My Sophmoric Humor
Shit thats highly amusing to me. |
| 1 |  | Stephen Lynch
The Craig Machine
CRAIG CHRIST - Honestly I could probably put 10 Lynch songs on here but this is my fave. Choice lyric: When Jesus is prayin fuckin Craig is layin every woman in the testament you know what Im sayin IM FUCKING CRAIG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJYWZ6GTN2g |
| 2 |  | Adam Sandler
They're All Gonna Laugh At You
AT A MEDIUM PACE: k I was 14 the first time I heard this and I pretty much pissed myself. Its almost as funny to this day. Probably the best power ballad ever. Choice Lyric: "talk about your old boyfriends dick and how big it was, now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU |
| 3 | | Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Now You're A Man (Orgazmo Theme)
Southpark dudes make a movie, probably the best movie ever. Theme song. Choice lyric: "what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause shes got big titties? Or is the way, he fights every day? Nah its probably the titties." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw |
| 4 |  | Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band
Hulk Rules
Speechless, just listen to it. If its not funny, you're dead. OH LOOK AT THAT NEW VEIN IN MY TRICEP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKvHNCFhoY |
| 5 |  | Macho Man Randy Savage
Be a Man
BE A MAN. just, well, fucking LOL. RIP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k |
| 6 |  | David Hasselhoff
Night Rocker
JUMP IN MY CAR - Its so bad, yet so fucking catchy. No dirty lyrics, its just ironically enjoyable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4&ob=av2e |
| 7 |  | David Allan Coe
Rides Again
THREE BIGGEST LIES - old school country singer made an album called 18 X Rated Hits that is the dirtiest, most awesome, most offensive thing ever. Choice Lyric: I said this will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that Ill never try to come in your mouthhhhhhhhh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEmghSrOig |
| 8 |  | Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko
THE NEDEN GAME: Ok ICP sucks, but this is probably the best song ever, at least by them. Choice lyric: First Ill walk up to the bar, and tell you I cant believe how fucking FAT you are." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDx470DPAaQ |
| 9 |  | Steel Panther
Feel the Steel
STRIPPER GIRL - I could probably pick any song off this album, but this is probably my fave. Best song Poison never wrote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LCNm-GALN0 |
| 10 |  | Soundtrack
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut OS
Uncle Fucker: If you havent already heard this I dont know what to say but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qDrv4OmWQ&feature=related |
| 11 | | Weird Al Yankovic
ONE MORE MINUTE - probably only song on here that isnt riddled with cuss words. Doo-wap breakup song, by far his best. Choice lyric: ID RATHER RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY RIBCAGE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THROW IT ON THE FLOOR AND STOMP ON IT TILL I DIE, THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ&ob=av2e |
| 12 |  | Tenacious D
Tenacious D
See description for 10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDEconEcAM |
| 13 | | Rodney Carrington
Rodney Carrington
LETTER TO MY PENIS - another dirty country song. Choice lyric: It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O0-GB-9bgM |
| 14 | | Some Dude from Youtube
THE ANTI-HAND JOB SONG - fucking lol. Choice lyric: "you gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone cause you could never stroke me like I can on my own." Oh, and the chick in the video is bangin HOT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkgHXRpp_U |
| 15 |  | Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster
I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - this whole album rules. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3dA926Adj0 |
| 16 |  | 2 Live Crew
As Nasty As They Wanna Be
PUT HER IN THE BUCK - really, pick anything from the first half of this album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxl7EMts78 |
| 17 |  | Geto Boys
The Geto Boys
GANGSTA OF LOVE - theres two different beat versions of this song, the best one has Sweet Home Alabama in the background. Lyrics are just awesomely filthy, like filthiest shit ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxQSc5OLns |
| 18 | | Bob Saget
DANNY TANNER WAS NOT GAY - dont know why, this amuses the fuck out of me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sCORuqZQY |
| 19 |  | Spinal Tap
This is Spinal Tap
STONEHENGE - Fuckin M/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wcyLrPqC4 |
| 20 | | Stepbrothers Soundtrack
Prestige Worldwide
BOATS N HOES. soooooooooo much better than Lonely Island. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8 |
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