Winsomniac
04.26.11 | List is recent diggings.
Tits. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | Tits, no question |
Hyperion1001
04.26.11 | Why choose when you can have both? |
ZilbelPing
04.26.11 | Ass, no question. |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | Tits. By a hair. |
Tyrael
04.26.11 | Ass, but most people will say tits anyways. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | I recognize the usefulness of ass, but my youth loves the shit out of a great chest. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | Tits
that doesn't mean they have to be big. they can be small and awesome at the same time |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | 42. |
rockandmetaljunkie
04.26.11 | you can't screw tits |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | i used to think ass was more important. then i actually saw a naked girl and had sex and stuff |
KILL
04.26.11 | chodes |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | tits |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Way to sidestep the entire question, sonicthebummer :( |
Spec
04.26.11 | Tits. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | can't believe ass is losing. fuck you guys |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | sonictheblumpkin |
dnor
04.26.11 | my new girlfriend has a pretty nice ass (7/10) but her tits are kind of small (4/10)
I still love having sex with her. So results of this list matter not. To me, both are awesome....but they hardly make or break a sexual experience. |
Spec
04.26.11 | Lol. |
Phideaux
04.26.11 | @Wolfhorde: I lol'd
My answer is both. Probably tits if I had to choose.
I love your profile picture, win. |
Sanders
04.26.11 | tits or gtfo |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you can't vote, ball-kin.
And your chest ain't bad, js. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | dnor, your gf seems kinda ugly. does she have a cute face at least? |
rockandmetaljunkie
04.26.11 | i love pussy more than both |
dnor
04.26.11 | she's beautiful Weeping :) those aren't ratings in the sense of cuteness, those are just like....i mean, if a huge pair of tits = 10/10, her's aren't big so it's a 4/10. They are still cute and perky titties. don't get me wrong lol |
Thane
04.26.11 | I recognize the usefulness of tits, but my mouth loves the shit out of a great ass.
fixed no problem |
JamieTwort
04.26.11 | Tits |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | got it.
for me, big doesn't always equal good. sometimes B's can be better than DD's |
ZilbelPing
04.26.11 | can't believe ass is losing. fuck you guys [2] |
ZilbelPing
04.26.11 | can't believe ass is losing. fuck you guys [2] |
balcaen
04.26.11 | that WAS my vote. also my tits are beautiful. none of this js shit.
it's pretty hard for an ass to be fucked up... i mean you see a girl wearing daisy dukes and you know that shit is good to go. no imagination needed.
but tits... those can be deceiving. push-up bras man. shit |
dnor
04.26.11 | bal's got the nicest set of chesticles on planet earth. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | "that WAS my vote. also my tits are beautiful. none of this js shit.
it's pretty hard for an ass to be fucked up... i mean you see a girl wearing daisy dukes and you know that shit is good to go. no imagination needed.
but tits... those can be deceiving. push-up bras man. shit"
but as far as actual sex goes (unless you're into doggy style or reverse cowgirl) ass doesn't really matter at all |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Yeah, but if a girl's ass isn't in shape...
Barf. :( |
balcaen
04.26.11 | wait, there are people not into those positions? are you guys all having missionary? DUDE |
Thane
04.26.11 | thats true balcaen, tits can make or break a girl tbh. you have good asses and you have decent asses. don't think i've ever said "dayum thats one ugly ass" but i sure as hell have said that about tits. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | @Win if the girl isn't in shape you probably won't want to fuck with any part of her, safe for the face. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | not a huge fan of doggy |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "bal's got the nicest set of chesticles on planet earth."
I think I speak for everyone when I say: I don't believe that until I've seen proof.
@Thane: If a girl has the ass of a horse you might reconsider what you just said. (there are people that have a figure like a ming vase) |
fr33convict
04.26.11 | Rush. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | @Thane: or a lack thereof...
balc, the position is less game-changing to me than the location. If there's a chance we can get caught and in trouble, it makes it infinitely sexier. |
dnor
04.26.11 | I personally don't like hitting it from the back...never feels as good for the girl as it does for the guy...and I feel bad because I actually care about the girl I'm fucking right now lol And when a girl's on top...if she's facing me, those titties bouncing is hot as fuck. BUT.... if she's facing away, watching that ass slap up and down is pretty awesome too....So see....
