Counterfeit: Teachers Are Bitches

Counterfeit 03.31.11	2 is still fucking amazing. As is 5.
omnipanzer 03.31.11	Title change eminent.
BigHans 03.31.11	needs moar manly metal
North0House2 03.31.11	I hope the mods come up with an awesome title. They probably will.
37er00 03.31.11	throw a party
Counterfeit 03.31.11	Mods wouldn't dare. But seriously, at my school if you're out of class for 30 minutes it's a truancy. I'm gone for 20, and the bitch still tries telling me I'm truant. And then when everyone is telling her she's wrong she straight up fucking lies saying "Oh you were gone for 20, that's a truancy." And I'm like no I'm fucking not, you said 30 minutes you can't change it up.. /teenage problems that aren't really problems.
Plank 03.31.11	You should set them on fire
AngelofDeath 03.31.11	WWVD (What would Varg do?)
omnipanzer 03.31.11	We'll just go ahead and post the origional title here for posterity "Teachers Are Bitches".
BigHans 03.31.11	I would kill to have this problem Feit
omnipanzer 03.31.11	first world problem right there sir. ;^)
aok 03.31.11	Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
JWT155 03.31.11	HS kids are bitches.
aok 03.31.11	also i'm extremely disturbed that when i search 'bitches ain't shit lyrics' in google, the first result is ben folds
Counterfeit 03.31.11	Why ya gotta play like that JWT, come on homieeeee.
Counterfeit 03.31.11	Dude, Hep, we read about 50's slang in history today and I saw hep. So yeah, now understand the primeness of your name, js
omnipanzer 03.31.11	"also i'm extremely disturbed that when i search 'bitches ain't shit lyrics' in google, the first result is ben folds" It's a well known version he regularly plays as concerts. Pretty sure it's the most relevant version atm.
omnipanzer 03.31.11	"Dude, Hep, we read about 50's slang in history today and I saw hep. So yeah, now understand the primeness of your name, js" /facepalm *so young
Baphomet 03.31.11	Substitute teachers are the best. You can mess with them as much as humanly possible and if/when they commit suicide nobody will care.
JWT155 03.31.11	Still love ya feit, I just know there's no fucking way I'm gonna teach HS kids unless I'm allowed to have a flask on me.
aok 03.31.11	@omni --> sigh. obviously computer algorithms think so, but i listened once and wanted to vomit.
omnipanzer 03.31.11	I like it but I'm a fan and have sen him in concert at least a half dozen times so I'm biased.
Counterfeit 03.31.11	True baph, but ive had this bitch like 3 times before, just hateeee. Agreed JWT, it's like, you grew up with these kids. You know high schoolers are arrogant little pricks, and yet you choose to teach them anyway? Fuck. that.
aok 03.31.11	thas fair, i never got into ben folds and if i was adjusted i might like it. i'm averse to covers as it is though, and seeing one of my favorite classic hip-hop tracks a rebirth in that fashion was not remotely to my liking -- esp as it has garnered a following
Ire 03.31.11	sexy display pic bro
Counterfeit 03.31.11	thx babe
Idnuf 03.31.11	Had a sub today, he saw someone texting so he took their phone, wrapped it in a sheet of looseleaf and taped it around with double sided tape like 20 times. Then he took one of those divider things they use in file cabinets and folded it around the phone, stapled the edges together so it was trapped in that. Then he wrapped another piece of looseleaf around that, and found this shiny paper in a cabinet so cut out a question mark shape it then taped it to the looseleaf. Then he wrapped a rubber band around the whole thing, and folded the edges of the divider thing wrapped around the phone so it made a little stand and displayed it in the front of the class.
Fugue 03.31.11	Tbh pupils are bitches too.
Counterfeit 03.31.11	hahahaha idnuf thats fuckin awesome.
FromDaHood 03.31.11	When we have subs we say 'can we go?' and they say 'Yeah.' Thought that was pretty much how it goes down everywhere