Yuli
12.06.11 | agh
I edited one of the album titles to get the cover, and now the "r" situation has unfolded in my list...
WRHAT HAS HAPPRENED TO MY LIFE LRATELY |
eternium
12.06.11 | Smoke weed. |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Haven't ever smoked weed, but I'd like to try it sometime. |
Recspecs
12.06.11 | Haha try it.
And check out my end of year list why don't ya? |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Will do, sire :] |
foxblood
12.06.11 | girls prefer arrogant assholes it's a scientific fact. |
bloc
12.06.11 | Rejection is one of man's greatest fears |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Good points, gentlemen. the last few girls I had asked out had all said yes, so I've been used to not being rejected. And being a nice guy seems to be unappreciated by the cutest girls... I want a cute girl that ALSO has a great, wholesome personality. It just seems like when they're cute, they KNOW they're cute |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | "It just seems like when they're cute, they KNOW they're cute"
well obviously, guys walking behind them staring at their asses and unable to look away from their faces/cleavage doesn't lie |
Hyperion1001
12.06.11 | good thing im sexy |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Not necessarily Shadow, I don't mean in a "fuckable" way. The girls I like typically have that innocent, adorable type of quality about them. |
AlonsoHarris
12.06.11 | Its not about nice guys get rejected all the time. Its girls need to be protected, girls don't like assholes they like the fact that ussually an asshole can fuck someone up who tries to harm her. It doesn't matter how fucking nice you are. Nice has shit to do with it. Learn how to fight and stop talking about existentialism and give her that right dick and you won't have any problems. and If that doesn't work kick her in the shins and call her a slut. You'll be fucking her in no time. And also about the rejection, don't be afraid of that shit man, lifes to short to be a pussy |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | "that innocent, adorable type of quality about them."
i like those types... |
Ire
12.06.11 | i read this as "fuck bitches"
silly me |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | lolol |
RooseveltsGhost
12.06.11 | Tell that asshole that your girly is a frigid wretch. |
Blackbelt54
12.06.11 | hahaha @Alonso |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Ire, that immaturity just isn't allowed in here man, come on let's be classy
Yeah Roosevelt m/ honestly, if she's interested in a guy like him then it notifies me of what kinda girl she really is, so that at least leaves me content.
Alonso, one half of that was completely true.
...And the first half was nice too. |
eternium
12.06.11 | "i like those types..."
Who doesn't? Those types are also the most sexually appealing because you want to tear up that innocent looking ass of theirs. |
foxblood
12.06.11 | lol ok |
Sowing
12.06.11 | you don't have to be an asshole you just have to be bold and confident...be decisive and clear with your intentions, if you like her tell her to stop messing with that asshole and then kiss her. if she has any feelings for you at all she will be pleasantly surprised by your initiative |
none
12.06.11 | dem bitchez and dem bitchz and dem bitches and u can fuck mah bitch oh wait no u cant ohohohohohohoho |
Blackbelt54
12.06.11 | "girls prefer arrogant assholes it's a scientific fact."
this |
IAmHollywood
12.06.11 | "that immaturity just isn't allowed in here man"
you know what website this is right? |
Yuli
12.06.11 | But then when you actually can, you realize they have little sexual experience and it ultimately proves to be much less fulfilling
There's a balance. You want a girl to have experience sexually, but if she's had enough it tarnishes that "innocent" image... so it's a tightrope that one must tread lightly |
Yuli
12.06.11 | SowingSeason, I like the way you think very much.
Although as it turns out, kissing her wouldn't be the wisest move. I found out today her parents raised her in a totally fucked-up manner, and she's actually scared of kissing, because it was used as a punishment by her parents, as in she would have to kiss her mom on the lips if she did something wrong.
I agree that it does pay off to be decisive, but at the same time when shit like this goes down I thank my lucky stars I didn't choose that specific moment to be decisive xP |
Vesper
12.06.11 | "she's actually scared of kissing, because it was used as a punishment by her parents, as in she would have to kiss her mom on the lips if she did something wrong."
r u being srs |
bloc
12.06.11 | What the hell...? |
foxblood
12.06.11 | what the fuck am i reading |
Blackbelt54
12.06.11 | this thread is going downhill pretty quickly |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Yeah... you can see why the exceptions scare me enough to lull me into not being decisive, lol |
Yuli
12.06.11 | "this thread is going downhill pretty quickly"
It's actually become a serious discussion, instead of dehabilitating into a m/-fest (which, granted, I would have partially contributed towards), so I'm content with this |
Vesper
12.06.11 | If you're a good enough kisser, you can turn her into a masochist. |
Crysis
12.06.11 | m/ |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Or a guaranteed source of me being facepalmed...
..you're probably right though. |
Yuli
12.06.11 | hahaha oh gawd |
Crysis
12.06.11 | m/ |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | m/ there is nothin else to say |
Crysis
12.06.11 | there really isn't just m/ |
ShadowRemains
12.06.11 | and before doing anything else make sure you m/ |
Ovrot
12.06.11 | i came for the talk of silly holes |
Crysis
12.06.11 | follow it up with a nice piece of m/ |
Blackbelt54
12.06.11 | @Omaha good point |
Sowing
12.06.11 | if she doesn't like kissing then just go straight for a hole in one ;) |
Vesper
12.06.11 | Wait, does she only have this reaction to mouth to mouth contact or does this mean she'll feel remorseful and ashamed if you go down on her too?
Probably will either way. |
R6Rider
12.06.11 | used to really like this girl that lives across the street from me
then she started dating a black guy........... |
Yuli
12.06.11 | I'm not sure actually, Vesper. Brb gonna go take off all her clothes and have my way with her, I'll let u kno |
Vesper
12.06.11 | Full report please.
I want the measurement of tears in milliliters. |
Yuli
12.06.11 | "used to really like this girl that lives across the street from me
then she started dating a black guy..........."
You just didn't like enough basketball, man
Seriously though, yeah it's weird to look at who your ex's date now. My most major ex posts on Tumblr how she wants to have a 3some with a good female friend and her boyfriend and i'm just like lolalright |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Which definition of tears? I'm fairly certain we'll encounter both, regardless. |
R6Rider
12.06.11 | yeah that pussy is tainted for life |
Vesper
12.06.11 | "milliliters"
"Which definition of tears?"
If I meant the other one, I would have said millimeters. Nice try, though. |
Yuli
12.06.11 | OKAY VESPER I SEE YOU HOVERING OVER YOUR "EDIT" BUTTON LIKE A CHAMP |
Vesper
12.06.11 | All caps, no victory.
m/ |
AngelofDeath
12.06.11 | Lists about girls on Sputnik ftmfw. |
Relinquished
12.06.11 | lol this list is good |
lucasjcockcroft
12.06.11 | my dad makes me kiss him if i do something wrong also |
Yuli
12.06.11 | Made specifically for you, Relinquished!
If my dad made me kiss him I would die, mostly because his breath always smells like fish. ehh |
Wolfhorde
12.06.11 | People should seriously stop picking up the already moldering trash of other people. (beware, hyperbolic metaphor) |
unclereich
02.25.18 | I feel u bro |
