Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | fuck you could only come up with 24
Predictions for 2012:
half of this list will be good
half of it will suck
Sputnik will say most of these are overrated tripe
sup |
Kiran
12.31.11 | the master - new paul thomas anderson inspired by scientology about a crazy guy who creates his own religion/cult. will rule.
stoked for prometheus and django. |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | the concept sounds cool to me, no idea who's in it or directing gonna give it a go without any prior thoughts |
Slum
12.31.11 | lincoln, dark knight, the hobbit, and being flynn are all i'll really go out of my way to see |
theacademy
12.31.11 | spiderman is gonna suck ass
no cabin in the woods = huge fail
failtastic list
fucked your mom just for fun |
theacademy
12.31.11 | mad respec for loooper tho
rj is a fucking legend... he's a total bro also |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | hey jose quit being mexican with your movie taste |
Kiran
12.31.11 | oh and the master is starring phillip seymour hoffman as the wacko and joaquin phoenix as his skeptical sidekick, shit yeah |
theacademy
12.31.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXfc12BqFkc
seriously grow up |
Kiran
12.31.11 | and jonny greenwood is scoring it, oh my god |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | oh shit joss whedon is writing it gonna add to the list now
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twlight
12.31.11 | man that spiderman movie looks like an epic fail
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theacademy
12.31.11 | yea its him + goddard is a big Lost guy |
Slum
12.31.11 | oh man that movie looks terrible acad |
Slum
12.31.11 | how many movies have been about dumbfucks going out to the middle of bumshit nowhere and then weird shit happens, seriously |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | Hey we can all agree TDKR will be the film of the year, or one of the best right? |
twlight
12.31.11 | we'll see.....
but yeah probably |
theacademy
12.31.11 | also where's GI Joe 2 and Expendables 2
both of them are very obviously going to be a billion times better than men in black 3 |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | i put expendables 2 on here
GI Joe one was so bad not gonna bother with 2 |
Satellite
12.31.11 | based solely on the trailer and nolan being overrated as fuck, i'd say it's more likely that tdkr will be one of the worst films of 2012. |
theacademy
12.31.11 | men in black 2 was about 10 times worse than GI Joe 1
Ghost Rider 1 was about 5 times worse than GI Joe 1
i'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that you literally punch yourself in your ugly, fat face for being so fucking offensively stupid |
Satellite
12.31.11 | wait you seriously are looking forward to a new ghost rider film?
learn2movie |
theacademy
12.31.11 | lol this fucking dumbass |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | Satellite and academy: jelly hayders |
theacademy
12.31.11 | i see you put premium rush
i was on the set of that so often im probably actually in the movie. one time i was like 2 feet away from gordon levitt |
Satellite
12.31.11 | no we're just not 11 |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | nah you're obv just a hayder sat and not manly enough
Sat I like you but lern2manly |
theacademy
12.31.11 | any time there is crazy nic cage, tumblr wins |
Kiran
12.31.11 | the trailer for the new dark knight was a bit disheartening given the ridiculousness of some guy running an entire football field before realizing the ground behind him was collapsing with every step and because anne hathaway is just generally insufferable and it seems like she's going to be given an aggravating amount of screen time as stupid catwoman but i reserve some faith that gary oldman and michael caine, being the greatest bastions of wisdom and testicular fortitude in the franchise, will pull through |
theacademy
12.31.11 | i cant believe the guy who wants to see nic cage piss fire more than the rock and bruce willis vs. the entire US government just told satty to "lern2manly" |
theacademy
12.31.11 | literally pissing CG fire in the trailer
Urinetrouble: "coolies!" |
Satellite
12.31.11 | i just made/consumed the worst burrito ever
i wish qdoba were open 24/7 :/ |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | but those GI joe movies blow
and look at the fucking choice of director acad |
theacademy
12.31.11 | there was only 1 movie i though
and also i am not going to decide whether a gi joe movie is worth seeing based on who's directing it
sorry but i have too much self respect to even imdb that shit |
Satellite
12.31.11 | rise of the silver cobra |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | sorry blew
and jelly hayders everywhere |
theacademy
12.31.11 | you're like mr. 'least-common-denominator' of nerdy shit urine
you like movies based on the names attached
