MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | Chuck Norris. Oh shit....he's 70 and has a bad hip but once more steroids and HGH should help restore his prowress.
Lol. Hilarious |
Wolfhorde
11.23.11 | If Nich Cage and Jean Claude Van Damme are in there I'm not gonna watch it. I mean I like my action with some hate, but action on the level of monotonous late night fight movies (Seagall, Van Damme) is just duh. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | Statham can suck a dick if Chuck Norris is going to be in the movie. And if he's on steriods and HGH they should make him the main character |
ExtremeSpeakers
11.23.11 | This should be good, the first one was |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Stathams in it of course as is Colture. Both were pretty fucking boring. Jet Li was a pussy and hes in here again. They gotta let Terry Crews be Terry Crews, he had no charisma in the last movie, |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Oh man Seagal should have totally been added. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | "Oh man Seagal should have totally been added"
Only if they intended the movie to be a comedy |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | The first one essentially was. But still uber manly. Dolph Lundgren that is all. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | They should Lundgren up against Van Damme like old times |
someguest
11.23.11 | super 8 came out on blu ray today
pretty manly movie |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Brandon Lee and Dolph Lundgren in Showdown in little Tokyo was brilliant. |
Ignimbrite
11.23.11 | it will have one liners |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | BRB fellas I am fucking starving. I must go to Dennys and order an 8 egg grand slam complete with pancakes and coffee. Then back to sputnik and then pulling an all nighter to a Twilight marathon. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | "Then back to sputnik and then pulling an all nighter to a Twilight marathon."
I hope your a female BallsToTheWall or watching twilight with a woman to get some or else it's time to tear up your man card |
someguest
11.23.11 | he's so manly he can watch twilight and still have full testosterone |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | He must be or have super balls |
Hyperion1001
11.23.11 | shut up someguest |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | No, i'm just a lonely bastard who watches these movies in a way similar to ugly and/or fat undesirable women.
GIGGITY GIGGITY. Fapping to some Wolf of wolf action. |
Wolfhorde
11.23.11 | If Seagal would be in there it would total ruin any credibility it could have had. I have yet to see a movie with him in it that doesn't make me fall asleep or that doesn't follow the same uninspired boring concept. |
MasBarHigeuoris21
11.23.11 | Amen Wolfhorde. Amen |
ShadowRemains
11.23.11 | http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt1830EpxH1qd37u4o1_500.jpg |
seedofnothing
11.23.11 | best movie with van damme is blood sport
but beside that, am i missing something here.....
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Masochist
11.23.11 | I love almost every movie Jason Statham is in, just because he makes the most consistently entertaining, re-watchable, mindless action movies of any action star. And every so often, he comes with actual good movies, like "The Bank Job."
That being said, I was disappointed in the first Expendables. The action was lame for the cast it had. |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Fucking deliciousness. |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Movie needs DMX and Al Pacino. |
combustion07
11.23.11 | haha I thought the cover with all of them on it was a joke. Movie is going to be fucking awesome |
Hyperion1001
11.23.11 | kurt russel |
Recspecs
11.23.11 | Movie is going to be fucking stupid as hell unless you are a testosterone pumping tool. |
toxin.
11.23.11 | Nicholas Cage better not be there. Even a fucking cameo would ruin the movie
Worst.Actor.Ever. |
tiesthatbind
11.23.11 | Gonna rule |
Hyperion1001
11.23.11 | anyone who hates nic cage has never seen bad lieutenant |
IAmHollywood
11.23.11 | oh damn sounds like testosterone incarnate |
BallsToTheWall
11.23.11 | Movie is going to be fucking stupid as hell unless you are a testosterone pumping tool.
I'm a testosterone pumping tool because well im a man. That's what men do. Figh jaguars, burn villages, climb mountains etc. |
bloc
11.23.11 | Should be lots of fun |
MO
11.23.11 | "statham rules in every movie"
lol yea cause he plays the exact same character in every movie ;) |
Recspecs
11.23.11 | Bad Lieutenant is fucking awesome, don't hate on Nicholas Cage. |
FrankRedHot
11.23.11 | Can't wait to avoid this one like the plague, too.
Cage can either be brilliant or he can be fucking awful. Too bad that lately he's been 99.9% awful. |
Recspecs
11.23.11 | Agreed, with movies like Ghost Rider, Knowing, and whatever that shitty movie was that came out this past year. |
BigHans
11.23.11 | This should complete my life. |
BigHans
11.23.11 | it fucking rules |
BigHans
11.23.11 | so yeah if you dont like the Expendables you take it in the ass. |
FrankRedHot
11.23.11 | I think I'd rather take it in the ass then see either of them, so I'm good with that, Hans. |
BigHans
11.23.11 | well Pit at least you have come to terms with it. |
Relinquished
11.23.11 | gonna rule hard |
FrankRedHot
11.23.11 | Hans' logic- Don't like what I like? YOU MUST BE GAY! |
BigHans
11.23.11 | nah was just trying to get a rise out of Raven |
DominionMM1
11.23.11 | "best movie with van damme is blood sport
but beside that, am i missing something here....."
c'mon man. kickboxer, double impact, lionheart, universal soldier, street fighter. Did I mention kickboxer? |
FrankRedHot
11.23.11 | Don't forget about TimeCop |
BigHans
11.23.11 | Bloodsport is definitely the best but Kickboxer and Death Warrant rule hard. Lionheart is great. Hard Target is ok. Nowhere to Run blows but theres a hot chick in it who gets naked like hardcore. |
DominionMM1
11.23.11 | don't think i ever saw that one (timecop) |
FrankRedHot
11.23.11 | HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN LEGIONNAIRE? |
BigHans
11.23.11 | CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI CHONG LI |
DominionMM1
11.23.11 | Deemed unreleasable for movie theaters in the United States, Legionnaire was released to cable TV channels and home video despite a $35 million production budget.
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DominionMM1
11.23.11 | So who wins in a fight, Tong Po or Chong Li? |
BigHans
11.23.11 | Chong Li, easily. |
DominionMM1
11.23.11 | Yeah, Chong Li could bust up ice blocks with his bare hands. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.11 | Chow Yun Fat should be in here as well. Hard Boiled stands the test of time of manliness. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.24.11 | Would rather have another Rambo movie. That last one had more dead bodies than words spoken. |
Nikkolae
11.24.11 | ROFLMAO tom
ever since i saw the poster i knew the interwebz would be flooded with chuck norris jokes again |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.11 | Guys let's all move in together and convert a basement to a gym where all we do all day is work out in skimpy clothing, drink protein shakes and work out some more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v81osfu1K0o |
sifFlammable
11.24.11 | cant wait to avoid this movie |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.11 | Group seated hammer curls followed by front squats and military presses. UHHHHHHHH yeahhhhh |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.24.11 | "Guys let's all move in together and convert a basement to a gym where all we do all day is work out in skimpy clothing, drink protein shakes and work out some more."
All I have is a loincloth, is that too formal? Don't wanna be a sore thumb. |
BallsToTheWall
11.24.11 | loincloth is perfect, Id expect nothing less. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.24.11 | I'm only asking Wylie, because you aren't invited to the squat-house. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
11.24.11 | "loincloth is perfect, Id expect nothing less."
Good. I have to remove it before we get sweaty though, because its autographed by Mowgli. |
BallsToTheWall
11.28.11 | Tim Tebow should be the lead, it's a travesty he's not. |
