Scoot: What's Ailing You?

Scoot 03.28.11	now go
Trebor. 03.28.11	I can't walk or leave my house That's why I'm on here all day
Relinquished 03.28.11	oh how fun. let me break the ice. had: two dislocated shoulders chipped bone in my chin wolf bites on my legs and arms bullet wounds surgery on my nose metal plate on my skull and left forearm third degree burn on my lower back just to name a few. I also died twice and almost once.
cvlts 03.28.11	yeah, Wolfe serves everyone
Relinquished 03.28.11	well I actually still have most of those things
Samshine 03.28.11	video games ruined my life, good thing I have two more left. ♡ ♥ ♥
Maniac! 03.28.11	I can't get a girl, so i ended up cramping my left hand.
jrowa001 03.28.11	im about to break up with my girlfriend of 5 years. shes very upset and im totally ok with ending the relationship. plus i have a couple new girls lined up already
Defeater 03.28.11	my ass is hairy and I'm afraid of razors fix my dilemma
Scoot 03.28.11	insomnia does suck what the hell do you do for a career relinquished
Trebor. 03.28.11	Electric razor? Tweezers?
ButcheredChildren 03.28.11	When I was 10 I went down a hill that was at a 60 degree slope whiped out on my bike and lost an amazing amount of skin I couldn't walk or get up out of a chair for a week without being in severe pain
Scoot 03.28.11	yeah I remember once I made a thread about deciding to go down a hill on rollerblades ended up falling, skidding about thirty feet on concrete and slamming into a cement barrier. I still have scar tissue in my left thigh
Maniac! 03.28.11	Relinquished is a drug dealer
iFghtffyrdmns 03.28.11	carpal tunnel, mostly
Scoot 03.28.11	sounds like it jesus
Relinquished 03.28.11	that is a wild accuasation, maniac
Maniac! 03.28.11	Mafia member?
Relinquished 03.28.11	I'm a freelance photographer lol. I just live life traveling, jumping cliffs, fighting wolves and martial art fighters.
FromDaHood 03.28.11	I have an infection in my colon called C Diff. It's dormant most of the time when I'm on meds but when it's not I have diarrhea around 20 times a day. Coming up on my two month anniversary, could be getting a poop transplant soon after.
Trebor. 03.28.11	Spider-Man
North0House2 03.28.11	So yeah, I had Crohn's disease. I was sick (as in, stomach flu sick.) for 8 months straight. It was rough.
Trebor. 03.28.11	Who else has been hit by a car?
FromDaHood 03.28.11	I thought Crohn's was a lifelong thing. I'm getting tested for it as we speak, along with cholitis
rawrmonster 03.28.11	i fell on my ass and bruised my tailbone and now it hurts like a bitch to stand up or sit down for any length of time.
Relinquished 03.28.11	"Who else has been hit by a car?" many times
Satellite 03.28.11	when i was five i had a growth the size of a tennis ball on my neck. it was surgically removed and i have a gnarly scar. i took a hockey puck to the face when i was 15. shattered my eye socket and required nearly 20 stitches. luckily my eye/vision were okay. broke my wrist snowboarding when i was 17. when i was 19 i cracked my right patella (kneecap) after falling on it while playing basketball. by the time i got to the hospital it had swollen up to the size of an orange. used to have super bad panic attacks and i take antidepressants for it.
cvlts 03.28.11	anywho, three years back (was 18), was on a heli skiing trip. Did the first run no problem, snow was good, soft and deep. Second run came up, decided to pull off a bit from the tracks me and my buds made the first time around. Had already scouted it, seemed doable. Jumped out, started making my way down, bout halfway down threw myself off about a 30ft vert drop. Saw it before hand, looked fine, but little did I know the landing was only a dusting of snow to straight rock. Landed and bam, broken right femur, both kneecaps blown, busted tailbone, pretty gnarly concussion and was out of it for a year and a half. Cool story.
