BallsToTheWall: Vikings Don't Celebrate Valentines Day

BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	My enemies shall be entombed by black magic wizardry and demi-god like strength.
TheJackal 01.31.11	lol
FatChickIrl 01.31.11	lol
BigHans 01.31.11	I watched a recent Deadliest Warrior on Spike. It was Viking vs Samurai. They said the Samurai would win in battle. I punched the wall in disagreement. And because I'm 75% Norweigan.
BigHans 01.31.11	I mean, theres no way people that averaged 5'4 130lb in size could stand up to man- beasts who averaged like 195lb at a time when the average person was like 140. I mean, seriously.
vanderb0b 01.31.11	Dude, Vikings would massacre Samurai easily. Gonna spend my Valentines Day listening to Amon Amarth and praying to Odin for the death of blasphemous Christian deities.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	One on one I'd say the Samurai would win because they have the smarts,agility, etc. But in full scale war/pillage raid the Vikings would win.
BigHans 01.31.11	No way, the Viking Great Axe makes the entire battle moot. Plus, the Katana sword was proven to not be able to pierce Viking Chain mail. Thats why it is baffling they won the battle.
Maniac! 01.31.11	One on one I'd say the Samurai would win because they have the smarts,agility, etc. [2]
Aids 01.31.11	fuck valentines day. NEW AMON AMARTH IS GOING TO OWN ALL
tiesthatbind 01.31.11	Samurai all the way.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	Both are awesome. I Love reading Bushido. Samurai discipline FTMFW.
MO 01.31.11	as much as I love Vikings, Samurai would definately beat a Viking one on one. They're just quicker.
TheJackal 01.31.11	the vikings would be too wasted on mead to cope with the disciplined ranks of the samurai
pizzamachine 01.31.11	Oh come on guys.
cvlts 01.31.11	Samurai got demon masks. I mean how awesome is that
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	I miss the glory days when the Vikings and the Irish used to kill each other mercilessly only for the Vikings to end up modernizing them on how to build ships, develop a money system/ key cities including Dublin, engaging in pagan matrimony only to be booted out and replaced by the god damn red coats. I would much rather be still under control by the vikings tbh.
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	Samurais are overrated, 'cause first of all Katanas aren't that tough (in case, they're fucking fragile, more fragile than European swords) and it is a rumor that Vikings were just tall and muscular but stupid as shit. (If they would've been so stupid they wouldn't have had some huge ass trade routes) Also I'd like to see someone dodge a good balanced viking sword. (these things are tough and fast as hell)
cvlts 01.31.11	I'm half japanese and half norwegian. conflict of interest over here.
ConsiderPhlebas 01.31.11	I'd like to see a samurai or a viking dodge a bullet. Systemised warfare isn't cool, but it gets the job done.
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	"Samurai got demon masks. I mean how awesome is that" Vikings got big halls in which they eat and drink shitloads of mead. And mead is just fucking awesome. So awesome I'll get some 10 litre canisters for my next party. @Phlebas: Guns are for sackless little girls.
MO 01.31.11	I'll take you up on that Hep
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	I'd go for it if we use some good ol' Death Sauce.
BigHans 01.31.11	Great Axe had at least twice the reach of the Katana sword, not to mention the Viking chain mail and Sheild make the argument worthless. The computer in Deadliest Warrior gave huge points to the Samurai bow and arrow, but if we are talking a one on one battle, a real man wouldn't use a long range weapon like that, so the argument is over. Viking crushes Samuari and then pillages their women afterward.
kris. 01.31.11	us irish have much to thank the vikings for fucking brits
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	I cannot wait to get pagan occult norse/celtic symbols/animals tattooed on my body. As well as growing a legit ass beard.
ConsiderPhlebas 01.31.11	It's not the brits' fault that paddies are weak
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	I destroyed some british douchebag in tennis last night. That's whats up. Guy was cool though for a brit.
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	Can't wait to store some big ass canisters of mead in my room. Also I can grow a legit ass beard as history-scholar.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	My job does not condone facial hair. I'm about to quit.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	I bust my ass endlessnessly for no real point, am underpaid by cheap douchebag waiters and still given shit by said douchebag waiters about not doing enough. About to lay a beat down I swear.
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	You need a Hans Langseth-Beard. Everyone will respect you cause you could kill 'em with your beard.
BigHans 01.31.11	You a bartender Balls?
Orichalcum 01.31.11	Fuck yeah this' some manly shit right here
AngelofDeath 01.31.11	Always wanted to pioneer samurai metal.
kris. 01.31.11	i can only grow a decent-looking neckbeard :(
AngelofDeath 01.31.11	Oh, 5 reminded me that I had a thought that you, Hans, and I should open up an upscale metal-themed sports bar called Mercyful Plate.
BigHans 01.31.11	Great idea Angel.
Wolfhorde 01.31.11	If you guys have mead there and Death Sauce I'll be your patron.
Aids 01.31.11	"should open up an upscale metal-themed sports bar called Mercyful Plate." I'm there if you play hockey games
AngelofDeath 01.31.11	Hockey's personally my favorite sport, so I'd be inclined to say yes.
Hyperion1001 01.31.11	Valentines Day and Easter are the two worst holidays of the year. Easter was like a shitty Christmas where you actually had to work to get stuff. Fuck egg-hunting.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	I should open up an upscale metal-themed sports bar called Mercyful Plate. [2] There is samurai metal, cant remmeber the name of the band I added but will try too.. My brothers bartender so I should ask him for tips, + they get all the chicks.
Hyperion1001 01.31.11	Shaolin Death Squad is Kung-Fu metal. Not sure if it's what you were looking for though.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	No. It was one guy wearing arice farmers hat and had DO DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DO DO kind of instrumentation.
Hyperion1001 01.31.11	Only two ones i can find are Zenithrash and Whispered, the latter being more drunk finns making a gimmicky melodeath band.
BallsToTheWall 01.31.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDD5fcrP7k&feature=related
Hawks 01.31.11	Always love a good Balls list. That song from the new Amon Amarth album is fucking great. So pumped for that album.
Defeater 01.31.11	susan coffey
BallsToTheWall 02.01.11	susan coffey [2]
couldwinarabbit 02.01.11	...I have a date. I feel unwelcome in this list.
Deathcar 02.01.11	I'm in a relationship and I despise Valentines Day, I think a day of pillaging the shops that ply this comercial crap at us whilst blasting Amon Amarth sounds perfect.
JWT155 02.01.11	I love Balls lists, made my day. Will now go blast Amon Amarth and get my pillaging on...