ZilbelPing
08.07.11 | |
Hyperion1001
08.07.11 | Blast 6 while you fuck. |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Grave Ritual would be more appropriate... Or Skeletal Spectre they got a burly female vocalist who can sing and scream. |
Electric City
08.07.11 | |
Ovrot
08.07.11 | holy fuck list rules
also
am i invited to the wedding? |
Relinquished
08.07.11 | dude I don't think you could handle it |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Dude if I can handle my mom getting up all in my shit everytime I post on facebook I can handle anything the world has to offer me. FUCKIN M/............Rock n roll till you drop..... |
coneren
08.07.11 | congrats |
Restrikted
08.07.11 | I better be invited or i'm taking a dump in your toilet and won't flush it. I win |
Relinquished
08.07.11 | it's not the same bro
it's not the same... |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Don't you bro me bro.....All I need in life is a good guitar solo and some quality spending time at the Bed Bath And Beyond.
Nobodys not invited.... |
Josh D.
08.07.11 | Colorful list. |
Slum
08.07.11 | no sex before marriage |
Josh D.
08.07.11 | No marriage before sex. |
someguest
08.07.11 | you mean no sex after marriage |
Josh D.
08.07.11 | Or just no marriage. |
Relinquished
08.07.11 | GO BACK TO YOUR LOLITA GOTH PORN AND EVERYTHING WILL BE RIGHT AGAIN |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Wont be a problem Slum or Josh just keep me from being alone with a computer. Or a magazine with a woman in it. |
Slum
08.07.11 | i'll keep you company, big boy |
Kimm
08.07.11 | If we're going to get married, you better start spelling my name with two 'm's. |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Sure thing sweetheart. But I will warn you I cant spell very well. |
Kimm
08.07.11 | Well you can start by editing your list title.
Thanks babe. |
Ovrot
08.07.11 | sorry balls i want kimm |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | How do you spell m? |
Josh D.
08.07.11 | Her name only has one "m", ask your sister in law. |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | I'll ask her when the three of us are enjoying some faux fine cuisine at Olive Garden tomorrow. |
someguest
08.07.11 | Lol. |
Kimm
08.07.11 | "Her name only has one "m", ask your sister in law."
lol Josh ilu
Babe, 'm' is spelled 'm'. Don't worry, I'm a great speller. I surprised a bus load of teenagers by correctly spelling the word "arrogance" when I was in third grade. We will make up for each other's short-comings! |
someguest
08.07.11 | You both cover the social and emotional aspects of life so well together. |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | I nearly won a spelling bee in 4th grade but after that I went face to face with rock n roll and since that day all I know how to do is ROCK!!!!! My rocking abilities will translate well into financial and personal success. |
Josh D.
08.07.11 | "We will make up for each other's short-comings"
Comings, eh? |
Kimm
08.07.11 | If I don't see a title change soon the wedding is off Honey. You're starting to irritate me. |
BallsToTheWall
08.07.11 | Yes dear. Would you like a personalized toe rub and a rose petal salt water bath? |
coneren
08.08.11 | what do you guys want me to buy you |
jayfatha
08.08.11 | *whip crack* |
Kimm
08.08.11 | No thank you darling, but a back rub would be fantastic.
I appreciate you. |
Masochist
08.08.11 | "Well you can start by editing your list title."
You can follow up by changing your username to 'ToTheWall'. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Sass by Mas. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | why Mas? Also you can be our wedding singer. Your smooth, soulful voice will do wonders.
You got it babe. |
Poet
08.08.11 | Totally need to make me best man. |
Josh D.
08.08.11 | I'd just be the guy that takes too much of an advantage of the open bar. Me and Officer Pencil will probs take our clothes off at one point. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Banion = Maid of honor. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Josh, you and Spec will be our flower girls. |
coneren
08.08.11 | oh im actually invited then josh? or am i your date |
Josh D.
08.08.11 | We can play it aloof, see where it goes. |
coneren
08.08.11 | i hope its an open bar or else im not buying you anything |
Josh D.