FromDaHood 03.28.11	Hot damn
Trebor. 03.28.11	I broke my knee and my foot Hopefully I'll get a nice settlement
North0House2 03.28.11	My brother and I were riding down a massive hill in a wagon, and I was steering. He didn't trust my skill, so when my friend jumped in as we were speeding by, we almost flipped. I corrected the thing though, but my brother jumped out as we were going at least 15 mph and cracked his tail-bone on the asphalt. The separated piece of bone then festered and caused a butt abscess in him that would have killed him if it popped. So, he had a tube with a puss filled sack hanging out of his butt for a few months so that the abscess would drain. lol.
Samshine 03.28.11	^ that's so unfortunate ):
Scoot 03.28.11	^^ lolwut
North0House2 03.28.11	My family has the most screwed up issues. Crohn's disease runs in our blood, so my brother and I dealt with that for a few years, one year for me, two for him ( he had it worse than I did.) He also got a liver parasite while we were in China, which was insane and almost killed him as well. Lol, then I'm pretty certain I have SAD, which makes it hard for me to operate in the world, despite the fact that I try to be friendly... But oddly, I've only broken my collarbone and one of my toes.
Relinquished 03.28.11	butt abscess lol but that sounds like it sucks bad
North0House2 03.28.11	Does. It's rough having your only friend, and little brother, almost die.
FromDaHood 03.28.11	Dawg literally everyone in the Midwest has SAD
Scoot 03.28.11	fuck man that's rough i've been lucky enough to stay almost injury free until now, despite taking a hockey stick to the mouth at age 9 and losing 3 permanent teeth
North0House2 03.28.11	"Dawg literally everyone in the Midwest has SAD" I live in the West lol, everyone here's friendly and loves people, except for me.
foreverendeared 03.28.11	Never once broken a bone or been seriously injured.
Relinquished 03.28.11	death sucks. I swear I saw the light but it feels like you'll never reach it, like a never ending hallway. I luckily only had physical injuries, no parasites or major illnesses (yet) but by the way I see it I'll probably be gone before 50, but that's being hopeful.
Scoot 03.28.11	the good die young
FromDaHood 03.28.11	Are you the one that drowned? Also, that sucks NorthHouse. I guess it's just something that I'm used to here.
North0House2 03.28.11	Who drowned? And yeah, it's a bummer. But no worries, that's what the mountains are for. I head up there every weekend and just sleep up there, no one's up there, it's great.
R6Rider 03.28.11	my grandma is going to leave tomorrow to go back to Serbia I'm going to tell her goodbye at 6am before I leave for work in the morning so that I don't have to stick around and start crying (even guys cry sometimes)
FromDaHood 03.28.11	Obviously. I smear my guy liner every day
North0House2 03.28.11	Whoa, Serbia? That's awesome. But yeah, you should do that. I said goodbye to my grandma, never saw her again.
Scoot 03.28.11	I've almost drowned. it's the worst. I was 8 and at a waterpark, and these kids were blocking this part of the ride so all the tubes and people behind them filled up the water. I fell off my tube and couldn't break the surface because of all the people, had to force my way up some old man's ass
Relinquished 03.28.11	I drowned to death.
Scoot 03.28.11	woa
North0House2 03.28.11	"I drowned to death." Holy crap. So were you dead?
R6Rider 03.28.11	@NorthHouse2 Yes that's what I'm afraid of. I've been drinking like crazy and still can't seem to feel any better.
North0House2 03.28.11	Dude, I'm sorry... Somehow, death doesn't hit me hard. I lost two of my friends in the same week last summer, but I didn't really get emotional, even though they were pretty close... Another friend committed suicide freshman year, but it didn't phase me either... I mean, I don't really have emotions as is, so, maybe that's why. But man, I can't imagine not knowing what'd happen. I knew she was going to die soon, I could tell, so I knew it was my last time with her... Let's just hope all stays well with her.
foreverendeared 03.28.11	That's the best part of A Storm of Sword. The people of the Iron Islands and the Drowned Men. Such a cool fucking idea.
