Douche
05.31.11 | Hurry up and comment before I get banned. |
psykonaut
05.31.11 | i think you struck gold on 4 and 6 |
taroo
05.31.11 | I very much agree with 4. |
Hyperion1001
05.31.11 | I agree with 6. |
coneren
05.31.11 | And more dogs |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | "The Ability To Search For Users"
what? you can already do that idiot... just type the username into the url |
Douche
05.31.11 | SeaAnemone, See number 4. |
Iamthe Nightstars
05.31.11 | I think 6 will happen before 4 does. |
kris.
05.31.11 | lol new users sigh |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | I see it, Douche. Me proving you wrong and giving you something that you wanted in the first place makes me a bad user? |
Tarnished
05.31.11 | Lol waterslides are so much fun |
Douche
05.31.11 | Maybe less Douchey users. |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | I just showed you how to do something you wanted from this website.
How does that make me a douche, Douche? I did you a favor. |
Douche
05.31.11 | I apologize for all that, you see I'm a bit of a douche.
I guess I meant a more convient way to search for users. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | what a douche |
kris.
05.31.11 | i think cunts the right word |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | What do you mean search for them?
Based on their username?
Simply go to your profile, and replace your name in the url with whatever username you would like. |
MarvellousG
05.31.11 | I like Douche, he seems actually genuinely funny. And all of the things on this list are true except whichever one SeaAnemone proved wrong with some method I hadn't heard. As has been said, 6 especially. |
acorncheese
05.31.11 | 1 and 5 yeah |
bailar14
05.31.11 | or use google if you dont lack half a brain
"site:sputnikmusic.com anyfuckingusername" |
Douche
05.31.11 | Gotcha, thanks for letting me know. I guess a search bar for Users could be convient for newer users who don't understand the site completely. |
WashboardSuds
05.31.11 | waterslides? fuck yeah!
sputnikslides.com |
kris.
05.31.11 | because searching for users would make the site so much more accessible |
MarvellousG
05.31.11 | Surely if you lack half a brain that could just mean you WERE in possession of a full brain? Clarity needed. |
acorncheese
05.31.11 | but srsly we really need private messages |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | why would new users need to search for anybody? they wouldn't know anyone... because they're... ya know... new. |
iFghtffyrdmns
05.31.11 | is "cunt" an available/allowable sputnik username?
if so, I call it. |
Douche
05.31.11 | It would make it a bit more accessible, but I guess I'm just too used to facebook.
On an unrelated note, why haven't I been banned yet? |
bailar14
05.31.11 | im sorry for my ambiguity. i should edit to say: "if youre not retarded you can use google to find users on this site" |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | "but srsly we really need private messages"
now this is an idea I can support.
wouldn't it be nice if on our profile pages, there was like a little text box.
we could leave messages in there.
like flamboyant, LOUD messages even hahaha.
we could call them SHOUTboxes dude, and we could leave private messages to whichever user we feel like! :D
wait. |
MarvellousG
05.31.11 | Cheers, that cleared up your sentence structure nicely. |
morte
05.31.11 | i need a douche |
Douche
05.31.11 | SeaAnemone, maybe they were referred to the site by a friend, or maybe they just wanted to see if a silly username like Douche is taken. |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.31.11 | Site needs more metal |
newjunkaesthetic93
05.31.11 | This site needs CHARTS! |
morte
05.31.11 | i always douche before butt seks |
Douche
05.31.11 | I noticed the Shoutboxes, which is why i included the word "Private". |
kris.
05.31.11 | this isn't facebook and it doesn't need facebook-type bullshit |
Douche
05.31.11 | I don't know, facebook is a pretty successful and accessible site. |
spillingmercury
05.31.11 | Sea doesn't appreciate change. :(
Can we get a rollercoaster instead? I don't appreciate getting unnecessarily wet. |
Spec
05.31.11 | SeaAnemone, See number 4.
LOL |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | also, there's the fact that mx doesn't stop by ever and he's the only one who can make any changes anyway so when he does make changes they're the more necessary things (not any of these)
there's purported changes on mx's to-do list here but I don't know what 'soon' means for him in reference to sputnik lol |
kris.
05.31.11 | facebooks also a social networking site and this is a music review site
fuck off |
bailar14
05.31.11 | seaeric speaks the truth |
Douche
05.31.11 | From the posts I've read, this site has nothing to do with music. |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | reported for heresy |
bailar14
05.31.11 | its there man. you just arent looking hard enough. |
Douche
05.31.11 | Sorry, I didn't know this site was maintained by one person.
Pretty impressive when you think about it. |
pizzamachine
05.31.11 | Good list. |
Douche
05.31.11 | Holy holy 50 comments, looks like I'm the new hot topic. |
Josh D.
05.31.11 | Pos/neg a list is stupid. |
kris.
05.31.11 | no definitely a retarded troll |
Douche
05.31.11 | Which is why I provided the alternate like/dislike. |
Josh D.
