ZilbelPing: I Hate Cats

ZilbelPing 09.11.11	Fuck.
Trebor. 09.11.11	You have to earn a cat's respect dogs give that shit up for free like a cheap hooker
Slum 09.11.11	cats can be shitty sometimes and dogs can be shitty sometimes, but good dogs and good cats are the best animals
tkxxx7 09.11.11	Trebor knows what's up
IrishJay91 09.11.11	my cats are awesome. fuck you.
AfterTheBreakdown 09.11.11	I agree cats suck.
Hyperion1001 09.11.11	Cats are so much cooler. I cant even see what im typing right now because its kitty time apparently.
Relinquished 09.11.11	I only like one type of cat and it doesn't look like a cat
FrankRedHot 09.11.11	Cats are amazing. All you need is some salt, pepper, and a bit of teriyaki.
Trebor. 09.11.11	It looks like shredded turkey
Hyperion1001 09.11.11	I want a fucking panther that would be the coolest shit ever
jayfatha 09.11.11	Cats aren't that bad
Relinquished 09.11.11	I had a lynx as a pet for one day
FrankRedHot 09.11.11	"I want a fucking panther that would be the coolest shit ever" Fucking panthers are the rarest of the panthers.
Hyperion1001 09.11.11	Exactly, that's why i want a fucking panther.
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	I always have bad experiences with cats. Left some bread outside for a stray cat and it stuck around a whole damn month. Tried to run it off. It scratched me so I kicked it. Then it had babies and they started fighting with each other in my backyard around 2 o'clock every night.
Hyperion1001 09.11.11	lol
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	I know
tkxxx7 09.11.11	Always wanted a puma
Kimm 09.11.11	I want three cats. A small fluffy white one a skinny black one and an orange tabby.
Vesper 09.11.11	My flatmate has two cats, and I like the little, black female, but the fat, mottled tomcat is the worst. He bites you both to get attention and when you pet him, so I gave up and just started spraying the fucker with water every time he waddles anywhere near me.
Trebor. 09.11.11	I agree
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	I'll probably get a cat one day and try again, but for now, I hate them.
Trebor. 09.11.11	I kept waiting for the jokes, but they never came
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	I've watched the first two or three episodes and I liked them. I take it it gets less good as it goes on?
Trebor. 09.11.11	I gave up after 4 or 5 episodes
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	Ah I'll give it a chance.
Trebor. 09.11.11	I heard the original is much better, it has the same guy playing Wilfred too
acorncheese 09.11.11	dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cats
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	Yes acorn. You're awesome
bailar14 09.11.11	bailamos>dogs>cats
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	Ah quieted bailar, eh. No bailo mui bien
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	My iPod corrects mi español. I hate it
bailar14 09.11.11	its okay enrique got what you meant
twlight 09.11.11	there's this fucking cat that sneaks into my house all the time, my roommates will wake up and the cat will just be sitting there staring them down. apparently the cat was owned by the previous owners of our house and he just keeps coming back. now the girls above us are feeding it so i guess we got a free cat.
Uranium 09.11.11	so many hate lists getting bumped right now m/
ZilbelPing 09.11.11	Que bien, Enrique. That sucks twilichty, looks like we're stuck in the same scenario.
thumbcrusher 09.11.11	cats are puuurrfect
xenocide. 09.11.11	I hate people who hate cats
MuhNamesTyler 09.11.11	cats are conservative douche bags
xenocide. 09.11.11	Gonna make the list about music my cats like the most someday.
Dreamflight 09.11.11	"I had a lynx as a pet for one day" Damn, that's like on of my dreams.
KatieKnight 09.11.11	my cat's a metal head
budgie 04.14.20	i honestly don't really like either of these animals
rabidfish 04.14.20	cats don't think of you as property lol stop projecting your relationship with women onto an animal, dude. my cats rule, they are little assassins that like butt scratchs, they're awesome.
ZippaThaRippa 04.14.20	My cat owns. She loves belly rubs and doesn't even try to maul me.
Sinternet 04.14.20	dog people who hate cats only do so because cats won't take their bullshit. they want a subservient animal for them to have power over, rather than an animal who thinks on their own terms. dogs are pretty cute but cats are like the best pet possible.
ArsMoriendi 04.14.20	I'm VERY allergic to cats, so I kinda have to be a dog person But I also prefer dogs anyway Cats are still cool though as long as they don't touch me
rabidfish 04.14.20	"dog people who hate cats only do so because cats won't take their bullshit." yea, everyone i know that hates cats is usually the kind of person that enjoys control a little too much.
Sinternet 04.14.20	lizards are cool, mate has a gecko thats the chillest motherfucker around, used to run up the wall and sleep in his lampshade like a moth
budgie 04.14.20	parrots are best pet
budgie 04.14.20	shut the fuck up
ArsMoriendi 04.14.20	"gonna hoard cats so arsmoriendi never comes to my house" With all of the meth you supposedly deal, you don't need a single cat to keep me away Also: geckos aren't newts or salamanders geckos (and all lizards) are reptiles newts and salamanders aren't lizards (or reptiles) newts and salamanders are amphibians Stay in school
budgie 04.14.20	ur a geek-o
rodrigo90 04.14.20	U don't wanna be me boy. I had 2 potential girlfriends, both of them cat lovers.
Sinternet 04.14.20	by potential girlfriends, you mean random girls who you stalked and they rejected you?
budgie 04.14.20	sin is so funnye
bloodshy 04.14.20	zilbelping hasn't been active since 2015. i bet he likes cats by now.
ArsMoriendi 04.14.20	I'm not sure what they teach in Australia, but in the US, what I said was like 9th-grade bio class level stuff
budgie 04.14.20	i dont remember anything from 9th grade
budgie 04.14.20	i would remember that probably
budgie 04.14.20	what did she get
budgie 04.14.20	australia sounds like a nice place to raise children
bloodshy 04.14.20	Her screams couldn't reach Elmer as his eyes glazed over, hunched in a ball on the floor, being kicked by two of the weak kids in gym class. "Stop!" the gym coach screamed, and tore at the kids, ripping them away. They grinned and chuckled. "We weren't even kicking him that hard! Haha!" one of the kids exclaimed. "That's what he gets for making fun of the girls." Then Elmer got up off the floor. His face was bright red and drool ran down his cheek. The lights then went out in his eyes as rage took over. Elmer leapt onto the smaller kid who had kicked him, and he wailed away at his face. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" the coach exclaimed. She had to pull Elmer off this child now. As soon as she lifted him up, Elmer started stomping his shoe into the kids ear, his head into the linolium. Coach had run out of patience. She slapped Elmer across the face. "What the heckfire is wrong with you, Elmer?!" "What... the fuck do you know?! Anyway? You're just a fat woman with rolls. They're bigger than your boobs, and your boobs are too big," Elmer sobbed out the words as he ran away to the doors of the gym and darted down the hallway.
ArsMoriendi 04.14.20	I wish the mods would stop banning Sach, all it does is make threads confusing and he comes back anyway
bloodshy 04.14.20	now my story sucks
budgie 04.14.20	lol
bloodshy 04.14.20	why do they ban him anyways?
Snake. 04.14.20	i've been a cat person my whole life but my two kitties absolutely hate human interaction so you're basically just a slave to feed them and nothing else