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10 Ways To Piss Off A Metalhead

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1Tell him that other genres besides metal have innovative music
2Insist that Opeth is overrated
3Explain that their?s other genres far more inaccessible than Black Metal
4Tell him their?s actually good metalcore bands.
5Tell them that Lil? John?s use in ?Let?s Go? was the best thing to happen to Crazy Train
6Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.
7Talk about how gay Manowar is. If they agree, point out that Ozzy can?t sing
8Remind them that metal is partially derived from the blues. Then accuse them of being widgets.
9Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band
10Point out that they can?t take a joke.
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