vanderb0b
02.24.11 | 7 and 6 have recently become my favorites. Band is cool. |
R6Rider
02.24.11 | 6 and 8 are tooooooo low |
tkxxx7
02.24.11 | is wrong |
FilthyBorgir
02.24.11 | at least 1 is in the right spot. |
Spec
02.24.11 | Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k |
TMobotron
02.24.11 | lol |
pizzamachine
02.24.11 | LOL |
Spec
02.24.11 | Let me grab my cape and wizard hat. |
GhettoIndieshit
02.24.11 | 8 and 9 are in the right place |
tkxxx7
02.24.11 | dat wuz dum |
Scoot
02.24.11 | making an opeth list is like putting your balls in a crocodile's mouth |
beefshoes
02.24.11 | 8 and 9 need to be at the top.
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Defeater
02.24.11 | 6 is 1 |
Spec
02.24.11 | Wait for it...
List needz moar opeth. |
Defeater
02.24.11 | lol bloodninja never gets old |
razedtotheground
02.24.11 | 8 doesn't get enough love |
Spec
02.24.11 | In b4 UG |
iSkane
02.24.11 | Personally think 2 should be one, but everything else seems to be in the right place. |
Defeater
02.24.11 | 3 is also one of the worst albums I own. An absolute turd. |
MO
02.24.11 | 6 and 1 at the top, no doubt |
Hawks
02.24.11 | My Arms, Your Hearse is way too low. |
stvnbyd
02.24.11 | i made this list when i was drunk since then it has been edited |
climactic
02.24.11 | 5 is too low 4 is too high |
Pyosisified
02.24.11 | lol orchid is like their 2nd/3rd best
typical gay opeth ranking |
FilthyBorgir
02.25.11 | Why is Damnation 8???? That album is better than Watershed, and Deliverance. |
kangaroopoo
02.25.11 | nah, deliverance is better |
Defeater
02.25.11 | what the fuck he switched the order around |
fr33convict
02.25.11 | Deliverance is my least favorite Opeth record it just feels so stagnant and boring compared to their other albums. |
MrButterfingers
02.25.11 | I hated deliverence. His growls just sounded too strained. |
kangaroopoo
02.25.11 | deliverance works for me, a fair judgement + title track among fav opeth tracks |
fr33convict
02.25.11 | It just seems like they're trying too hard to be heavy. It's a great album it just doesn't have the same impact as their other stuff IMO. |
kangaroopoo
02.25.11 | I rank it higher than most but still 5th behind MAYH, BP, SL, Mrise |
Piglet
02.25.11 | Hey, not bad ranking. In the end, it's your opinion. |
Hawks
02.25.11 | I swear MAYH was lower than that last time I checked... |
InFiction
02.25.11 | I agree with 1. Personally I'd put 8 higher, but that's just me. |
Pyosisified
02.25.11 | deliverance sucks |