Srangerthanficti0n: Sputniks Unwritten Rules?

37er00 02.15.11	be friendly
sniper 02.15.11	rule number 2: spell unwritten correctly.
LegendofPittman 02.15.11	Must talk about DBZ or Porn at least once a day.
ffs 02.15.11	hold in ur farts
Maniac! 02.15.11	no more than 1 review per day. always, always, always act like an immature fucktard
SlightlyEpic 02.15.11	be a fuckhead edit: maniac aw man our balls pretty much just touched
ffs 02.15.11	poo and cum all the time
Urinetrouble 02.15.11	no track by track reviews
ffs 02.15.11	smoke weedz 420;d
Titan50 02.15.11	Enjoy shit music
sniper 02.15.11	jump on a hype train at least once every week.
tvol 02.15.11	criticize others as morons for not sharing your taste in music, mock them as sheep if they do.
deepintheorchard 02.15.11	Don't have a girlfriend. Or be popular.
Aids 02.15.11	must 5 Jane Doe
deepintheorchard 02.15.11	Give Kid A at least a 4.5
Phideaux 02.15.11	Make a list ranking a band's discography that several people have already ranked within the last week.
deepintheorchard 02.15.11	Also: Try to post a news article, realize someone already posted it, delete yours, then say you tried to post the same thing 15 minutes ago.
couldwinarabbit 02.15.11	don't "report post" the mods always be trying as hard as possible to get on moaropeth
05McDonaldT 02.15.11	albums by certain bands must be reviewed in a biased way,
acorncheese 02.15.11	don't make stupid fucking threads like this
kingjulian 02.15.11	The unwritten rating system: 5 = Best album evaar 4.5 = Amazing 4 = Really cool 3.5 = Listenable 3 = meh... 2.5 = Bad. 2 = omg terrible album 1.5 and below = look at me!
bungy 02.15.11	rule 1: bungy
Jips 02.15.11	yah thats pretty much the way i rate stuff...
LegendofPittman 02.15.11	No one knows you or cares unless you have 3,000+ comments.
chaseguitar 02.15.11	don't post a video of someone else playing shit songs, then cover it up by saying that you're not actually gay and make everyone pissed off at how gay you are. yeah, don't do that.
Psilocyanide 02.15.11	Rule 3: No hipsters allowed
psykonaut 02.15.11	moar opeth
fr33convict 02.15.11	btw really guys chaseguitar is not gay
acorncheese 02.15.11	golden rule: delete this god damn list
tkxxx7 02.15.11	once again , i'm not gay
Wolfhorde 02.15.11	Rule X, paragraph X: Be a nerdy creep. Rule X, paragraph Y: Try acting like a womanizer even though paragraph X.
Emim 02.15.11	Rate albums on a scale from lakes to bungy
Spec 02.15.11	Lol
illmitch 02.15.11	bggest rule is listen 2 a lot of bad music
IleftyspankedU 02.15.11	no reviews in braille
tkxxx7 02.15.11	choose a side : worship BtBaM or hate BtBaM
IleftyspankedU 02.15.11	but always love opeth
illmitch 02.15.11	i covered opeth when i said listen 2 bad music
craigy2 02.15.11	the first rule of sputnik is you do not talk about sputnik
foreverendeared 02.15.11	lol
Maniac! 02.15.11	the second rule of sputnik is you do NOT talk about sputnik
Enotron 02.15.11	smoke dour
Uranium 02.15.11	ridicule others to gain self confidence and feeling of worth
bungy 02.15.11	shut up Uranium you have shit taste
Uranium 02.15.11	Print page and rules are officially written, or documented.
LegendofPittman 02.15.11	Most of the people posting are newer users. lol
BigTuna 02.15.11	bungy
Apollo 02.15.11	Rule 3: No hipsters allowed since when? The site is ruled by hipsters.
couldwinarabbit 02.15.11	damn straight.
Winsomniac 02.15.11	II rules so hard.
DeafMetal 02.16.11	Commit suicide once a day only.
Trebor. 03.07.11	Listen to Streetlight Manifesto every day
pizzamachine 03.07.11	Pretend to like what everyone else likes.
Spec 03.07.11	Be friendly. L O Fucking L
Remer17 03.07.11	Like as little as possible.
TheJackal 03.07.11	Pretend to like what everyone else likes. [45687665634362]
Baphomet 03.07.11	be friendly made my fucking day
DinoX 03.07.11	be a pretentious bitch and give newcomers as hard of a time as possible until they either leave the site or adapt to your music taste.
KILL 03.07.11	must listen to bad indie
Relinquished 03.07.11	rule 0: rush
KILL 03.07.11	m/
Remer17 03.07.11	LMAO DinoX
KILL 03.07.11	i dont get it
acorncheese 03.07.11	delete this bullshit. it's embarrassing.
Slum 03.07.11	pretend to leave the site at least once to prove you are both pretentious and a douchebag, which are the two key factors to Sputnik life
Enotron 03.07.11	"be a pretentious bitch and give newcomers as hard of a time as possible until they either leave the site or adapt to your music taste." hahhahahahahah yer too mad
KILL 03.07.11	one rule SHOULD be listen to rush but thats just "old music" to you guys right
Slum 03.07.11	anything produced before the year 2000 is artistically worthless
couldwinarabbit 03.07.11	post-punk must be rated at least a 4
Remer17 03.07.11	If your name makes any reference to a band you will be forever ridiculed.
