Scoot: Stupid Band Names

Scoot 03.12.11	what happened to names like Depeche Mode
Jesuslaves 03.12.11	Kreator's a pretty terrible name. Sounds like something brokencyde would have kicked around when they were naming themselves.
North0House2 03.12.11	I personally like The Slowest Runner's name though... even if it sucks to type cuz of all the random symbols. Lots of band names suck though.
Oathbreaker 03.12.11	8 You don't
Scoot 03.12.11	that's the joke
demigod! 03.12.11	i never thought 4's name was that bad. just a bit long.
wyankeif1337 03.12.11	you pronounce 8 just "Sunn"
ButcheredChildren 03.12.11	Sunn O))) is a sick name, it looks awesome
Deviant. 03.12.11	Pretty much any (verb) the (noun) band
wyankeif1337 03.12.11	i don't like band names that begin with a "con" and end with a "verge"
MO 03.12.11	Worst name for a band is Anal Cunt, destined to be remembered as idiots
Defeater 03.12.11	who asked you ya poofter
Deviant. 03.12.11	Even though I think there actually is a band now called Verb The Noun, which is somewhat funny
wyankeif1337 03.12.11	Worst name for a user is MetallicOpeth, destined to be remembered as idiots
wyankeif1337 03.12.11	and i know i'm not one to talk
ButcheredChildren 03.12.11	greatest band name ever... TORSOFUCK
tiesthatbind 03.12.11	Circle Takes the Square
Aids 03.12.11	yah all of these are horrilbe band names. Death Cab For Cutie is another one. (The) Slowest Runner (In All The World) is just such a fucking horrible name, too bad because their music rules.
Defeater 03.12.11	my band is Vaginal Timebomb
Aids 03.12.11	"Pretty much any (verb) the (noun) band" 123
Masochist 03.12.11	!!! Not even a name.
ButcheredChildren 03.12.11	"Vaginal Timebomb" ugh just another Torsofuck clone
ffs 03.12.11	hmm yes lets assign an arbitrary collection of words to call ourselves when we are making noises with thesee pieces of wood with strings and bells every band name is stupid kill everyeone
Defeater 03.12.11	lol
FromDaHood 03.12.11	Anal Cunt
Humanatee 03.12.11	in case you didnt know Anaal Nathrakh means Serpent's Breath
Aids 03.12.11	if Verb The Noun is actually a band, I am an insta-fan if they aren't, I totally shotty that name for my band
ffs 03.12.11	mroe like anal am i right haha
Defeater 03.12.11	"in case you didnt know Anaal Nathrakh means Serpent's Breath" damn that's even gayer than butt bang
wyankeif1337 03.12.11	http://www.myspace.com/vtnoun
Aids 03.12.11	"in case you didnt know Anaal Nathrakh means Serpent's Breath" yah, because 'Serpent's Breath' is such an awesome name......
ButcheredChildren 03.12.11	Goatsnake guys
FelixCulpa 03.13.11	I actually kinda like nr 1's name even though it the kinda cliché odd post rock band name.
pmmets07 03.13.11	9 say in their DVD that they didn't want to have a cheesy metal name. which is why they chose parkway drive instead
G3N3R1C 03.13.11	since theres already another list about them on the front page right now... golf future wolf wang kill kill kill or w/e they're called
Aids 03.13.11	@ Felix - the name would be awesome without the brackets. way too pretentious with them though.
Blackbelt54 03.13.11	2 is pretty awesome as a band, but ya the names kinda lame
jayfatha 03.13.11	Theres a band called Splatter Whore
Ovrot 03.13.11	I was summoned by torsofuck
bloc 03.13.11	8 is an amp brand
Satellite 03.13.11	biblecore bands pretty much have the worst/most hilarious names
thumbcrusher 03.13.11	[quote]are they talking about their court dates[/quote] lol made me laugh.
thumbcrusher 03.13.11	damn internet ruining my comment
Satellite 03.13.11	also verb the noun bands saves the say haste the day protest the hero escape the fate destroy the runner becoming the archetype hit the lights search the city et al
Kimm 03.13.11	Marianas Trench is literally the deepest place on earth. I'm convinced the band chose that name because of that and were like "just kidding...or are we?"
Kimm 03.13.11	"Biblecore" names are pretty much meant to distinguish the bands from other groups. With Blood Comes Cleansing Extol Demon Hunter War of Ages Haste The Day Some are easily associated with faith, others have more subtle connotations.
AngelofDeath 03.13.11	Lmao. Biblecore...
Kimm 03.13.11	I think it's a stupid term, I'm just quoting Tyler.