08.08.11 | Totally. |
Relinquished
08.08.11 | "I appreciate you."
*lies* |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | I shall choose my wingmen. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DmtmmFEVo |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Haha I've seen that. Totally something that would happen at my wedding, except it would be my fault.
Today I tore the back light off someone's car in the church parking lot. |
Trebor.
08.08.11 | I'm married to the law |
Josh D.
08.08.11 | See, bad things happen at church, even outside priests raping. |
Ovrot
08.08.11 | someone say something? |
Kimm
08.08.11 | I turned too sharp when I parked and then I was backing out to readjust and my side mirror caught his tail light.
Then I cried and an old lady gave me a hug and told me not to worry too much. |
jayfatha
08.08.11 | fuckin lol |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | More proof women shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | I'm totally new to the church too, this is only my second week. I left my name and number on their dash with a little note explaining what happened bit they haven't called yet. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Double post. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | In the parking garage of my work I bumped into a car and sped off.
We have so much in common.....OMG we're a match made in heaven. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | You just left!? Did you damage the car? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Truthfully.....yes and yes. |
taxidermist
08.08.11 | Punish him...awww yeah. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tfx_a4FfcA&feature=related |
KILL
08.08.11 | dude can i be best man kimm shouldnt have a prob |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | KILL, you and Sonic are my best men. Playlist will consist of Masochist singing Rush and Iron Maiden songs all day and night. |
Ovrot
08.08.11 | can i be the priest? |
Kimm
08.08.11 | No. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | I dont know but maybe if your good looking you can join Seaanenome, Qwe and Rasputins job will be to just stand there, be their sexy selves and cleanup the maiden aisle...at least Qwe and Rasputin. If not you can be the caterer. |
JWT155
08.08.11 | I want to be the ring bearer. |
Ovrot
08.08.11 | can i hold the battlements? |
JWT155
08.08.11 | And I want to organize the bachelor party/ball's final evening as a heathen. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Sea isn't nice to me, I don't want him at our wedding unless he apologizes for his harsh words and tells me that I'm really a beautiful person.
Samshine and balcaen will be my other bridesmaids and I would like Omni to officiate. |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | Can I be the one guy who gets plastered and makes an ass of himself? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | There's generally more than 1 of those guys forever, shoot for the moon. Rats, well, I must have a stern talk with Eric. Jwt you can take part in the planning as well as pay for all the finances this wedding will cost. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | There will be more than one I'm sure. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | We shall we slowdance to? |
Ovrot
08.08.11 | dammit kimm and balls are like sisters to me
i want to help |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | You and JWT who I guess I am now getting along with after that pink polo fiasco, can organize the reception. Offer your condolences to the bride and groom, grope a bridesmaid, do whatever you want. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Shania Twain - From This Moment On
Ovrot you can give the first toast. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Swell choice .Everyone who comes will be forced to be able to dance along to and sing to Big Tiem Rush. Also The Cranberries will in the playlist. The ceremony will take place in the woods by the lake with Enya singing he most popular songs live. |
astrel
08.08.11 | You are just marrying her because she is one of the Millionaires. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | How dare you Astrel. You've been here since before my grand entrance....how could you lay such blasphemous banter? |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Balls is marrying me because he loves me and just for that comment, you are not invited to our wedding. |
astrel
08.08.11 | Well at least now I know who wears the pants in this relationship. That's right, death metal. Have a tr00ly br00tal wedding. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Oh it will be brootal... |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Balls where do you live? |
Relinquished
08.08.11 | getting married and you don't even know? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | The frostbitten landscape that is Florida. |
WashboardSuds
08.08.11 | can I be the |
Kimm
08.08.11 | Ahhhh!!!! I want to go to Florida so bad.