Scoot 03.28.11	haven't dealt much with death. just my grampa 5 years ago. but I know it's coming.
North0House2 03.28.11	We've all been dying since the day we were born.
Relinquished 03.28.11	"Holy crap. So were you dead?" yeah twice and almost once
R6Rider 03.28.11	yup worst part is taking people for granted
qwe3 03.28.11	i got cut in half but then i wasnt anymore cuz im a baws
foreverendeared 03.28.11	North, I'm right there with ya. Death doesn't seem to phase me. Every once in a while I'll get sad remembering my sister, but not very often.
Scoot 03.28.11	did you get shot 9 times?
BallsToTheWall 03.28.11	Herbert West reanimated me after I dismembered myself.
Relinquished 03.28.11	lol qwe. but yeah I took my parents for granted and then... and I was only 15 with my brother and sister to see it happen. Then my uncle took us in and now I live with my siblings and my wife. So even though too much horrible shit happen to me, I got what's important.
North0House2 03.28.11	Wow, man, the people on Sputnik have lots of stuff going on... Lol, and that's crazy Relinquished. Definitely a cool thing to know you've been through though, I bet... And yeah Foreverendeared, same. I dunno, I guess I just figure there's nothing I can do at that point, and at least they're finally free from this life...
Scoot 03.28.11	people just assume we're all pimply faced teenage virgins who listen to cannibal corpse
North0House2 03.28.11	Basically, but I guess no one took into account that it seems as if half of us have almost died a few times. I know I've been suicidal before, back when i was sick, so I've almost died... And my brother, yeah, he scraped death a ton for a few years. Crap though, Relinquished has died, that's insane.
SeaAnemone 03.28.11	I have a really rare eye disease... not sure exactly how rare, but I'm the youngest one in the country with it. I used to have to go to doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital once every month or so because they would do bizarre tests and stuff on it. Doesn't affect me much anymore though. Also, broke the same collarbone three times, which is kinda cool but not really.
Trebor. 03.28.11	I used to smoke pot with Jonny Hopkins
Scoot 03.28.11	jesus that's fucked some of you make me appreciate myself a bit more
Trebor. 03.28.11	Scoot has the best discussion lists
Samshine 03.28.11	@ Trebor17: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up every day.
North0House2 03.28.11	Pretty sure that he has the most commented on lists, overall...
Trebor. 03.28.11	Step Brothers is so quotable
Scoot 03.28.11	no that's kim, she averages 100 a list I'm at about 60-70
FromDaHood 03.28.11	That's because Kim constitutes every other post on her lists and Josh D. has at least 40 just ripping on her
Scoot 03.28.11	pretty much
crazyblinddude 03.28.11	Cracked the tip of my nose and chipped one of my teeth while surfing. I can still feel the loose cartilage in my nose, but it's not noticeable at all apparently, neither is the tooth. Yay me. But I got some weird ass virus that the doctors never had seen before, and I was sick for like half of my junior year and I would feel like vomiting every single morning until about noonish. Lost almost 15 pounds because of it.
Trebor. 03.28.11	Deadliest catch without the crabs We are almost out of gas, better call the ARABS!!!
North0House2 03.28.11	I was up in the mountains, and my ear was plugged while I was trying to get to sleep, so I opened my jaw. Somehow, it caught wrong on something, and there was this massive rip in my head. Now, whenever I move my jaw, there's a loud pop that I hear inside my ear, every time... and sometimes it makes it hard to talk and hear.
Trebor. 03.28.11	I haven't had a carb since 2004 You wanna touch this shit
R6Rider 03.28.11	go back to the mountains and get that shit resolved
Samshine 03.28.11	SPRECHEN SIE DICK!
Trebor. 03.28.11	It says here for 22 years you were going Kerouac all over everyone's asses
Jebull 03.28.11	BOATS N HOES
Trebor. 03.28.11	Rock the fuck out of those drums Dale
Trebor. 03.28.11	I got a belly full of white dog shit, and now I gotta come home to this shit!
