apator
Trebor. 01.24.12	Pterodactyl Porn woah
Shuyin 01.24.12	i just had to see that "real life" tentacle rape video. i dunno if it was the same, but it was lulzy anyways
Vesper 01.24.12	If it had Mandy Morbid - alt pornstar with pink hair - sleeping then getting attacked by a skull-faced octopus thing... yeah, that was it, lol.
Shuyin 01.24.12	it was actually a girl with black hair. she was a hottie, allright.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	"alt pornstar" lol
Vesper 01.24.12	Why is that funny? ._.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	I have no idea. It just is. Just seems kind of funny that scene, punk, and goth porn stars need a catch-all prefix tacked on to their description.
Vesper 01.24.12	Eh, it seems to be kind of a signal to people that tatted-up, half-shaven ladies are ahead, in case that isn't your thing.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Haha, half-shaven.
Vesper 01.24.12	I knew you were going to comment on that, so I didn't edit it.
Shuyin 01.24.12	well, alt or tilt pornstart, the girl in the vid was preety hot.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	I guess I need to brush up on my porn.
Vesper 01.24.12	Mandy Morbid is really the only pornstar I follow (literally, her blog, lol). I only found her because she's the girlfriend of one of my favorite artists, who is also a pornstar, haha.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Hmmm... Nice.
Vesper 01.24.12	I assume that's in reference to her 28G (holyshit) boobies. If you read her blog, it's pretty easy to see why I like her, haha.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	No, it was in reference to the blog. She has really great breasts too, though. ._.b
Acanthus 01.24.12	If it had Mandy Morbid - alt pornstar with pink hair - sleeping then getting attacked by a skull-faced octopus thing... yeah, that was it, lol. She plays D&D, much respect there. She needs to put out new material, but with her health problems I can see where that could be an issue.
Vesper 01.24.12	Yeah, there was a post about that and how it's pretty much an Internet geek's wetdream, lol. Well, she's only part-time anyway, but she hasn't updated her blog in a while either, so I gather she's really not well. :[ I'm sure Zak is taking good care of her, though (such a great couple!).
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Yeah, I'm taking good care of her.
Vesper 01.24.12	u wish
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Maybe a little.
Acanthus 01.24.12	@Vesper - I follow her blog and watched many episodes of their D&D show, as the Escapist hosted it on the website for awhile. Her tattoo's are also a favorite aspect.
Vesper 01.24.12	Hell, I wish, lol.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Haha.
Vesper 01.24.12	She's certainly striking, both physically and personality-wise. Her boobs kind of intimidate me, though, speaking as a 34A, hahaha.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	No need to be gun shy, now.
Recspecs 01.24.12	Goddammit Vesper, stop bumping this shit and get your ass in bed.
Vesper 01.24.12	y uncomfortable with this unholy porn talk, recs?
SLAUGHTERDOZER 01.24.12	no lets all cyber
Recspecs 01.24.12	No, I'm jealous you won't sleep with me.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Just pretend: http://imgur.com/oCBkK
Vesper 01.24.12	Well, better get used to that cold, lonely bed.
Vesper 01.24.12	My eyes aren't THAT slanted, Angel.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Sorry, I can't exactly draw too well with my left hand.
Vesper 01.24.12	And why am I smiling.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Why not?
Vesper 01.24.12	More convincing without the smile.
Recspecs 01.24.12	Lol not so lonely anymore thanks to my right hand.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Somehow I don't think sad, angry, or disinterested expressions were appropriate.
Vesper 01.24.12	When it comes to Recs, 'disinterested' is pretty spot-on.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Dayum.
AngelofDeath 01.24.12	Well, great, my dick has Sharpie all over it now.