Iamthe Nightstars
05.21.11 | yup. |
ButcheredChildren
05.21.11 | Iamthe Nig |
Calculate
05.21.11 | it doesnt end tomorrow it STARTS ending tomorrow. duh. |
kris.
05.21.11 | http://i.imgur.com/eqemf.jpg |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | As I said in the other thread, unless the big guy upstairs is operating on American time the rapture is a dud buddy |
kris.
05.21.11 | of course he's operating in american time
americas the chosen land |
Satellite
05.21.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moPY9_wqH-8 |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | I thought God was American, he may even be a democrat |
kris.
05.21.11 | first bad religion song i ever heard fuck yeah |
Satellite
05.21.11 | i think "do what you want" took my br v-card, but i could be mistaken |
kris.
05.21.11 | redownloading half of bad religions discog gonna blast it all day FUCK YEAH |
Satellite
05.21.11 | http://www.avclub.com/articles/bad-religions-greg-graffin-becomes-an-ivy-league-p,56278/
not too many punk rockers become ivy league professors, let alone have a motherfucking bird named after them. |
Puzzles
05.21.11 | The world's been ending ever since the first McDonalds was established. |
kris.
05.21.11 | yeah graffin's one of my personal heroes
dudes a fucking punx genius |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | After the world ends I will be meeting up with my homies in hell and they will be like "what were you doing at the end of time?" and I will respond "I was at work..." |
Satellite
05.21.11 | i'm gonna do so much coke in hell |
Emim
05.21.11 | if so then we're all going to feel awfully stupid tomorrow. |
Trebor.
05.21.11 | I already feel stupid. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Last time the world ended we were getting wasted. That was one hell of a world ending. |
kris.
05.21.11 | "i'm gonna do so much coke in hell'
why dont you grow the fuck up and do some heroin you pussy |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | god: I told you I was gonna do this, why didn't you listen?
me: Who the fuck are you again?
god: I am you
me: *paradox induced mind explosion* |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | shit it's hell I'm gonna huff gasoline and fuck anything with a hole |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | the world ends when I say it does. this is my subjective reality. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | I'm gonna eat so much pizza in hell. And I'm gonna open a pub with every alcoholic beverage in existence, fuck yeah. |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | I'm gonna fuck a pizza in hell |
Trebor.
05.21.11 | Hell is what you make it. |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | Reality is what you make it. |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | fuck hell, what if life is a strange lucid dream.
If when you die and your life flashes before your eyes, every time you got to the moment where you were dying wouldn't the cycle start all over again? like a shitty movie on repeat. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "Reality is what you make it."
NO REALLY EXPLAIN US THE MIGHTY PRINCIPLE OF SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY AND BLABBER ABOUT THE HOLOGRAPHIC UNIVERSE AND THE COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS....
COME AT ME, BRAH! |
Chrisjon89
05.21.11 | Apparently ends 6pm local time everywhere, meaning I've got 23 minutes. Can't wait! Got my little suitcase packed and sent all my worldly possessions to that pastor in California. Beam me up God! |
Satellite
05.21.11 | goddamnit kris
you do yr drugs in hell and i'll do mine |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | Anyone seen Waking Life? |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | keepin my eyes peeled for inbred looking fucks in suits tomorrow. If I see one I know they're up to some rapture shenanigans. |
Trebor.
05.21.11 | We're going to go through this next year as well.
People are dumb-asses. |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | the closer we get to 2012 the more dumbassed people are going to be doing dumbassed things. canada doesn't seem to deal with any of this bullshit. |
Chrisjon89
05.21.11 | The 2012 has a tad more credibility, cos this chump that called the May 21st one also apparently said the world was gonna end in 1994. Must have forgotten to carry the one or something. |
Trebor.
05.21.11 | Neither have any credibility.
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Satellite
05.21.11 | "The 2012 has a tad more credibility"
lololol |
Chrisjon89
05.21.11 | I should point out that I think they're both total bullshit. You just lose cred when you call it once and it doesn't happen. People are a bit sceptical the next time. |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | I have a prediction that says batshit crazy dumbassed mofos are going to come out of the woodwork the closer we get to 2012. It may just be a way to weed these types out of society. |
lancebramsay
05.21.11 | I love me an excuse to party! Who wants to do blow off my boner? |
savagecabbage
05.21.11 | the more I think about it, Canada would be pretty great. |
Aids
05.21.11 | could you imagine if we had computers in the year 1337? that would have been a disaster! |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | No, it would have been 1337. |
taxidermist
05.21.11 | I wnanna listen t change in the houdse of flies by the defotnes man. Good end of the world song.
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Puzzles
05.21.11 | "could you imagine if we had computers in the year 1337? that would have been a disaster!"
Yeah, and there would have been another fucking stupid end of the world theory to boot. |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | is there some certain time its supposed to happen? because im still here lol |
Puzzles
05.21.11 | Yeah there is haha nice going Christians you fuckwits haha |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | See the crazy dude predicted today would START the rapture. So we have a shit ton of life destroying natural disasters that are supposed to happen, and then in October the world actually ends. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Jesus was also supposed to be back last fall. Apparently he was reeincarnated somewhere in Africa. |
Puzzles
05.21.11 | "we have a shit ton of life destroying natural disasters that are supposed to happen, and then in October the world actually ends"
haha right there is his backup. If Tonga doesn't boil into the sea on May 21st, then maybe the world will just spontaneously combust in October. No date for the October occurrence, though. Pure fucking genius. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Makes as much sense as strange matter creating black holes. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | I wonder how the guy reconciles the like 5 bible verses where it specifically says that no one knows the time or day of this stuff. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | BECAUSE GOD HIMSELF SPOKE TO HIM! |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | "See the crazy dude predicted today would START the rapture. So we have a shit ton of life destroying natural disasters that are supposed to happen, and then in October the world actually ends."
Yeah, but the rapture is supposedly God's return to earth so he can beam his "chosen few" up to the pearly gates, which from memory, he was predicting was meant to happen today. The end of the world was in October |
Tyrael
05.21.11 | ɹʍɐɹ |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | I think he was deliberately vague on what exactly "God told him." |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | Probably, even though I'm sure the big man explicitly stated that no one should be told about his return, you know in case a crowd gathered. And what does he fuckin' do?? |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Yeah the guy is totally ruining God's plan to throw as many people into Hell as possible, but now that he's told everyone about the rapture, you got people actually repenting and shit. |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | He must totally regret killing the dinosaurs. Stupid humans and their means of interaction and awareness |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Problem is: What if ALL the other gods coexist with god? Then he's pretty much fucked 'cause that means some of the people he wants in hell will just be reeincarnated or go to Valhall or whatever other place there is. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | "Well, I said I'd never flood the Earth ever again... but I said nothing about A FIRE!" |
Iamthe Nightstars
05.21.11 | I watched like the first 15 minutes of Waking Life, lance. Is it good? |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | It's great. |
Puzzles
05.23.11 | "god: I told you I was gonna do this, why didn't you listen?
me: Who the fuck are you again?
god: I am you
me: *paradox induced mind explosion*"
That's the single funniest fucking thing I've ever read. You, sir, are a genius. |
