random: Post Your Weird Dreams Here

BloodSweatandBeers 03.03.11	this thread is going to get funny, I can sense it
Crysis 03.03.11	had a dream sonic said he didn't like rush fuckin nightmare
Defeater 03.03.11	you know my defeated list? That's what woke me up from my five hour nap today.
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	I had a dream I was attracted to my guy friend dreamt gay woke up straight weirdest thing
Crysis 03.03.11	sure you're awake?
foreverendeared 03.03.11	My dreams would make you all weep with fright.
pedroia55 03.03.11	I had a dream where my family was taking a trip to England and you were only allowed onto the plane if you shaved your head, and my sister wouldn't. We left her behind.
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	maybe, I could be in a dream within a dream
scissorlocked 03.03.11	"dreamt gay woke up straight" holy shit,that must be intense
BloodSweatandBeers 03.03.11	"dreamt gay woke up straight" the mind does funny things huh
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	not as intense as waking up beside Leonardo DiCaprio
Defeater 03.03.11	lol fag
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	it was you in my dream defeater
North0House 03.03.11	I dreamt that I got bitten by a rabid bobcat in a park. My mom was too lazy to take me to the doctor to get the vaccine, so I ate coconuts until I died. Serious, I dreamt that recently. And my spell check doesn't think "dreamt" is a word.
Ire 03.03.11	i had a dream that i was at a record store and two copies of Immolation's Close to a World Below were in my hands right before i say "fuck i hope this isn't a dream" my mom wakes me up to IT'S 1 IN THE AFTERNOON WAKE THE FUCK UP
Defeater 03.03.11	"it was you in my dream defeater" damn you are fucked up
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	@Ire maybe it's time you move out and move on, you know do something productive with your life, that was you don't dream about owning shitty records
BloodSweatandBeers 03.03.11	have you guys ever had a dream that continues into the next night? that happened to me once, really fucked up
Crysis 03.03.11	had a dream i had immo's discog in my hands but when i went to the counter I had $4 on me and had to put them back so i stole them
Ire 03.03.11	i'm 14
Defeater 03.03.11	"have you guys ever had a dream that continues into the next night? that happened to me once, really fucked up" yeah.
BallsToTheWall 03.03.11	I have weird dreams every night. often I picture myself as a viking warrior that single handedly saves his village, becomes a lycan and lone warrior for the light forces and starts to disembowel my enemies before falling in love with an Elf princess I lost contact with 70 years ago.
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	@Ire explains your taste in music
couldwinarabbit 03.03.11	But Balls what about the weird dreams?
Crysis 03.03.11	@butchered- rec him some good stuff
Ire 03.03.11	bro give me recs
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	kay try some brain drill I hear they are real good avant-garde oh wait
BallsToTheWall 03.03.11	Alright. My weird dreams generally involve me banging girls I see in my regular life Who I make no real attempt to bang
scissorlocked 03.03.11	inception
SloppyMilkshake 03.03.11	A few nights ago I dreamed that Danzig was Batman, except very unenthusiastic and somewhat overweight, and for some reason he would appear every so often to talk to me whenever I had a problem. Also, my mother was abusing cocaine in my dream. Weird stuff.
Ire 03.03.11	woa
acorncheese 03.03.11	Hell no.
KeithStone582 03.03.11	My dreams end right when they are at their most interesting moment. talk about a cliffhanger.
BloodSweatandBeers 03.03.11	@ Balls a woulda coulda shoulda kind of deal huh?
Defeater 03.03.11	how is that weird Balls
ButcheredChildren 03.03.11	dreams need more Indiana Jones
BallsToTheWall 03.03.11	LOL milkshake. It's weird because I make effort in my dreams. In real life I'm just hoping my calm demeanor, broad shoulders, humor and blue eyes are enough.
KeithStone582 03.03.11	i never dream about banging girls =( Just Indiana Jones
foreverendeared 03.03.11	"A few nights ago I dreamed that Danzig was Batman, except very unenthusiastic and somewhat overweight, and for some reason he would appear every so often to talk to me whenever I had a problem." so awesome
ffs 03.03.11	had this dream where i had a boner and then i woke up and i had a boner? not sure what this means.
climactic 03.03.11	o
SloppyMilkshake 03.03.11	Not really a weird dream, but another weird night occurrence. First night I listened to "Kid A" all the way through. I fall asleep as "How to Disappear Completely" starts. Now, I've come to find out through my psch class that there's a stage in sleep where your entire body is paralyzed. I guess I was woken up momentarily during this stage of sleep, because I remember waking up during the climax of "In Limbo" and being completely unable to move. I sort of felt like I was floating above myself, in a way. It was really weird, and I panicked a bit before I fell back asleep.
BallsToTheWall 03.03.11	I lost all my Danzig albums and never came to terms with it until now. I am depressed.
KeithStone582 03.03.11	"had this dream where i had a boner and then i woke up and i had a boner? not sure what this means." I am pretty sure you are just horny.
foreverendeared 03.03.11	I've never had a wet dream and apparently that's kind of abnormal, but I used to wet the bed all the time when I was a kid and had to wear pull-ups, so I'm okay with it.