One day I will go to Florida and meet you, Pit and acorncheese. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Do it, embrace the sun and clear skies, it shall be our perfect honeymoon. The only people i've met in Florida are Dnor who's cool. Hanson sold me out yo. |
iFghtffyrdmns
08.08.11 | i'll keep you in my prayers |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | You live way down in southern Florida right? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Yeah. |
coneren
08.08.11 | THATS JUST A FUN TIME |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | Cool, I went to Destin last month. It was alright. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Never been there. Probaly north of me.Im just south of Ft Lauderdale and just north of Miami. |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | Yeah Destine is pretty far north. I have a friend who lives in Miami and he loves it. I think all the Cuban music would drive me crazy. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | ALOT OF TRANNYS THERE TOO. |
astrel
08.08.11 | I might be moving to a place called Marathon in Florida pretty soon. Any opinions on what it is like there? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Never been there, wheres it at? North and south. |
astrel
08.08.11 | It is part of the Florida Keys. |
astrel
08.08.11 | so pretty far south I guess. |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | I'm okay with the trannys, they are funny looking. |
omnipanzer
08.08.11 | Gratz you two.
I'll get you that third edition Christian to Cthulhu dictionary you've been wanting Balls. |
foreverendeared
08.08.11 | lol |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | OOOHHH THANK YOU...YOUR SUCH A DOLLFACE OMNI. |
R6Rider
08.08.11 | looks like things are lookin' up, ey balls? |
Ovrot
08.08.11 | i just flashed everyone on tinychat |
Kimm
08.08.11 | I will be such a good wife and mother. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | I know you will be sweet pea your the most caring and wonderful chika on the planet. |
Kimm
08.08.11 | I already have names picked out though so you have to be okay with that.
I guess if we have a boy I might be willing to compromise. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | I was hoping for a gaelic surname. |
someguest
08.08.11 | More proof women shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. [2] |
AngelofDeath
08.08.11 | Damn, I missed this. Congrats you two scoundrels. |
Hawks
08.08.11 | Fuck yes Acid Witch and Hooded Menace list automatically slays. |
Spec
08.08.11 | The fuck is this. |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Whats it look like Spec? Got beef? |
AngelofDeath
08.08.11 | So do the groomsmen get to wear viking attire? 'Cause if so, I'm totally in. |
Masochist
08.08.11 | "Never been there. Probaly north of me.Im just south of Ft Lauderdale and just north of Miami."
HOLLYWOOD |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Of course dude.....of course...
MASOCHIST FUCKING SPOT ON |
Kimm
08.08.11 | What's the problem Steve? You and Josh get to be flower girls! |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FILLED WITH JOYOUS EMOTION .......IT COULD BE THE BEER.....OH WAIT A MINUTE...
|
Poet
08.08.11 | Fuck if the groomsmen are wearing viking outfits (which since I'm already one I would be in normal
clothing), I really need to be part of this wedding. Plus Manowar needs to be hired to play a live 36
hour show so this would be the longest wedding EVER and have the best music too!!! |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | mASOCHIST IS SINGING mANOWAR COVER SONGS BRO. |
Poet
08.08.11 | This wedding NEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS Manowar in person though. |
kangaroopoo
08.08.11 | BallsToTheChain |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | We all saw it coming. Overly gruff exterior.....warm and gooey inner core. |
Aids
08.08.11 | dude Balls I dunno man she likes to run over helpless rabbits just for fun. I mean I know you're metal and all but Kimm is just like, another level of br00tal. Splattering rabbit brains all over the road while blasting Misery Signals, Kimm dun give a FUCK |
Relinquished
08.08.11 | well I forgiver her for that because she was listening to Misery Signals |
omnipanzer
08.08.11 | "Whats it look like Spec? Got beef?"
Just jealous, you know how he feels about Kimm.
"I was hoping for a gaelic surname."
"So do the groomsmen get to wear viking attire? 'Cause if so, I'm totally in."