Samshine 03.28.11	YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS, SHUT-UP!
Trebor. 03.28.11	Who's the retard? You are HEY YOU DON'T SAY THAT!!!
Trebor. 03.28.11	Dale got Hulk Hands?
Samshine 03.28.11	noooooo way kimosabe
Trebor. 03.28.11	We put liquid paper on a bee, and it died
Trebor. 03.28.11	I'm gonna tea-bag your drums We I guess that makes you gay because my drum-sets a guy
Scoot 03.28.11	stfu with step brothers
JWT155 03.28.11	I remember my first malt liquor.
Trebor. 03.28.11	OK bro
Samshine 03.28.11	John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real! Nah, but in all seriousness. Broke my left shoulder cheerleading. Bitches didn't catch me from a lib double full. Had to wear an arm cast (because you can't cast a shoulder) with a stupid sling thing around it. Found out after my first check-up that the doctor in the ER put the cast on wrong so it wasn't healing properly. They had to re-break it and put another cast on properly. Wore the cast for about 2 months, i think? Then sling for a couple weeks after that. Once it was healed, the popped my shoulder back into place. Hurt like a bitch.
Scoot 03.28.11	haha i love step bros BUT this list is not a step brother's quote list that one's coming soon
Aids 03.28.11	holy shit you guys are some seriously injury-riddled motherfuckers I broke my wrist once and my arm once and fell off my longboard going really fast once but none of the injuries were THAT bad. Jesus Christ, you guys have some serious shit.
North0House2 03.28.11	"holy shit you guys are some seriously injury-riddled motherfuckers" Nah, I'm not injury-riddled, just screwed up genetically and mentally lol.
Aids 03.28.11	well I'm screwed up mentally too, but I feel like I'm the only one here who hasn't seen the pearly gates. I mean shit.
North0House2 03.28.11	Lol, ah, I haven't gotten that close to death myself... Just thought about it a lot, you know?
climactic 03.28.11	i just talked to my ex girlfriend i havent talked to since june and fell in love again ;_;
North0House2 03.28.11	That's why you don't do that man...
climactic 03.28.11	dammit
Kimm 03.28.11	A lot of emotional stuff.
Scoot 03.28.11	That's why you don't do that man...[∞]
Scoot 03.28.11	oh and I'm fairly sure i'm starting to show signs of a man's worst nightmare aka mpb
North0House2 03.28.11	Basically. I talked to my ex today too, but she cheated on me so many times that I just have anger towards her lol. So, I was seeing how she was doing, just cuz I was curious as to what path she's going down. Man, she's getting screwed up...
Scoot 03.28.11	sometimes it's nice to get that reassurance that you're better off.
Winsomniac 03.28.11	'i just talked to my ex girlfriend i havent talked to since june and fell in love again ;_;' I had the same thing happen to me, except we humped.
North0House2 03.28.11	"sometimes it's nice to get that reassurance that you're better off." Dude, yeah, and it's nice to know that in the end she wasn't worth the time.
Samshine 03.28.11	"Basically. I talked to my ex today too, but she cheated on me so many times that I just have anger towards her lol. So, I was seeing how she was doing, just cuz I was curious as to what path she's going down. Man, she's getting screwed up..." (Changing all the shes to hes) The same thing happend to me, only i didnt talk to him today...twas a while ago.
climactic 03.28.11	mines an insecure moody bitch who couldnt be any more perfect for me
North0House2 03.28.11	That sucks. Sorry you know what I mean, cuz yeah, it sucks hardcore to go through that crap.
Scoot 03.28.11	fuck cheaters
North0House2 03.28.11	I'm just glad I never got to the whole 'love' point with her, I can't imagine going through that stuff with someone you genuinely would have given your life for.
climactic 03.28.11	yeah. i mean it was a while ago, everythings completely over now, but the feelings are still lingering there every day, you know?
