BallsToTheWall
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Reviews 234
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Soundoffs 259
News Articles 349
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Album Edits 1,343

Album Ratings 3027
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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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04.13.24 90’s Vibes03.31.24 Stardew Valley Update
03.16.24 2024 Throwing Hands12.30.23 Music To Annoy People With
11.07.23 Favorite Metalcore Shows This Year.10.23.23 Covid Jams
09.15.23 To Become More Openminded09.02.23 Jams
08.20.23 Sunday Vibes08.05.23 Warrior is the Best Show
08.01.23 Upcoming shows.06.26.23 Hard Jams Inc
06.03.23 Ball’s Mosh Pit Tactics.05.20.23 Saturday Metal Jams
03.19.23 Relaxing Sunday Jams.03.04.23 Attack on Titan: The Final Season
12.25.22 Bucs vs Panthers! LFG!11.23.22 00’s Metalcore I’d Jam
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An Iphone!!! How Does It Work?

The other day i washed my phone in the washer, the very same phone I had since my senior year 2006. But it's all good my brother gave me a 4 whatever the fuck that means. I have an iphone now and have no idea how to work it. Think big like Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson in Zoolander. List is digs. Starting from dark and dreary and flat out banannas to rise progressively to more uplifting music. WHACHYA KNOW ABOUT IT SPUTNIK. PUNKS BE DELETING MY NEWS ARTICLES AFTER 4 YEARS OF HEARTY SERVICE. NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY. SIPPIN ON SOME PROTEIN TO CALM ME DOWN.
1thisquietarmy
Blackhaunter


This haunts your dreams with bleak instrumental soundscapes.
2Mains de Givre
Esther Marie


more awesome dark instrumental music and it has Mastodon violin solos all over the place.
3John Zorn
Naked City


crazy shit yo. Still looking for raw minimalist pirate black metal from Somalia.
4Woods of Desolation
Torn Beyond Reason


Almost as if Agalloch early Ulver and Drudkh mated and had a three way baby in hyper space. No darkness here ok. Only epic forest metal for picking berries and fistign elves.
5Skullflower
Obsidian shaking Codex
6Bright Eyes
The People's Key


POMEGRANATES
7The Saddest Landscape
You Will Not Survive
8Love American
Love American


Need to hear this before every douchebag with a keyboard starts uploading their bands on sputnik only to have their fellow sputnikers review their music. Oh wait I already did. Shit.....
9Lights Out Asia
Eyes Like Brontide
10 Vitamin C
Graduation Song


FRIENDS FOREVER
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