IAmKickass: Demonic Possession

Ovrot 12.17.11	sounds like a blast
Auschwitz 12.17.11	you cant stop it, man. the black metal winter is here.
AfterTheBreakdown 12.17.11	Damn that's hardcore.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	I hate it when people joke about Satanic stuff as if its cool. I have a friend that was once demon possessed. She nearly killed herself.
Satellite 12.17.11	"screamed muslim" like, the word? because muslim is totally not a language js.
Auschwitz 12.17.11	@pizza youre right, i felt so cool right there
Trebor. 12.17.11	A gallon of PCP
MO 12.17.11	a gallon of muslim
Satellite 12.17.11	attempt suicide blame it on a demon
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	i recommend everyone try pcp at least once
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Well the demon was kinda controlling her.
Satellite 12.17.11	awesome
Relinquished 12.17.11	kids these days
Trebor. 12.17.11	I don't believe in demons so
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	GHOULS ATTACK THE CHURCH
Trebor. 12.17.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY
IAmKickass 12.17.11	It seemed like some scary stuff, all the cops were sitting around joking about it. Everyone was pretty shaken up by it all.
Auschwitz 12.17.11	CRUSH THE HOLY PRIEST
Trebor. 12.17.11	PCP is bad mkay
Auschwitz 12.17.11	whats science she was possessed lets make a sacrifice so that the sun will rise tomorrow
AsoTamaki 12.17.11	Your sacrifices will only keep the sun away.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	TURNING THE CROSS TOWARDS HELL
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	WRITHE IN SATANS FLAMES
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	CRUSH THE PRIEST, THE FEEBLE CHURCH
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	THE FAMILY OF DOG
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	LUST UPON MY ALTAR
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	i hate you andcas
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	DEAD! YOUR GOD IS DEAD
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	GHOULS YOUR GOD IS DEAD
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	FOOLS, YOUR GOD IS DEAD
Auschwitz 12.17.11	careful guys this is getting way too satanic
Pharoh 12.17.11	I see
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	THE MEANING OF PAIN, THE WAY THAT I WANT YOU TO DIE
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	BOOK OF THE DEAD, PAGES BOUND IN HUMAN FLESH
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	IVE LOST TRACK OF WHAT SONG WERE DOING
Auschwitz 12.17.11	if you cant eat it or fuck it then KILL IT
Satellite 12.17.11	whenever i'm possessed by demons i just end up fucking fat chicks :/
Recspecs 12.17.11	I'm with pizzamachine on this one. Demonic possession is no laughing matter.
Auschwitz 12.17.11	oh. well im laughing at it.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	"i really hope you are fucking kidding me. if you aren't you need to learn a little bit more about human nature." I have many friends/old friends that have either attempted suicide (many, many times), or have succeeded. Don't patronize me.
SCREAM! 12.17.11	"I have many friends/old friends that have either attempted suicide (many, many times), or have succeeded." And this was due to "demonic possession"...?
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	I need to polish up on my muslim, because all I know is american.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	...
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	That's not what you were saying.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Oh.
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	Editing comments is gay.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Oh.
Crymsonblaze 12.17.11	Yea.
Auschwitz 12.17.11	I HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED FOR DEMONIC POSSESSION. AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	SATAN
Hordewolf 12.17.11	"I hate it when people joke about Satanic stuff as if its cool. I have a friend that was once demon possessed. She nearly killed herself." This is dumb on so many levels I can't even tell. (to clarify for the slow ones: not the suicide, but blaming it on "possession")
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	its just satan fuckin with us oh hes such a joker
Slum 12.17.11	lol do people actually believe in demonic possession? anyway he was on pcp.
Hordewolf 12.17.11	"lol do people actually believe in demonic possession?" Catholics do so by definition. The pope demanded more exorcists not too long ago.
jefflebowski 12.17.11	yeah, I assume all this satanic possession horseshit is a joke, right?
Ignimbrite 12.17.11	It is my opinion that demonic possession can be very real. Sure, not all cases of possession actually are possession, but it happens.
Slum 12.17.11	it's probably just pcp ignimbrite
SCREAM! 12.17.11	""I hate it when people joke about Satanic stuff as if its cool. I have a friend that was once demon possessed. She nearly killed herself." This is dumb on so many levels I can't even tell. (to clarify for the slow ones: not the suicide, but blaming it on "possession")" That comment he made that now says "..." was originally him claiming he never said his friends tried to kill themselves due to demonic possession then Pit called him out on it
Trebor. 12.17.11	I was possessed by the tooth fairy once
pizzamachine 12.17.11	@ scream!: I was just trying to explain that I actually know a thing or two about human nature.
