LordOfAlexandria
12.16.11 | Obvious list is obvious. |
LordOfAlexandria
12.16.11 | But I might as well join the club and, uh, win. |
Satellite
12.16.11 | http://tinyurl.com/6zqagsx
pic related |
Vesper
12.16.11 | That's not very nice, Satty. :[ |
Satellite
12.16.11 | sorry mother |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | Hey, this is better than your usual lists. |
LordOfAlexandria
12.16.11 | ^lol, was waiting for that. |
theacademy
12.16.11 | based on these tunes you shud introduce her to some more obscure, kvlty shit
rec http://vimeo.com/32788886 |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | Man, am I really that predictable?
This is good, though. Only thing chicks end up puttin' me on to is indie and folk and shit. |
Vesper
12.16.11 | acad, I can't tell if that's supposed to be a music video or an ad for Suicide Girls. |
theacademy
12.16.11 | Either way, an abomination |
Satellite
12.16.11 | those masks made achieving an erection difficult |
ohfoxxxycole
12.16.11 | wasnt gonna click it but now i will |
ohfoxxxycole
12.16.11 | anyone else pre when he shot the first girl |
Vesper
12.16.11 | That awkward moment when you ejaculate right as the singer shoots all the girls in the head, eh?
I was almost impressed how many misogynistic tropes they managed to cram into five minutes. |
Satellite
12.16.11 | didn't last that long, sry |
Acanthus
12.16.11 | I like when touting a girls musical taste is accepted and not viewed as being sexist, on that note just got back from a metal/nu-metal show and both the girl and I headbanged to our hearts content. |
LordOfAlexandria
12.16.11 | Blasphemy! |
Acanthus
12.16.11 | We actually met at the same bands performance a few months ago. |
ZilbelPing
12.16.11 | When I saw this list, I expected something like Satellite's picture.
But seriously, if she likes this stuff, you can probably get her into any type of music with ease. |
Strider
12.16.11 | I'd be scared to have your girlfriend |
Zorak
12.16.11 | girlfriend is m/ |
Maniac!
12.16.11 | I bet she's ugly |
Maniac!
12.16.11 | oh, satty beat me to it
http://tinyurl.com/6zqagsx
fuckin hliarious |
SCREAM!
12.16.11 | She deserves better |
ShousoStrip
12.16.11 | 8 owns. |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | Why is she so angry? |
vanderlyle
12.16.11 | aren't you at least a little worried she sacrifices you? |
Ignimbrite
12.16.11 | music to which my girlfriend fucks me |
Vesper
12.16.11 | "Why is she so angry?"
I thought you liked me, omni. :[
"music to which my girlfriend fucks me"
Truth. |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | I adore you but I NEED to get to the root of this anger issue.
*makes note on legal pad |
BallsToTheWall
12.16.11 | that song made achieving an erection difficult |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | (Wasn't even aware list was about you) |
Hyperion1001
12.16.11 | never met a girl in real life with good music taste
then again ive met maybe 10 people in real life of either sex with good music taste so... |
BallsToTheWall
12.16.11 | Only girls I know who listen to metal listen to Whitechapel. Im not surprised I never call them. |
Vesper
12.16.11 | Regardless of the list being about me, it does have albums I like a lot on them, haha.
I'm actually quite a happy person... except when I'm being an angry feminist. :> |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | Perhaps you just need to get out of NY for a bit. I've heard that can make anyone angry. |
JWT155
12.16.11 | So she's 200 lbs, wears way too much eyeliner and dawns only baggy black clothes? |
Vesper
12.16.11 | I am going home to Georgia for two weeks! Nothing a bit of Southern hospitality around Christmastime won't solve... |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | "Only girls I know who listen to metal listen to Whitechapel. Im not surprised I never call them."
Seeing all the hot scene chicks come out of the BMTH show while I was seeing Mayhem convinced me I was listening to the wrong music. |
BallsToTheWall
12.16.11 | Goin to be in Georgia sometime around January 20-22nd. I need a visit back to The Graveyard and The Earl. |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | Yeah, I like how laid back it is here. |
Hyperion1001
12.16.11 | ^^ x40000
the best part was wondering whether they were male or female, i like a challenge |
Hyperion1001
12.16.11 | that was about the mayhem show btw |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | I didn't mean "go get yourself a healthy dose of racism". That won't do anything to reduce the anger. I suggest a beach with some good jazz or classical that way you get lots of sleep and sun. |
AlonsoHarris
12.16.11 | she probably likes being choked am I right? |
omnipanzer
12.16.11 | She's probably a lady and wouldn't tell you js. |
Relinquished
12.16.11 | my wife's taste practically mirrors mine cept she's not as big on bm as I am. |
AlonsoHarris
12.16.11 | my thoughts EXACTLY |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | "she probably likes being choked am I right?"
