RossWolfe
08.23.11 | only |
Trebor.
08.23.11 | Nobody likes you or your writing
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coneren
08.23.11 | oh shit yeah |
Restrikted
08.23.11 | nah hes a cutie |
Satellite
08.23.11 | reviews (0)
-_- |
Trebor.
08.23.11 | It's MJ dude |
RossWolfe
08.23.11 | yeah it's pretty clear i'm MJ and i wrote reviews for all the albums i listed |
theacademy
08.23.11 | how's life |
americanmusicmachine
08.23.11 | joanna gruesome lol oh man that's pretty damn good. |
Sowing
08.23.11 | oh hey guys mj wants attention again |
alachlahol
08.23.11 | people who dont like this guy are subhuman i didnt mind a website full of hairy dicks |
Electric City
08.23.11 | this gave me a boner |
Satellite
08.23.11 | oh shit mj
probably my favorite autistic |
alachlahol
08.23.11 | all the hipsters like sowingseason hate on mj cause he only listens to indie circa 1765 |
Aids
08.23.11 | man you are obsessed with getting that thing featured hey? it's going to make it even funnier when it doesn't get featured and some hyperbolic staff review does instead. |
americanmusicmachine
08.23.11 | i think mj should review that khayembii communique album and never review a screamo/emo album ever again. cuz really that album alone is enough to condemn the entire genre. but anyway i look forward to the ctts review i guess y'know the comment section will at least be fun.
also i'm opretty sure khayembii means zombie in brazillion so the bands name is actually zombie communique which is a fucking cool name. |
danielito19
08.23.11 | i wish you weren't the worst human being ever because your sense of humor is pretty great[2]
His reviews as Rembrandt were some of the funniest things I've ever read. However, as MichaelJordan, he seems to ride the counterhype train as far as he can just to seem like the coolest, most elite. Because, obviously, writing a "geometric proof" as a review is the smartest thing ever. /sarcasm |
Apollo
08.23.11 | this aint mj |
RossWolfe
08.23.11 | Apollo> actually it is
danielito19> the Rembrandt and MJ personas can be considered two different approaches to humor and to music, as well as two experiments in meta-trollery. the secret to both of them, however, is that they were totally serious, totally sincere |
North0House2
08.23.11 | This list gave me gas. |
Inveigh
08.23.11 | I didn't think you were Rembrandt too
although if someone accused me of being him I'd probably take credit |
Inveigh
08.23.11 | also, lol @ this from Rembrandt's Brand New review:
"I was 15. A sexually frustrated virgin. Awkward around the opposite sex and proficient only in the dark art of masturbation. One time I even fapped to that TV show Diagnosis: Murder. Then I met Anna. Shy, like me, but with a cute smile that caught my eye one day at the local Starbucks . We started talking and eventually went out on a date. She didn’t have any friends or prior sexual experience so it didn’t really matter if I screwed up or not. Then there was the bad facial scarring from a car accident dating back to her childhood, but again, it didn’t matter to me. The experience of having sex with her while listening closely to Limousine’s lyrics and fantasising that I was the driver who caused her injuries gave me a thrill that mere words cannot describe effectively, so I will now end this paragraph, on a run on sentence."
combined with this:
"the Rembrandt and MJ personas can be considered two different approaches to humor and to music, as well as two experiments in meta-trollery. the secret to both of them, however, is that they were totally serious, totally sincere" |
BigHans
08.23.11 | gonna be awesome |
MO
08.23.11 | I support this. |
Apollo
08.23.11 | "Apollo> actually it is"
In that case, I'm looking forward to it |
BigHans
08.23.11 | when did the MJ CTTS review get taken down? Last time I looked it was up. Shame, best review in Sputnik history. |
theacademy
08.23.11 | i could give half a shit about a new CTTS. Everyone knows that MJ's greater purpose in that review was algorithm cracking. He'd need to rip into the Beatles or maybe more radiohead or master of penis for me to get behind all this self-celebration. |
Trebor.
08.23.11 | couldn't
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BigHans
08.23.11 | Acad dude youre so gay man but only when it comes to Metallica Radiohead and the Beatles its almost like you were dropped when you were born on that portion of your brain cause other areas you're cool but in that one youre dumb dood for real Im mean Christ |
theacademy
08.23.11 | no... i just took a whole one, but your mom ate the first half. |
BigHans
08.23.11 | dude |
theacademy
08.23.11 | im gonna see metallica @ the big four show what u think they'll play?
prob a lotta GIMME FUE GIMME FYA |
BigHans
08.23.11 | Im sure they're probably closing, being they are the best band in history and all. |
theacademy
08.23.11 | obviously they're closing it's at yankee stadium and they're the metal band of choice for drs and lawyers everywhere (the only ones who can afford the tickets) |
BigHans
08.23.11 | then how can you afford it man you must have a rich dad who jams the Black album hard |
theacademy
08.23.11 | lol no my dad likes super gay shit like abbey road and sticky fingers |
BigHans
08.23.11 | the five album string of Kill Em All - Black is only rivaled in history by Beggars Banquet - Goats Head Soup. K maybe Rubber Soul - Abbey Road. Actually yeah for sure. Best bands ever. |
theacademy
08.23.11 | illusion - beggars
s/t - americana
killing - youthan (a sixer!) |
BigHans
08.23.11 | Offspring rule hard I'll give you that. |
RossWolfe
08.23.11 | yeah I may take on other bands at some point but this review is my destiny
I will take a pause from writing my magnificent thesis ( http://rosswolfe.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/ross-wolfe-the-graveyard-of-utopia-soviet-urbanism-and-the-fate-of-the-international-avant-garde7.pdf ) to write the review tonight |
danielito19
08.23.11 | what's this thesis for? |
MO
08.23.11 | wright's views on capitalism were so perfect, especially for that time |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | Shameless self promotion is shameless.
"people who dont like this guy are subhuman"
That's a little harsh.
when did the MJ CTTS review get taken down? Last time I looked it was up. Shame, best review in Sputnik history. [2] |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | Is that the pic of Eric everyone has been talking about? |
theacademy
08.23.11 | no thats MJ in the seinfeld diner |
omnipanzer
08.23.11 | Thank you acad |
theacademy
08.24.11 | np comment too short |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | space bar |
theacademy
08.24.11 | im racist against the space bar |
Trebor.
08.24.11 | So that's the Kramer portrait in the background |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | reasonable, they got this whole superiority complex going on |
RossWolfe
08.25.11 | about halfway finished |
Activista anti-MTV
08.25.11 | love this |
omnipanzer
08.25.11 | Be Patient Skrapasor |
Activista anti-MTV
08.25.11 | SPUTNIK MUST FEATURE MY REVIEW OF THE NEW CTtS ALBUM. [3] |
