ButcheredChildren
04.02.11 | lol drug testing |
Defeater
04.02.11 | do not do drugs |
Keasbey
04.02.11 | lol freelance whales |
fr33convict
04.02.11 | suck his dick |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | yeah, im in high school lol. i know its lame. |
Satellite
04.02.11 | maybe stop being such a huge disappointment |
Keasbey
04.02.11 | and yeah, not doing drugs would probably be the best bet. all i can say is to drink lots of water and run every day. maybe buy some niacin to help flush it out, but i've never tried that and don't know if it actually works so don't take my word on that part. |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | well i already quit lol and i am drinkin lots of water. and i remember there being a list last week about drug testing and it had a more positive response than this ha. but i couldnt find it... |
psykonaut
04.02.11 | keasbey speaks the truth, drink a fuckton of water and exercise a shitload everyday and pray for the best. or if you're over 18, tell your parents to fuck off |
Defeater
04.02.11 | yeah, telling your parents to fuck off. I'm sure that will work well. |
foreverendeared
04.02.11 | what kind of drug test? mouth swab? easy as hell to beat. Urine, not looking good. Hair? impossible |
bungy
04.02.11 | "maybe stop being such a huge disappointment"
lol |
FearThyEvil
04.02.11 | "maybe stop being such a huge disappointment"
Damn lol |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | i got caught one time a while ago. i stopped for 4 months and the day i did it again he tells me he was thinking about testing me. it's all lame i'm aware haha. |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | and its a urine test. a shitty walgreens/pharmacy home test. |
foreverendeared
04.02.11 | damn |
foreverendeared
04.02.11 | drink shit tons of water, especially right before you take it, that's your best bet |
Satellite
04.02.11 | okay, so he must have smelled it on you or noticed by your behavior that you were high if he detected it the exact day you resumed smoking. basically your dad is probably trying to get you to be honest with him and show a little respect. |
Satellite
04.02.11 | i mean at the very least the dude was cool enough to not talk your mom into getting an abortion, so showing him a little respect is the least you can do. |
Defeater
04.02.11 | "okay, so he must have smelled it on you or noticed by your behavior that you were high if he detected it the exact day you resumed smoking. basically your dad is probably trying to get you to be honest with him and show a little respect."
did you forget where you were? These kids don't need guidance, they know it all! |
Slum
04.02.11 | you're fucked dude |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | all i know is that home drug test aren't very accurate.
and that i read thc after one time usage may only last for 3-7 days? |
ButcheredChildren
04.02.11 | "all i know is that home drug test aren't very accurate."
or so you hope |
cajuperjaw
04.02.11 | before you piss, put a tiny bit of water from the toilet into the test. it should dilute it enough that it turns out negative, ive never actually tried this technique but ive heard it works. |
AnotherBrick
04.02.11 | drinking a shit ton of water is a great idea, but that isnt completely full proof and some people will make you drop again if your piss looks too diluted. If you have 50 bucks you can buy a Q-Carbo from those nutrient shops. I smoked on a thursday, dropped monday and passed it. Q-Carbo works.
Dont listen to cajuperjaw.
a lot of those companies put dye in the toilet water, so unless you piss blue that wont help you |
bungy
04.02.11 | use somebody else's urine. that way you don't have to do anything awful to your body like exercise or clean your system |
Satellite
04.02.11 | haha |
scissorlocked
04.02.11 | give your dad some shit |
AnotherBrick
04.02.11 | bungy is easily the most intelligent user on this site |
bungy
04.02.11 | you can be high while you take the drug test and pass |
Countess
04.02.11 | "that way you don't have to do anything awful to your body like exercise or clean your system"
lol |
darnielle
04.02.11 | ''I figured there are some smart guys on here''
uhhh |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | you guys are worthless haha |
Epilogue
04.02.11 | put visine in the piss. just a hint of it though. |
InFiction
04.02.11 | Actually yeah, tell your dad to fuck off. Drug testing your own kid is pretty fucked. |
NigelH
04.02.11 | Your dad sucks. |
Trebor.
