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| Alcoholsexdrugs
best sex/drugs/alcohol story.
them white boys know the deal, aint no fuckin phony.. | 1 | | the weeknd house of balloons
after my sophomore dance, a group of us were in a limo on our way home. one
of the passengers decided that he wanted some In 'n' Out (one of the best
hamburger chains in the world, for those who dont already know), so the driver
drove to the nearest one and parked, the kids all got out except for me and this
girl that i had been drinking with earlier that nite. as soon as all the other kids
got out, we jumped in the back of the limo and did our thing.
when i was done, i put the rubber in some kid's coke can. so, if tim reads this,
IM SORRY | 2 | | frank ocean nostalgia, ultra
i was drunk at this party. like fuckin smaaaaammered, bro! but i was hooking
up with this chick in the jacuzzi. there were about 4 or 5 other people in this
jacuzzi, drunk and hooking up.. well after a lil while, this chick reaches down,
grabs, jumps on and goes to town...IN THE FUCKIN JACUZZI WITH THOSE
OTHER PEOPLE IN THERE WITH US! i ended up getting her off of me...only to
take her to my car and finish the job! YEEEAAA | 3 | | sublime sublime
too long, read them here (i wrote this for a creative writing class that i was in
last semester) ::
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03.31.11 | these are all true, btw. | defjaw83
03.31.11 | Jacuzzi sitch sounds awesome! | AggravatedYeti
03.31.11 | last line of 1 is gold. | defjaw83
03.31.11 | Guess shit as cool as that doesn't happen in Wales bro! Best I've had is doing some chick up the ass outside a club! Ballin' | cirq
03.31.11 | hahaha
more stories! | klap
03.31.11 | i once hooked up with a chick on the roof of USC's Rossier School of Education.....oh wait
http://imgur.com/a/2RfCA#92Upx | Wolfhorde
03.31.11 | Question is not if that happened, question is how they looked like. | UnnamedOcean
03.31.11 | Haha sucks for Tim. | defjaw83
03.31.11 | Are those photos for real? That's legendary | cirq
03.31.11 | 1 was mexican/white, 2 was black/white, 3 was asian/white
they were all about a 6-7/10 | cirq
03.31.11 | lots of virgins? | MO
03.31.11 | I banged my girlfriend 6 times the other night, we didn't do anything but fuck, it was awesome. | cirq
03.31.11 | wow this is lame | UnnamedOcean
03.31.11 | Sadly I don't have any stories to share of fucking girls in the back of limousines. | MO
03.31.11 | I was responding to the virgins claim. Lets see
Back during high school I was pretty drunk and went to one of the dances. Lots of dancing like a moron involved and this chick who I think always liked saw this as the perfect chance to wet my whistle. We banged in the stairwell leading from the change rooms to the gym and one of the teachers found us. Didn't say anything just motioned for us to go with him. Best suspension ever.
Went to a bush party, again back in high school, and got smashed...again. Cops came and broke up the party and me and my buddy were the only ones who stayed behind. Didn't have any ID or anything and I told the cop my name was Murphy Griffin. My buddy tried to run away and ran straight into a tree...good times.
Used to do shrooms back in the day. Got high as shit with some buddies. It was night and we went into the woods behind people's houses and I guess we were really fucking loud, staring at trees and tripping the fuck out. We came out of the woods and lo and behold cops show up and we tripped out even more. After searching and finding nothing, yea we ate the whole half bag, they eventually just let us go. We then proceeded to stare at more trees. | UnnamedOcean
03.31.11 | I wish I could be as classy as you people. | omnipanzer
03.31.11 | I like the shrooms story the best. I have a similar one about acid. | cirq
03.31.11 | lol @ ocean | AnotherBrick
03.31.11 | my shrooms trip is too scary to talk about. | MO
03.31.11 | Brick, yea man I haven't done shrooms for a while cause the last time I did them I was having some of the most fucked up thoughts. Spooked me right off them. | cirq
03.31.11 | ive done it once and it wasnt too bad.. | MO
03.31.11 | One time I dropped acid, was walking home from a party and a lamp post came out of the ground, dressed in a suit and tophat and walked by me, as it did it tipped it's hat to me and said "g'day sir". Walked by and melted back into the ground. I was like WTF!!!!! | NigelH
03.31.11 | Alcoholsexdrugs? Alcohol is a drug in case no one got the memo. | Inveigh
03.31.11 | so back in college I had plenty of cash from various, um, endeavors and so I spent just about every night of the week at some local bar either getting to a suitable level of drunk (and then getting to a suitable level of sober with some blow) or spitting game at the local trim. One night I was at this pub called Molly's, it was towards the end of the spring semester and I noticed a top-heavy young broad with a group of her friends at the bar, looking lonely (or like an outsider on an insider type of conversation). I was pretty hammered, so I'm not sure what I said to her but things were going well until her group decided to switch bars and she got "mother hen'd" away from me. at that point I thought it was a lost cause, I had no idea which bar she was headed to, so I turned my attention to other pussy.
Ended up not finding a suitable piece of tail, so I was ready to call it a night and go do some drugs with the homies, until I received a call from my faithful friend Mig (who was at a house party on campus) who told me "dude, that girl you were hitting on at Molly's is here, and she seems pretty ripe." Hopped in the Caddy with Tugz and headed that way.
She was a bit drunker than I like them, but at this point I was thirsty. After I finally convinced her to ditch the (lame) house party, Tugz took us through Mickey D's drive-thru (her request, we never ate the damn food anyways) and back to my apartment (one-bedroom, chyea). It was then that she told me her friends were back at that house party, they were all from a college about 2 hours south of there, and were leaving for home at 6am sharp. I had to work at 10am at Starbucks, but of course I told her I'd drive her down there if she missed her ride.
We fucked a couple of times and fell asleep butt naked. When we woke up, it was about 8:30, she had 15 missed calls and no ride home. I told her not to worry, that we'll get in my car and figure it out. So, of course, I drove over to Tugz's place. I said, come inside, we'll get this figured out. She went in and went to the bathroom, at this point, I told my friends the deal and got the fuck back in my car and went to work. She didn't have my number, and most likely didn't remember my name.
long story short (well, ok, long) she spent the next 10 hours watching my crazy-as-fuck homies move out of their townhouse, get in fistfights, slam tequila and freestyle rap while sitting in the corner wallowing in regret. apparently she got a ride at some point, but fuck, I'll never know. | DocSportello
03.31.11 | I burnt a La-Z-Boy to ashes on acid once. At a party. That was a lot of fun. | Inveigh
03.31.11 | I think her name was Lacey. | bungy
03.31.11 | this one time, so hard | cirq
03.31.11 | lol good story inveigh | BigHans
03.31.11 | bout the craziest thing I ever did was bang my then fiance in an outdoor hotel hot tub, doggy style. it was supposed to be closed at the time. Got caught. By her Dad. Good thing we were engaged. | cirq
04.01.11 | fun stuff | FlyLordz
04.01.11 | True story Inveigh...you forgot one major detail, she had no shoes! |
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