Both ass AND tits are important. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | THAT'S WHY IT'S SUCH AN IMPORTANT QUESTION, DAN! |
anarchistfish
04.26.11 | 'you can't screw tits'
wanna bet? |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | "you can't screw tits"
Someone's never had a titty fuck. |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | damnit you beat me |
kanker
04.26.11 | the answer is alexis texas |
fr33convict
04.26.11 | "I think I speak for everyone when I say: I don't believe that until I've seen proof."
balcean tits or gtfo
Tits > ass. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | @dnor dude are you kidding? i'd say 70% of the girls i've talked to about it say doggy feels the best. on a visual level, i can see where you're coming from.
imo, they're both important. but i'm more likely to not want to get with a girl with a nasty ass+decent tits than the other way around. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | It's balcaen. Although balcean kinda looks like balscene, which I'd be so down for.
SKUNK HAIR |
UnnamedOcean
04.26.11 | Seriously, overall body is better than just tits or ass. |
ffs
04.26.11 | depends |
Psilocyanide
04.26.11 | Ass. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | How balc talks she might be secretly a porn star. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | surprised no sputdicks have come down to defend the honor of the legmen |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | "I personally don't like hitting it from the back...never feels as good for the girl as it does for the guy..."
Not true. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | We're arguing what's ultimately more important.
And tits are just too fun to pass up. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | i think we all know that face is most important. if a girl has a perfect pair of tits and a perfect ass but has a fugly face... no way man |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "surprised no sputdicks"
Touché. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Weeping has clearly never done it in the dark. |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | "i think we all know that face is most important."
Well, yeah, obviously. |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | Always with the lights on. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | i have done it in the dark once. and it was actually probably the best sex i've had |
UnnamedOcean
04.26.11 | Weeping has it right. One of my friends is always saying "just imagine someone else!" (when doing an ugly chick). Sorry, but that just doesn't work for some people. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "Weeping has clearly never done it in the dark." It doesn't need to be dark. Enough alcohol and most people will fuck the ugliest troll at the party. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | @WeepingBanana again, turn off the lights, find a position where you don't face her. GO
sputdicks is jug a colloquialism for dudes on the site. people seem to think i'm being puny |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Dammit stop avoiding the question!
Pussies. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | fuck that, bal |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "sputdicks is jug a colloquialism for dudes on the site. people seem to think i'm being puny" .. or you just like the sputdicks. Literally. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | Win, pussies isn't an option... |
R6Rider
04.26.11 | ass |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Balc's a switch hitter, yo.
Which is a major turn-on, btw. Convert more of your peers for me, balc. Threesomeniac demands it. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 |
Which is a major turn-on, btw. Convert more of your peers for me, balc. Threesomeniac demands it.
123 |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | "Threesomeniac demands it."
lol'ed |
ShadowRemains
04.26.11 | usually ass, but varies a lot |
SloppyMilkshake
04.26.11 | Ass. I've been fooled by tits too many times. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | i haven't wanted to fuck chicks for a year now, so yes. i suppose i like the sputdick.
@WeepingBanana lights on is better imo, i was just giving advice for dealing with a butterface |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | How have you been fooled by tits, Sloppy?
balc, how do you feel about threesomes? |
WeepingBanana
04.26.11 | i deal with butterfaces by just not getting involved with them |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "WeepingBanana lights on is better imo, i was just giving advice for dealing with a butterface" Speaking from experience, eh? Admit it. |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | Dated a few. I think it was more of a phase they went through, to be honest. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | I bet 33% of the people commenting in here have actually boned before |
ShadowRemains
04.26.11 | "How have you been fooled by tits, Sloppy?"