BloodSweatandBeers 03.03.11	see dreams are awesome, they make you never want to wake up, until it comes to whoopy, real life is better for that
kingjulian 03.03.11	Had a dream that one of the muppets was chasing me around my kitchen and I had the classic wool socks on the linoleum floor so I was sliding all over the place. Also had a dream that Darth Maul was chasing me through my house.
Inveigh 03.03.11	I get in a lot of fights in my dreams, but in dream world I can only punch in slow-motion this has been happening for years, and it doesn't just apply to punching it's anything that I really need to do like running and shit
foreverendeared 03.03.11	The cure: stop watching Hollywood movies and MythBusters
ffs 03.03.11	that happens to me as well. i think its because your mind is telling your body to do stuff but your body doesnt react because you are lying down asleep so your mind simulates it strangely. itsweird
EverythingEvil2113 03.03.11	I have a recurring dream where I'm playing basketball but I can't get the ball up to shoot it. It's like my arms don't work. Probably the same sort of sensation you get in your slow motion fight dreams Inveigh.
pizzamachine 03.03.11	I had this dream where I censored.
Dogget 03.03.11	I've had a ton of dreams where I punch in slow motion and the person I'm punching is just giving me a look like "what are you doing?", then I wake up feeling like a twat. You censored what?
iSkane 03.03.11	So, there I was, in a plane. I jumped out and sky dove into a sewer system. Oddly enough, I had an infant wrapped in blankets in my hand. I needed to save the baby, because for some reason, the Japanese tourists were trying to capture it. I then met my dad and we helped save the baby. Not kidding, you really can't make that up.
AnotherBrick 03.03.11	I smoked a big bowl of opium and then for some reason members of my family were chasing me all over the place trying to catch me. I ran into a bar and jumped through a window trying to lose them. I was barefoot and somehow didn't cut my feet. The chase went on for a long time and then I was caught. Somehow, sputnik came into the equation and Chan made another one of his blog posts but this time it was about me and everything that just happened. But then I woke up with Lady Gaga "Paparazzi" stuck in my head.
danielito19 03.03.11	OK, so I was on a zeppelin. And I was talking to this guy with a mustache, something about meeting a contact for a data disk. and then he goes "Did you know this Zeppelin has lead pipes? Get it? like Led Zeppelin?" and so I threw him out of the side of the blimp and then said "no ticket" like in Indiana Jones. But the other zeppelin passengers didn't find that funny, maybe because we were already in flight and I was obviously not the conductor, so they locked me in the brig. They didn't give me any food and I really wanted a poptart, so I pulled a toaster oven out of my pocket and threw it at the wall. The wall kind of melted into a couple of poptarts and there was a big ish hole. So I toasted the poptarts and ate them and then I jumped out of the zeppelin. I pulled another toaster oven out of my pocket and put it on my back and set it to medium. it turned into a parachute and I landed in Acidophilus, Greece. I then told the nearest person that I had to pee, and bam, I was in a bathroom. So I started peeing. BAD MOVE. WHEN YOU PEE IN YOUR DREAMS YOU PEE IN REAL LIFE. fortunately I woke up right after my stream started, and even more fortunately I had fallen asleep on the can trying to read The Great Gatsby.
pmmets07 03.03.11	i have a dream every now and then that i'm at an amusement park and it closes while i'm there and i never get to go on the rides. not that weird, but i think recurring dreams must mean something.
danielito19 03.03.11	WHEN YOU PEE IN YOUR DREAMS YOU PEE IN REAL LIFE.
ledfloyd 03.03.11	AND WHEN YOU GET RAPED IN YOUR DREAMS YOU GET RAPED IN REAL LIFE
North0House2 03.03.11	GOOD THING YOU WERE ON THE TOILET READING THE GREAT GATSBY.
Samshine 03.03.11	Dreamt Bestfriend of 18 years fucked my Boyfriend (whom is now my ex) ..Dream became reality, QQ
omnipanzer 03.03.11	I only remember about 1% of my dreams beyond 5 min after I've woken up and I've never had a nightmare. Weird right?
North0House2 03.03.11	Last night my eyes were like oceans, they kept watering insanely. I'd wake up, and my pillow was drenched in my tears since my eyes were so irritated. I dreamt that this person in my dream had some weird syndrome where they'd cry every Tuesday for the entire day. I guess it somehow translated into real life for me.
danielito19 03.03.11	I hate when my dreams are real. peeing is the worst because then you're just like "really, bladder? are you fucking kidding me?"
illmitch 03.03.11	one time i dreamt people on this site listened to good music it was weird
kangaroopoo 03.03.11	I'm diabetic. Whenever I wake up overnight with low blood sugar, I've always just been dreaming about eating or urgently needing to find food.
scissorlocked 03.03.11	I dreamt of swimming in sea of meat which I could eat it was delicious
kitsch 03.03.11	last night i had a dream that me and a friend got away from the cops on a flying semi truck
puma35 03.05.11	I've had several dreams where I'm in a fight and someone punches me in the face and then I wake up and my nose is bleeding, eerie
Strider 03.05.11	I thought this list said post you wet dreams here... I'm often a superhero, and I've fought against Freddy Krueger twice, one once, the other one he hurt my hand, which I felt hurt in real life, so that was weird...