Douche: Things This Website Needs

Douche 05.31.11	Hurry up and comment before I get banned.
psykonaut 05.31.11	i think you struck gold on 4 and 6
taroo 05.31.11	I very much agree with 4.
Hyperion1001 05.31.11	I agree with 6.
coneren 05.31.11	And more dogs
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	"The Ability To Search For Users" what? you can already do that idiot... just type the username into the url
Douche 05.31.11	SeaAnemone, See number 4.
Iamthe Nightstars 05.31.11	I think 6 will happen before 4 does.
kris. 05.31.11	lol new users sigh
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	I see it, Douche. Me proving you wrong and giving you something that you wanted in the first place makes me a bad user?
Tarnished 05.31.11	Lol waterslides are so much fun
Douche 05.31.11	Maybe less Douchey users.
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	I just showed you how to do something you wanted from this website. How does that make me a douche, Douche? I did you a favor.
Douche 05.31.11	I apologize for all that, you see I'm a bit of a douche. I guess I meant a more convient way to search for users.
bailar14 05.31.11	what a douche
kris. 05.31.11	i think cunts the right word
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	What do you mean search for them? Based on their username? Simply go to your profile, and replace your name in the url with whatever username you would like.
MarvellousG 05.31.11	I like Douche, he seems actually genuinely funny. And all of the things on this list are true except whichever one SeaAnemone proved wrong with some method I hadn't heard. As has been said, 6 especially.
acorncheese 05.31.11	1 and 5 yeah
bailar14 05.31.11	or use google if you dont lack half a brain "site:sputnikmusic.com anyfuckingusername"
Douche 05.31.11	Gotcha, thanks for letting me know. I guess a search bar for Users could be convient for newer users who don't understand the site completely.
WashboardSuds 05.31.11	waterslides? fuck yeah! sputnikslides.com
kris. 05.31.11	because searching for users would make the site so much more accessible
MarvellousG 05.31.11	Surely if you lack half a brain that could just mean you WERE in possession of a full brain? Clarity needed.
acorncheese 05.31.11	but srsly we really need private messages
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	why would new users need to search for anybody? they wouldn't know anyone... because they're... ya know... new.
iFghtffyrdmns 05.31.11	is "cunt" an available/allowable sputnik username? if so, I call it.
Douche 05.31.11	It would make it a bit more accessible, but I guess I'm just too used to facebook. On an unrelated note, why haven't I been banned yet?
bailar14 05.31.11	im sorry for my ambiguity. i should edit to say: "if youre not retarded you can use google to find users on this site"
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	"but srsly we really need private messages" now this is an idea I can support. wouldn't it be nice if on our profile pages, there was like a little text box. we could leave messages in there. like flamboyant, LOUD messages even hahaha. we could call them SHOUTboxes dude, and we could leave private messages to whichever user we feel like! :D wait.
MarvellousG 05.31.11	Cheers, that cleared up your sentence structure nicely.
morte 05.31.11	i need a douche
Douche 05.31.11	SeaAnemone, maybe they were referred to the site by a friend, or maybe they just wanted to see if a silly username like Douche is taken.
AfterTheBreakdown 05.31.11	Site needs more metal
newjunkaesthetic93 05.31.11	This site needs CHARTS!
morte 05.31.11	i always douche before butt seks
Douche 05.31.11	I noticed the Shoutboxes, which is why i included the word "Private".
kris. 05.31.11	this isn't facebook and it doesn't need facebook-type bullshit
Douche 05.31.11	I don't know, facebook is a pretty successful and accessible site.
spillingmercury 05.31.11	Sea doesn't appreciate change. :( Can we get a rollercoaster instead? I don't appreciate getting unnecessarily wet.
Spec 05.31.11	SeaAnemone, See number 4. LOL
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	also, there's the fact that mx doesn't stop by ever and he's the only one who can make any changes anyway so when he does make changes they're the more necessary things (not any of these) there's purported changes on mx's to-do list here but I don't know what 'soon' means for him in reference to sputnik lol
kris. 05.31.11	facebooks also a social networking site and this is a music review site fuck off
bailar14 05.31.11	seaeric speaks the truth
Douche 05.31.11	From the posts I've read, this site has nothing to do with music.
SeaAnemone 05.31.11	reported for heresy
bailar14 05.31.11	its there man. you just arent looking hard enough.
Douche 05.31.11	Sorry, I didn't know this site was maintained by one person. Pretty impressive when you think about it.
pizzamachine 05.31.11	Good list.
Douche 05.31.11	Holy holy 50 comments, looks like I'm the new hot topic.
Josh D. 05.31.11	Pos/neg a list is stupid.
kris. 05.31.11	no definitely a retarded troll
Douche 05.31.11	Which is why I provided the alternate like/dislike.
