Emim
08.22.11 | Discuss. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Girls/women were put in this world just to drain the lifeforce from us males. |
ShadowRemains
08.22.11 | wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women... |
Trebor.
08.22.11 | Men who never get married live 5 years longer on average |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | "wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women..."
This would explain all of my recent health problems |
pmmets07
08.22.11 | undoubtedly. they all are if you spend enough time with them. even if they seem okay at first. |
Emim
08.22.11 | Why do men usually die before their wives?
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO. |
Emim
08.22.11 | Don't get me wrong; I love her to death, but she drives me crazy. |
Apollo
08.22.11 | "wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women..."
Truth |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Yah, and the longer you know them the more the crazy tends to seep out. You tell me you know a woman that isn't crazy and I'll tell you that you don't know her as well as you think you do. |
Emim
08.22.11 | The kicker is that she's the least mental in her family. |
TheArkitecht
08.22.11 | Completely agree, they're born to spread insanity. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | At least you didn't meet your girl in the psych ward of Ft. Lauderdale hospital. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "The kicker is that she's the least mental in her family."
my many ex's leads me to say, the question is whether or not you are the right guy for her particular brand of crazy. If you are then that is all that matters. |
Emim
08.22.11 | I make her substantially less crazy. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | I'm crazy. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Mother
Tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
To wear that ball and chain
Sounds like the songwriter for the Animals shared our sentiments. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | And yes, you are crazy, Kimm. |
thunder15
08.22.11 | what did she do to you brah |
Voivod
08.22.11 | Girls/women were put in this world just to drain the lifeforce from us males [2]
most def |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | The only thing that comes from being with a crazy woman is the crazy sex, and sometimes that's just enough. |
Trebor.
08.22.11 | michele bachmann has those crazy eyes
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Emim
08.22.11 | YOU CRAZY BITCH |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | YOU FUCK SO GOOD I'M ON TOP OF IT!!! |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Sometimes the size of the bag-o-crazy is directly proportionate to craziness in bed but sometimes not so much. |
Emim
08.22.11 | Anywho, recs? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | Give up women and go gay. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | or make sure you find the right crazy in life to crazy in bed ratio. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I recommend my idea strongly. It worked for Omni. |
Acanthus
08.22.11 | If you're a bit crazy and so is she I could see things working ok for the most part. |
Apollo
08.22.11 | My woman is significantly less crazy than many of my buddies wives, but she has those moments when I just want to strangle her. My first year of marriage, I asked myself on a weekly basis: 'why the fuck did I get married'
Now I only ask myself that question maybe once a month. The longer you are with a woman, the better certain things get (i.e getting along, sharing chores, more comfortable) but something gets progressively worse (i.e she will get fatter, tits will get saggier and the sex isn't nearly as good or hot as it used to be).
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omnipanzer
08.22.11 | But it's a hard life so I'm rec an alternative. At least he won't get beat up walking out of the The Stud thinking he's about to get blown. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I prefer my local Cubby Hole. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Is that code for your anal? |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | No, it's the name of the gay bar.... I mean, the straight bar I used to frequent, because it was a straight bar, not a gay bar. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | have any kids Apollo? |
bloc
08.22.11 | Is funny because list is full of crazy bands. |
Emim
08.22.11 | bloc gets it! |
PistolPete
08.22.11 | Girls/women were put in this world just to drain the lifeforce from us males. [2]
except hot lesbians, they drain us of something else. |
Emim
08.29.11 | bandwidth |
ZippaThaRippa
08.29.11 | I love you for 4 you motherfucker. Maybe women make you live shorter but I wouldn't want to live long without em. |
PistolPete
08.29.11 | "my many ex's leads me to say, the question is whether or not you are the right guy for her particular brand of crazy. If you are then that is all that matters."
Can we all just abide by this rule from now on? This is better advice than anything you will ever read in a book. |
Emim
08.29.11 | "I wouldn't want to live long without em."
Awh :'D |
ZippaThaRippa
08.29.11 | :) |