push-up bra most likely
|
BigHans
04.26.11 | oh, and Balcean is right, chicks love it from behind. You have to be standing though, for ultimate leverage/thrusting power |
ShadowRemains
04.26.11 | hans, that's a pretty generous guess |
KILL
04.26.11 | wheres the option for vagina? gota love a large labia dudes chewin the meat all night long |
balcaen
04.26.11 | @WeepingBanana that really is the best plan. kudos mate
@threesomeniac they're ok. difficult to concentrate imo, there's always too much going on. works better if the 3rd person is a fluffer/voyeur... that isn't quite a threesome though. |
Hocmat
04.26.11 | Ass, for sure. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | So spoke Pharaoh Hans. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | and 32% of those people are Hans, Win, and balc.
Although not at the same time. Sorry Hans, you're cool and all, but I'm not down to share my stomping grounds. |
SloppyMilkshake
04.26.11 | @Win; On several occasions I've been with girls who SEEMED to have perfect breasts, and then it turns out, that wasn't the case. Saggy or misshapen or weird nipples are common surprises.
Oh, and funny little anecdote. This may be a bit too personal, but I was once with a girl who I didn't know was lactating and I accidentally tasted some of her milk when mouthing around her breasts.
So yeah, ass wins. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | thanks ok Win |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "I bet 33% of the people commenting in here have actually boned before"
Uh, ultimate burn. |
AngelofDeath
04.26.11 | Also, I was referring to bisexuals in my last post, not butterfaces lol. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Eeeeeeeee...
What did it taste like?
Also, lol maximum thrusting power. My maximum thrusting power is dangerous. |
pizzamachine
04.26.11 | Mine is over 9000. |
balcaen
04.26.11 | win skeets like a pressure washer |
SloppyMilkshake
04.26.11 | Sour. In a bad way.
It was kinda funny though. I didn't think nothing of it at first, but after we were finished I was kinda like "So...yeah...thanks for that, I was a bit parched."
Luckily, she wasn't so much embarrassed as she was amused. |
pizzamachine
04.26.11 | ⟰ 100th comment |
MoosechriS
04.26.11 | Ass every day of the week!!!! |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "Also, lol maximum thrusting power. My maximum thrusting power is dangerous."
Lol, next day - headline in the local news "Death by penetration". In the most literal sense. |
SloppyMilkshake
04.26.11 | Somebody feature this list. |
dnor
04.26.11 | idk karlee (my gf) definitely enjoys being on top more. and i'm not complaining. feels great and i have to do very little work. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Eeeew.
And balc, I mentioned nothing of my ejaculate. And I'd imagine a pressure washer would likely hurt both parties.
So nah, it depends on how much I like you. |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | My mother's titties are my favorite kind. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | ^ That's just disgusting. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Yeah, real creeped. |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | mmmmmm |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | lmfao, Will. |
Satellite
04.26.11 | i've never heard a rational argument for ass over tits |
BigHans
04.26.11 | you guys should try a move I call "double impact." you have their legs up in the air, youre standing and pounding away, and you take one hand and rub the clit at the same time. Works every time. Watch out for squirters though.
That work for me telling stories Win? |
wakeupdead
04.26.11 | Legs. But for the sake of the question, tittiesss |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | /getsdepressed |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "mmmmmm" Fuck you, you just ruined my coffee. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | lmfao |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | lol sorry guys. I'll stop being gross. |
Ovrot
04.26.11 | Nothing turns me on more that a women's cock |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | That's pretty standard fare for me, Hans. Minimal extra effort, and the chicks seem to appreciate it.
Nah man, gotta be like: So this one time in high school I was getting blown in the 3rd row of a car while the girl's family was in it...
