edgeXforXlife: My First Review!

edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Read it please!
Satellite 05.05.11	i was edgeXforXlife at one point. then i turned 17.
twlight 05.05.11	i'm going to scrutinize the shit out of your review
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	What happened? I drank once and know I will never touch a drop again.
Satellite 05.05.11	what happened is i became awesome and yes you will
Deviant. 05.05.11	I don't get the username, is it meant to be edge straight for straight life?
Trebor. 05.05.11	I'm straight-edge, but you don't see me bragging about it.
TomArnoldsArmpit 05.05.11	Bragger.
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Well I couldn't think of a name. It just came to mind! LOL!
thunder15 05.05.11	EDGIN
Curse. 05.05.11	being in-your-face edge was cool when I was sixteen
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Well I'm 15. 16 in june.
Spec 05.05.11	i was edgeXforXlife at one point. then i turned 17. This so much.
Deviant. 05.05.11	I wish I was younger so I could've been a part of that whole phenomenon
telebyrd 05.05.11	review is too short to mean, or say, anything poignant.
Awesomesauce 05.05.11	Being in-your-face edge is the coolest thing ever. You know what you should do? Steal some money out of your mum's handbag and go get yourself a giant edge tattoo. The bigger the better. You will definitely never regret it. Especially when you're trying to explain what it means to some trashy whore you're trying to pick up after a few beers at the local dive when you're 32.
Curse. 05.05.11	Make sure you get it across your hands
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	I already write X's on my hands in sharpie XD
Curse. 05.05.11	ugh if you aren't a troll you should be an hero
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Wtf is an hero?
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	Guys are probably being a little hard on him. Still lulzy. "i was edgeXforXlife at one point. then i turned 17." This x10000000000000000
Curse. 05.05.11	also lol at you thinking you are making any decisions that impact the rest of your life at 15
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Why not? Justin Bieber was famous at like 16. That's impacted the rest of HIS life. Why can't I do something to impact mine at a young age?
IRubU 05.05.11	he has a point
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	How is not drinking going to make you as famous as Bieber?
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	I'm not talking about being famous. I'm talking about making decisions that will impact the rest of your life. It doesn't matter how young you are, you can make life changing decisions.
Curse. 05.05.11	For the most part you can only make stupid life-changing decisions at 15, like get somebody pregnant or pay to see Skyline in theaters.
henryjohnson 05.05.11	Listen to some more rap
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	I'm curious as to the bases in which your 'sxe' pledge was formed. I mean... why? ATD-I cleared up drinking... kind of. But I'm curious as to your dislike for "drugs".
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Those are stupid decisions curseworship. I'm making a smart one and deciding to never use drugs, or drink, or anything of the sort.
Curse. 05.05.11	How is having a few drinks a bad decision?
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	^Fictitious Like I said, I've seen what alcohol and also drugs can do to you. I'd rather not end up like those people.
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	"^Fictitious Like I said, I've seen what alcohol and also drugs can do to you. I'd rather not end up like those people." No, I mean things like over-the-counter, prescribed medication, caffeine, marijuana, etc.
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	These drugs that can be good for you can also be bad for you. The commercials are always saying all the side effects and then how there's recalls and commercials saying that you can get money back if someone in your family has died from medicine and there's a lot of it. So I decided not to take them.
Curse. 05.05.11	You believe the commercials that ambulance-chasers throw up? really?
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	"These drugs that can be good for you can also be bad for you. The commercials are always saying all the side effects and then how there's recalls and commercials saying that you can get money back if someone in your family has died from medicine and there's a lot of it. So I decided not to take them." Thats like saying you're not going to fly on an airplane because you saw in the news an airplane crashed. But, it is your choice, of course. Though I feel things like no caffeine, or, better, no pot, are rather peculiar/absurd.
ChuckSchuldiner 05.05.11	edge where do you live?
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	Edge, answer my question. Er, retort to my statement.
FictitiousLandscape 05.05.11	FOR THE RECORD; 2 is awesome.
PinkElephants 05.05.11	You really fucked your approval rating by throwing your mediocre review to the wolves...good luck repairing that destroyed number.
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Hey, I can improve! I'd like to see you do better.
Curse. 05.05.11	Plus his second is really good. Yours is much worse.
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Yeah, his second. My second will be GODLY! Writing it right now.
Curse. 05.05.11	Will suck
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	Wait for it. I will tell you when it is up.
balcaen 05.05.11	it's far too blatant of a username, i agree. damn though, a troll with time to write reviews? shit. can't wait
Gnocchi 05.05.11	Sounds trollie, if not, that might be a better option for this profile. 25% approval. Well Done Kid.
Sanders 05.05.11	I really wish this wasn't a troll.
edgeXforXlife 05.05.11	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/43312/Circa-Survive-Blue-Sky-Noise/ PRAISE MY REVIEW!
Willie 05.05.11	These are the names attached to edge: edgeXforXlife, paranoidcreep and SammyH
Gnocchi 05.05.11	Is your second list going to be "my second review?"
Gnocchi 05.05.11	The perks of being a mod.
Gnocchi 05.05.11	Lol, no reviews. Say bye bye. p.s. what happened?
Willie 05.05.11	plagiarism
Gnocchi 05.05.11	Yep, that'l do it.
Trebor. 05.05.11	This kid is plain stupid.
balcaen 05.05.11	i guess that was kind of fun. sleep nao
Gnocchi 05.05.11	And let that be a lesson for all the other 15yr olds on the site.

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