BallsToTheWall: My Car Is Going To Blow Up On Me

Skweetis 08.04.11	Show Betsy the pimp hand.
Wolfhorde 08.04.11	Well, the good thing: unless someone wants you to blow up, you won't. Tbh I'm not a big fan of most modern cars. @andcas: Dude, REAL men give their cars names. A pal of mine owns an old Camaro and he called her Shotgun.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Yes and no. I never gave my car a true christening but I name my car yes. But today I will.....she needs a singular identity if she is to suffer a tragic demise. (Throws holy water on hood) After watching Kill The Irishman Im pretty much freaked out by car bombs.
Powerban 08.04.11	never pictured you to drive a civic man. this changes everything.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	A Prias or a Pinto would have been more fitting amiright?
Powerban 08.04.11	more fitting for my joke, yeah. civics are pretty decent cars though.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	I mean when I drive my steering wheel has quite a bit of tension and feel unsettled, a far cry from my say a week ago which drove like a pretty bird. The element of suspense keeps driving interesting though although potentially fatal.
wyankeif1337 08.04.11	try playing Manowar really loudly through its speakers. if the car is as metal as you are it should heal it, but if it's unworthy it will explode and you will die.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Good idea but really If im going out with a bang ala Ryan Dunn it will be to Frank's My Way.
pizzamachine 08.04.11	Why don't you drive it to the car trashers? You'd even get money for it.
omnipanzer 08.04.11	Exert your dominance and surprise sex it up the tail pipe, that'll bring her in line quick.
Wolfhorde 08.04.11	Idk but I always pictured you'd drive something old like an Impala or a Mustang. Or a pickup. I'm definitely gonna get one of those old cars one day.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Gonna drive something manlier in the future when I have money and more knowledge.
Wolfhorde 08.04.11	I'm pretty confident I'll have a good money situation when I'm done with school and scholarship. And I might relocate to Long Island.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Hmmm... I plan on retiring anywhere which has an enclosed, natural environment free of ignorant religious folk/idiots/crackheads and over commercialization. The simpler, the less modern the better.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	I was reading this article today about the last persecuted gay to be in the concentration camps and reading all these comments from these so called "true Christians" posting the most irresponsible, inhumane, elitist shit i've ever heard. Before I go I want to smack down some of thse heretics Satan style.
Wolfhorde 08.04.11	Do you have a link? I'd like to read that, too. Well, the Hamptons seem pretty much up my alley though being expensive - but that's also where my favourite uncle lived and the weather there's supposed to be good and it seems like a chill place. But I'll definitely go somewhere with more sun. Winter always fucks up my circadian rhythm.
North0House2 08.04.11	Hook 'er up with some donut tires, show her who's boss.
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Lost the link but if I can find it later i'll link it
Acanthus 08.04.11	Hey my buddies truck is named Betsy...
BallsToTheWall 08.04.11	Such an underrated name.
Acanthus 08.04.11	It is indeed. His truck was Betsy and his 360 was Bertha, and of the two Bertha had far more of a temper.
DeafMetal 08.05.11	zorn m/
Eulogize 08.05.11	Your car is deprived of teh junz.
foreverendeared 08.05.11	DUUUUUUDE why does everybody name their car Betsy? Fuck, well I named mine Betsy when I got it in the summer of '05 so who named theirs first?
FrankRedHot 08.05.11	WHo in the fuck names their car besides 16 year old girls?
foreverendeared 08.05.11	My truck before Betsy was named Herman aka White Thunder, he was the shit.
foreverendeared 08.05.11	Real men, Pit, real men.
Sanders 08.05.11	Just paid £400 to have my '97 Astra fixed up and MOT'd. Not bad for a 14 year old car, but it nearly killed me before I got it sorted, so swings and roundabouts. If I were to name mine it'd be something along the lines of "Fuckyouyoupieceofoverheatingrustyshit"