And yes. It was very awesome. I just had to wait until a few minutes after we got out to finish. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | Still waiting for my mail-order russian bride
|
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "Nothing turns me on more that a women's cock"
Why don't things like this strike me as a surprise? I bet half of Sputnik is sexually totally fucked up. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | ok fine. My first blowjob was from a fat chick who's last name was Frost. She was a no-prider for sure. I thought I had snuck away but a bunch of my friends found out what I was doing and walked in on us on purpose. I left in shame, as I was barely 14, and they called me "frost-bite" for like 6 months after that, it was pretty funny actually. What they didnt know was she called me like a week later and offered me a blow job again so I got on my bike and got another one. Then the next week I got one from two of her friends, She didnt like that and beat one of them up, like hardcore. Then she told everyone she blew me many times and I denied it. And then she gave me one more for good measure. I had to stop after that cause I was afraid one of the times she would bite my dick off. |
dnor
04.26.11 | maniac, try what hans said when you finally have the pleasure of fornicating with a women. you'll instantly seem professional, and open the sexual doors you have in front of you. |
savagecabbage
04.26.11 | " I bet half of sputnik is sexually totally fucked up."
You deserve money for this statement. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | I really need to get out of this house |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Lol Frost-Bite. |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | I'm actually super boring in that regard. I don't even have any weird fantasies or anything, unless you count titty fucking my mom as weird. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "maniac, try what hans said when you finally have the pleasure of raping thousands of women"
Fix'd.
@forever: Either your mum is young and really hot or you're just fucked up. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | LOL wolf and endeared are killing me today |
Ovrot
04.26.11 | I actually don't like traps.
It's a little creepy.
But I assume my mentalities are normal |
BigHans
04.26.11 | Wolfhorde dont knock that move, its fucking epic. |
Ovrot
04.26.11 | Bukkake is hot |
MoosechriS
04.26.11 | Im into eating my girlfriends ass. |
foreverendeared
04.26.11 | Sorry, I promised I would stop and then I did it again. My uncle did the same thing to me every night. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "Wolfhorde dont knock that move, its fucking epic" I'll knock whatever I want. Also, as future-einherjer we have the right to rape, drink and burn down everything. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | It's pretty awesome when a girl agrees to take it in the face. That's when you know you have a trooper. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | maniac, try what hans said when you finally have the pleasure of fornicating with a women. you'll instantly seem professional, and open the sexual doors you have in front of you.
^ Two problems with Maniac doing that
1. He probably doesnt have a clue where the clit is, and even if he does with no experience he won't know how much pressure to apply and will end up causing her discomfort.
2. You get deep penetration with that method so he would last, oh I don't know, maybe 8 seconds. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | I ALWAYS get deep penetration. And that's why you pace yourself, Hans. The blowie is only the beginning. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "2. You get deep penetration with that method so he would last, oh I don't know, maybe 8 seconds." Depends on how she looks. If she looks like the lead singer of Immortal (with corpsepaint of course) then you can probably do it until the supernova. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | It's pretty awesome when a girl agrees to take it in the face. That's when you know you have a trooper.
^ Even more so if you find one that lets you tape her taking it in the face. |
Tyrael
04.26.11 | I'm so jealous of you BigHans, jesus christ. |
VicariousIntent
04.26.11 | Tits. I heard assmen are serial rapists who listen to Creed and have small penises. Idk, that's just what I heard |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Tape? Jesus you're old, Hans.
That's why I have 9 webcams installed in my room, bro.
A friend in the closet directs. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | But it get's really badass when you're that good that even the friends of the chick you just did willingly get raped by you. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | You can't rape the willing. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | thats pretty good Wolfhorde. I take it you pattern your sexual practices after the Mongols? |
dnor
04.26.11 | eh, i just assumed brandon was never going to get laid when i made that post hans...sorry |
Kimm
04.26.11 | I have both, thanks for asking. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | lol dnor. I hope he does for his sake. |
Masochist
04.26.11 | Right...I'm here to defend the humble Legman.
A good pair of legs usually accompanies a nice-to-WHOADAMN ass, so a good set of legs is the very first sign of attraction to a girl whose face I haven't seen...long, toned gams are usually a sign that, at the very least, there's little jiggle when she wiggles the middle.
(Sorry for that).
