RooseveltsGhost: Lesbian Girl Don't Break My Heart

RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	fml
cvlts 11.24.11	daterape
Acanthus 11.24.11	Or perhaps you should work on getting to know her, rather than give up before you even tried?
Pharoh 11.24.11	why dont you just be friends with her... owait
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	Who told you I was giving up? I'm not optimistic about my chances, but I'm also not just trying to get my dick wet. We're hanging out again this weekend. But if I'm correct, then I can't expect the same kind of "getting to know me" attention as I would like to give her. But you know what they say, there are plenty of stupid hoes in the metaphor. or something.
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	get out
deathofasalesman 11.24.11	dude she might be bi
TMobotron 11.24.11	shes going to tell you shes a lesbian just so she wont have to consider the idea of having any sort of romantic relationship with your disgusting fat ass.
Pharoh 11.24.11	hahahaha
jdennis31 11.24.11	just tell her you want to slam. works all the time.
jdennis31 11.24.11	"shes going to tell you shes a lesbian just so she wont have to consider the idea of having any sort of romantic relationship with your disgusting fat ass." I told a girl i didn't consider to be attractive at the time I was gay so she wouldn't keep hitting on me. 3 years later she was gorgeous and married. not that i regret it or anything.... dunno if i could put up with a bitch for 3 years to wait for her to start looking good.
Relinquished 11.24.11	hahahahaha oh man I've been there
Deviant. 11.24.11	Mangina up
sifFlammable 11.24.11	idk i feel you man its a challenge im working on a girl who is against premarital sex atm gna fuck her soon
Deviant. 11.24.11	Best put a ring on it first
sifFlammable 11.24.11	christian morality is so hilarious to fuck around with
AGuyIsWatchingYou 11.24.11	I'M DUMB SHES A LESBIAN I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOD PINK TRIANGLE ON HER SLEEVE LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH LET ME KNOW THE TRUTH
foreverendeared 11.24.11	I already hit that.
BallsToTheWall 11.24.11	Take the train to pound town.
Cipieron 11.24.11	quit being partial to hats, problem solved
JAV 11.24.11	Put your penis in her. 50/50 chance of success.
Sanders 11.24.11	Force her to attend a lesson at Gag School.
iFghtffyrdmns 11.24.11	"im working on a girl who is against premarital sex atm gna fuck her soon" my man
SmokingTheClouds 11.24.11	How would she feel if she knew you made a list about her on a music website?
combustion07 11.24.11	Restraining order is already being made up
taxidermist 11.24.11	"How would she feel if she knew you made a list about her on a music website?" Hahaha. HOW WOULD SHE? Also, if she's a lesbian, just give her some good oral :p
WeepingBanana 11.24.11	i think the only answer is a threesome
BallsToTheWall 11.24.11	You want to win her over. Put on a Tegan and Sarah record and start Tebowing.
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	lol the more weird and creepy you guys make me feel, the more at home I feel on this site.
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	So, short version: she's an average pothead (probably left-wing) with a knack for science(/y stuff). So... Take the train to pound town. [2]
BallsToTheWall 11.24.11	Creepiness is my specialty. I'm like Frankenstein's monster but more handsome and jacked.
Vesper 11.24.11	If the most notable thing she's complimented you on is your hats.... yeah, you have no chance.
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	Don't be so pessimistic, Vesper. The train to pound town can always leave.
BallsToTheWall 11.24.11	The train to pound town can always leave. (2) So are Charlie Chaplin mustaches.
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	"So are Charlie Chaplin mustaches." You mean the Hitlerstache.
BallsToTheWall 11.24.11	I though Chaplin had it first, regardless it's stylish and will guarantee an instant boning from any girl or man of your choice. No idea why I dont own The Great Dictator.
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	life is a pussy buffet when you're Charlie Chaplin
Aids 11.24.11	just popping by to say that Rene Descartes can munch my sack. He was a great mathematician/scientist but I can't stand the guy as a philosopher.
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	"No idea why I dont own The Great Dictator." That's a question many men should ask themselves, also while you're on the way to pound town listen to... BOLT THROWER!
Cipieron 11.24.11	Aristotle or gtfo
Aids 11.24.11	"she's open waiting for more. and I know he's only looking to score. and it is way too unhealthy. often they've typically. been starved for attention before." ok why did we not /thread after this post?
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	Peisithanatos or gtfo.
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	because it was useless, not funny, and uninsightful?
Wolfhorde 11.24.11	Wrong, you're at sputdick, bro.
RooseveltsGhost 11.24.11	BTW, neither of us think Descartes was a great philosopher, but she theorizes that the Meditations on First Philosophy was an ambitious plot by a very reasonable man to give scientists breathing room. If it's true, then Descartes would be a fucking hero.