05.31.11 | Great. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | i would neg troll your list anyways you cunt |
Slum
05.31.11 | lol great start |
Douche
05.31.11 | Is every list Sputnik users don't agree with labeled as a troll list? |
coneren
05.31.11 | Yes |
bailar14
05.31.11 | 7. get er |
FatChickIrl
05.31.11 | lol |
Douche
05.31.11 | If that's the case, this site has more trolls than 4Chan. |
coneren
05.31.11 | gettin to er yall |
G3N3R1C
05.31.11 | I'm sure if you searched for "Douche" then half of this site would pop up. |
Slum
05.31.11 | 7. less lists like this |
illmitch
05.31.11 | things this site needs:
good users |
savagecabbage
05.31.11 | who cares |
Douche
05.31.11 | What does Indie have to do with anything? It's not like this is a music website. |
Josh D.
05.31.11 | Ay, es Enrique. |
Blackbelt54
05.31.11 | If that's the stuff you want, just use facebook lol |
Douche
05.31.11 | I can't hide behind my username on facebook. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | its been too long senor josh d. enrique needs you to fulfill him. |
Josh D.
05.31.11 | Fulfill.....y llenar. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | ay si que estaba implicito |
outline
05.31.11 | CHARTSSSSS |
Josh D.
05.31.11 | Claro que si. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | tomame ahora! antes de que sea demasiado tarde |
Josh D.
06.01.11 | Pero estamos a favor de todos los tiempos.
|
DoubtGin
06.01.11 | SeaAnemone is trying. |
pedroia55
06.01.11 | Waterslides sound cool |
wyankeif1337
06.01.11 | yah waterslides are not kvlt |
chaseee
06.01.11 | Is this a Russian website? Just wondering....
Those commies! |
YetAnotherBrick
06.01.11 | I completely agree with all of these, especially 6. |
chaseee
06.01.11 | Sputnik was a Russian space satellite launched by the Soviet Union during the cold war. It was the first of its kind and was a big f you to America.
Just a joke.
But I guess not a very good one. |
Relinquished
06.01.11 | 4 is a wish that will never come true |
Trebor.
06.01.11 | Mars needs moms. |
chaseee
06.01.11 | Sonictheplumber needs to get laid. |
AncientSpec1
06.01.11 | Hey chaseee... umm... Whatchu doO!?!?!? I saw you and you saw me sawin you but i twas like WAAAATTT..... JK ur kewl with me, just done taking a poop. Lol lets play football. Jk I always get hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
gotsthedewsdood
06.01.11 | guy 1 - hey we should make some changes to positively impact the website.
sputnik user - fuck you he must be a troll! |
Ovrot
06.01.11 | i like this user
+1 like |
Aids
06.01.11 | -1 like
1 of 2 users thought this list was a piece of shit! |
Aids
06.01.11 | yeah this site does not need private messaging. it's not facebook. this site is for music reviews and discussion
oh, and trolling 'tards. can't forget about the 'tard trolling. |
wyankeif1337
06.01.11 | and infected nuclear penises |
thunder15
06.01.11 | there aren't enough of those though |
gotsthedewsdood
06.01.11 | i agree with 2-6 though. |
xenocide.
06.01.11 | This site needs not user search bar. This would make sputnik more accesible, and more douches would join.
We also don't really need artist search bar. Intelligent people would surely find bands otherwise. The rest could just go away. |
Puzzles
06.01.11 | It needs a porn section, I think. |
MarvellousG
06.01.11 | I love how averse people are to small improvements that would just make the site better, however slightly that may be. It's not like Douche is insulting the site, so it's funny that all the anti number 4s are living up to their, well, badness. |
Loanshark
06.01.11 | No need for 5, this isn't Facebook. |
SHAKEandBAKE
06.01.11 | "SeaAnemone, See number 4"
Lol'd so hard.
Just read the top of this list but my opinion that SeaAneomne is the biggest douche on this site (ok, maybe second biggest next to porch) was reinforced. |
SeaAnemone
06.01.11 | well now |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.01.11 | online now icon? |
KeithStone582
06.01.11 | site needs better servers.
site needs porn.
site needs ME. |
Titan50
06.01.11 | Song ratings anyone? |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.01.11 | song rating would be sweet |
luschlotz
06.01.11 | agree on 3 and 6 |
porch
06.01.11 | "Just read the top of this list but my opinion that SeaAneomne is the biggest douche on this site (ok, maybe second biggest next to porch) was reinforced."
don't remember interacting with you, don't know who you are, pretty sure you're some random dipshit with a talladega nights avatar
let me know if this reinforces any opinions you may have |
SHAKEandBAKE
06.01.11 | Yeah you pretty much just solidified my opinion. Thanks. |
porch
06.01.11 | no problem, now you can go back to being silently resentful while i resume not caring about your existence
glad we got all this out in the open
|
kris.
06.01.11 | how are porch and sea douches lol |
pedroia55
06.01.11 | "We also don't really need artist search bar. Intelligent people would surely find bands otherwise. The rest could just go away."
That's pretty stupid |
chaseee
06.01.11 | Sonictheplumber needs to get laid. |
pedroia55
06.01.11 | haha lol haha |
SHAKEandBAKE
06.02.11 | lol |
SeaAnemone
06.02.11 | shakeandbake editing his comments to add even MORE malice and hate to the already-scathing analysis lol |
SHAKEandBAKE
06.02.11 | I didn't edit a single comment you dipshit. |