THAT BEING SAID...personally (stereotypically), I'm an ass man. But I think that it depends: when it comes to initial attraction (clothes on), it's booty over boobs. Boobs are nice to look at when they're big, but it's something I just look at...and I'm attracted specifically to them. An ass makes me more interested in the girl, oddly enough. In sex, though, a good set of tits can do so much more for me (please note that "good" doesn't necessarily mean "big;" that's a very important distinction). I wouldn't know anything about that, though ;-) |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | ...But how many Asians do you know?
Assochist :(
Also, I did chuckle a little that you're an ass man. I can respect tit though. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | :( |
BigHans
04.26.11 | Are you racial stereotyping Win? |
Masochist
04.26.11 | Awww, Win, chin up! Just because she's only probably ever met two Asians in her life (and the other one probably works at the convenience store down the street) doesn't mean she didn't mean it when she called you her favorite. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | lol I had a really good one for Win but I will refrain. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "thats pretty good Wolfhorde. I take it you pattern your sexual practices after the Mongols?"
Shit, how do you know that some of my ancestors were Mongols? |
BigHans
04.26.11 | Because like 1% of the world is a descendent of Ghengis Khan in some way, no lie. |
climactic
04.26.11 | tits |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Well, they were better at that "genocide and getting land for our men" thing than the Nazis. Wow, I just realized I have genocide in my genes. Ace. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | put that on your resume |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Nono, by all means, go for it Hans. You should know by now that I can handle a joke or two at my expense.
Prus, Asian jokes are teh funnies. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | Nah its too easy anyway |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Now I'm starting to think you didn't have a joke in the first place. |
JWT155
04.26.11 | No contest. Ass. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | No it was going to be a crack about you claiming to get "deep penetration," being Asian and all. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "No it was going to be a crack about you claiming to get "deep penetration," being Asian and all."
Please proceed. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Eh, I don't really mind the small penis jokes. They're funny as a stereotype, but I have yet to receive a complaint about my penis size. |
BigHans
04.26.11 | thats good then Win. Wolfhorde that was the jist of it. Just would have been worded differently. |
ZippaThaRippa
04.26.11 | Tits |
JWT155
04.26.11 | Wrong answer, try again. |
Masochist
04.26.11 | I like how the previous convo commenced with random interjections of "ass" or "tits" in the middle of it. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Though some female asian slaves would be nice. I bet the mongols had some, too. Good ol' times. |
anarchistfish
04.26.11 | "I was once with a girl who I didn't know was lactating and I accidentally tasted some of her milk when mouthing around her breasts."
Is that where you get your nick from? |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | mmmm cute asian girls |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | ^ We should ask Odin if we can invite some of them up to us. The broader the choice, the better. |
Masochist
04.26.11 | "I was once with a girl who I didn't know was lactating and I accidentally tasted some of her milk when mouthing around her breasts."
Is that where you get your nick from?"
How was this comment made so late!? |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | You can have 'em. But I return, ALL YOUR WHITE WOMENZ ARE BELONG TO ME. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | I got this thing for redheads.......
it's called a penis
hurr |
thunder15
04.26.11 | @SloppyMilkshake "I was once with a girl who I didn't know was lactating and I accidentally tasted some of her milk when mouthing around her breasts."
OMG IS THAT HOW YOU GOT YOUR NAME? |
thunder15
04.26.11 | goddammit anarchistfish |
ZippaThaRippa
04.26.11 | White girls are meh, I like that that cinnamon colored skin man |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | White girls can be tan. I just have a thing for blonde hair and blue/hazel/green/not brown eyes. |
anarchistfish
04.26.11 | ^_^ |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | http://www.d3scene.com/forum/members/kolkoo/albums/hot-demotivationals/3616-obedience-sexy-bathtub-redhead-girl-naughty-demotivational-poster-1248732736.jpg
HUBBA HUBBA |
pedroia55
04.26.11 | Pussy? |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | For the sake of the question, that's not an option.
Will tally this up after like 250 comments or something. |
Maniac!
04.26.11 | c'mon guys that pic is hotttttttttttttt |
cvlts
04.26.11 | Ohhhhh man, this thread is full of WIN haha |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "You can have 'em. But I return, ALL YOUR WHITE WOMENZ ARE BELONG TO ME."