you like rap music you never actually listen to
you like shitty cas console faggotry
in the words of patton oswalt, you're a weak otaku |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | 1. dont like anime
2. i listen to all my music, fuck you its basically my job
3. whats "cas console faggotry"
4. keep hayden bro |
theacademy
12.31.11 | u love all the hayden http://bit.ly/sSZNVB |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | yeah dude hayders keep me alive and going that shit is cray |
theacademy
12.31.11 | http://www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/celebrity/hayden_christensen07.jpg |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | acad knows wasup
andcas me too. Reminds me of 28 Days Later, which was good but not great because Cillian Murphy |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | because of all the hayders in here |
theacademy
12.31.11 | there were no zombies in 28 days later
also fast zombies can be awesome just look at dawn 2004 |
astrel
12.31.11 | I was going to say We Need to Talk About Kevin, but I guess that shit is already out. |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | it was considered a zombie movie even though they weren't really zombies
I'd also consider it a post-post-apocalyptic movie
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theacademy
12.31.11 | it wasn't considered a zombie movie by anybody with an opinion worth half a fuck
post-post-apocalyptic movie is a fair characterization tho |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | so we're getting two tarantinos this year
Django Unchained and Man With The Iron Fists
he produced MWTIF and its being written and directed by RZA and Eli Roth |
theacademy
12.31.11 | since dawn takes place in the first few days following outbreak, runners are ok because deterioration is still in its early stages... at least thats how i look at it |
theacademy
12.31.11 | @urine shut up everybody knows that were talking about zombies |
theacademy
12.31.11 | what are you retarded? no he isnt
explain that statement |
theacademy
12.31.11 | Cabin Fever and Hostel II were fucking awesome
so was thanksgiving and nation's pride
the only one that was sorta weak was Hostel |
theacademy
12.31.11 | i mean, not that i don't think you know what you're talking about (which incidentally, i don't), but could you elaborate |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | thanksgiving, cabin fever and hostel II both rule
besides TMWTIF is martial arts |
Cerbyrus
12.31.11 | Where's Brave?
Also, Gravity should be here somewhere. |
theacademy
12.31.11 | lol your silly puritanical outlook would suggest otherwise!
no, but seriously, you don't like them =/= he's a hack
if you want to see a real hack, look for universal acclaim w/ cheesy, manipulative narrative... look for voiceover, happenstance, cheep shocks, indie montages, faux-nihilism. look at someone who is a slave to their source material.
look at real hacks:
-sam mendes
-paul haggis
-neil marshall
-jason reitman
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theacademy
12.31.11 | cheeeeeep shoxx |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | lol i only ever saw jarhead and quantum of solace out of those 4 directors and both were meh |
theacademy
12.31.11 | jarhead was decent but an overall disappointment; road to perdition is a good movie.
reitman actually did an ok job with young adult
dog soldiers has its moments
rest of it is shit
haggis writes |
theacademy
12.31.11 | yeah thats what i figured
you didn't actually see hostel 2 |
NightProwler
12.31.11 | I don't know which one I'm looking forward to the most; The Hobbit, or The Dark Knight Rises. |
theacademy
12.31.11 | haha no noooooo that's not proof of anything but c'mon its pretty obvious you didnt' see it... no big deal lol |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | going to a lakers-nuggets game on the 1st
fuck lakers |
theacademy
12.31.11 | amen to that brev
fuck lakers[2] |
Urinetrouble
12.31.11 | acad i think i love you |
theacademy
12.31.11 | what logic |
theacademy
12.31.11 | http://i.imgur.com/UIaxm.jpg
#owned |
NightProwler
12.31.11 | That was fucking gold. |
NightProwler
12.31.11 | Damn it. Buddy. |
Ignimbrite
12.31.11 | TDKR
The Hobbit
that one Pixar movie
idgaf about the rest |
Ignimbrite
12.31.11 | I think it's called Brave, and since it's A: Pixar and B: has nothing to do with Cars, it will be awesome. I don't know a ton about it except that it involves Scotland, a princess, and magic shit |
TheNotrap
12.31.11 | Most Anticipated Movies Of 2012?
Prometheus and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. |
Pentagon
12.31.11 | Saw #1 coming. |
Pentagon
12.31.11 | Oh and I second World War Z, hopefully it will be epic. |
theacademy
12.31.11 | pixar movies are generally pretty schlocky but i have a feeling brave will be good. still won't see it in theaters but i might catch it on blu ray |