LordOfAlexandria: Music To Which My Girlfriend Listens

LordOfAlexandria 12.16.11	Obvious list is obvious.
LordOfAlexandria 12.16.11	But I might as well join the club and, uh, win.
Satellite 12.16.11	http://tinyurl.com/6zqagsx pic related
Vesper 12.16.11	That's not very nice, Satty. :[
Satellite 12.16.11	sorry mother
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	Hey, this is better than your usual lists.
LordOfAlexandria 12.16.11	^lol, was waiting for that.
theacademy 12.16.11	based on these tunes you shud introduce her to some more obscure, kvlty shit rec http://vimeo.com/32788886
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	Man, am I really that predictable? This is good, though. Only thing chicks end up puttin' me on to is indie and folk and shit.
Vesper 12.16.11	acad, I can't tell if that's supposed to be a music video or an ad for Suicide Girls.
theacademy 12.16.11	Either way, an abomination
Satellite 12.16.11	those masks made achieving an erection difficult
ohfoxxxycole 12.16.11	wasnt gonna click it but now i will
ohfoxxxycole 12.16.11	anyone else pre when he shot the first girl
Vesper 12.16.11	That awkward moment when you ejaculate right as the singer shoots all the girls in the head, eh? I was almost impressed how many misogynistic tropes they managed to cram into five minutes.
Satellite 12.16.11	didn't last that long, sry
Acanthus 12.16.11	I like when touting a girls musical taste is accepted and not viewed as being sexist, on that note just got back from a metal/nu-metal show and both the girl and I headbanged to our hearts content.
LordOfAlexandria 12.16.11	Blasphemy!
Acanthus 12.16.11	We actually met at the same bands performance a few months ago.
ZilbelPing 12.16.11	When I saw this list, I expected something like Satellite's picture. But seriously, if she likes this stuff, you can probably get her into any type of music with ease.
Strider 12.16.11	I'd be scared to have your girlfriend
Zorak 12.16.11	girlfriend is m/
Maniac! 12.16.11	I bet she's ugly
Maniac! 12.16.11	oh, satty beat me to it http://tinyurl.com/6zqagsx fuckin hliarious
SCREAM! 12.16.11	She deserves better
ShousoStrip 12.16.11	8 owns.
omnipanzer 12.16.11	Why is she so angry?
vanderlyle 12.16.11	aren't you at least a little worried she sacrifices you?
Ignimbrite 12.16.11	music to which my girlfriend fucks me
Vesper 12.16.11	"Why is she so angry?" I thought you liked me, omni. :[ "music to which my girlfriend fucks me" Truth.
omnipanzer 12.16.11	I adore you but I NEED to get to the root of this anger issue. *makes note on legal pad
BallsToTheWall 12.16.11	that song made achieving an erection difficult
omnipanzer 12.16.11	(Wasn't even aware list was about you)
Hyperion1001 12.16.11	never met a girl in real life with good music taste then again ive met maybe 10 people in real life of either sex with good music taste so...
BallsToTheWall 12.16.11	Only girls I know who listen to metal listen to Whitechapel. Im not surprised I never call them.
Vesper 12.16.11	Regardless of the list being about me, it does have albums I like a lot on them, haha. I'm actually quite a happy person... except when I'm being an angry feminist. :>
omnipanzer 12.16.11	Perhaps you just need to get out of NY for a bit. I've heard that can make anyone angry.
JWT155 12.16.11	So she's 200 lbs, wears way too much eyeliner and dawns only baggy black clothes?
Vesper 12.16.11	I am going home to Georgia for two weeks! Nothing a bit of Southern hospitality around Christmastime won't solve...
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	"Only girls I know who listen to metal listen to Whitechapel. Im not surprised I never call them." Seeing all the hot scene chicks come out of the BMTH show while I was seeing Mayhem convinced me I was listening to the wrong music.
BallsToTheWall 12.16.11	Goin to be in Georgia sometime around January 20-22nd. I need a visit back to The Graveyard and The Earl.
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	Yeah, I like how laid back it is here.
Hyperion1001 12.16.11	^^ x40000 the best part was wondering whether they were male or female, i like a challenge
Hyperion1001 12.16.11	that was about the mayhem show btw
omnipanzer 12.16.11	I didn't mean "go get yourself a healthy dose of racism". That won't do anything to reduce the anger. I suggest a beach with some good jazz or classical that way you get lots of sleep and sun.
AlonsoHarris 12.16.11	she probably likes being choked am I right?
omnipanzer 12.16.11	She's probably a lady and wouldn't tell you js.
Relinquished 12.16.11	my wife's taste practically mirrors mine cept she's not as big on bm as I am.
AlonsoHarris 12.16.11	my thoughts EXACTLY
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	"she probably likes being choked am I right?" What's wrong with that, exactly?
foreverendeared 12.16.11	"What's wrong with that, exactly?" I never know when to stop.