Just get your fucking ass to Valhall and we can all just pick what we want. Holy shit, that'd be one heck of a life goal. An international harem consisting of the most beautiful women of every ethnicity. |
Emim
04.26.11 | Good strong forearms are the most important. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | m/ Agreed, Wolf.
And Dante, got a vote? Lol. |
cvlts
04.26.11 | ima titties guy
love my chick stacked |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | I just did a little haiku to honor this list:
Important for men,
is a both a strong sword in hands,
as in his pants. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Good man, Dante.
Good man. |
Masochist
04.26.11 | The question remains:
Which is the most important--
The front or the back? |
Emim
04.26.11 | Honestly, I don't really have to choose at the present time, soooooooo
FUCK THIS LIST |
MO
04.26.11 | while tits are nice, you can't go wrong with a nice booty |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Haha can't say I'm surprised to find out you're an ass man, Metallic. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | While I appreciate all that tits and asses-stuff I rather like them together with all the other stuff. It just seems a bit strange seperated, you know? |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | PICK ONE, FGT! |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | TITS YOU FUCKER! I don't like my longsword soiled. You know. |
Winsomniac
04.26.11 | Yeah fuck backdoor.
No, wait... |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Sneaking in the backdoor of an old crappy house is easy. But getting through the front door of a mansion is not as easy. |
Obfuscation24
04.26.11 | Both. :3 |
darlingfemmefatal
04.26.11 | I think a more interesting question would be what body type: hourglass, apple, pear, or twig?
I'm an hourglass... so I love an awesome set of hips with a perky set of tits... kinda like the classic Venus shape ;) |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | "I think a more interesting question would be what body type: hourglass, apple, pear, or twig?" Because every man exactly knows what that is. |
Mewcopa0
04.26.11 | as
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darlingfemmefatal
04.26.11 | Hourglass = big tits, tiny waste, and a bubble butt.
Apple = Round ... alll the way around.
Pear = big ass, tiny titties
Twig = skiiiiiiinnnnny up and down.
:) |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Mash up the first and the latter and add some Ruslana Korshunova. Then you got it. |
clumsydonkey
04.26.11 | Tits fo sho |
dnor
04.26.11 | Let's just settle this with a simple answer.
As long as she has a pegleg, neither tits nor ass are important. |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | You have a really strange fetish, dnor. Though it doesn't wonder me considering your girlfriend's name includes the name "Karl" which is either a typical name for a fat cop or a almost 7 foot high weight lifting bold prisoner with a huge ass beard. |
dnor
04.26.11 | Pirates turn me on. If their is a parrot and eye patch involved...I usually just blow it right there in my pants :/ |
bungy
04.26.11 | Definitely kindness/charity/compassion or personality |
Wolfhorde
04.26.11 | Admit it. Your girlfriend is a he, has a beard, only one eye AND a pegleg. ADMIT IT!
"Definitely kindness/charity/compassion or personality "
Now you're just being a liar. |
kangaroopoo
04.26.11 | tits on an hourglass |
acorncheese
04.26.11 | just realized you have vessels on here. you fucking rock. |
acorncheese
04.26.11 | "Hourglass = big tits, tiny waste, and a bubble butt.
Apple = Round ... alll the way around.
Pear = big ass, tiny titties
Twig = skiiiiiiinnnnny up and down."
Twig and that is all |
cirq
04.26.11 | ass. |
SpottedTrout
04.26.11 | ass
but what would be skinny with big tits and no ass? hmm? |
Josh D.
04.26.11 | A all day.
That's a gay thing to say. Rhyming so fast, but I meant to say "ass". |
jayfatha
04.26.11 | TitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitssTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTitsTits |
whywontyoudie
04.26.11 | tits. |
Winsomniac
04.27.11 | Bump. Let's get some more votes and I'll tally this shit. |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | breasts |
balcaen
04.27.11 | ""Hourglass = big tits, tiny waste, and a bubble butt.
