BallsToTheWall: Facebook: Banning Hawks Edition

wabbit 10.03.11	no way is that an actual status.
Urinetrouble 10.03.11	hawks is pretty lulzy on fb not gonna lie
Trebor. 10.03.11	I can't find his facebook
ShadowRemains 10.03.11	ugh
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Never seen a man be this embittered this long over a girl. Frankly, it's pretty lame and beyond annoying that he posts this crap back to back every day. Go back to your nieve Cradle loving way Hawks baby, drop the faux bro-king routine, it does not look good on you baby.
Urinetrouble 10.03.11	hey rob just look for ryan on my fb
Trebor. 10.03.11	That's Hawks? I saw that guy like a week ago and I was like not even Hawks is that gay
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO SAY I WAS CRYING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, I WAS OUT CRUISING WITHOUT YOU AND THEY WERE PLAYING OUR SONG, CRYING ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
Relinquished 10.03.11	we should start doing a daily hawks status quote list
Trebor. 10.03.11	Once the timeline shit goes into effect it will be a lot easier to dig up his statuses
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Somehow, his bro-ness is making it even less respectable to be a bro.
toxin. 10.03.11	If he's annoying on FB why don't you just delete him
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	I came close to ABOUT 20 minutes ago but I WAS ALL LIKE HAWKS THAT FUCKING DINGBAT, HE'S LIKE the younger retarded brother I never had. Bless his heart to the end. In honor I want to post Wylie: just anally penetrated an oak tree without consent.
eternium 10.03.11	Link to his page lol.
Hyperion1001 10.03.11	His statuses are all that keep me alive.
SCREAM! 10.03.11	this just in: "I'm so happy that people put up statuses about how much they drank and/or smoked during the weekend. I can fucking sleep at night knowing that. Please, tell me again how fucked up you were because I care so much."
lobby 10.03.11	is this rj momo?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Im going to write a memoir/biography based on Hawks status updates and become a NY Times Best Seller.
auberginedreams 10.03.11	never pictured hawks as a bro. i thought he was kvlt.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	I, the messenger of Bro-dom have recently been given the instructions to monitor Hawk's digressive behavior. If things get worse I have orders to neutralize and contain the threat to our bromunity.
ThespianLesbian 10.03.11	Oh my God! Are you named after that song from VH1?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0
eternium 10.03.11	lmao ^
tkxxx7 10.03.11	"I'm so happy that people put up statuses about how much they drank and/or smoked during the weekend. I can fucking sleep at night knowing that. Please, tell me again how fucked up you were because I care so much." lol I actually like this one you losers need to back off my bro, yo
ThespianLesbian 10.03.11	My dad likes that song
Ire 10.03.11	"we should start doing a daily hawks status quote list" oh my gawd yes
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Nothing like some fast paced metal riffs to set the tone of the night. Im thinking Waffle House and Fable 3 all night.
eternium 10.03.11	Late night Waffle House is the best.
wabbit 10.03.11	what is his name so I can see these?
AngelofDeath 10.03.11	Hawks: keeping it ironic on Facebook since forever.
coneren 10.03.11	him so nice
americanmusicmachine 10.03.11	did ya'll know samhain is pronounced "saw-in" that's not something that's well known. in the movie 'halloween iii: season of the witch" they pronounce it "sam-hain (rhymes w/ pain)" so even smart people don't know this.
Spec 10.03.11	I gotta add this guy.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	All he needs is a intervention and he'll be fine.
Relinquished 10.03.11	hahaha angel
tkxxx7 10.03.11	"so even smart people don't know this"
tkxxx7 10.03.11	he's the one with the truck in his profile pic?
SCREAM! 10.03.11	no
ShadowRemains 10.03.11	i wait for the day he makes a "list = digs" status
omnipanzer 10.03.11	Balls... will you have my baby? we'll just transplant.
FatChickIrl 10.03.11	link plz
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	I must say dressing up and rocking out as Greenman is pretty brutal.
Knave 10.03.11	Grundle.
americanmusicmachine 10.03.11	damn i thought i had it too. well at least i was closer than the makers of halloween iii
climactic 10.03.11	what the fuck happened to his facebook
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	He needs to jam to Good Charlotte's Hold On and find some inner comfort that he's been missing in awhile. Let's all hold a candlelit vigil.
kris. 10.03.11	did hawks get banned or did he just leave from shame
Trebor. 10.03.11	He left in shame
coneren 10.03.11	im talking to him right now
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Clearly, depression is at work. This isn't sputniksuicide.com after all. Let us raise our horn of mead to raise our spirits to raise his melancholy spirits.
kris. 10.03.11	lol took him long enough
omnipanzer 10.03.11	Where the hell is hawks anyway? I'm sure someone said something above but I'm being blown by a surf and don't want to scroll up.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Right now Hawks is being taken over by his alter ego Sawks.
omnipanzer 10.03.11	Does he spew into his Sawks?