Josh D. 05.31.11	Great.
bailar14 05.31.11	i would neg troll your list anyways you cunt
Slum 05.31.11	lol great start
Douche 05.31.11	Is every list Sputnik users don't agree with labeled as a troll list?
coneren 05.31.11	Yes
bailar14 05.31.11	7. get er
FatChickIrl 05.31.11	lol
Douche 05.31.11	If that's the case, this site has more trolls than 4Chan.
coneren 05.31.11	gettin to er yall
G3N3R1C 05.31.11	I'm sure if you searched for "Douche" then half of this site would pop up.
Slum 05.31.11	7. less lists like this
illmitch 05.31.11	things this site needs: good users
savagecabbage 05.31.11	who cares
Douche 05.31.11	What does Indie have to do with anything? It's not like this is a music website.
Josh D. 05.31.11	Ay, es Enrique.
Blackbelt54 05.31.11	If that's the stuff you want, just use facebook lol
Douche 05.31.11	I can't hide behind my username on facebook.
bailar14 05.31.11	its been too long senor josh d. enrique needs you to fulfill him.
Josh D. 05.31.11	Fulfill.....y llenar.
bailar14 05.31.11	ay si que estaba implicito
outline 05.31.11	CHARTSSSSS
Josh D. 05.31.11	Claro que si.
bailar14 05.31.11	tomame ahora! antes de que sea demasiado tarde
Josh D. 06.01.11	Pero estamos a favor de todos los tiempos.
DoubtGin 06.01.11	SeaAnemone is trying.
pedroia55 06.01.11	Waterslides sound cool
wyankeif1337 06.01.11	yah waterslides are not kvlt
chaseee 06.01.11	Is this a Russian website? Just wondering.... Those commies!
YetAnotherBrick 06.01.11	I completely agree with all of these, especially 6.
chaseee 06.01.11	Sputnik was a Russian space satellite launched by the Soviet Union during the cold war. It was the first of its kind and was a big f you to America. Just a joke. But I guess not a very good one.
Relinquished 06.01.11	4 is a wish that will never come true
Trebor. 06.01.11	Mars needs moms.
chaseee 06.01.11	Sonictheplumber needs to get laid.
AncientSpec1 06.01.11	Hey chaseee... umm... Whatchu doO!?!?!? I saw you and you saw me sawin you but i twas like WAAAATTT..... JK ur kewl with me, just done taking a poop. Lol lets play football. Jk I always get hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gotsthedewsdood 06.01.11	guy 1 - hey we should make some changes to positively impact the website. sputnik user - fuck you he must be a troll!
Ovrot 06.01.11	i like this user +1 like
Aids 06.01.11	-1 like 1 of 2 users thought this list was a piece of shit!
Aids 06.01.11	yeah this site does not need private messaging. it's not facebook. this site is for music reviews and discussion oh, and trolling 'tards. can't forget about the 'tard trolling.
wyankeif1337 06.01.11	and infected nuclear penises
thunder15 06.01.11	there aren't enough of those though
gotsthedewsdood 06.01.11	i agree with 2-6 though.
xenocide. 06.01.11	This site needs not user search bar. This would make sputnik more accesible, and more douches would join. We also don't really need artist search bar. Intelligent people would surely find bands otherwise. The rest could just go away.
Puzzles 06.01.11	It needs a porn section, I think.
MarvellousG 06.01.11	I love how averse people are to small improvements that would just make the site better, however slightly that may be. It's not like Douche is insulting the site, so it's funny that all the anti number 4s are living up to their, well, badness.
Loanshark 06.01.11	No need for 5, this isn't Facebook.
SHAKEandBAKE 06.01.11	"SeaAnemone, See number 4" Lol'd so hard. Just read the top of this list but my opinion that SeaAneomne is the biggest douche on this site (ok, maybe second biggest next to porch) was reinforced.
SeaAnemone 06.01.11	well now
AfterTheBreakdown 06.01.11	online now icon?
KeithStone582 06.01.11	site needs better servers. site needs porn. site needs ME.
Titan50 06.01.11	Song ratings anyone?
AfterTheBreakdown 06.01.11	song rating would be sweet
luschlotz 06.01.11	agree on 3 and 6
porch 06.01.11	"Just read the top of this list but my opinion that SeaAneomne is the biggest douche on this site (ok, maybe second biggest next to porch) was reinforced." don't remember interacting with you, don't know who you are, pretty sure you're some random dipshit with a talladega nights avatar let me know if this reinforces any opinions you may have
SHAKEandBAKE 06.01.11	Yeah you pretty much just solidified my opinion. Thanks.
porch 06.01.11	no problem, now you can go back to being silently resentful while i resume not caring about your existence glad we got all this out in the open
kris. 06.01.11	how are porch and sea douches lol
pedroia55 06.01.11	"We also don't really need artist search bar. Intelligent people would surely find bands otherwise. The rest could just go away." That's pretty stupid
chaseee 06.01.11	Sonictheplumber needs to get laid.
pedroia55 06.01.11	haha lol haha
SHAKEandBAKE 06.02.11	lol
SeaAnemone 06.02.11	shakeandbake editing his comments to add even MORE malice and hate to the already-scathing analysis lol
SHAKEandBAKE 06.02.11	I didn't edit a single comment you dipshit.