Paradiso
08.21.11 | and how did that happen exactly? |
Hyperion1001
08.21.11 | "I'm stupid and manage to fling my laptop into my pool."
What? |
808muzik
08.21.11 | I'm clumsy as shit. |
coneren
08.21.11 | AND POSSIBLY AN ERECTION |
Neurisis of Luna
08.21.11 | that's your fault then
not the elements |
Restrikted
08.21.11 | hey look it's coneren |
MountainDewMe
08.21.11 | Sorry to hear that. |
OrangeHologram
08.21.11 | portugal. the man |
Obfuscation24
08.21.11 | that 808 bump
make yo put yo handssss up
make you put yo hands up |
manicmonkey
08.22.11 | I don't enjoy the taste of water |
toxin.
08.22.11 | Dude that sucks, but how do you just fling your laptop into water |
wyankeif1337
08.22.11 | Do you like the way the water tastes?
Like gunfire, you knew that it was never safe
Take one more 'cause it's coming 'round...
'round the water
BEEWAAARE THE WATER |
808muzik
08.22.11 | Was walking by the pool with my comp, and it just slipped out off my hand and flung into the pool. I just stared at it at the bottom like "fuck". |
psykonaut
08.22.11 | water is essential to life you cocksucker fuck your laptop |
iFghtffyrdmns
08.22.11 | YEAH
FUCK THAT WATER FOR BEING SO FUCKING WET N SHIT |
Spec
08.22.11 | I like water, it keeps me alive..
Actually yeah, fuck water. |
theashesfromautumn01
08.22.11 | fish fuck in it |
Scoot
08.22.11 | "Was walking by the pool with my comp"
lol |
telebyrd
08.22.11 | you deserved it. |
CatfishSoup
08.22.11 | Leave water alone you prick |
clercqie
08.22.11 | The Beatles - Yellow Submarine |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Dual Core - Next Level |
Kimm
08.22.11 | My sister went waterskiing on Saturday.
Apparently her phone didn't like that. |
Jozh
08.22.11 | Oh. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Every year I go to Florida and every year my first time in the pool I forget to take out my brand new pack of cigarettes... total bummer. |
clercqie
08.22.11 | You keep your cigs in your swimming pants? |
Jozh
08.22.11 | Smokers are jokers, man. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | That sucks, wet cigarettes are the worst. Or when you're down to the last one and it breaks. |
loveisamixtape
08.22.11 | or you just don't fucking have any |
loveisamixtape
08.22.11 | that's the worst |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "You keep your cigs in your swimming pants?"
Yah when I'm carrying my stuff down to the pool.
alcoholic beverage - Check
Towel - Check
Bag-o-shit for my family -Check
e-reader - check
cigs and lighter in pocket - check
everyone set? - cool, jump in pool - SHIT! |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | @ Jozh - I'm just a bad person... don't follow my example. |
Jozh
08.22.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87LyzUXFARE
Don't let that be you. |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | i dont smoke cigarettes im not some sort of tool |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I going to guess that it's some bull shit about a smoker in bad shape that i've already seen a million times so I'm just gonna pass broski. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "i dont smoke cigarettes im not some sort of tool"
No you are a very precise tool. |
Jozh
08.22.11 | It's a black man dying of emphysema. |
clercqie
08.22.11 | "Yah when I'm carrying my stuff down to the pool.
alcoholic beverage - Check
Towel - Check
Bag-o-shit for my family -Check
e-reader - check
cigs and lighter in pocket - check
everyone set? - cool, jump in pool - SHIT!"
I can see the image now :p |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | "I can see the image now :p"
Every fucking year man... at least they are like $2 cheaper a pack down there. That soothes a little of the burn.
"It's a black man dying of emphysema."
Like I said. |
clercqie
08.22.11 | lol |
Xplisit
08.22.11 | No you are a very precise tool."
shut up you malignant bastard |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Hold on while I smoke some drugs and think of an insulting response. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Do you have kids omni? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Yup 1 + 1 otw |
Kimm
08.22.11 | I hope you don't smoke around them.
Is number 2 arriving soon?? So exciting!!! |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Double post :( |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | No I smoke outside.
No not soon enough, I may kill my wife before it can get here. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Haha that's awful!
Maybe YOU should try being pregnant huh? Did you ever think of that? |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | I'm pretty sure I could handle pregnancy and still be sane. I'm not saying I would be comfortable or enjoy it but I'd be sane... I believe. |
Counterfeit
08.22.11 | "That sucks, wet cigarettes are the worst. Or when you're down to the last one and it breaks."
LUCKY STRIKE TIME
lol |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | STOP TALKING ABOUT STOGIES! |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | Fags or butts please. Stogies are a type of cigar. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | I miss the days when I could lay on my back and suck on a fag. |
Kimm
08.22.11 | Why is it that when I leave the conversation turns to shit.
It used to be the other way around. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | That's because I'm not here to stimulate their minds all of the time, Kimm. |
omnipanzer
08.22.11 | With ALL due respect it's not the mind you stimulate sir. |
FrankRedHot
08.22.11 | The mind's only part of it, omni. |