Hordewolf 12.17.11	Well, duh. "Possession" is just an old term for something that's actually more of a personality disorder or dissociative state than some kind of demonic bogus.
Hordewolf 12.17.11	Well, if he didn't then one can ignore what I said earlier.
Yuma310 12.17.11	my god, this list is full of retards
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVoKlqbz1l4
Satellite 12.17.11	"I have many friends/old friends that have either attempted suicide (many, many times), or have succeeded. Don't patronize me." wait. what does that have to do with demonic possession?
BallsToTheWall 12.17.11	Motherfucker saw Cthulhu bro. One sight of the beast is enough to drive a man insane.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	@ Satellite: It has nothing to do with it.
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	Then why did you bring it up?
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
PuddlesPuddles 12.17.11	Demonic possession is not as cute as you think
Satellite 12.17.11	it's also not real :/
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	i think its fucking hilarious
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0wy_o83Drg&feature=related Proof that demonic possession is real
MaskAtTheMasquerade 12.17.11	if i saw someone possessed i'd be like "Give, Me, The Motha Fuckin' GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN."
FrankRedHot 12.17.11	Right on that ass Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass Now STOP
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Well I'm a Christian so I believe that demons exist, and thus demons can possess people.
Cells 12.17.11	Speaking of.....has anyone seen The Rite? Love that movie especially when he hits the little girl haha
Pharoh 12.17.11	nice
Trebor. 12.17.11	There could be a god I guess, but there ain't no devil or demons
Cells 12.17.11	Suppose what your faith has said is essentially correct. Suppose there is a universal mind controlling everything, a god willing the behaviour of every subatomic particle. Well, every particle has an anti-particle, its mirror image, its negative side. Maybe this universal mind resides in the mirror image instead of in our universe as we wanted to believe. Maybe he's anti-god, bringing darkness instead of light.
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Guys, I'm a Christian and I'm staying a Christian.
jefflebowski 12.17.11	extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
pizzamachine 12.17.11	Yeah blind faith is a problem, if you're going to base your entire life on a system of beliefs, you better research it and stuff.
Pharoh 12.17.11	Interviewer: “You accept the historical existence of Jesus?” Einstein: “Unquestionably. No one can read the Gospels without feeling the actual presence of Jesus. His personality pulsates in every word. No myth is filled with such life. How different, for instance, is the impression which we receive from an account of legendary heroes of antiquity like Theseus. Theseus and other heroes of his type lack the authentic vitality of Jesus.” †
Cells 12.17.11	Are you implying that just bc einstein believed in jesus that so should we?
tarkus 12.17.11	pharoh is just a dumbass
jefflebowski 12.17.11	believing in jesus' existence =/= believing in god
Trebor. 12.17.11	Yeah exactly
AsoTamaki 12.17.11	Oh, this is turning into something special right here.
Trebor. 12.17.11	iamkickass only needs two more ratings and this will be perfect
Cells 12.17.11	obviously einstein was reffering to harold camping
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	what even more hilarious is when you find out that the character of jesus mirrored several other mystical figures from earlier religions, most notably the persian figurehead Mithra
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	sumerian and norse mythology have always been my favorites
Hordewolf 12.17.11	Christian Mythology is basically a mashup of many others. (I mean hello, most features of the "devil" or "demons" actually come from the Satyr or Pan)
Trebor. 12.17.11	Norse is the best
jefflebowski 12.17.11	I can believe jesus the preacher man existed without believing that jesus the son of god existed
Hordewolf 12.17.11	This whole incorporating/adapting of pretty much most other (also almost "extinct") mythologies is one of the reasons that made Christianity uninteresting for me personally. There are even "things" for people interested in Norse mythology here and that whole thing is halfways organized. (and there is still a big connection/background with Norse mytholgy where I live)
Trebor. 12.17.11	Just like Merlin probably existed He didn't have magic powers though
Hordewolf 12.17.11	We actually had that topic of Jesus in religion in a more scientific manner and we wrote an exam about it. There was a quite interesting source describing him as product of strong sociopolitical backgrounds, partly due to foreign rule of the Romans and inner conflicts within the jews. I find that to be quite fitting.
Trebor. 12.17.11	It's a poor man's judaism
Hordewolf 12.17.11	"people act like christianity always existed. it didn't. it was made up then adapted shit." I think it's way worse when people think that Christianity has the exclusive rights for "moral" and human rights and all that stuff.