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Sawks Rawks his Kawk to an unprecedented scale. It's like Lights fighting her twin in the Ice video but nowhere near as cute.
omnipanzer 10.03.11	hmmmm, interesting I say.
Emim 10.03.11	I had a cat named Sawks, but we pronounced it Socks.
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Dr Hawkso the rock n roll clown he does cocaine...
Maniac! 10.03.11	he deleted me from fb. oh well, guess I should blast some Coldworld m/
MO 10.03.11	wow those are some funny statuses
omnipanzer 10.03.11	"he deleted me from fb. oh well, guess I should blast some Coldworld m/" That is unfortunate... You two were friends weren't you?
sniper 10.03.11	lol hawks is awesome. no wonder you're never on fb graham. thought you deleted me or some shit.
Apollo 10.03.11	I guess I'll be the only one to stand up for Hawks. Leave the dude alone! He's never done anything to harm anyone here. COME BACK HAWKS I LUV U BB
JWT155 10.03.11	Pretty sure he made a few status's BMTH lyrics. He's not that bad though.
sniper 10.03.11	i said he was awesome.
Crysis 10.03.11	fuck no more statuses about how bitches don't know shit and how he wants new random tattoos
Gmork89 10.03.11	"I guess I'll be the only one to stand up for Hawks." I stand up for him as well, wouldn't know a lot of awesome music if it wasn't for him.
omnipanzer 10.03.11	I wasn't bagging on him, just discussing Apollo.
Wolfhorde 10.03.11	He's still alive?
omnipanzer 10.03.11	I liked the little guy but I'm entirely un-familiar with this whole FB status business.
Kimm 10.03.11	I don't have Hawks on Facebook.
Wolfhorde 10.03.11	^ How surprising. One would've never thought about that. And why on earth do FB photos of Sputnikers always make me laugh?
Kimm 10.03.11	Are you making fun of me?
Wolfhorde 10.03.11	I don't know. Do ironic statements count as making fun of someone in Canada?
TheEnigma 10.03.11	We don't have irony in Canada.
SmokingTheClouds 10.03.11	"We don't have irony in Canada." This is true.
Samshine 10.03.11	Also consisting of the weekly Jersey Shore quote, all in all tho, kids a nice guy.
SCREAM! 10.03.11	looks like he unfriended/blocked me for that one status i posted :/
porch 10.03.11	"not saw-in, saw-who-ween actually. like saw and then ween like the end of Halloween but with an H sound in between. sawhween. samhain." there's a couple of different pronunciations depending on whether it's scottish or irish gaelic but i haven't heard it pronounced like that before. sow-inn is the most common one, the first syllable pronounced the same as a female pig
Hyperion1001 10.03.11	"the mass quantities of people i exchanged glances with back in high school would be the first to go." My friends list just went from about 200 to 50 because a got rid of all the highschool people i didnt like.
Gmork89 10.03.11	Mine is all family and about 5 friends.
Ire 10.03.11	he's 18 or 19 but he likes cof so everyone thinks he's like 13
DarkNoctus 10.03.11	he blocked me too! how could anyone block noctus?? :[
coneren 10.03.11	guys he rated stuff on rym today
Hyperion1001 10.03.11	wtf i cant get to his profile why would be block me we were buds
DarkNoctus 10.03.11	i thought we were all friends! :[
Ire 10.03.11	i give hawks a joke 5/5
ShadowRemains 10.03.11	"he's 18 or 19 but he likes cof so everyone thinks he's like 13" these facebook statuses are only enhancing this opinion
Aids 10.03.11	I cant get onto his facebook page i think he de-friended me hahaha
Ire 10.03.11	u all got banned oh wait i did too
pizzamachine 10.03.11	I thought he'd last longer..
AngelofDeath 10.03.11	Too many fucks are being given. Only reason anyone should care is that we may never again get his opinion on fake bitches.
