gotsthedewsdood: Got Drunk For The First Time Last Night.

Spec 05.16.11	The fuck man. Drinking get's a bad name from people like you.
pmmets07 05.16.11	stumbled across a busy highway i question the legitimacy of this statement
Spec 05.16.11	Frogger time.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	im just a lightweight bro, i've always been against drinking and some guys talked me into it.
Spec 05.16.11	Just go to a more controlled environment next time.
AnotherBrick 05.16.11	how much did you drink
Spec 05.16.11	Hypoglycaemia kind of ruins my fun too.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	more controlled environment? and i drank two and a half of those nasty four loko's.
chaseguitar 05.16.11	dude one and a half four lokos would be more than plenty for you.
AnotherBrick 05.16.11	dont listen to spec, the funnest you'll have with alcohol is when you cant handle it.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	I havn't gotten really drunk since a few weeks ago when I ditched school to go get wasted, then somehow ended up back at school. Long story short I passed out in my history class, woke up, vomited on the floor, then wandered into the gym and fell asleep in the bleachers.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	it was fun, but being high is 10x better imo.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	"it was fun, but being high is 10x better imo." Yeah of course. But there are times when there's no weed, and you are forced to drink. Then when you're lurched over a toilet vomiting you remember why you don'tlike drinking.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	rush sucks
Satellite 05.16.11	did you seriously drink four lokos to get drunk for the first time? the fuck is wrong with this generation
bungy 05.16.11	you kids need to grow up and do some coke
Keasbey 05.16.11	i remember back in high school when i got drunk for the first time. definitely drank too much, but it was fun.
taxidermist 05.16.11	"Fell on my face, got in a fight with my friend, stumbled across a busy highway" Wow. Don't drink again. Violent/idiotic drunks are the worst.
Keasbey 05.16.11	i drank screwdrivers i think that night. but yeah, grow up and do coke.
Enotron 05.16.11	four loko is awesome im not gonna lie i fucks with it
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	Supposedly there have been multiple occassions when I have punched people while drunk for no apparent reason. But i'd guess that they looked at me wrong or something, I wouldn't punch someone for no reason.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	The thing is i've never been violent/idiotic ever. I'm pretty fuckin reserved.
bungy 05.16.11	i was joking
bungy 05.16.11	"But i'd guess that they looked at me wrong or something, I wouldn't punch someone for no reason" oh my god
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	learn to drink by drinking before you drink
Satellite 05.16.11	you kids need to grow up and do some coke [2]
Satellite 05.16.11	i was a sophomore in hs when i got drunk for the first time. my dad dropped me off at a party my friend was having and said, "make good decisions, tyler." you can't blame him for trying.
whywontyoudie 05.16.11	you don't have to get too drunk, just drunk enough. i was at a party the other night and was just buzzed, then i smoked some dokha (middle eastern tobacco blend) and felt incredible. gotta know what to do and how to handle it.
Satellite 05.16.11	i think everyone should get recklessly drunk at least once a month. excess in moderation.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	Don't listen to them. Drink somewhere dangerous, nothing bad ever happens to drunk kids.
iarescientists 05.16.11	why would you drink four loko. the only reason it was "cool" was the caffeine and now that's gone drink some st. ide's
Satellite 05.16.11	the caffeine's gone in some states. it's not banned everywhere. thankfully it's b& in michigan.
37er00 05.16.11	i agree with everything that prick satellite has said
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	I started binge drinking in high school. had a few bad instances, but mostly good times. learned to properly hold my alcohol in college though. on this same note... BOUGHT A BOTTLE OF LIQUOR WITHOUT GETTING CARDED LAST WEEK FUCK YEAH felt good man
Satellite 05.16.11	dude i'm 24 and i get carded 99% of the time. i feel old when they don't card me.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	im a junior in hs and it was at this creek place haha. but yeah i don't regret it, but im sure most people on here have done dangerous things while shitfaced.
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	I can see how it'd be annoying but I'm 19 still so it was a big day haha. Also, Satty can I officially attribute that quote "excess in moderation to you"? You can be sure I'm using that again sometime.
37er00 05.16.11	who here has been so drunk they piss themselves??i dont know how people do it by accident i have been trying for years and it never fucking works
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	I've done it twice, coneren. it sucks. Two of my friends do it like at least once-a-weekend though. My one friend's pissed on girls so many times after blacking out / hooking up / passing out with them it's just expected now.