I already have full dress attire including my clan appropriate kilt is that cool? |
BallsToTheWall
08.08.11 | Kilts are required but at the reception all clothing will be outlawed. Full nudity is mandatory. |
omnipanzer
08.08.11 | That will be your problem not mine, I've got old balls. |
Emim
08.08.11 | I read up until Olive Garden was mentioned. Then I got hungry.
brb |
Banion
08.08.11 | I was about to dibbs maid of honor then I saw "Banion = Maid of honor." fuck yeah.
|
BallsToTheWall
08.09.11 | We can have microwaved chicken Parmesan for lunch. Olive Garden has great soup I will say, great soup, great coffee, and great desert. |
Kimm
08.09.11 | "dude Balls I dunno man she likes to run over helpless rabbits just for fun. I mean I know you're metal and all but Kimm is just like, another level of br00tal. Splattering rabbit brains all over the road while blasting Misery Signals, Kimm dun give a FUCK"
That was an accident! And I don't think we had Mis Sigs on at that point...it was Moneen. I think. |
someguest
08.09.11 | man i had no idea acorncheese would get his panties in a bunch over a sputbro comment |
Kimm
08.09.11 | ...I don't see any comments by acorncheese. |
someguest
08.09.11 | yeah because he deleted it after I made a comment lol |
BallsToTheWall
08.09.11 | Hows he gonna hold up at the reception? Sigh....he's gonna be that guy. Wear a bulletproof vest under your dress sweetie. |
FearThyEvil
08.09.11 | If she see's the toilet seat down shit is going down. |
Kimm
08.09.11 | I don't care if the seat is up. He needs it down, I need it up...why should my hubby have to cater to all of my needs?
Just don't pee on it and we're good. |
Kimm
08.09.11 | Oh yeah and in light of that, I think you meant "up", not "down". |
FearThyEvil
08.09.11 | Yeah I meant up lol. |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Bumped. |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | Balls > Royal
|
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Agreed. They never unbanned me, that and I've always been to lazy to ask to be unbanned. #SOML I have to log onto that account and make one inglorious sputnik last stand before I die. |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | Trve, Balls must rise once more. |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | maybe i can get u unbanned again |
YakNips
08.15.14 | great bump |
ShadowRemains
08.15.14 | whatever happened to kimm anyway?
did she get run off by all of the creeps? |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Beats me. War Machine is still on the run I believe. If he tries to go after Kimm I'l punch his head clean off. |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | so Royal you are BTTW? |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Pretty much. |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | Andcas happened. |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | i was actually here during andcas' time, didn't really comment until after he left though |
NordicMindset
08.15.14 | Who's KimM? |
ShadowRemains
08.15.14 | lol |
NordicMindset
08.15.14 | before my time? |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Were you guys here when I made that fake Andcas arrested news article? |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | lol yeah good times |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | heard about it a ton, what month was it? |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Beats me. I lost track of the stupid shit I've pulled here over the past 7 years. |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | i probably wasn't here to see it, but it gets brought up every now and then obviously |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | it was february, andcas bitched out and quit, balls got demoted and banned arhd |
ExplosiveOranges
08.15.14 | What about rasputin? |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | heard andcas quit because of balls getting demoted |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | young noobies come one and all and let's tell the stories of sputnik
once upon the time the end |
ShadowRemains
08.15.14 | "Were you guys here when I made that fake Andcas arrested news article?"
that was legendary |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | tell me a story |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Making a news article of a topless picture of Winds of Plague's keyboardist and posting the link of it.. Great thing is, it was approved. |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | back when mods had balls....that go to the wall |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Back when sputnik was edgy and the userbase was full of young, distinctive upstarts. |
SeedsofNone
08.15.14 | sounds like hell |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Animal House 0.5 |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | yes animal house perfect analogy |
BMDrummer
08.15.14 | let's create it again, rebuild |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | nah the damage's been done it's too late to reinstitutionalize |
Anthracks
08.15.14 | dreadful pleasures is sick |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Crush and rebel. destroy and organize.
-A Life Once Lost #neverforget |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | time to make good lists at rapid rates and continue being elitists while not giving a fuck |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | #scorpiondeathdrop |
Relinquished
08.15.14 | gonna go goldust and #thefinalcut |
RoyalImperialGuard
08.15.14 | Now I'm craving some taco bell. |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
08.15.14 | kimm was awful omg |
