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10 Songs To Scare Small Children With. . .

Neighborhood kids giving you trouble this summer? younger sibiling pushign their luck? dont threat! help is here. Just simple crank you speakers up to full and blast out these little ditties. . .
1Aphex Twin
Come To Daddy

More scary then watching a 12-hour marathon of Pee Wee's Playhouse whilst locked in room full of angry serial killers
2Elton John & Pete Doherty
Children of the Revolution (Live At Live 8)

Well the song itself isn't that scary but the footage of Doherty's Live8 slot is enough to give any kid nightmares
3Devendra Banhart
Roots (If the Sky were a Stone)

It's that weird and creepy it makes Radiohead look like N*Sync
Um.....anything they've ever recorded to be honest

Why stop at scaring the kids? Playing Slayer, full blast at 3am on a dark Winters morning will make everyone in your neighborhood run for cover
Everything In Its Right Place

Thom Yorke's voice can be scary as the best of time but when he's in 'Paranoid Electro' mood he can evem make grown men hide under their bedsheets
6Panic! At The Disco
I Write Sins Not Tragedies

What? the first time I heard this I almost soiled myself with fear
7Iggy And The Stooges
Raw Power

Like Velvet Underground jamming in a rusty Caravan after a week-long drug bender
8Cradle Of Filth
Gilded Cunt

Yes, we know it sucks and they make you wanna smash you TV/Stereo everytime you hear them but still. . . . Cradle Of Filth are a really f**king scary band. I blame the make-up
Fix You

You find me one kid who can sit through 5 minutes of Chris Martin's whining and I'll give you a gold medal
10Bright Eyes
Time Code

The point where Emo poster boy Conor Oberst ditched the acoustic guitar in favour for synths and drum machines to scare the shit out of every teenage girl in America
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