BallsToTheWall: No Parents On Facebook.

BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	Big shoutout goes to Olindo Mare, the most worthless cocksucker of all time. Fuck you!!!!
taylormemer 10.31.11	Sucks dude.
StrangerofSorts 10.31.11	Ah don't hate her, she's just expressing her love through the medium of embarrassing you relentlessly.
Wolfhorde 10.31.11	His mother is just a religious hippie. (No offense, Wylie) But I still believe in your cred, bro. Family's always dickin' around.
foreverendeared 10.31.11	just block her bro. Both of my parents are on facebook, but I refuse to add them.
Wolfhorde 10.31.11	Fortunately my father has too much to do and my mother can't handle electronics. Thank the gods for stereotypes.
BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	Yeah I could do that. Still pretty lame although my phone doesn't really take phone calls anymore so id lose all communication sans text.
foreverendeared 10.31.11	I mean you don't even have to delete her, you can just block her from seeing any of your statuses and stuff and she would never know.
BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	That sounds perfect.
KILL 10.31.11	my mum tried to add me and i said nah she wasnt even pissed it ruled
ToMMyMiL116 10.31.11	hahahah KILL that is awesome.
BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	That too is a swell idea. Good point, I might have to issue a declaration before deleting them. My war vet Grandpa is consistently disappointed by my foul language online.
Sanders 10.31.11	My dad couldn't give less of a shit about facebook, but my mum got a profile. Me and my siblings said we'd add her if she didn't complain about or even mention the copious swearing and compromising photographs. She's not so bad, and isn't embarrassing at all for the mostpart.
ToMMyMiL116 10.31.11	my mom goes irate when I post obscene shit on facebook. She goes as far as telling me to delete the post or else. She says its embarrassing to the rest of my family who has me as a friend on facebook. lololol Fukin facebook is gay anyway. I cant stand it
Destructerator 10.31.11	post inside joke [your family] likes this
theacademy 10.31.11	olindo mare for life
Destructerator 10.31.11	Facebook is on its way out. Social networking is going to keep chugging away but sites will go in and out of style. I log in now and just get sick of seeing the same confusing and sophomoric interface.
BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	Mare vs the Gramatica bros GO!!!!!!
theacademy 10.31.11	martin > olindo > bill
Tyrael 10.31.11	How are you enjoying 1 Balls?
Kimm 10.31.11	"post inside joke [your family] likes this" lol, that's me. I have my mom on Facebook...she has a different sense of humor so it can be annoying sometimes, but for the most part, whatever. I don't post anything obscene or inappropriate ALTHOUGH she did text me last summer to tell me to take down a certain status (granted it was a bad time for it). "Accidentally brought "The God Delusion" into church instead of my Bible. Not my fault they're both black." or something like that.
Kimm 10.31.11	As cliche as this may sound to some of you... 2 > 1 Get the joke? I'm like my mom. But seriously, The Listening >>>>>>>
Zorak 10.31.11	I delted my mom and dad on fb and they said,"So are you too cool to have me and us as friends on facebook?" I just said yeah. end of story
Tyrael 10.31.11	Siberia is the best album ever Kimm wtf
Poet 10.31.11	I find it to be adorable whenever your mom posts on your wall/statuses Mr. Wylie.
foreverendeared 10.31.11	"Facebook is on its way out. Social networking is going to keep chugging away but sites will go in and out of style. I log in now and just get sick of seeing the same confusing and sophomoric interface." Sounds like you just need new friends.
Destructerator 10.31.11	That too
cvlts 10.31.11	mare kick pissed me off so bad. wtf olindo? since when the fuck do you ever miss kicks, let alone from inside the goddamn 30 yrd line? never did that shit in seattle!
Acanthus 10.31.11	I don't even add my sisters, as they just run to my family and tell them whatever is guaranteed to upset them.
Relinquished 10.31.11	well my parents have been "gone" for 6 years so I don't have to worry about that, and I don't need a facebook yo are you still going to that circle takes the square show today?
coneren 10.31.11	i am
Relinquished 10.31.11	sure ok
coneren 10.31.11	will i see you there
BallsToTheWall 10.31.11	Easy there Poet. Yeah im going to that show.