BallsToTheWall 12.16.11	Have you ever given yourself a stranger with one of your hands firmly entrenched around your throat?
AngelofDeath 12.16.11	All the time.
foreverendeared 12.16.11	Yeah, what kind of question is that?
Acanthus 12.16.11	"music to which my girlfriend fucks me" This.
Vesper 12.17.11	"Yeah, I like how laid back it is here." The grandma next door baked my family cookies and I immediately thought, "ALL THE STORIES WERE TRUE."
jdennis31 12.17.11	"music to which my girlfriend fucks me" yah i thought it was gonna be music to which my girlfriend strips, or music to which my girlfriend blows me
Vesper 12.17.11	You guys have to admit fucking/stripping/blowing is much more fun set to metal than most other genres.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	if only all girls thought like that but i like acoustic and some trip-hop stuff as well so that works in that situation
Acanthus 12.17.11	Agreed, though I love electronic albums too.
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	grind is best
omnipanzer 12.17.11	"You guys have to admit fucking/stripping/blowing is much more fun set to metal than most other genres." um... hold on.
Vesper 12.17.11	I've had sex timed perfectly to the Ruin Lust demo. It was pretty awesome, notgunnalie. Electronic and some industrial music is also good. Atmospheric black metal sex is pretty great too.
Relinquished 12.17.11	"grind is best" slow grind amiritd
omnipanzer 12.17.11	No really I think it's best to good electronica/house music but I'm good with whatever the lady is into really.
Acanthus 12.17.11	I like to add some hilarity to things, sex to The Black Parade brings the laughs.
Relinquished 12.17.11	I've had sex to Kaskade and shit and it was nice, but nothing beats her riding you to some fast hardcore punk while smoking weed
jdennis31 12.17.11	hahaha. "especially when the blast beats hit. amirite?"
jdennis31 12.17.11	@relinquished that does sound dandy
Vesper 12.17.11	omni is the courteous lady-pleaser, as usual. :] Oh, my god, Acanthus, hahahaha. I bet you love the "So why don't you blow me... a kiss before you go?" line.
Acanthus 12.17.11	Playful semi-serious sex is fun, we would randomly start singing along and such.
Vesper 12.17.11	Wolfe, I always imagine your wife to be this tiny, slender woman and I feel afraid for her.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	lol
omnipanzer 12.17.11	"I hope none of you are like "oh, we can't have sex, I forgot my music."" Pretty much this, I really find music during sex to be distracting. I'm all for what ever the lady likes but it's much easier to concentrate and please without the distraction IMO. Unless you have room mates in which case it makes total sense.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	mezzanine
Relinquished 12.17.11	lol she's 5'8, 5'10 depending on what she's wearing.
Relinquished 12.17.11	and yeah music isn't necessary but it's good accompaniment.
Vesper 12.17.11	Oh, that's okay, then. :] @omni - I don't think anyone would not have sex just because there isn't music, haha. But it can add a certain atmosphere or just make it more fun, of course.
Satellite 12.17.11	i've had sex timed perfectly to an old bill cosby stand-up album
Vesper 12.17.11	^ See Acanthus and his silly Black Parade sex.
omnipanzer 12.17.11	^@ Andcas kind of but I also get what Vesper is saying.
Relinquished 12.17.11	you always can follow the hum of her toy
Acanthus 12.17.11	I get what andcas means, and by no way am I saying I always have something hilarious playing or anything playing at all for that matter. I do have a landlord who lives downstairs however, and not being able to enjoy ourselves (talking about gf here, thanks Satty) as much as we'd like leads to having some loud music more often than not. Well, that or gags.
Satellite 12.17.11	wait so you fuck yr landlord? rad.
Acanthus 12.17.11	No, but I'm sure he wishes (he's gay).
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	"i've had sex timed perfectly to an old bill cosby stand-up album" And there's breaking over here and there's breaking over there. You try to blow it off. Just vibrating. So you figure, maybe if you sit back, it will snap in half....
omnipanzer 12.17.11	Well, Vesper is saying it can matter and I'm assuming she would know so there's that. Edit: with regards to previous topic of course.
omnipanzer 12.17.11	"in" the Jello
jdennis31 12.17.11	if i'm having sex to music i forget i'm having sex and just thurst to the rhythm
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	ya gets all thursty ya know
Vesper 12.17.11	"Well, that or gags." Sputnik Spank Sessions, I see.
Relinquished 12.17.11	thrust to the rhythm of grind and you'll pre in no time
Acanthus 12.17.11	@Vesper - she's short so I end up with muscle bruises from her using my upper chest as an impromptu gag is all.
