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Reviews 76
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Soundoffs 9
News Articles 87
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Album Ratings 959
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Last Active 05-30-19 11:07 am
Joined 02-27-06
Review Comments 5,618
| Things I Have Learned From Metal/Hard Rock
These are some things I have learned from listening to Metal/Hard Rock these past few years. This is soley my opinion...so in other words, if you don't agree, bullocks to you! | | 1 | Lemmy is God. No exceptions. | | 2 | When a band calls themselves 'Metal', a listening test of 10 minutes to their songs is required befo | | 3 | Beer is the fuel of music. | | 4 | Satan isnt THAT bad of a guy. He's just...misunderstood. | | 5 | Dave Mustaine, while a great guitarist, is a little b*tch! | | 6 | While watching Slayer live, be cautious of Kerry King's head. Since it's bald, the lights reflect o | | 7 | St. Anger is the worse music ever recorded. | | 8 | Hardcore isn't Metalcore. But it sucks more. | | 9 | Country + Metal = Cool results (Rebel Meets Rebel) | | 10 | Calling K.I.S.S. a Metal band results in being tried as a traitor and burned at the stake. | |
south_of_heaven 11
07.12.06 | #2 should finish off as "is required before approval can be given. If they have lied, it is appropriate to notify the rest of the metal community and boycott their crappy music.
and #6 should finish off as "the lights reflect off it, and it will hurt your eyes". | supraman_2
07.12.06 | Agree with #10 completely. | 204409
07.12.06 | 10 Things I Leaned From Reading This List:
1. You're an Idiot
2. You're an Idiot
3. You're an Idiot
4. You're an Idiot
5. You're an Idiot
6. You're an Idiot
7. You're an Idiot
8. You're an Idiot
9. You're an Idiot
10. You're an Idiot | Brain Dead
07.12.06 | Oooooh, looks like Dfelon is pissed because you dissed hardcore. Nice list, man. | 204409
07.12.06 | In reality, others pissed me off even more. The only decent one was #7. Also, keep in mind that I can assume that south of heaven's concept of hardcore and metalcore are two things I despise as well, so actually that one is pretty accurate. | sjada
07.12.06 | #1 needs to be recognized by more people | 204409
07.13.06 | Botch! | stoned_rat
07.13.06 |
south_of_heaven's ranking on the moron board: first. |
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