Emim: Most Redneck Thing

Emim 05.04.11	The most redneck thing I've ever done......is my sister! lololololololololololol It actually was washing my entire car with a window squeegee at a gas station.
SeaAnemone 05.04.11	killin' chick'ns fer a summ'r wit ma bare han's seriously
Emim 05.04.11	Eating at a KFC doesn't count.
savagecabbage 05.04.11	fucked my sister in the back of a 4x4 at a family reunion while pa was herdin' goats and drinkin' camouflaged bush beer while ma gave me pointers on the G spot.
Emim 05.04.11	DAMNIT THIS IS SERIOUS
ZilbelPing 05.04.11	He was being serious.
Counterfeit 05.04.11	siphoned gas out of your tank
Maniac! 05.04.11	Maniac! likes this.
omnipanzer 05.04.11	Cut up a tree that fell in my yard with a Sawzall because the rental store was closed. Currently using a can of Chicken & dumplings to hold up an armoire because the leg broke when it was moved and my wife won't give the damn thing up... * hangs head.
Emim 05.04.11	"siphoned gas out of your tank" so it was you, you pisser
savagecabbage 05.04.11	fuck you for not takin my tender moments seriously. last time we have a heart to heart.
Emim 05.04.11	@omni: That's the spirit!
SeaAnemone 05.04.11	ummm but I seriously did work on farms for a summer talking to farmers about the weather and about how Obama sucks and about chickens then I would have to go kill a bunch. I've done many many other redneck things, being from the country sorta, but that seems like the most outstanding.
Emim 05.04.11	Well, there's a difference between being a country boy and a redneck. But killing chickens with your bare hands is sufficiently redneck.
Hyperion1001 05.04.11	I've been fishing with a shotgun before.
dixoncocks 05.04.11	Fixed my car with duct tape i bought at wallmart.
Scrambled 05.04.11	MIMMMMMSSSSSYYYYY
ConsiderPhlebas 05.04.11	Not being from the states I'm not sure what counts. I punched someone for spilling my drink once, then bought him a beer to call it even.
BigHans 05.04.11	Common things to do as a teenager where I grew up Ice Fish - while drunk of course Going muddin - ie driving through random fields with a pickup truck - while drunk of course Deer/Duck Hunting - blasting animals to smithereens, some people were drunk of course Bailing hay at the age of 6 - fuck yeah Cow tipping - didnt partake but it happened playing chicken with snowmobiles - while drunk Having keggers in the middle of some field, where there was always a required minimum of 3 fistfights per night Ripping road signs out of the ground - while drunk of course Just scratching the surface here really
omnipanzer 05.04.11	Done most of those (or a comparable alternative) at least once Hans LOL.
Hyperion1001 05.04.11	The senior prank at my high school last year was for a bunch of country boys to go out and catch opossums and then let them go in the commons at lunch. It was actually kind of funny.
SeaAnemone 05.04.11	I can sympathize with some of those Hans. Ever been 'possum hunting in the middle of the night (to spot their eyes in the dark, of course) with shotguns from the back of a pickup?
Emim 05.04.11	Hans knows how it's done. While being drunk is not a necessity, it does provide a 2x multiplier to any redneck action.
BigHans 05.04.11	forgot to add skipping school to spear catfish out of a river sneaking on to a 9 hole golf course at 2 AM and playing a round with flashlights Going to other schools sporting events to start fights during election seasons ripping every democratic candidates sign out of the ground, and actually plotting it out before hand on an elaborate map.
BigHans 05.04.11	There were two guys that will forever be legends at the school I went to. During deer hunting season, they brought a deer corpse into one of the boys bathrooms, sat it up on the shitter, put sunglasses on it, and put a cigarette in its mouth. It actually got a mention on Leno. LEGENDS
Meatplow 05.04.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdU2eVYSg just made this
Emim 05.04.11	"There were two guys that will forever be legends at the school I went to. During deer hunting season, they brought a deer corpse into one of the boys bathrooms, sat it up on the shitter, put sunglasses on it, and put a cigarette in its mouth. It actually got a mention on Leno. LEGENDS" Ha ha ha ha ha, that's epic
Hyperion1001 05.04.11	We had two guys crawl up into the ceiling and build a lounge on the crawlspace complete with a futon, tv, xbox, and refrigerator. They stayed up there for an entire semester before they finally caught them on camera one night in the school.
DominionMM1 05.04.11	Hans, aren't you from NoDak?
Ovrot 05.04.11	I have a couch in my yard. But my yard is neat and tidy and the couch is under a nice shady tree
North0House2 05.04.11	I got in a fight with my rooster this morning. But, I won because I have feet and was holding a broom. I might have erased his memory. THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR JUMPING ON MY BACK LIKE A BLOODY ZERGLING.
accompliceofmydeath 05.04.11	Hans is from MN
Masochist 05.04.11	I have hunted for crawdads after a flood to cook and eat. Kept the Christmas tree/lights up for half the year. Have eaten cold, field-raised chicken from straight out a meat freezer. Went to some guys land on the outskirts of town and smashed computers. Good times.
Satellite 05.04.11	i really like shooting guns. my uncle is a quasi redneck who lives in the middle of nowhere and has roughly thousands of guns. went up there last fall with my brother and shot pretty much every gun in existence. if my uncle had neighbors, they would have thought WWIII had begun. it was awesome. http://oi55.tinypic.com/nq7fqf.jpg that's a pic of the handguns we shot alone. i don't know if that's ostensibly "redneck" per se, but as a hipster vegan bleeding heart it sorta feels like it is.
Emim 05.04.11	"Kept the Christmas tree/lights up for half the year." We haven't taken them down for about 3-4 years, minus the Christmas tree though. That stays on the porch for a few months until it turns brown. "i really like shooting guns. my uncle is a quasi redneck who lives in the middle of nowhere and has roughly thousands of guns. went up there last fall with my brother and shot pretty much every gun in existence. if my uncle had neighbors, they would have thought WWIII had begun. it was awesome." Obliterating things with guns is the epitome of cathartic. You haven't lived until you've unloaded a 12 gauge from the hip into various water-carrying vessels.
Emim 05.11.11	Since I know you're all terribly interested in my day to day life.... Today I am wearing camo shorts, Corona flip flops, and a beat up white t-shirt that says "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."
BigHans 05.11.11	Hans, aren't you from NoDak? ^ Ive lived half of my life in North Dakota (Fargo), and the other half in Minnesota. Fargo is right on the ND/MN border. currently live in MN and work in Fargo. Basically Im both.
BigHans 05.11.11	Today I am wearing camo shorts, Corona flip flops, and a beat up white t-shirt that says "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see." ^ Awesome
omnipanzer 05.11.11	"Today I am wearing camo shorts, Corona flip flops, and a beat up white t-shirt that says "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."" big fan of wal-mart huh?
Emim 05.11.11	lol, I think my girlfriend would die of embarrassment if she saw me.
Emim 05.11.11	"big fan of wal-mart huh?" Not a single item was purchased there. Their 5 dollars shirts are great though; perfect size.
BigHans 05.11.11	Wal-Mart rules. Not the people who frequent, but the store itself is awesome. Low prices, can get pretty much anything there. Can't complain about that.
Emim 05.11.11	The night crew is terrifying.
mahan9792 05.14.11	props for 1. only list i ever sees it on... and stufff
Satellite 05.14.11	how is that redneck? where i'm from that's called being awesome.