04.02.11 | Move to a state where medical weed is legal. |
aok
04.02.11 | you should be ok. Drink lots of water and oj, casually delay when you're tested. if 'first time in a long time' is > 3-4 weeks, you're almost certainly good. i have friends who were sweating balls going into piss tests and passed them. |
Trebor.
04.02.11 | Piss, drink it, piss again
Works every time |
Dev518
04.02.11 | Wow. It's nice to have trusting parents. I assume it would be impossible to explain to your dad that smoking pot is your own moral choice, there are no serious health risks, and the only thing that keeps it illegal is racial stereotyping and lobbying from groups that make millions off of the prison industrial complex. Of course I don't smoke pot so I would never have this problem. |
thumbcrusher
04.02.11 | "It's nice to have trusting parents"
they have quite a good reason not to trust him as he is actually on drugs. |
Dev518
04.02.11 | I don't think smoking pot is morally wrong or a reason to not trust someone. I guess you wouldn't want your kid to end up in jail, but I personally wouldn't run my house as an autocracy. I would merely try to guide my kids towards the correct choices. The whole situation just seems kind of ridiculous to me. |
Defeater
04.02.11 | obviously you're not a parent |
ZippaThaRippa
04.02.11 | Maybe don't smoke weed and do something with your life |
gabethepiratesquid
04.02.11 | Drink lots of water and continue smoking it up |
ZippaThaRippa
04.02.11 | Wait nvm, that's probably too difficult |
pmmets07
04.02.11 | continue smoking if you like it. if they catch you enough, they'll stop caring. not joking. |
Thane
04.02.11 | if its one of those home-tests, don't worry. they suck. |
Counterfeit
04.02.11 | lololol |
gabethepiratesquid
04.02.11 | "continue smoking if you like it. if they catch you enough, they'll stop caring. not joking."
This is kind of true for a lot of kids. My mom freaked out and bitched and threatened to take legal action the first couple of times she caught me high. After a while, though, she just kind of was apathetic towards it as long as I didn't light up/snort/pop a pill in front of her. |
Counterfeit
04.02.11 | "apathetic towards it as long as I didn't light up/snort/pop a pill in front of her." my mom
funny enough though, my dad smokes pot too. no drug tests for meeeeeeeee |
gabethepiratesquid
04.02.11 | If my dad smoked pot, that would make it automatically less appealing. |
Counterfeit
04.02.11 | sux4u |
iwubmoosik
04.02.11 | fap until you pass out |
climactic
04.02.11 | you could just tell the truth... |
Counterfeit
04.02.11 | you really could youll get off easier |
climactic
04.02.11 | yea thats what i do cuz if you lie and then they drug test you and you come out positive they'll be way more pissed trust me |
climactic
04.02.11 | then again my dads a pothead and my mom doesnt give a shit so i have it pretty easy |
londoncalling457
04.02.11 | start taking shits in plastic bags, freeze them, then put all of the shit into the cup when the test happens and just play it off. chances are your dad will be more worried about the fact that you've been collecting your own poop than he will be about you smoking once in awhile. |
londoncalling457
04.02.11 | that's what i would do anyway |
gabethepiratesquid
04.02.11 | ^
Comment of the year. |
fr33convict
04.02.11 | lmao |
Athom
04.02.11 | it's a walmart test so go to your local liquor store and buy a detox drink for a few bucks. done. |
gotsthedewsdood
04.02.11 | doesnt dilution work? |
cirq
04.02.11 | drink lots of water and make sure that it isnt your first piss of the day.. |
aok
04.02.11 | different tests come up with different results depending on tampering. Given that you only had a few hits a few days ago, your best bet is to drink a lot of water, not look scared, casually delay the test and you should really be ok |
bbaked
04.02.11 | give guitar lessons and sell used vinyl online
move out of your parents place
get baked everyday.
problem solved |
bbaked
04.02.11 | having a couple room mates helps too |
newjunkaesthetic93
04.02.11 | how long do you have til you have to take the test?
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bungy
04.02.11 | just fucking hide your sober friend's piss under the sink in the bathroom |