KILL 03.07.11	except sputnik bands like defeater then you get praised for being a fag
omnipanzer 03.07.11	Rule #1: Be a pizzamachine
eyedea420 03.07.11	KILL
pedro70512 04.09.11	Rule #1: Be a pizzamachine [2] also hate on lists like this but post on them anyway. like on youtube when people go on Judas Priest videos to call rob halford a fag. and click on the American Apparel lingerie ads at least once. sho you can be coor rike me.
pedro70512 04.09.11	who wins in a bar fight, Gaga's ass or KP's tits?
Defeater 04.09.11	gaga wins since her dick is bigger than russell brand's
pedro70512 04.09.11	touche
pizzamachine 04.09.11	Be a pizzamachine [3]
Satellite 04.09.11	1. make lists using the "[album] ranked" format 2. complain about the ads 3. make more than one list per day 4. turn any inane thought currently in your head into a list 5. make a list asking people to become your facebook friend 6. use lists to ask the mods questions rather than the appropriate forum
cirq 04.09.11	cirq
FromDaHood 04.09.11	Find the cool kids in the crowd that you follow and suck their dicks. This will get you a following of hangers-on and your cool meter will rise.
Defeater 04.09.11	yeah follow me and suck my dick
FromDaHood 04.09.11	stfu Defeater you're not cool enough for a BJ
North0House2 04.09.11	DON'T WRITE A JOKE REVIEW.
tkxxx7 04.09.11	why is this list still significant ? also , 7. Complain about resurrected threads
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	incorrectly assume that SeaEric is the most attractive Sputnik user
North0House2 04.09.11	Complain about everything and make lists about how sucky life is.
Satellite 04.09.11	"incorrectly assume that SeaEric is the most attractive Sputnik user" yeah because it's a fact not an assumption
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	I've never really considered Eric an asshole, I just remember seeing a lot of Sputniker's on that "faces of sputnik" list that I would deem much more attractive mainly you, satty.
pedro70512 04.09.11	are they any girls on sputnik?
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	i think the count stands at around 4 active ones, so technically yes.
tkxxx7 04.09.11	with a Facebook page , and more Facebook pages of her- er, 'her' "family" that's a lot of dedication
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	i still think someone would go through all of that just for shits
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	sonic likes rush? weird thought he was real into defeater
Coloso 04.09.11	... just realized Kimm and Spec are dating in real life. Was this common knowledge? Jesus Christ, that poor, red-haired kid.
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	seriously!??! haha holy shit.
Coloso 04.09.11	look at her facebook and there's about 10 blurry pictures of them at a bar together. I would feel guilty about divulging this, but Kimm seems to be pretty up-front about divulging whatever of her personal shit to Sputnik, so...
pizzamachine 04.09.11	Good grief guys, you're making Kimm into Sputnik's boxxxy.
Winsomniac 04.09.11	The hipster loves his boxxy.
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	gahaha this is why I love Sputnik (most of the time) I really do, thanks for being my weird, ugly, most certainly dysfunctional fourth family guise
tkxxx7 04.09.11	HEY !!!!!! we aren't ugly >_>
Winsomniac 04.09.11	That is terrible, Hanson. Let's have a wake on sputchat later tonight.
tkxxx7 04.09.11	[4]
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	@Iluvatar - just curious since I'm apparently way off, who should I consider holder of the title "sputnik's emo authority"? haha
pizzamachine 04.09.11	Oh Ⴤou
ConsiderPhlebas 04.09.11	1. Talk about the vinyl you own or want to own and will eventually look at and think 'wow, I wish I'd spent my money on whores and good drugs'. 2. Tell yourself that Defeater are a good band 3. Hate Bulldog
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	hit it outta the park with that one phleb hah sounds good Iluv, I'll keep that in mind
iFghtffyrdmns 04.09.11	thanks pal, I'll look into that :]
North0House2 04.09.11	EVERYONE HERE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO TEN KENS.
pizzamachine 04.09.11	k
ShadowRemains 04.09.11	rule #123: make fun of spec for complaining to ultimateguitar that everyone here is a douche and he can't "handle" it anymore...
Mordecai. 04.09.11	don't be mean to mordecai
Defeater 04.10.11	"rule number 117. Don't date Kimm" see user: Spec
tkxxx7 04.10.11	rule # 31 : show some skin on tinychat
tkxxx7 04.10.11	@Defeater either you didn't see the posts above that one or you're exercising some form of humor that I'm too young/dumb/imperceptive to understand
wabbit 04.10.11	"... just realized Kimm and Spec are dating in real life. Was this common knowledge?" omg so that is why she got so pissed off. I once told spec that he should marry kimm because they are the two most retarded people ever...lol.
whywontyoudie 04.10.11	post your pic for the sequel to 100 Faces of Sputnik.
Deviant. 04.10.11	"omg so that is why she got so pissed off. I once told spec that he should marry kimm because they are the two most retarded people ever...lol." Sometimes Rabbit does display hints of genius
wabbit 04.10.11	Deviant that's awfully close to a compliment...what's next asking for recs?
Deviant. 04.10.11	Probably not
aesthetics 04.10.11	That is probably the worst username I have ever seen.
Emim 04.10.11	Most importantly, don't ever listen to the shit advice we sputnikers give out. Ever.
pizzamachine 04.10.11	Unless... nah nevermind.
Emim 04.10.11	Ever.
tiesthatbind 04.10.11	5 Breaking Romulus or gtfo
FatChickIrl 04.10.11	hail satan