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05.22.11 | Note, I love all these songs except the last two. |
manicmonkey
05.22.11 | ouch. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | There's a chance she could be bi |
Thane
05.22.11 | same happened to a friend of mine recently.
"everyone's a little queer, why can't she be a little straight" |
Sanders
05.22.11 | She can always be straight for you, it all depends on how strong you are. |
Adabelle
05.22.11 | 3some? |
Wolfhorde
05.22.11 | Maybe she just doesn't like you. No better way of scaring off annoying people than telling them you're homo. |
bungy
05.22.11 | we were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good |
Baphomet
05.22.11 | show her your vag |
smallz362
05.22.11 | ha umm what... |
outline
05.22.11 | "Maybe she just doesn't like you. No better way of scaring off annoying people than telling them you're homo."
well she "revealed herself" by me walking in on her with a chick. i gotta say, best rejection ever. |
Spec
05.22.11 | show her your vag [2] |
iFghtffyrdmns
05.22.11 | how can you not love those last two!?!?
no wonder she went gay on you |
demigod!
05.22.11 | sucks dude i think i might be in the same boat |
Sanders
05.22.11 | "I think it's safe to say a possible golden shower opportunity was missed."
Fix'd. |
OneMoreRoland
05.22.11 | Making a list should help.............................................................
:) |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Dude like I said don't give up, there's a good chance she's bi. |
coneren
05.22.11 | Yeah she has probably sucked forevers rod |
taxidermist
05.22.11 | Stick it in her. Show her who's alpha >:) |
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05.22.11 | @iFghtffyrdmns
MvMvE drags on FAR too long, and Spin Light just isn't on the same level as the rest of the album.
@Everyone else
Dammit I should have, shouldn't I've? |
outline
05.22.11 | damn my instinctive aversion to awkward situations |
Satellite
05.22.11 | just cut yr losses and offer to hold the camera for them |
jayfatha
05.22.11 | lol that happened to me before, I was so dissapointed |
Satellite
05.22.11 | a girl i dated for a little while is listed as being interested in men and women on fb
could've used that info 3 yrs ago |
Altmer
05.22.11 | About the list, the last song should be somewhere on top
the rest is spent wondering why you didn't hit that shit in a threesome |
Relinquished
05.22.11 | yeah threesome
just make it all about the non-lesbian |
DocSportello
05.22.11 | 1. Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis is ace
2. I am so, so, so, so sorry. Hopefully you didn't devote too much time/effort/money to said lesbian. |
Winsomniac
05.22.11 | So stop developing crushes on women that aren't coincidentally already wrapped around your penis?
PROBLEM SOLVED! |
Wolfhorde
05.22.11 | "So stop developing crushes"
Fix'd. |
pizzamachine
05.22.11 | difficult |
Wolfhorde
05.22.11 | "difficult"
Yep, as is life. But we gotta cope with it. |
outline
05.22.11 | I used to love Me vs Maradona vs Elvis, but now I get pissed when he says "brass buttons on your coat hold the cold", because it's like JUST GET TO THE CHORUS ALREADY. |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | show her your vag [3] |
anarchistfish
05.22.11 | My ex is bisexual and my best friend is a bisexual girl.
Actually I know so many bisexual people sometimes I get mixed up.
trufax |
luci
05.22.11 | she just needs a good dickin to set her straight. don't give up yet. |
Titan50
05.22.11 | WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND, BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOD |
MO
05.22.11 | bang them both |
crazyblinddude
05.22.11 | Yeah bro don't give up. It's probably just one of those phase things some chicks go through. I hooked up with this one chick who recently said she was a lesbian. Obviously not from what I could tell. |
Deviant.
05.23.11 | Yeah, her sexuality is probably just a passing phase lmfao |
Relinquished
05.23.11 | "i have threesomes with my fiance"
I do too
hi-5 |
anarchistfish
05.23.11 | inb4they'rethesamethreesomes
nowait.
shit that doesn't add up |
Satellite
05.23.11 | relinquished tapes it back
the joke's on hep |
jungletiger
05.23.11 | chasing amy. |
Drifter
07.02.18 | There were two of these |