Protest The Hero I Guess
Ranking all 30 songs on their three full-lengths because yeah. |
| 30 | Protest the Hero
The Reign of Unending Terror
Probably the best worst song a band could write. |
| 29 | Heretics & Killers
Seems a little incomplete compared to the rest of Kezia in my opinion. |
| 28 | C'est La Vie
Song rules but it's overshadowed by the rest of Scurrilous. |
| 27 | A Plateful of Our Dead
It's got some pretty great lyrics but it follows 4 straight classics. |
| 26 | Tapestry
This was the hardest song for me to place, I've had it as high as 20 but
ultimately have ranked it below the up-coming chunk of Fortress songs. I really
like the section starting at 3:16. |
| 25 | Spoils
Basically this could be higher too...Fortress is PTH's most consistent record in
terms of quality in my opinion. |
| 24 | Sequoia Throne
I don't know why this is so low. |
| 23 | Goddess Gagged
Tapping section at 1:33 rules. |
| 22 | Goddess Bound
The instrumental section at the end is ridiculous. |
| 21 | Bury the Hatchet
Oh a guitar solo. |
| 20 | Nautical
I feel like this should be higher it's just so short. |
| 19 | Tandem
If the first verse wasn't so stupid this could be higher. It's got some classic PTH
moments. |
| 18 | Termites
The section from 1:33-1:58 is so good. |
| 17 | Divinity Within
I tend to disregard this song but whenever I listen to it it's better than I
remember. |
| 16 | Palms Read
This used to be my favorite on Fortress because of it's super catchy sing-a-long
sections (you know the ones) but it grew off me a bit and I'm not entirely sure
why. |
| 15 | No Stars Over Bethlehem
Always thought this song ended too abruptly but what it has is pretty awesome. |
| 14 | Bloodmeat
DA DA DADA DA DA DA DADADA |
| 13 | Sex Tapes
Chris Hannah's brief appearance makes the song so much cooler. |
| 12 | Limb From Limb
SHE. Is theee daaaaawn aaaand. SHE. Is the duuuuuuusk. SHE. Is theee
moooon aaaand. SHE. Is theeee......SUUUUN. |
| 11 | The Dissentience
Another good drumming song. |
| 10 | Tongue-Splitter
The riffs are stupid complex and the end section is pretty cool. |
| 9 | Blindfolds Aside
I can't believe this didn't make the top 5. |
| 8 | Wretch
*meow* OUR GODDESS GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR GOD |
| 7 | Bone Marrow
I always wish Rody screamed the lyrics at 3:06. |
| 6 | She Who Mars the Skin of Gods
The short passage at 2:04 makes me go crazy. My favorite PTH song to drum to. |
| 5 | Dunsel
"All These songs are so damn good even if their meaning's hollow." That section
always makes me smirk. Also the riff at the end fucking crushes everything. |
| 4 | Moonlight
SO MANY RIFFS. This song has a little everything. The riff at 2:19 sounds
almost exactly like the riff in Symphony X's "The Divine Wings of Tragedy" (at
like 17 minutes into the song) but it's so cool. |
| 3 | Hair-Trigger
That passage at 0:40 is oh so delicious. Also Jadea Kelly. |
| 2 | The Divine Suicide of K.
RESUREEEEECTED TO BEEEE KIIIILLLED |
| 1 | Turn Soonest to the Sea
MAYBEEE SOOOOOOMEEEEDAAAAAYYYYY WHEEEEEN. etc. |
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