Trebor. 12.17.11	Like everyone was a savage caveman before Jesus
Hyperion1001 12.18.11	i tend to find the religions that dont adhere to the zoroastrian concept of an overarching conflict between good and evil much more interesting
pizzamachine 12.18.11	Why is sputnik so bent on destroying Christianity?
Ovrot 12.18.11	hey Hyperion get out of my zoroaster
Trebor. 12.18.11	I would put something, but I don't want to hurt Pizzamachine's feelings
pizzamachine 12.18.11	@ andcas: lol!
Ovrot 12.18.11	why do i care about other peoples beliefs oh wait I don't
Hordewolf 12.18.11	"i tend to find the religions that dont adhere to the zoroastrian concept of an overarching conflict between good and evil much more interesting" This so fucking much. "destroying Christianity?" That's way exaggerated. I don't want to destroy anything, I just don't like arrogant religious behavior stereotypically for certain monotheists.
Hordewolf 12.18.11	(I know, also trend philsophers and intrusively rebellious atheists)
pizzamachine 12.18.11	True it's exaggerated. It's just that there's so many religions to discuss, yet it seems that this site keeps on picking on Christianity.
Maniac! 12.18.11	pizzamachine, you are either the finest troll I have ever come across, or the nicest dumbass on this site. either way, I'm cool with it
geng 12.18.11	"it seems that this site keeps on picking on Christianity." The majority of users are from predominately Christian countries so it's the religion they're more familiar with or has the biggest impact on their society. No co-incidence.
Trebor. 12.18.11	I have a niece who doesn't believe in god, but believes in santa claus That's very interesting to me
pizzamachine 12.18.11	Huh, that makes sense actually andcas and geng. Maniac on the other hand..
Hordewolf 12.18.11	I don't think it's an "anti Christianity conspiracy" herp. I also argue against jews and muslims and whatever/whomever brings up something stupid/wants to shove his belief down other's throats. But it's also what andcas said combined with the stereotype I already hinted to. There's a distinct lack of knowledge about rhetorics and historical context and similar things in those cases. (which there is often, not just on the side of theists)
Hyperion1001 12.18.11	i find it utterly hilarious that most of the time people who dont adhere to any religion know more about any given religion than people who are religious food for thought
Ovrot 12.18.11	can you make it across the bridge hyperion
Hyperion1001 12.18.11	no theres a balrog
Ovrot 12.18.11	oh shit
geng 12.18.11	I guess it's because a lot of atheists were brought up with religion then renounced it, so they're familiar with scripture and theistic arguments.
Hyperion1001 12.18.11	i know and it sucks cause i am not a wielder of the flame of anor so im pretty much fucked
Hordewolf 12.18.11	Heimdall > Ballrog. At least if he's not the one from that Thor movie, ugh. "i find it utterly hilarious that most of the time people who dont adhere to any religion know more about any given religion than people who are religious" It's probably because it's simply an "easier" thing to just go with what you're "used to" and taught then starting to question it and read up on a shitload of (partly rather complex stuff) and this respect the concept behind the last Septic Flesh album wasn't too bad - that all religion are man made, which is probably a conclusion many people come to after research. Also, the option of something "different" mostly automatically eliminates itself by "going with it".
Trebor. 12.18.11	I always wondered why sputnik is so largely atheist compared to the rest of the world It can't be a coincidence It must have something to do with loving music hmmm
Hyperion1001 12.18.11	no thats just the internet in general
Hordewolf 12.18.11	"It must have something to do with loving music hmmm" Maybe the versatility of music one is exposed to? Maybe sub-conscious messages? Who knows?
geng 12.18.11	Just symptomatic of the Sputnik demographic. Males aged 16-30 in English speaking countries who are into alternative music are quite often atheists.
Hordewolf 12.18.11	Maybe the atheists on here have so awesome arguments that they just get everyone who reads them to convert anyway except of a small few. js.
Ovrot 12.18.11	beatles make you worship the devil
pizzamachine 12.18.11	lol
DoubtGin 12.18.11	phew, i'm glad this turned into a conversation about christianity
Trebor. 12.18.11	beatles make you worship the devil That has to be it It all started with The Beatles
AsoTamaki 12.18.11	All conversations should be related to Christianity.
Trebor. 12.18.11	I want to hold your hand (and worship satan)
bungy 12.18.11	There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semon
Trebor. 12.18.11	semonster
jefflebowski 12.18.11	Revolution 666
Trebor. 12.18.11	Those liars
geng 12.18.11	Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Seems Legit.