Aids 11.24.11	blink-182 lyrics always /thread it's the fifth law of thermodynamics
Aids 11.24.11	I mean I love Descartes because he invented the co-ordinate system that has become to vital in our understanding of really any high-ish level of mathematics, but he was just a little bitch and so many of his philosophical ideas just make me angry. I did a research project on him once and fuck, what a little bitch. He used to stay in bed til like 12 every day and whine about everything. and he died cause it was too cold outside. what a bitch, he probably listened to ctts.
Electric City 11.24.11	IM DUMB SHES A LESBIANNNN I THOUGHT I HAD FOOOUND THE OOOOONE
Winsomniac 11.24.11	Adam "The Downer" Downer.
Vespiion 11.25.11	Had this problem before, bro. We turned out excellent friends, so it's all good.
RooseveltsGhost 11.25.11	So you know how disappointing it is. She's gonna go see Russian Circles with me on Saturday though, so at least I have an awesome new friend.
LoveYerBrain 11.25.11	list title takes me back to high school
Wolfhorde 11.25.11	"and he died cause it was too cold outside" Seriously?
someguest 11.25.11	If you enjoy her company does it matter?
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	Take this as a good thing, maybe she has hot bi-curious girl friends that are relevant human beings.
Wolfhorde 11.25.11	"bi-curious girl friends that are relevant human beings." Haha, "relevant", nice way for saying "guests on the train to pound town".
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	Over the years I used to think that having girls as just friends was unnecessary. Years later I have noticed that was a fucking mistake on my part.
Wolfhorde 11.25.11	That actually surprises me.
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	What.
jdennis31 11.25.11	only reason to be friends with a girl is to bang her other friend.
someguest 11.25.11	a lot of intelligence in here
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	Future Noble Peace Prize and Academy Award winners present in this thread.
Cells 11.25.11	"but I'm also not just trying to get my dick wet." This is where you failed.
someguest 11.25.11	Mr. Cheese and Sausage and The Flounder Pounder
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	What if one one of us go on and do good things with their life?
someguest 11.25.11	What are your aspirations? Do you wish to traverse the coral reef? Create the next book series young adults become passionate about?
jdennis31 11.25.11	yuh, i have a great idea for a childrens novel about a network admin who found out he was a wizard on his 24th birthday and he used his newfound powers to rob a bank so he no longer had to be at work
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	I will be the America's next Stephenie Meyer.
someguest 11.25.11	original and thought provoking
jdennis31 11.25.11	indeed, now if only this idea could become a reality in the next 10 minutes. i could also just settle for a long lost relative dying and me inheriting a castle and 10 million dollars somewhere in europe
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	Deeply profound, the idea possesses so much depth and complexity that it touches the core of the human heart.
jdennis31 11.25.11
someguest 11.25.11	I am trembling in my seat. It has become incredibly difficult to type; the world's most powerful earthquake exploding from within myself.
BallsToTheWall 11.25.11	my dick just sucked itself into ecstatic bliss. My screen has been decoratively painted with man gravy.
acorncheese 11.25.11	dude she might be bi[2]
North0House2 11.25.11	What if she's a neuter? Just throwin' it out there.
Gilgamahesh 12.07.11	Neuters still got a pussy, right? Well, there's still an ass in any case. So score? ""im working on a girl who is against premarital sex atm gna fuck her soon"" Badass. I've actually been published :/ make sure that if you go down that road you get your checks in the mail, or you'll get screwed.
RooseveltsGhost 12.08.11	not a neuter, also not a lesbian. I have shit gaydar.
Wombat988 01.28.12	Fuck her. Oh wait, this died a month ago. Awkward...
RooseveltsGhost 01.28.12	'fuck her' is my sentiment exactly. She may in fact like men, but I am not one of them. She stopped answering my calls a while ago, after I left Howl's Moving Castle at her apartment. I am pretty much over it. I am not lonely though, as I have found a lady that makes me feel like a Taylor Swift song. And she likes me back.
BallsToTheWall 01.28.12	How many sandwiches has she made you?
RooseveltsGhost 01.28.12	We're waiting for that special moment when only a sandwich will satisfy our lusts
BallsToTheWall 01.28.12	If she's fat start using mayonnaise as lube. Or rub glazed doughnuts all over her body and lick it off.
americanohno 01.28.12	damn, I was gonna post "Pink Triangle" lyrics! I guess I still can, "If everyone's a little queer Can't she be a little straight?"
East Hastings 01.28.12	mmm, krispy kreme
ThespianLesbian 01.28.12	sup
DominionMM1 01.28.12	"rub glazed doughnuts all over her body and lick it off" lol balls you are a character
Yazz_Flute 01.28.12	IIII'M DUMB SHE'S A LEEEESBIAAAAN I THOUGHT I HAD FOOOOOUND THE OOOONE I'm not about to look through 90 comments to see if anyone else did that. Probably though.
RooseveltsGhost 01.28.12	yeah, it happened. I didn't get it then either
americanohno 01.28.12	omg RG are you tellin' me you ain't ever listened to "Pink triangle" by Weezer? if not hop on it, bro.