What's wrong with that, exactly? |
foreverendeared
12.16.11 | "What's wrong with that, exactly?"
I never know when to stop. |
BallsToTheWall
12.16.11 | Have you ever given yourself a stranger with one of your hands firmly entrenched around your throat? |
AngelofDeath
12.16.11 | All the time. |
foreverendeared
12.16.11 | Yeah, what kind of question is that? |
Acanthus
12.16.11 | "music to which my girlfriend fucks me"
This. |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "Yeah, I like how laid back it is here."
The grandma next door baked my family cookies and I immediately thought, "ALL THE STORIES WERE TRUE." |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | "music to which my girlfriend fucks me" yah i thought it was gonna be music to which my girlfriend strips, or music to which my girlfriend blows me |
Vesper
12.17.11 | You guys have to admit fucking/stripping/blowing is much more fun set to metal than most other genres. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | if only all girls thought like that
but i like acoustic and some trip-hop stuff as well so that works in that situation |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | Agreed, though I love electronic albums too. |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | grind is best |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | "You guys have to admit fucking/stripping/blowing is much more fun set to metal than most other genres."
um... hold on. |
Vesper
12.17.11 | I've had sex timed perfectly to the Ruin Lust demo. It was pretty awesome, notgunnalie.
Electronic and some industrial music is also good. Atmospheric black metal sex is pretty great too. |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | "grind is best"
slow grind amiritd |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | No really I think it's best to good electronica/house music but I'm good with whatever the lady is
into really. |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | I like to add some hilarity to things, sex to The Black Parade brings the laughs. |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | I've had sex to Kaskade and shit and it was nice, but nothing beats her riding you to some fast hardcore punk while smoking weed |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | hahaha. "especially when the blast beats hit. amirite?" |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | @relinquished that does sound dandy |
Vesper
12.17.11 | omni is the courteous lady-pleaser, as usual. :]
Oh, my god, Acanthus, hahahaha.
I bet you love the "So why don't you blow me... a kiss before you go?" line. |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | Playful semi-serious sex is fun, we would randomly start singing along and such. |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Wolfe, I always imagine your wife to be this tiny, slender woman and I feel afraid for her. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | lol |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | "I hope none of you are like "oh, we can't have sex, I forgot my music.""
Pretty much this, I really find music during sex to be distracting. I'm all for what ever the lady likes but it's much easier to concentrate and please without the distraction IMO. Unless you have room mates in which case it makes total sense. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | mezzanine |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | lol she's 5'8, 5'10 depending on what she's wearing. |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | and yeah music isn't necessary but it's good accompaniment. |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Oh, that's okay, then. :]
@omni - I don't think anyone would not have sex just because there isn't music, haha. But it can add a certain atmosphere or just make it more fun, of course. |
Satellite
12.17.11 | i've had sex timed perfectly to an old bill cosby stand-up album |
Vesper
12.17.11 | ^ See Acanthus and his silly Black Parade sex. |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | ^@ Andcas kind of but I also get what Vesper is saying. |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | you always can follow the hum of her toy |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | I get what andcas means, and by no way am I saying I always have something hilarious playing or
anything playing at all for that matter. I do have a landlord who lives downstairs however, and not
being able to enjoy ourselves (talking about gf here, thanks Satty) as much as we'd like leads to
having some loud music more often than not.
Well, that or gags. |
Satellite
12.17.11 | wait so you fuck yr landlord? rad. |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | No, but I'm sure he wishes (he's gay). |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | "i've had sex timed perfectly to an old bill cosby stand-up album"
And there's breaking over here and there's breaking over there. You try to blow it off. Just vibrating. So you figure, maybe if you sit back, it will snap in half.... |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | Well, Vesper is saying it can matter and I'm assuming she would know so there's that. Edit: with
regards to previous topic of course. |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | "in" the Jello |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | if i'm having sex to music i forget i'm having sex and just thurst to the rhythm |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | ya gets all thursty ya know |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "Well, that or gags."
Sputnik Spank Sessions, I see. |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | thrust to the rhythm of grind and you'll pre in no time |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | @Vesper - she's short so I end up with muscle bruises from her using my upper chest as an impromptu gag is all. |
Vesper
12.17.11 | I'm sure you enjoy that. ;] |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | Oh yes, it's amazingly cute when she proclaims that I'm insanely "nom-able" |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | good night |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Too old for this talk, omni? Hehe.
