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Reviews 8
Approval 90%
Soundoffs 10
Album Ratings 439
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Last Active 04-03-13 6:44 pm
Joined 03-24-11
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| IMMORTALS 3.5/5
Best Part was Phaedra's ass | | 1 |  | Haken
Visions
Good Cinematography but could have shown more creativity | | 2 |  | Nervecell
Preaching Venom
Follow the same damn suite of players in the same genre, ie Fall of troy,
300, gladiatar blah blah blah, coulda been special but whatever | | 3 |  | Hour of Penance
Paradogma
Excellent Fight Scenes but not realistic enough to make my hair stand on
end, like when he's fighting the cow dude, the cow dude just wacks
Thersius than walks away and waits for him to get up | | 4 |  | Carcass
Heartwork
Necro...was better, can't beat the old school classics | | 5 |  | Nile
In Their Darkened Shrines
Who ever wrote the script should have done a lot more research, most of
the storyline was weak and unconnected, they also hinted to a sequel, not
really excited for it | |
seedofnothing
11.13.11 | and thats being generous | bloc
11.13.11 | It's a body double | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | the ass? | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | dont anger me bloc, say it aint so | Emim
11.13.11 | bloc is the ass master | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | damn, the greatest thing I liked, crushed to shambles
the tongue is sharper than any two edged-sword | bloc
11.13.11 | Haha, I know it sucks. | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | but the body double fit so perfectly | someguest
11.13.11 | they had to use a body double because she has a gaping anus
think a really outward and saggy vag but brown | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | bro u could put a meat patty sausage lettuce cheese on a toasted bun on that face and id still take it | someguest
11.13.11 | if she had a duck you'd probably sick it | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | only if it got her off | Cells
11.13.11 | still gonna watch it | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | id rec it, still gets a 3.5 in my book, id watch it again[for that ass of course] but def not a classic | Acanthus
11.13.11 | The films all about style, want to watch it soon. | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | style.... some, if it had true style, they wouldnt cut the fuck scene | someguest
11.13.11 | yeah what is the point of the film if it's not a full fledged porno | Acanthus
11.13.11 | I really enjoy one of the reviews for the film, I'm looking forward to it. | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | now acanthus once u catch that ass, u better run to the b-room asap, dem balls are gonna be blue as fuck | BallsToTheWall
11.13.11 | Mickey Rourke fucking owned the movie. The Gods need more lines though. Loved all the senseless carnage and pessimism running amok, | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | Mickey Rourke hands down best actor in the movie
carnage was good, specially with the first contact of the gods, smashin heads with that hammer in slow mo, de fn licious
now balls i know u got a semi hard with that ass | BallsToTheWall
11.13.11 | Whole movie gave me a hard on. Mickey Rourke's character, the brutal punishments and deaths that made 300 look like Power Rangers, naked Freida Pinto, Henry Cavill who fucking ruled, Isabel Lucas hotter than ever, a unhealthy mancrush on Kellen Lutz, and ther glorious battle scenes.
That said, movie should have had better flow at the end, it was short and could have used another 15 to 20 minutes.
Coulnt tell if Ares died, but I saw Poseidon's trident at the end so I guess he lived. | seedofnothing
11.13.11 | well according to the movie everyones immortal so im sure he lived, might have just been banned for while |
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