CrownOfMagnets 03.13.11	wtf there's a stupid band names list and a worst band names ever list and of course i commented on the one no one gives a shit about
Kimm 03.13.11	Well duh. Sputnik is nothing but a huge popularity contest. Scoot vs. New user by the name of... AnusPudding? Come on, really?
acorncheesee 03.13.11	kimm you're obsolete
Kimm 03.13.11	I'd rather the site be neutral towards me than always have to make stupid comments on my lists and try to spark debate. I like talking to you guys when it's just like...hey what's up.
couldwinarabbit 03.13.11	I won't think you are as much of a terrible person if you listen to Neutral Milk Hotel- In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
TheyTookErrJobs 03.18.11	Parkway Drive isn't that bad........ 4 is fucking atrocious though.
pizzamachine 03.18.11	My project: Teeheehee Rainbow Stab
DinoX 03.18.11	Here Is The Worst band name ever and nobody can top this shit: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start This is a real band name I kid not
Trebor. 03.23.11	We fly kites
WeaselWrocks 04.02.11	9 actually makes sense though and has a meaning unlike a retarded "Blood Running From My Anus" name...
SAPoodle 04.11.11	Queef Huffer. 'Nuff said
Tyrael 04.11.11	It's Anaal Nathrakh
Niels 04.11.11	What about Eternal Tears of Sorrow?
Remer17 04.11.11	Should include Five Finger Death Punch. Hate that fucking band.
dnor 04.11.11	how is dot dot curve :) and LMFAO not on this list. both of them suck balls for names. and we butter the bread with butter and almost any stupid myspace grindcore band...
FearOfTheDuck 04.11.11	Because of the way they wrote their name, I used to think You Me At Six were called You Meat Six. Which would probably have been a better name.
SBP 04.18.11	It's actually "Clap Your Hands And Say Yeah". So it is a full sentence.
Josh D. 04.18.11	ractually
Spec 04.18.11	Parkway Drive is actually a pretty cool name.
UnnamedOcean 04.18.11	Some people I used to know wanted to name their band Seven and a Half. I'll let you figure out why.
Josh D. 04.18.11	Why?
Josh D. 04.18.11	^^^ Was intended for Spec, but ended up working perfectly anyway.
Spec 04.18.11	ZING
tkxxx7 04.18.11	My band's name is PL OverDown which, backwards , is Down , Over , Left Punch
BirdlikeSymmetry 04.18.11	I actually like 1. But, I also like Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) so what do I know?
KeithStone582 04.18.11	(-_-) That would be the greatest band name ever.
Trebor. 04.18.11	Blowjob For A Gay Cowboy.
KeithStone582 04.18.11	no.
tkxxx7 04.18.11	@KeithStone fucking lol . It'd be pronounced "meh"
KeithStone582 04.18.11	I would bye that T-shirt.
BirdlikeSymmetry 04.18.11	Trebor... that really hurt. Actually, thinking about it, I don't mind the name Job For A Cowboy. Hm, strange.
lancebramsay 10.25.11	masta shasta
bab808 10.25.11	my bloody valentine. anyways, does anyone have loveless in flac? i've been listening to it on shitty mp3s for too long... it would be much appreciated...
sniper 10.25.11	empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate) - (i was a terrible band name) an autumn for crippled childen - i mean seriously wtf is that? does it offend you, yeah? - yeah, it does. knives exchanging hands - seriously how the fuck can knives exchange hands? knives don't even have hands. sleeping peonies - reminds me of either sleeping ponies, (gay) or sleeping penises (gayer) the angelic process - trying way too hard to sound poetic, never works out *shels - its just a dumb name raw moon - two unrelated words =/= good name for your black metal band. owl city - omgitssocuteiloveowls daitro - not even a word
IAmHollywood 10.25.11	Chunk! No Captain Chunk! they suck balls too
Scoot 10.25.11	nice bump
DoctorPencil 10.25.11	thats partying
sniper 10.25.11	didn't even realize how old this was
Scoot 10.25.11	still relevant in the fact that the names all still suck
sniper 10.25.11	definitely. cute is what we aim for is one of my least favorite band names ever.
MaskAtTheMasquerade 10.25.11	because with all their dicks combined that's what it came out to? lmfao brilliant
foreverendeared 10.25.11	I don't get 5
Scoot 10.25.11	it's anal like bum
foreverendeared 10.25.11	but it's not even pronounced anal
CrackeTheSkull 10.25.11	Suffocate For Fuck Sake... ...deserves a mention.
PurpleDino 10.25.11	Bullet For My Valentine Most death metal bands
CrackeTheSkull 10.25.11	I'll take Opeth (a flower, 'City of the Moon', whatever the fuck an Opeth is) over Goat Autopsy Through Mutilation with their hit singles "Satanic Tumor Incubation" and "Pus Vacuum" any day.
lancebramsay 10.27.11	A Gun That Shoots Knives
br00talkid96 10.27.11	Pink Floyd Sounds like a group of teenage girls wearing pink skirts.