Apple = Round ... alll the way around.
Pear = big ass, tiny titties
Twig = skiiiiiiinnnnny up and down."
HAHAHA classifying body types like this is moronic. you sound like cosmopolitan had taught you everything about sex/womanhood |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | LOL! balcaen's on that dominating darling |
wabbit
04.27.11 | Personality? Humour? Not being a fatty? Charm? Intelligence?
These are all way more important than T&A |
wabbit
04.27.11 | oh and an attractive face but that goes without saying. |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | "Personality? Humour? Not being a fatty? Charm? Intelligence?
These are all way more important than T&A"
noo shit but that aint the question |
Vesper
04.27.11 | This is fucking hilarious.
Boys. |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | That is fucking hilarious.
Girls. |
balcaen
04.27.11 | leave it to a girl to add nothing to a discussion |
Vesper
04.27.11 | Fine. Ass. |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | balcaen's on that dominating girls left & right |
balcaen
04.27.11 | damn, thought i was walking into a "balcaen clearly knows all about that" comment so i could make fun of you for actually feeling the need to point out the irony. damn
still on team ass though. alex sim-wise. look it up. srs |
Vesper
04.27.11 | Man, you just sound like you're trying to get in her pants at this point. |
balcaen
04.27.11 | twas established long ago
vesper's jelly |
acorncheese
04.27.11 | LOL! vesper's on that making ignorant comments. |
Vesper
04.27.11 | Hey, I didn't say it was a bad thing. I'm sure you're a beautiful wimmin lady with a knack for Internet wit.
/jelly |
Satellite
04.27.11 | balc, why aren't you ever on tinychat anymore?
(reads this thread)
oh. |
balcaen
04.27.11 | my computer an hero'd like a week ago
nothing to do with you pigs, don't worry! |
Winsomniac
04.27.11 | Lol balc, has anyone told you you're the manliest girl ever?
For some inexplicable reason, I love it. You're like a bro with boobs and a coochie. |
Deviant.
04.27.11 | Ass, easily |
psykonaut
04.27.11 | ass men unite |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
04.27.11 | Ass4lyfe |
gotsthedewsdood
04.28.11 | probably ass. |
someguest
04.28.11 | Tits by an ass hair. |
taxidermist
04.28.11 | Ass
/thread |
someguest
04.28.11 | balcaen how many women have you had sex with |
Winsomniac
04.28.11 | Dammit taxi, don't you go slashing my threads all willy-nilly.
SLASHER NO SLASHING! |
Relinquished
04.28.11 | ass, of course
then tits
then personality |
someguest
04.28.11 | Lol. I only know one girl whose personality tops the other two Relinquished. |
taxidermist
04.28.11 | If you're gonna add personality, that matters most. |
DinoX
04.28.11 | I am near equal for both but I'm going to have to go with ass. |
someguest
04.28.11 | What did I just say? |
mahan9792
05.08.11 | hahahah funniest question ever.
ass
|
Captain North
05.08.11 | tits. |
North0House2
05.08.11 | Tits. |
Loanshark
05.08.11 | tits. |
Winsomniac
05.08.11 | Oh my god...
I think tits won by like... a single vote.
THE NAPKIN TALLY WOULD NOT LIE! |
Maniac!
05.08.11 | yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
tittays |
KILL
05.08.11 | cunt |
Josh D.
05.08.11 | Well. |
BallsToTheWall
05.08.11 | developed/tanned quads/hamstrings to shoot my load all over. if a girl doesn't have nice legs and im grabbing a fucking small tree. |
mahan9792
05.08.11 | true. legs play a big role for me |
daIceman
06.19.11 | ass... FOR SHURE |
anarchistfish
06.19.11 | nice bump |
coneren
06.19.11 | nice penis |
anarchistfish
06.19.11 | inorite
wanna touch? |
JustJoe.
06.19.11 | PERSONALITY!
I mean... |
singthewordhope
06.19.11 | this is a trick question
clothes off: tits
clothes on: ass |