Scoot 03.28.11	they'll never completely go away, unfortunately. just gotta try to put shit like that in the past where it belongs and focus on the future.
North0House2 03.28.11	"yeah. i mean it was a while ago, everythings completely over now, but the feelings are still lingering there every day, you know?" Yeah, I know what you mean, I dated a cool girl for almost a year awhile back. I think about her now and again... But yeah, she's the only girl I dated that was actually decent lol, so she's the only one I think about at times.
North0House2 03.28.11	in the words of HANL," I don't love." lol. But seriously, I've never felt that emotion, so I wouldn't know.
climactic 03.28.11	i really thought i was in love at the time, but looking back i don't even know. she was great. seems like a completely different person now though...
North0House2 03.28.11	Always happens it seems. the last girl I dated (One I mentioned.) was totally someone else when I dated her. She was like saying she wanted to be a missionary and that crap. Well, what's she doing now? Drinking and hooking up with random guys, she's not even the legal drinking age. Lol.
climactic 03.28.11	the girl im talking about moved to florida but made sure to hook up with a bunch of my friends before she did
climactic 03.28.11	at least she's across the country now
Trebor. 03.28.11	The girl I like lives in Florida
Scoot 03.28.11	gotta love those ones
climactic 03.28.11	well i gotta go bros. thanks for talkin
North0House2 03.28.11	"well i gotta go bros. thanks for talkin" Np. I go to a small school, so i can't get away from her. I see her everywhere, all day at school...
Trebor. 03.28.11	What a polite young man
Winsomniac 03.28.11	I bet you do see her everywhere... all day.
BallsToTheWall 03.28.11	I know a bitch like that. It's awful. Her friends are leginitmately nice and cool to hang with, this bitch aint. I put her in her place when she's around being a dumbass.
Trebor. 03.28.11	Bitches be crazy
cb123 03.28.11	Been stuck at home for 9 months now with panic attacks coupled with chronic fatigue, worst shit ever having a panic attack and spending the next week glued to the couch cuz its to tiring to get up and do anything, on antidepressants for the panic attacks n gettin better but on a graded exercise program to slowly be able to get back to doing life again........on the plus side, gives ya alot of free time to get into music, i now listen to things i never thought id find any joy in.....gotta find the positives :p
Scoot 03.28.11	panic attacks...my friend suffers from those. scary stuff.
North0House2 03.28.11	Whoa man, that sucks... I know what you mean by the free time to get into music though lol. When I was sick, which I actually did sports during that time, which i dunno how I pulled that off... But anyway, I'd sit at home, staying up all night cuz it hurt too much to sleep, listening to music. Pulled me through. But dang, that panic attack stuff sucks... How do those happen anyway?
cb123 03.28.11	yeah its fucked, for months they would just come outta nowhere, before i knew what they were i thought i was gonna die or somethin
BallsToTheWall 03.28.11	I get panic attacks on roller coasters and when I dove in a freezing cold spring. They suck, hope you the best of things.
SloppyMilkshake 03.28.11	Shattered my ankle and broke my tibia in my right leg at the end of last year's summer. Had to get my knee cut open and a titanium rod inserted into my leg. Things were healing okay until I saw Glassjaw a while back. Ever since my knee has been killing me, but it's getting a little better. Still can't run though.
Trebor. 03.28.11	I have debilitating migraines, so I can't ride roller coasters :( I used to love Magic Mountain
Scoot 03.28.11	ugh, that sounds brutal.
cb123 03.28.11	lol dam, is there anyone healthy on this site??
Trebor. 03.28.11	Thumbs up if you have a titanium rod in your knee Thumbs up
North0House2 03.28.11	"lol dam, is there anyone healthy on this site??" So far, I'm thinking no. lol.
Scoot 03.28.11	nah, we're all a bunch of clumsy misfits.
cb123 03.28.11	haha it seems that way....sputnikrehabroom??