DinoX 05.16.11	I've still never been drunk before but I plan to do so when I go off to school.
37er00 05.16.11	hahahaha jesus christ, ive only seen it happen a few times and i want to see it happen every weekend
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	ummm learn to do it before you go off to school DinoX. I seriously worry about kids that go off to college with no experience drinking (if they plan to be social or normal and stuff). "hahahaha jesus christ, ive only seen it happen a few times and i want to see it happen every weekend" weirdly enough, he just wakes up early, buys the chick bagels, and all is forgiven. I have no idea how he gets away with pissing on people.
Satellite 05.16.11	"Also, Satty can I officially attribute that quote 'excess in moderation' to you? You can be sure I'm using that again sometime." i stole it from doug stanhope, so go for it man.
Satellite 05.16.11	a lot of kids i went to hs with who never drank and got scholarships to good schools ended up flunking out because they partied too much. they couldn't handle it. i definitely think partying at least a little in hs is a good idea.
37er00 05.16.11	bagels....haha thats awesome
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	But not literally IN your high school. It turns out teachers get suspicious when you throw up in class, then stumble out leaving your backpack and cell phone behind.
foreverendeared 05.16.11	People who don't know their limits piss me the fuck off.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	"buys the chick bagels, and all is forgiven" i'll have to keep this one in mind
Satellite 05.16.11	you gotta push yourself, dude
Satellite 05.16.11	never pissed myself, sad to say. i've actually only thrown up a couple times.
gotsthedewsdood 05.16.11	i'm surprised i didn't throw up, all my dudes did though
Keasbey 05.16.11	yeah i agree that partying some in high school is beneficial. some of my friends were in the same boat. never did anything in hs and had 4.0s, then left for college and went off the deep end. "dude i'm 24 and i get carded 99% of the time. i feel old when they don't card me." -haha, i'm 22 and they used to card me 99% of the time before i grew out my beard. i haven't been carded the last 4 times now and feel old as shit.
Keasbey 05.16.11	never pissed myself and have only thrown up once. the one time i threw up was during the first night i ever drank because i was stupid and drank too much.
Keasbey 05.16.11	it also was due to me drinking a ton of screwdrivers and rum/cokes, which didn't mix well with each other on an empty stomach.
Keasbey 05.16.11	i definitely have found my limit. i still do some stupid shit sometimes of course, but its never too bad.
WashboardSuds 05.16.11	how the hell do you get drunk
DinoX 05.16.11	Well I have really over protective parents and they think drinking is the next closest thing to satan.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	So just do it, and keep doing it, and eventually they will give up on you and not bug you about it.
climactic 05.16.11	"Drinking get's a bad name from people like you." punctuation gets a bad name from people like you
foreverendeared 05.16.11	I like how Pit is nowhere to be found now that the bulls are beating down the Heat
OneMoreRoland 05.16.11	I remember my first beer man
SeaAnemone 05.16.11	"Well I have really over protective parents and they think drinking is the next closest thing to satan." Explicitly disobeying their wishes when your parents are that dumb will benefit both you and them.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.16.11	"I like how Pit is nowhere to be found now that the bulls are beating down the Heat" "I need help. I'm tired of carrying this team." - Chris Bosh
foreverendeared 05.16.11	Like a Bosh
crazyblinddude 05.16.11	Ha I got drunk with dad the first time I drank. That was ages ago though.
iarescientists 05.16.11	i haven't thrown up the night of drinking in about a year but i've puked the morning after a couple times =/
someguest 05.16.11	that because michiganders know how to drink all our mothers were inebriated at our births
crazyblinddude 05.16.11	My relatives in Michigan do know how to get fucked up. I can't keep up with some of those guys.
Satellite 05.16.11	we're all products of drinking in mich
someguest 05.16.11	yeah the first time I got drunk was on popov vodka never puked, had arby's and shit my guts out tho
iFghtffyrdmns 05.16.11	drink drank punk
crazyblinddude 05.16.11	All my relatives drink Yukon Jack in Michigan. I think that shit's kinda nasty, but I wonder if anyone here has tried it.
iarescientists 05.16.11	i usually drink: Early Times (not good by any means but it's whisky and it's only $20 for 1.75L) PBR or Miller High Life for beer (cause fuck the haters) St. Ides for malt liquor ($3 for a 40, highest alcohol content of all 40s and I actually like the taste)
qwe3 05.16.11	fucking alcohol in the states is so cheap ugh
Satellite 05.16.11	yukon jack is decent. not something i buy, though. there are lots of really good microbreweries in mich (bell's, founders, new holland, etc.)