Sowing 10.31.11	hate it when family tries to add me on FB
anarchistfish 10.31.11	they've never tried to add me
foreverendeared 10.31.11	It's because they don't like you.
anarchistfish 10.31.11	ouch, that hit a nerve
foreverendeared 10.31.11	See what I mean?
anarchistfish 10.31.11	not really
Waior 10.31.11	My family are kind of batty and possessive, if I refused to add them on Facebook they would be legitimately offended enough to kick me out of the house. Not even joking - so that just means my entire network gets to hear my father's token dad jokes. Worse things have happened.
Waior 10.31.11	But it's kind of sad your mom irritates you that much. I'm positive the whole world will forget that your "cred" when they realise you have a mother...
foreverendeared 10.31.11	That's why facebook created the genius "block certain thing from certain people" feature.
theacademy 10.31.11	just delete your facebook why don't people get that a federated internet is better for everyone
Kimm 11.01.11	"My family are kind of batty and possessive, if I refused to add them on Facebook they would be legitimately offended enough to kick me out of the house." Pretty sure it's a "rule" in my house that we have to add Mom, because if we don't we're "obviously trying to hide something". I don't have a problem adding Mom on Facebook, I just don't like that I have to, you know?
someguest 11.01.11	i like how your mom reads swearing and shit and never has a problem with it Kimm
Waior 11.01.11	Hey, sounds like your family's the exact same as mine.
KILL 11.01.11	hahaha gay
Recspecs 11.01.11	I blocked my dad, but eventually re-added him after everyday him saying "Why would you block me son? I'M YOUR FATHER. RESPECT ME."
Destructerator 11.01.11	"That's why facebook created the genius "block certain thing from certain people" feature." No they stole it from Google+
anarchistfish 11.01.11	I have a few things I'd rather my parents didn't know so it's just as well they're not bothered
Waior 11.01.11	""That's why facebook created the genius "block certain thing from certain people" feature." No they stole it from Google+' they've had it to an extent since 2009.
Aids 11.01.11	i have my whole family on facebook. luckily for me they aren't uptight assholes and I can post whatever I want. even if they were fuck 'em, if you don't like my style then stop creeping my page.
wabbit 11.01.11	I only have my uncle. He got in an argument about music with Aids but he is old and wrong so Aids won.
Aids 11.01.11	hahaha when was that and why dont i remember it
Scoot 11.01.11	i don't always post an awesome facebook status but when i do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment
MO 11.01.11	Luckily my mom is technologically challenged and can barely send an email let alone navigate an entire social networking site. In the same boat as wolfe regarding my dad. Only have my bro, sis and cousins who all rule so it's ok.
wabbit 11.01.11	I was bitching about mastermind or w/e the fuck they are called having a bigger osheaga attendance than the fucking flaming lips (they played at the same time). And you were totally on my side but my uncle thought shitty electronic music was good.
BallsToTheWall 11.02.11	my family is so alienated from each other to such an extent that I dont think swearing on facebook is no longer a worry for me.
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	Damn my moms gonna kill off all my street cred if I dont do something about it soon.
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	Fucking fantastic, Kimm is communicating to my mother about health.
Wolfhorde 11.30.11	How about you just kick your mother out of your friend list? I mean at least then she can't comment on your status.
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	Id like to but she really, really would not handle that well. I dont know what blocking entails but that might be necessary.
Wolfhorde 11.30.11	So what? I really don't get that weird relationship Americans have with their parents.
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	I don't either. She's way too sensitive, I mean it's probaly more good than bad but still.
Wolfhorde 11.30.11	She's gotta deal with the fact that there's something called privat life.
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	Not fucking manly....
theacademy 11.30.11	silly, weak americans: loving their parents like the sissy bitches they all are
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	I live 2 hours away from my folks yet I can't really escape their grasp, then again they help bail me out on things such when I come up short on the car insurance or break a pair of glasses.
Wolfhorde 11.30.11	That still doesn't mean they need to have their noses in your private life.
Recspecs 11.30.11	Take your mom out to a nice lunch, tell her how you feel, and then ditch the check.
theacademy 11.30.11	jewish mothers ftmfw
BallsToTheWall 11.30.11	True. Not having to hear those health discussions every day of my fucking life is relieving. Not gonna move back in, trying to go to Missouri now and camp in with my old buddies.
Poet 12.01.11	Holy balls Balls....where in Missouri? and Jom.....do you see Balls as being able to actually figure out what you suggested
boronHubbard 12.01.11	i always post when im shitfaced and then whole family reads it. they hate me now :(
Scoot 12.01.11	yeah family on facebook sucks, getting rid of most of mine