cirq
11.18.11 | tebow can cut through a hot knife with butter |
BigHans
11.18.11 | TIm Tebow counted to infinity. Twice. |
DominionMM1
11.18.11 | Tebow is Jesus' real father |
cirq
11.18.11 | zeppelin has a stairway to heaven, tebow has an elevator |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | Tebow built the great wall of China. |
BigHans
11.18.11 | TEbow can grill a popsicle |
cirq
11.18.11 | gravity obeys the law of tebow |
DominionMM1
11.18.11 | Tebow can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves |
BigHans
11.18.11 | When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Tim Tebow |
cirq
11.18.11 | tebow would have killed valdemort in the first book |
BigHans
11.18.11 | Tebow can change his birthday |
cirq
11.18.11 | death once had a near-tebow experience |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | John Wilkes Booth stopped Abraham Lincoln with one bullet, Tim Tebow stopped John Wilkes Booth with one blink of an eye. |
BigHans
11.18.11 | If you wake up in the morning, its because Tim Tebow spared your life. |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | Who'd win in a wrestling match, Tebow or God?
Tebow.
ERRRRRRRRR
God?
Wrong, dickhead, trick question Tebow is God. |
Gmork89
11.18.11 | Who the hell is Tebow? Some jock or something? |
Athom
11.18.11 | His mom should have followed through with that abortion |
MO
11.18.11 | lol
also yes balls with the airheads reference |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | Tim Tebow taught Mikael Akerfeldt how to sing and play guitar and actually believe it or not produced Blackwater Park and came up with the stunning artwork himself.. |
MO
11.18.11 | talk about weight fluctuations |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."
Tim Tebow |
Hawks
11.18.11 | At least that fucker got me 16 fantasy points. Not too shabby. |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | You can pretty much count on him as your third runningback slot. |
Hawks
11.18.11 | I have Fitzpatrick, but he's kinda been sucking lately so I figured I'd pick up Tebow and it payed off. |
BallsToTheWall
11.18.11 | Ive decided to run with Tebow the rest of the year as I let Big Ben take the year off early. |
paxman
11.18.11 | A Tebow in the hand is worth two in the bush. |
North0House2
11.18.11 | Broncos are my team. Colorado bro.
He's not that great though, to be honest. I dunno why he keeps winning lol. |
DissolvingAtom
11.18.11 | "tebow sucks ass"
this kid obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.
That last drive last night to win the game was great, i'm starting to regain faith in my home team again |
DissolvingAtom
11.18.11 | tebow doesn't consider it sex if the girl lives |
DominionMM1
11.19.11 | He's not that great though, to be honest. I dunno why he keeps winning lol.
defense+weak schedule |
LimbsandJoints
11.19.11 | Tebow's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. |
LimbsandJoints
11.19.11 | Tebow used to breast feed John Madden |
Iamthe Nightstars
11.19.11 | Tebow sleeps eight hours a night!........well, he was pretty normal when it came to that. |
cirq
11.19.11 | doesnt matter how he plays, as long as he wins |
ShadowRemains
11.19.11 | pressure doesn't work well under tebow
tebow won the world series of poker with pokemon cards
tebow is the reason why waldo is hiding
some magicians can walk on water. tebow can swim through land
tebow's tears can cure any disease. too bad tebow never cries
tebow doesn't call the wrong number. you picked up the wrong phone
ghosts sit around in tents with flashlights and tell tebow stories
tebow can read an eyechart with his eyes close
tebow can speak in braille |
Relinquished
11.19.11 | tebow can suck my dick |
ShadowRemains
11.19.11 | so can cone |
Relinquished
11.19.11 | he has to earn it first |
ShadowRemains
11.19.11 | well he's had a good head start |
Relinquished
11.19.11 | speaking about head |
ShadowRemains
11.19.11 | ucwutididthar |
Relinquished
11.19.11 | icwutudundidthar |
ShadowRemains
11.19.11 | icwutucidundidthar |
Metamorphosis
11.19.11 | I think the Broncos are like 4-1 with Tebow starting, can't argue with those facts. |
jdennis31
11.19.11 | lol. tim tebow is bobby bouche |
cirq
12.02.11 | lol |