Ire 10.03.11	fake ass bitch sWaG sup guys just got off work
AngelofDeath 10.03.11	list = blackened hip-hop digs
Ire 10.03.11	fuck u zack brokoff im blocking u on fb
ShadowRemains 10.03.11	lol at the varg yu-gi-oh card
Relinquished 10.03.11	fuck u ramy almerie (sp) im blocking u on fb
Scoot 10.03.11	blocked
BallsToTheWall 10.03.11	Holy shit when did this hit 100?
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	Sixteen comments ago.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	HOLY SHIT JANSEN!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND WITH THAT VALUABLE PIECE OF KNOWLEDGE.
Hyperion1001 10.04.11	owned
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	list = rec me skramz
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Funeral Screamo....
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	i kinda feel bad for hawks since every1 is rippin his anus to shreds
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	I personally dont hate the guy, never did but he really needs to "nut up or shut up". Stop bein a faux bro and go back to the nieve COF lovin dude of old.
omnipanzer 10.04.11	"also how old is hawks, everyone is saying shit like 'the little guy' etc, ive never perceived him as a wee one maybe it is handy to facebook the sputnikers." Almost everyone is small to me SP. ;^)
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	yeah ur an ogre fuck thats why
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	He's been sputniking since 2008, dont give a shit how old he is I dont ask anyone on sputnik their age. Thats not what men do.
foreverendeared 10.04.11	I like Hawks.
coneren 10.04.11	we had fun
omnipanzer 10.04.11	not nice... FatfuckIrl
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	im playing broseph
omnipanzer 10.04.11	I know but it still hurt inside.
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	if i bake u a pie will u feel better?
omnipanzer 10.04.11	I'm not falling for that one again.
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	well good then bitch cuz i already ate it lol
FatChickIrl 10.04.11	wow im surprised you actually rememberd that
omnipanzer 10.04.11	Last time I fell asleep half way through my serving and woke up with a bloody ass hole. Not cool.
Yuli 10.04.11	Not to be the guy that goes all "hay u guys r wrong 4 doin this" but continually posting his status from facebook on Sputnik seems really low to me, no matter how retarded what he says is
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	It's sputnik so of course people take it out of hand.
taylormemer 10.04.11	lol how did I miss this.
climactic 10.04.11	well now that hawks blocked me on facebook (reason unknown) i dont feel bad saying that his statuses were some of the most annoying, unintelligent and stupid things ive ever read.....that includes the lil wayne and bring me the horizon lyrics
climactic 10.04.11	brb gotta go take mirror photos of my totes jacked upper body for facebook before i go listen to waka flocka and bm while working my 16/hr job
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Lets set up a web cam and do some some incline pec flys bro.
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	We'll start calling them "pec hawks" and do sets of ten.
climactic 10.04.11	im ready if you provide the metal and supplements necessary to complete such a task
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Assault for preworkout Syntha 6 for post workout in addition to handfuls of sunflower seeds and greek yogurt to further our jacked-ness. Soundtrack is...Pantera and At the Gates. Oh shit.....moving on to the Hawk press and Hawk Squat for lower body development.
ThespianLesbian 10.04.11	Hawks is such a sweet guy, come on guys
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Come on Thespian your being a tad short with us. We're giving our brother, brother like MAN THE FUCK UP treatment to resolve his demons.
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	Balls, I feel like we need to collabo on a list on how to get muscly.
climactic 10.04.11	Gonna do some wide-grip hawk-ups for the lats
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	I agree fully. Along with the notion that we should have a sputnik frat house. Pretty soon me and Pit will be rolling, which is a promising start, then we must gather our arms, traverse and party hard with sutnikers. Bent Over Hawk Rows.
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	Gonna bro-krieg across America.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Damn right. Spreading the word of Brodom on America's ass, getting Crysis, and a few select others will make it an epic journey. We should all take a boat to Norway.
ThespianLesbian 10.04.11	You're cuter than him anyway I love buff guys
climactic 10.04.11	and discovering the forgotten land of pennsylvania, where strange, mystical creatures such as the legendary hawks and seaanemone dwell
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Enshrouded by mits, the servants of the Nazgul lay waste to the barren wasteland in search of good poon tang and liquor.
climactic 10.04.11	in a holy quest across the realm, hawks battles against the nazgul and orcs to destroy the One Ring and kill all the fake bitches who inhabit the land
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Hail to thee.....the Immortals, the truest of the true, shall achieve the greatest glory that burly handsome men such as ourselves are capable of achieving
climactic 10.04.11	A-OOH A-OOH!
