cirq
05.16.11 | yea, im drunk and high again.. |
DoubtGin
05.16.11 | whoa I was about to commit suicide when I read this on my mobile phone,
thanks man |
iFghtffyrdmns
05.16.11 | thanks unc! |
Sanders
05.16.11 | best/drunk high advice I've ever seen. |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | The world's just a giant pussy waiting to get fucked. |
Obfuscation24
05.16.11 | thanks uncle cirq |
cirq
05.16.11 | im writing a review for curren$y's covert coupe tape. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | "The world's just a giant pussy waiting to get fucked."
This. |
SeaAnemone
05.16.11 | you always sound like an incredibly lazy person so #3 surprises me |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.11 | I dont think anyone's better than me at not giving a fuck. I've taken off college but been working my ass off and makin good money, supporting myself, so im not sure where i fit on three. |
cirq
05.16.11 | i hold down 2 jobs, a design internship at a clothing company and i go to university. |
cirq
05.16.11 | and i dont deem college as that important. especially if you can obtain your life goal without it. |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | I masturbate 7 times a day, expose myself on public transportation, and sleep in the third booth at the bk lounge. Success is a sweet dish my friends. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | "I masturbate 7 times a day, expose myself on public transportation, and sleep in the third booth at the bk lounge. Success is a sweet dish my friends."
No filipino hookers? Success? I think not! |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | I'm in a film called Backdoor Panther Snatch Hole Crammer. That is all I need. The rest is just the icing on the fucking cake. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | Did the cake come from a Panther snatch? |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | I dabbled a bit in snatchcakes. It was an experimental era. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | "I dabbled a bit in snatchcakes."
For some reason this food item sounds delightful in so many ways. |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | It is bro. But remember, and this is absolutely key for whatever pastry or dish you combine with snatch.....preheat the oven bro. Don't go in cold. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | "It is bro. But remember, and this is absolutely key for whatever pastry or dish you combine with snatch.....preheat the oven bro. Don't go in cold."
Noted. Literal or Figurative sense? Or Both? |
BigHans
05.16.11 | words to live by |
savagecabbage
05.16.11 | It transcends senses man. The ancients considered snatchwork to be a stairway to the Gods. Many would try but the snatch was a thing of mystery, in short, they didn't preheat that oven, and by oven, I mean sweet sweet slightly acidic snatch. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | "slightly acidic snatch"
Sounds like something out of an Indiana Jones adventure. |
cirq
05.16.11 | wtf are you talkin bout |
Sanders
05.16.11 | "slightly acidic snatch" paints the picture of a sarlaac pit for a vagina in my mind. |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.11 | Yeah i've lost interest in college. all i feel like doing now is keeping my job and later incorporating personal training, and maybe something else in addition besides longing to travel more and fronting a screamo band. |
Relinquished
05.16.11 | http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/12/31/1262301298-harms_way.jpg
what I see Balls looking like when he fronts a band |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.11 | Ive seen that picture and heard that band before but forgot the name. Who was that? |
PostModernJellyfish
05.16.11 | LOL. |
Relinquished
05.16.11 | the band is Harm's Way
dunno the name of the dude |
CelestialDust
05.16.11 | I nominate this for list of the century. seriously though, good read haha |
BallsToTheWall
05.16.11 | that's what I meant the band, i'm not a queer, not that i would be ashamed if i was. |
Relinquished
05.16.11 | well you said WHO was that so I thought you wanted to know...
of course I know you're not a queer. I know you a lot more than other people here |
balcaen
05.16.11 | 2 is only okay if you don't feel the necessity to announce it every 5 minutes. holy fuck
anyone who actually states that they don't give a fuck give way too much of a fuck
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BallsToTheWall
05.16.11 | Wouldn't care either way...i hate women and their tendency to almost rip your dick off with every momentous rhythm , turning something great into a potentially hellish experience. |
cirq
05.16.11 | smoke. |
kangaroopoo
05.17.11 | good read, spot on advice |
deepintheorchard
05.17.11 | Thats a funny way to say kill people, burn shit, fuck school. |
cirq
05.17.11 | totally bro |
cirq
03.14.12 | lol |
ohfoxxxycole
03.14.12 | i feel like 3 is the least important as long as 1 and 2 are fulfilled but thats me |
cirq
08.13.13 | i give great advice |