Good night! :]
@Acanthus - I was more implying that you enjoy a bit of pain/biting in your sexual activity, but that works too, haha. |
omnipanzer
12.17.11 | I like Acunthus but I don't want to know him that well ;^P |
Acanthus
12.17.11 | Both are correct, and good night too you sir! |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | LOL andcas.... i can imagine the vocals during sex. YAAAAAOHWWWW |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "I like Acunthus"
... Was that intentional? Because - hahahahaha. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | vesper and i are having a discussion about satan crushing my balls on ghosts of saturn
quite delightful |
Eclecticist
12.17.11 | So are you going to post a photo of this girl? That would be cool. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | some of you are oblivious as fuck |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | "I was more implying that you enjoy a bit of pain/biting in your sexual activity"
not gonna lie I like that too |
Vesper
12.17.11 | A most delightful conversation indeed, young Andy. :>
Although I realized I'm talking about Satan crushing the balls of a barely-legal Canadian boy and I suddenly feel quite dirty... |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "some of you are oblivious as fuck"
123, lol |
jdennis31
12.17.11 | i am oblivious as to what i may or may not be oblivious to |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | "Although I realized I'm talking about Satan crushing the balls of a barely-legal Canadian boy and I suddenly feel quite dirty..."
canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive"
note the quotation marks cuz nobody obeys them anyway |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | I never saw any of those laws to begin with |
Trebor.
12.17.11 | canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive"
What American sex laws are there? Besides the south |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | more has to do with preventing rape than anything |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "canada's sex "laws" are a lot less "restrictive"
note the quotation marks cuz nobody obeys them anyway"
Was that supposed to make me feel better about describing Satan crushing your genitals...? |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | nah was supposed to make me feel adequate after I was deemed barely legal
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE... |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | i'm also a tad blazed |
Crysis
12.17.11 | sup vesper |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Old enough to star in spiky-haired Canadian porn, though.
(Was going to make some comment assuring you of your adequacy, but then I started feeling like an ephebophile again.)
sup crisis m/ |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | lol |
Crysis
12.17.11 | m/ |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | fuck i am drundkh |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | if you guys (and girls) haven't heard the begrime exemious/nuclearhammer split you probably should |
Trebor.
12.17.11 | I don't think there are any sex laws here in the states(minus the south)
Besides incest and rape of course |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | fuck i am drundkh |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | plus grippin a joint |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | fuckin rights |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | oak barrel stout til i pass out |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | ur not cone shut up |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "drundkh"
If Drudkh released their own beer and called it this, I might actually take up drinking. |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | i told him i would copy him and he said it was ok
imitation is the highest form of flattery |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | 2nd winter scandanavian christmas whoooooo drunk |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | ur right wolfe i am not cone, cone is THE irreplaceable raging alcoholic personality on this website
but cone don't blaze like me nigga |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | no one does, you are the master ent |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | funny cuz my last name means evergreen tree m///////// |
Relinquished
12.17.11 | "ut cone don't blaze like me nigga"
true 20x |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | true shit motherfuckers |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "funny cuz my last name means evergreen tree m/////////"
Oh, cool, another person with an air freshener name. m/////// |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | hahhah |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | hey conifers are the fucking shit |
Vesper
12.17.11 | To be fair, my Korean name is a pretty kvlt air freshener. "Secluded, dark forest"! m/ |
DeafMetal
12.17.11 | kvlt as kan be |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | my names are just an old rich irish family and some arab traders
idk if thats very m/ |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Don't know why my parents dislike my music taste after they name me something like that... |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | apparently i'm a descendant of william wallace |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | i wish, my irish heritage traces back to some wealthy lowlanders who generally made peasants lives miserable
i guess thats pretty m/ |
Vesper
12.17.11 | "apparently i'm a descendant of william wallace"
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/c9c4d8bafe66563268e548f20ca443c7/0/42645075/William-wallace-jpg--andy-jpg.jpeg
Ah, yes. |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | rofl |
Hyperion1001
12.17.11 | shadow i thought you were asian for some reason |
Vesper
12.17.11 | Shadow crops and spikes his hair to hide his glorious, Scottish curls.
(Your noses matched perfectly, though, lol.) |
Satellite
12.17.11 | shadow is from the witch realm of angmar dumbasses |
ShadowRemains
12.17.11 | 100% nazgul, but yeah part british, scottish, french, aboriginal and a sliver spanish, idk there is probably more |