Parallels 10.04.11	hawks facebook neg
RobotJesus 10.04.11	So many lulz have been had
omnipanzer 10.04.11	^ yup
DarkNoctus 10.04.11	hawks whyyyy :[ if you read this, i miss you ]:
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	CORPSES ALL HANG HEADLESS AND LIMP BODIES WITH NO SURPRISES ANT THE BLOOD DRAINS DOWN LIKE DEVIL'S RAIN WE BATHE TONIGHT I WANT YOUR SKULLLL I NEEED YOUR SKULLLL I WANT YOUR SKULLLLLLLLLLL DEMON I AM AND FACE I PEEL TO SEE YOUR SKIN TURNED INSIDE OUT GOTTA HAVE YOU ON MY WALL GOTTA HAVE YOU ON MY WALL I WANT YOUR SKULLLL INEEED YOUR SKULLL
MO 10.04.11	You're not worried Hawks'll read this and unfriend you balls?
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Have I talked shit about Hawks in an inappropriate manner? Read my comments man, this is an intervention more than anything else.
SCREAM! 10.04.11	chances are he unfriended him. He seems to have done so with everyone else on here
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	It's that kind of pussy attitude that motivated to make this list. We need to take a bus to Pittsburgh and cheer his ass up with some Steel Reserve, Epic Mealtime and hookers.
AngelofDeath 10.04.11	It's all part of his elaborate joke. He's gonna come back in a few weeks and be like, "I got you good, fuckers!"
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
MO 10.04.11	"Have I talked shit about Hawks in an inappropriate manner? Read my comments man, this is an intervention more than anything else. " Never meant it as you talked shit, I agree he needs to be shown the way. Just knowing the way he reacts to shit, I don't think he'd take posting his facebook statuses for people to rip on in the greatest light is all.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Wasngt aware other than the one in my summary. Regardless, we're grown ass men, we can handle shit.
Apollo 10.04.11	this list is amaazing, I've been laughing for about ten minutes reading the comments COME BACK HAWKS, COME BACK!
MO 10.04.11	"Wasngt aware other than the one in my summary" Fair enough, didn't mean multiple, just the general idea. But yea he should be less butthurt by the peeps here and use his bm ways to assert himself.
Apollo 10.04.11	Dude was way more interesting in his bm phase than his hip hop phase. He's still always been a solid person to me though.
Spec 10.04.11	He doesn't really do any harm to anyone.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Hawks my dear boy Hep is having a midlife crisis, and we are here to help him cope with his bullshit and return him back to the way he was before he got all hood and misogynistic.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Yeah and im apparently the bad guy here. OH THE TREACHEROUS VILLANY.....I AM IAGO.......ALAS!!!TAKE HIM AWAY GUARDS!!!!
BloodSweatandBeers 10.04.11	you're not the bad guy just the messenger of trvth
SCREAM! 10.04.11	you're not the bad guy balls. He used to be really cool on here and on FB but i think after he and his gf broke up is when he started constantly complaining about "fake bitches", "fat bitches", "ugly ass dudes with hot girls", etc. And it really got to the point of it being completely fucking ridiculous
MO 10.04.11	Must've really fucked his head up.
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	Completely right dudes, hence the talks of intervention. All he needs is a good bros night out.
BigHans 10.04.11	did Hawks quit Sputnik again?
alachlahol 10.04.11	so youre going to drive up to pittsburgh and hang out with hawks
BallsToTheWall 10.04.11	I would. If I had the money I would round up and Haitian pack a crew of sputnikers in my Civic and party it up in Pitt, not sure how their strip clubs are compared to South Florida or hookers for that matter but would bro it up Brosa Parks style nonetheless.
SCREAM! 10.04.11	you guys might as well drive all the way up to canada. He'd be old enough for strip clubs up here (i think, i forget if he's 18 or 19)
omnipanzer 10.04.11	I can be in Pitt in like 2.5-3 hours.
BallsToTheWall 10.07.11	Damn dude Im missing old Hawks. Seeing some of his old posts on random elder users pages,might start getting teary eyed soon. Not sure if im kidding or not.
foreverendeared 10.07.11	Luckily, I've been ignorant of the circumstances surrounding "The Downfall of Hawks" as it shall henceforth be known, so I can remember him as he was (and always has been in my eyes).
BallsToTheWall 10.07.11	COME BACK HAWKS 2008 DAMN YOU WOMEN YOU TRULY ARE EVIL BITCHES
FatChickIrl 10.07.11	Dusk.....and Hawk's Embrace
Motiv3 10.07.11	wait what, thats a hawks fb status? wow hahaha.