SloppyMilkshake 03.28.11	@Trebor; Titanium rod in my leg, metal plate in my ankle, and my left wrist. :D I really need to stop breaking bones.
Trebor. 03.28.11	Once I'm done with physical therapy, I'm done with this site
cb123 03.28.11	yeah once im back to normal ill only be a casual passer by instead of living here with my headphones on
Scoot 03.28.11	been here for 6 years...
North0House2 03.28.11	"yeah once im back to normal ill only be a casual passer by instead of living here with my headphones on" I live with my headphones on anyway... lol. My mom says I'm addicted to music. Hey, at least it's not drugs, right? I don't see what she's complaining about...
cb123 03.28.11	hahaha i reckon, she should be thankful! i think i may go deaf when im old though, although im tryin to ditch the headphones as much as i can to try n prevent it, but who knows
North0House2 03.28.11	Haha, that's my worry too... But, mine are over the ear, and sound leaks real bad, so I think I'll be fine with these, I don't listen to most of my music loud either... haha. So yeah, let's hope. I'm worried about that too though.
cb123 03.28.11	yeah i went to the nice chunky over the ears cuz buds were really starting to annoy the ears and its gotten a fair bit better
Scoot 03.28.11	if you don't listen to music super loud ear buds are fine.
North0House2 03.28.11	Definitely, I'm getting those once these die out. They're shock resistant though, i've dropped them many times, and they still work like new, so, I'll have them for awhile... Ear buds made my ears hurt.
cb123 03.28.11	yeah same here, i dunno how people use em.
North0House2 03.28.11	Me neither. They don't fit in my ears.
cb123 03.28.11	"if you don't listen to music super loud ear buds are fine." yeah i never listened to music super loud, it must have just been the buds i had, i ended up getting really sore ears just from having them in
Scoot 03.28.11	just gotta clean your ears a bit more, they tend to build up earwax.
ConsiderPhlebas 03.28.11	I lost the sight in my right eye after getting my head stamped on by one of the local gangs in the town where I grew up.
SloppyMilkshake 03.28.11	Shit dude. Out of curiosity, where did you grow up?
Scoot 03.28.11	r u srs
ConsiderPhlebas 03.28.11	Burton-upon-trent, England
North0House2 03.28.11	Wut. Seriously, wut. That's insane.
Scoot 03.28.11	that's fucked man. sorry to hear.
DeafMetal 03.28.11	"sorry to hear." I'd give anything to hear, but alas... I am DeafMetal.
Scoot 03.28.11	lol
witchxrapist 03.28.11	Insomnia at all times. I slipped a disk in my back last winter, finally recovered from that.
JWT155 03.28.11	I am suffering from a broken heart...
theacademy 03.28.11	ot with Jonny Hopkins Scoot 03.27.11 [Report this Post] jesus that's fucked some of you make me appreciate myself a bit more Trebor17 03.27.11 [Report this Post] Scoot has the best discussion lists Samshine 03.27.11 [Report this Post] @ Trebor17: It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up every day. North0House2 03.27.11 [Report this Post] Pretty sure that he has the most commented on lists, overall... Trebor17 03.27.11 [Report this Post] Step Brothers is so quotable Scoot 03.27.11 [Report this Post] no that's kim, she averages 100 a list I'm at about 60-70 FromDaHood 03.27.11 [Report this Post] That's because Kim constitutes every other post on her lists and Josh D. has at least 40 just ripping on her Scoot 03.27.11 [Report this Post] pretty much crazyblinddude 03.27.11 [Report this Post] Cracked the tip of my nose
theacademy 03.28.11	oh dam i thought this was that really dumb thread about that kid bitching about being rich and wanting to live in the jungle i didn't mean to spam this
Scoot 03.28.11	academy wtf lol
Relinquished 03.28.11	idk I'm healthy and strong as fuck, if I wasn't none of that stuff wouldn't of happened to me.
theacademy 03.28.11	my bad :(