RainbowButtMonkey: Would You Rather?

RainbowButtMonkey 05.06.11	Would you rather suck in air with the force of a vacuum when yawning or have blow-dryer strength farts?
Mewcopa0 05.06.11	high would you rather answer this question, or dunk your head in a vat of acid?
Mewcopa0 05.06.11	aw snaaaaaaaaaaaa
Josh D. 05.06.11	Really easy, drunk. I do it all the time.
Gyromania 05.06.11	Would you rather swallow a pint of vaginal blood or a swallow a pint of diarrhea?
Athom 05.06.11	I'd rather not be at a family event.
Gyromania 05.06.11	You didn't answer my question, Adam.
Gnocchi 05.06.11	gross Gyro, no
Mewcopa0 05.06.11	@gyro vag blood would you rather dry, salt, and then smoke an entire corpse out of a bong? or collect the smoke of a dead body in your mouth and sublimate it into solid matter.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.06.11	I'd rather not be at a family event. [2]
Gyromania 05.06.11	"would you rather dry, salt, and then smoke an entire corpse out of a bong? or collect the smoke of a dead body in your mouth and sublimate it into solid matter." Mewcopa wins this thread
Gyromania 05.06.11	I honestly don't even know
Gnocchi 05.06.11	Mewcopa wins this thread[2]
luci 05.06.11	I would rather be in my current state.
eternium 05.06.11	High.
savagecabbage 05.06.11	bin ladens dead?
Mewcopa0 05.06.11	no. obama is dead. bin ladens special agents killed him
Baphomet 05.06.11	High. Trippin is too hardcore for that and high is better than drunk yet would look almost the same to your relatives.
Spec 05.06.11	Drunk is easier to hide. It would also be the most fun.
RainbowButtMonkey 05.06.11	Always have a lot of crust around your eyes -OR- Always have white drool crust around your mouth?
Remer17 05.06.11	Always have a lot of crust around your eyes. I would think that's the lesser of the two evils when talking to shladies. Would you rather break your collar bone and separate your shoulder or bite your bottom lip off? (this was inspired by a "world's dumbest...." I watched today.)
RainbowButtMonkey 05.06.11	Good answer Remer... I'd say collar bone. No lip = freaky.
sublimefan1991 05.06.11	would you rather be sleep with a black man or be one?
adragonslater 05.06.11	shit idk, would you rather kill lil wayne or dick slap kanye
foreverendeared 05.06.11	stop asking me stupid questions and maybe I'll answer.
Curse. 05.06.11	would you rather die by being stabbed with little cocktail swords or little cocks
foreverendeared 05.06.11	lol BEST QUESTION EVER. would i still have to be stabbed with the little cocks until I died? or...?
Curse. 05.06.11	Yes, both is until you die
37er00 05.06.11	oh god yes
Winsomniac 05.06.11	Small chickens?
foreverendeared 05.06.11	I feel like little cocks wouldn't do enough damage to kill me so it would be a much slower death, like getting stabbed with dicks until I just die of natural causes or aids or something.
foreverendeared 05.06.11	I'm gonna go with little cocks and assume you meant little rooster. HAH!
foreverendeared 05.06.11	Winsomniac knows what's up
foreverendeared 05.06.11	Would you rather die from drinking too much water, or from dehydration?
37er00 05.06.11	water drinking
taxidermist 05.06.11	I'd drink the pee. Would you rather eat cow or horse crap.
jayfatha 05.06.11	Would you rather strip in front of your grandparents, or have them strip in front of you?
pizzamachine 05.06.11	In front of 'em 'cause I could wait until they die.
Emim 05.06.11	Would you rather never return to this thread? >Yes No
MO 05.06.11	high