AngelofDeath 05.16.11	Shit, a thread about drinking I overlooked. Bell's Oberon and Founders Centennial IPA ftw.
Satellite 05.16.11	drinking an oberon right now! you absolutely must pick up some hopslam if you haven't already, aod.
FictitiousLandscape 05.16.11	I learned my lesson about how much I can handle when I chugged straight White Rum, blanked out and woke up with a chipped tooth and covered in vomit, covered in bruises and in a broken chair. Felt like a moron. Never again has such stupidity befallen me when drinking. Music is weird when drunk. Neither good nor bad. Just, weird. Getting fried is better. Music becomes orgasmic.
iFghtffyrdmns 05.16.11	currently on a 10 day antibiotic so I can't drink thus, life feels just a little bit more miserable than normal. plus the fact that the drug isn't even working, so I'm probably gonna get a new script soon... fuck.
Spec 05.16.11	So I found some absinthe. Should I bother?
Satellite 05.16.11	absinthe is weird. worth a shot. the only time i tried it i felt more high than drunk.
iFghtffyrdmns 05.16.11	"Music is weird when drunk. Neither good nor bad. Just, weird. Getting fried is better. Music becomes orgasmic." alright, no idea if anyone else experiences this too, but I can always understand lyrics a lot more easily when drunk than when sober? idk what it is, but if I listen to hardcore or lofi or something that has lyrics that aren't super intelligible and I've been drinking a decent amount, I can always make out what's being said so much more easily. no idea why.
climactic 05.16.11	first time i got drunk i pissed like 8 times, watched a youtube video like 40 times in a row, wrestled with my friend and passed out what the fuck
AngelofDeath 05.16.11	Yeah, I've heard the Hopslam is great. Hopefully I'll see it when I'm out in the near future.
Satellite 05.16.11	my friend bought a minikeg of it last month because he found a minikeg cooler (which apparently is something that exists) at a thrift store. so goddamn good.
FromDaHood 05.16.11	I remember making this list. I started jerking off in the middle of a room and tried pulling my hair out because "it was evil."
foreverendeared 05.16.11	What's up with people pissing themselves while drunk?
FromDaHood 05.16.11	Well first my hair hurt, then I decided that it had to go.
AngelofDeath 05.16.11	Man, minikegs are the shit. Perfect for small get-togethers with friends, dinner parties and the like. Hope they start popping up more.
FromDaHood 05.16.11	Xanax>alcohol
savagecabbage 05.16.11	pee the bed at someone elses house pee pee
Satellite 05.16.11	roofies are for girls
tkxxx7 05.16.11	I've been trying so hard to avoid this list
qwe3 05.16.11	"currently on a 10 day antibiotic so I can't drink" you can drink on antibiotics
aok 05.16.11	yay @ local natives. and getting drunk is cheaper when on antibiotics js
deepintheorchard 05.16.11	LSD.
Wolfhorde 05.16.11	The fuck man. Drinking get's a bad name from people like you. [2]
Curse. 05.16.11	I still have puke in my hair from last night. Keeping it classy.
Wolfhorde 05.16.11	More like keeping it pubertal.
BSX 05.16.11	FromDaHood - I've only known one person to do xanax and it was funny as hell
foreverendeared 05.16.11	I used to do xanax. It gets old real quick.
Curse. 05.16.11	Keeping it pubertal on my 21st birthday
qwe3 05.16.11	i used to do puberty i got old real quick
foreverendeared 05.16.11	lol genius
Trebor. 05.16.11	Heroin is so cool you guys.
foreverendeared 05.16.11	gotta follow it up with some crack to get goin again
BSX 05.16.11	Nah shrooms, we'll fly with kittens
foreverendeared 05.16.11	Geordi La Forge'in it
BSX 05.16.11	Exactly you know what's up
Trebor. 05.16.11	Drunk as a skunk. Rodents cannot handle their liquor.