Vesper 12.17.11	I'm sure you enjoy that. ;]
Acanthus 12.17.11	Oh yes, it's amazingly cute when she proclaims that I'm insanely "nom-able"
omnipanzer 12.17.11	good night
Vesper 12.17.11	Too old for this talk, omni? Hehe. Good night! :] @Acanthus - I was more implying that you enjoy a bit of pain/biting in your sexual activity, but that works too, haha.
omnipanzer 12.17.11	I like Acunthus but I don't want to know him that well ;^P
Acanthus 12.17.11	Both are correct, and good night too you sir!
jdennis31 12.17.11	LOL andcas.... i can imagine the vocals during sex. YAAAAAOHWWWW
Vesper 12.17.11	"I like Acunthus" ... Was that intentional? Because - hahahahaha.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	vesper and i are having a discussion about satan crushing my balls on ghosts of saturn quite delightful
Eclecticist 12.17.11	So are you going to post a photo of this girl? That would be cool.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	some of you are oblivious as fuck
Relinquished 12.17.11	"I was more implying that you enjoy a bit of pain/biting in your sexual activity" not gonna lie I like that too
Vesper 12.17.11	A most delightful conversation indeed, young Andy. :> Although I realized I'm talking about Satan crushing the balls of a barely-legal Canadian boy and I suddenly feel quite dirty...
Vesper 12.17.11	"some of you are oblivious as fuck" 123, lol
jdennis31 12.17.11	i am oblivious as to what i may or may not be oblivious to
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	"Although I realized I'm talking about Satan crushing the balls of a barely-legal Canadian boy and I suddenly feel quite dirty..." canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive" note the quotation marks cuz nobody obeys them anyway
Relinquished 12.17.11	I never saw any of those laws to begin with
Trebor. 12.17.11	canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive" What American sex laws are there? Besides the south
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	more has to do with preventing rape than anything
Vesper 12.17.11	"canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive" note the quotation marks cuz nobody obeys them anyway" Was that supposed to make me feel better about describing Satan crushing your genitals...?
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	nah was supposed to make me feel adequate after I was deemed barely legal I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE...
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	i'm also a tad blazed
Crysis 12.17.11	sup vesper
Vesper 12.17.11	Old enough to star in spiky-haired Canadian porn, though. (Was going to make some comment assuring you of your adequacy, but then I started feeling like an ephebophile again.) sup crisis m/
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	lol
Crysis 12.17.11	m/
DeafMetal 12.17.11	fuck i am drundkh
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	if you guys (and girls) haven't heard the begrime exemious/nuclearhammer split you probably should
Trebor. 12.17.11	I don't think there are any sex laws here in the states(minus the south) Besides incest and rape of course
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	fuck i am drundkh
DeafMetal 12.17.11	plus grippin a joint
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	fuckin rights
DeafMetal 12.17.11	oak barrel stout til i pass out
Relinquished 12.17.11	ur not cone shut up
Vesper 12.17.11	"drundkh" If Drudkh released their own beer and called it this, I might actually take up drinking.
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	i told him i would copy him and he said it was ok imitation is the highest form of flattery
Relinquished 12.17.11	2nd winter scandanavian christmas whoooooo drunk
DeafMetal 12.17.11	ur right wolfe i am not cone, cone is THE irreplaceable raging alcoholic personality on this website but cone don't blaze like me nigga
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	no one does, you are the master ent
DeafMetal 12.17.11	funny cuz my last name means evergreen tree m/////////
Relinquished 12.17.11	"ut cone don't blaze like me nigga" true 20x
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	true shit motherfuckers
Vesper 12.17.11	"funny cuz my last name means evergreen tree m/////////" Oh, cool, another person with an air freshener name. m///////
DeafMetal 12.17.11	hahhah
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	hey conifers are the fucking shit
Vesper 12.17.11	To be fair, my Korean name is a pretty kvlt air freshener. "Secluded, dark forest"! m/
DeafMetal 12.17.11	kvlt as kan be
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	my names are just an old rich irish family and some arab traders idk if thats very m/
Vesper 12.17.11	Don't know why my parents dislike my music taste after they name me something like that...
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	apparently i'm a descendant of william wallace
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	i wish, my irish heritage traces back to some wealthy lowlanders who generally made peasants lives miserable i guess thats pretty m/
Vesper 12.17.11	"apparently i'm a descendant of william wallace" http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/c9c4d8bafe66563268e548f20ca443c7/0/42645075/William-wallace-jpg--andy-jpg.jpeg Ah, yes.
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	rofl
Hyperion1001 12.17.11	shadow i thought you were asian for some reason
Vesper 12.17.11	Shadow crops and spikes his hair to hide his glorious, Scottish curls. (Your noses matched perfectly, though, lol.)
Satellite 12.17.11	shadow is from the witch realm of angmar dumbasses
ShadowRemains 12.17.11	100% nazgul, but yeah part british, scottish, french, aboriginal and a sliver spanish, idk there is probably more